Chauvinists Make More Money

This article also marks my appearance in the SuperFrat/Dick Masterson cross-over comic, as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective. Check it out for more reasons why thinking that women are shit at everything is a good idea.

While on Dr. Phil, I offhandedly referred to my work as the Art of Chauvinism. Little did I know how brilliant that was.

The Art of Chauvinism is the application of one simple universal principle: Men Are Better Than Women. It’s true from the day we’re born to the day we die. It’s true in every single facet and function of life. It’s true for the smallest of insects to the largest of professional wrestlers. Peacocks are better than peahens, men are better than women at loading a dishwasher, and Mars is better than Venus. If you spend enough time on Venus, your fucking face will melt off.

Chauvinism solves all of life’s mysteries and it will get you laid. But here’s something I bet you didn’t know. Chauvinism is also guaranteed to make you more money!

A recent study by the University of Florida reports that men who have sexist attitudes make $8,500 more per year than their pussy-whipped counterparts. That’s enough money to buy 42 decent prostitutes! 60 if you live near UCSD! In terms that even a woman could understand: that’s enough money to have sex almost every week.

Take that all of you obnoxious, uptight school marms out there with sticks up your asses and imaginary psychology degrees in your hands. The University of Florida just proved that chauvinists like me have no trouble getting our gear greased. If $8,500 can’t get you laid, no amount of “progressive pretending” will. That is because you are on a deserted fucking island with no women around for 500 miles. If one was any closer, she would swim the gap to take a bite out of your cold hard cash.

And save the “it doesn’t count if you pay for it” argument because men always pay for sex. Sex is the only reason we buy nice shoes. Sex is why Appletini mix is even sold in bars.

The study followed 12,686 men over the course of 30 years. Every ten years, researchers asked the subjects whether or not they believed a woman’s place was in the home. What they found was that sexism and an understanding of the basic principles, function, and application of economics go hand in hand.

Understanding money means understanding women.

Bet on a Nag

But what about the mixed-up broads out there who think their place is in the big scary world of business where men can, do, and should sexually harass them at all times? Before they blow it on pantsuits and Tina Fey glasses, these office sluts make $1,500 more per year than their less cunty sisters.

That’s a measly $1,500 for a whole year of anxiety, false expectations, and delusion. Men aren’t nice to you at work because they want to be your friend, ladies. They still just want to fuck you. None of us leave our penis at home.

That means anyone who believes in the superiority of their gender makes more money right? Not exactly, says I. Let’s review the numbers and watch the world’s only Chauvinist Detective crack this case like it’s a box of Franzia.

Chauvinists get $8,500 more a year.
Feminists get $1,500 more a year.
Women without jobs get married.

Women who figured out why God gave them a vagina get first crack at the extra $8,500 men like me make every year. And fuck, I’m happy to pay it. Like I said, sex costs money. I don’t walk into a bar and expect to drink for free. I don’t show up at LAX and start punching people in the mouth until they let me on a plane. I don’t approach a woman without figuring out how much time or money I’m willing to spend on nailing her.

Buy My Book

My book is worth it’s weight in gold. Reading the first sentence aloud will get every woman around you to shut her fucking gob. Silence is golden. Well now you can throw $8,500 real dollars on top of that metaphorical gold because my book is a training manual on how to think like a Chauvinist.

The Art of Chauvinism

Understanding money means understanding women. And chauvinism is all about understanding women. Women are dumb as hell, unreliable as shit, couldn’t staple paint to a wall even if you paid them not to, and will only fuck you if they think there’s a chance they can get at your cash. Pavarotti didn’t sing for free. Why would a woman fuck for free? It’s the only skill God gave them.

If something sounds stupid, a woman probably said it. If something needs doing, there was no man around to do it in the first place. If someone fucked up driving, it was probably a woman.

That’s chauvinism. That’s reality.

Manclusion

When studies that prove men are better than women come along, the theories on why men and women are still somehow magically equal are as abundant as they are retarded. “Employers only promote sexist men because they realize these men need to support their families and won’t quit for a riskier opportunity!” says one such jackass. “Chauvinist men are only interested in power,” pipes another. “So they’ll go to any extreme to get it!”

If businesses were run by Candyland supervillains, then either of those reasons would make sense. But they’re not so they don’t. Keep the bullshit on campus please. The reason men like me make more money than men who have a passport to the Friend Zone is because men like me know how the world works. Women are whores because they can be. If you’re going to make apple pie, you don’t want any fucking oranges.

Apples are better than oranges.

Whether it’s true or not, believing it will make you more money.

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Comment by Sandra
2009-01-05 21:13:34 - IP Man-Hash: 06361243ffdda

You say that all women are whores, I just have a one question do you think of your mother as one? She give an asshole like you life. What a waste.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-05 22:43:12 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

No no honey. Your mother didn’t give you life –> your horny FATHER did.

Your FATHER is the reason you are alive. He pounded his man load into your mother’s pussy ball-deep… until the best part of you ran down the crack of yo momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

MEN are more interested in making sex happen than women are. And you think women are supposed to get CREDIT for that shit????

Are you out of your fucking mind???

Look at what you EXPECT men to BE and DO for you before you’re willing to jump into bed with a guy!!!

WHORE: “He’s gotta have a great job… he’s gotta be this… he’s gotta be that…. he’s gotta treat me like this… he’s gotta look like that… he better tell me what I want to hear….. he better take me out 3 times first…. or he’s definitely never getting any of this….. unless he is willing to do that….”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

And you think WOMEN are the one’s

THE ONLY THING A WOMAN HAS TO DO IS LIFT HER FUCKING SKIRT AND BEND OVER - OR THROW HER LEGS UP AND BE A CUM DUMP.

That’s IT!

She can even be a lazy, fat, useless tub of shit who eats cake, chips and pickled yogurt off her tits….. sits on her ass for nice moths in a fucking COMA and that kid is coming anyway.

You’re not HOLY –>> You’re a HOLE.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
Comment by Shenandoah
2009-01-03 22:15:15 - IP Man-Hash: 848f97bbb733f

u make me suck… u think wemen are just dumb animals dont u…… men arent beter than wemen… hate to tell u this… i can argue for hours on this…. but im not.

i will say this.. no wemeen arent perfect… and men sure the fuck arent either… thats why theres men and wemen to balance eachother out…. and to think that wemen are lower than worthless… just proves ur worth in the end

i think the real irony is that (and this is what i believe) god may be a woman… wemen are the life bringers and when judgement day comes and ur siting in front of god…. and its a woman… well wont u be royaly fucked good sir =]

 
Comment by Tony Holland
2008-12-30 07:56:28 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe1be55f67ea

‘Women truly are moronic BASTARDS’

Amen

 
Comment by Tony Holland
2008-12-30 06:46:50 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe1be55f67ea

Hi Dick,

Our values prevent us from saying the truth about women, but it was about time someone said the truth about ‘em. We ARE better and are much more reliable than women. I just heard all the voicemails and i want to say to you; don’t get intimidated by them, they’re women for gods sake. If there would be a war between the two genders, we would be victorious, no doubt about that. You have the balls to say the truth, I’m also known as a guy that proclames men’s supremacy. Most guys are pussies that don’t dare to say what they think in front of women, but you just say it, you’re a hero. FUCK WOMEN, WHEREVER THEY COME FROM. In Holland as well they are nothing but fucking whores, that’s all they are and i just heard what you said about women saying you don’t get laid and that is the reason why you’re acting like this…..that’s just their only excuse (he thinks men are better, so he must hold a grudge against women) it’s an insulting truth for them, but nevertheless it’s the truth and sometimes an insult is a truth that someone rather doesn’t want to hear. Keep up the good work and don’t let them stop you! The truth will set us free! MEN > WOMEN
FUCK THOSE LYING CUNTS! VIVAN LOS HOMBRES

Comment by Bob
2008-12-30 07:18:36 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

Wow, surprising number of people from Holland that post here. How severe is the feminist problem over there? It’s pretty bad here, but I think it might actually be worse in your country.

Comment by Tony Holland
2008-12-30 07:42:25 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe1be55f67ea

It’s very bad the problem here, they can do whatever they want and it was about time someone like Dick let the truth out. Never submit to the weak gender, be proud to be a man. It’s too bad in Holland men have become like sheep, no fierce man that once ruled the earth is there to detect nomore.

 
 
 
Comment by suchafuckinglady
2008-11-28 23:39:34 - IP Man-Hash: ef767dd6012c0

This is the funniest site I’ve ever visited.

 
Comment by You Are Lame
2008-11-24 01:51:55 - IP Man-Hash: b1186c83feeff

I feel sad for all of you. Clearly, your mothers and FATHERS have failed. Make the effort to proofread your posts for errors. You are all idiots. Your views reflect your upbringing. I pity your family.

Comment by studioline
2008-11-24 02:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: 758dffdf5013d

Clearly your sons and daughters are in a great danger and we feel sorry for them.

 
Comment by Dr. Tensor
2008-12-02 21:10:07 - IP Man-Hash: e941a1a63e3e3

My dad told me women were like this while I was growing up. I didn’t believe him — until I went out into the real world and found out how it works. Yup, where my FATHER failed to raise me right, the real world succeeded.

And you, sir (if a “female”, you’re probably some fat, ugly hog so this should apply anyway), are an idiot.

 
 
Comment by Josh
2008-11-18 15:31:02 - IP Man-Hash: b33a44c6e3c33

Perhaps if the women who are viewing this site (fuck off) will not take manwisdom from the men of this site, they can attempt to be enlighened (but fail completely as they are incapable of anything else than rudimentary female FUCKtions.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Woman (That means click the pretty blue text to all of the dense women reading this, and manginas you should read it too.)

Comment by TheHammer
2008-11-19 10:01:44 - IP Man-Hash: 8caf49b3c6517

@Josh,
the encylopediadramatica link has an internet worm attached to it so avoid the link from Josh’s post. And to the person who thought they were clever enough to corrupt my computer think again you codpiece, codpiece, codpiece!

Comment by AnonIsUs
2008-12-20 23:17:50 - IP Man-Hash: f9f528ce5740e

No, it doesn’t you stupid CUNT. Ed is a legitimate site. Stop spreading lies.

 
 
 
Comment by stuffgirlslike
2008-11-18 07:25:02 - IP Man-Hash: 9c43deca88944

Are you gay? Well only a gay man does not appreciate women.

Remember Richard does not allow me to post my URL.

Comment by sofie
2008-11-18 07:27:06 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

woow and that comes from a girl takin orders from a richard hahaha xD

Comment by studioline
2008-11-18 07:48:49 - IP Man-Hash: 0f592aa21c934

Yep Rachard is Gay Too , because StuffGirlsLike, can’t come up wiht anything else since she is on this site, like a year now.., besides reapeating herself ” are you gay… are you gay…” …

@SGL why are you repeating it?? Are you gay??

Comment by sofie
2008-11-18 07:59:16 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

lool good one xD

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Comment by studioline
2008-11-18 08:06:48 - IP Man-Hash: 0f592aa21c934

When SGL comes up with something on her own, that will be a day…. I wonder if this happens in this her lifetime..?? or she has to wait for another shot, and become a dog a something else.

 
Comment by Mike_D
2008-11-19 07:54:28 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

She’d be way better as a dog. You could at least legally whack her with a newspaper when she refuses to shut up.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Candide
2008-11-25 14:34:45 - IP Man-Hash: b3fc124630414

Unlike you, I’ve actually known homosexuals. After describing his feminized government office, this gay guy remarked that he was glad to be gay. In that moment, I envied him.

 
 
Comment by Bill
2008-11-17 02:56:21 - IP Man-Hash: 46e72b8f49e5c

Chick that was really an utterly stupid and womanly thing to say. I’m sure you’re too ignorant to know that, so “I’m helping you out there.
Now go gargle some summers eve and flush all your stink-holes then come back in your next life..

 
Comment by ilkka
2008-11-16 00:19:08 - IP Man-Hash: b96ddff8d96f4

What is your real name?

Comment by studioline
2008-11-18 07:50:57 - IP Man-Hash: 0f592aa21c934

what is your real name?

 
 
Comment by Amanda
2008-11-12 20:12:00 - IP Man-Hash: 2ddd07b2817a0

hey dick YOU SUCK YOU ASSWHOLE,DONT HAVE US WAIT UNTIL YOU DIE JUST GO TO HELL ALREADY!!!!!

Comment by Amanda
2008-11-12 20:14:55 - IP Man-Hash: 2ddd07b2817a0

DIDDO!!!!!!!!

Comment by Chris
2008-11-12 23:42:55 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

It’s- “DITTO” you stupid cunt.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-11-13 10:27:25 - IP Man-Hash: 3de6c493b9195

Try ‘thick cunt’ instead of ’stupid cunt’, Chris - one can really get one’s teeth into the British expression!

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Comment by Woman ROCK!!!
2008-11-14 20:40:16 - IP Man-Hash: bbc2aa6153d8d

your the stupid cunt you asswhole!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment by skyscraperjoe
2008-11-15 12:54:16 - IP Man-Hash: 720a5e1c2201e

>__< Every time I read your posts, Woman Rock, it’s as if I am reading the typing’s of a severely retarded person. I would say you should go back to school, but that would just be wasted education.

Kindly catch some venereal disease from one of your countless lovers and piss off you thick, thick, thick cunt. -Skyscraperjoe

 
Comment by studioline
2008-11-15 13:03:37 - IP Man-Hash: dd6e3ae5a4d9e

@ Joe wannabe
Only women think that women rock, and that’s not even all of them, in fact only some of them, the trolls, most women know they suck as well as all men.

 
Comment by Mike_D
2008-11-17 21:11:29 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

I believe he was just referring to her name and not trying to say that women actually rock.

 
 
 
 
Comment by sofie
2008-11-14 14:08:33 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

realli i know im a girl and all… but if u guys realli think he “sucks” that much… why the hell wud u be on his site in the first place!!?? simple question girls

Comment by AG
2008-11-15 10:40:00 - IP Man-Hash: 01b82486255e3

It’s called standing up for yourself and not being disrepected by ignorant bastards.

Comment by sofie
2008-11-15 10:48:48 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

just because u serve the man doesnt mean ur being disrespected… ofcause sum men are worse than others… BUT by pleasin them u please urself… u feel happy or nearly that u can stand by their side

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Comment by AG
2008-11-15 11:05:31 - IP Man-Hash: 01b82486255e3

Please Sofi, tell me how being called a whore, and being told you can’t do anything very well because you’re a stupid woman is NOT being disrespected. Please tell me.

 
Comment by AG
2008-11-15 11:05:46 - IP Man-Hash: 01b82486255e3

Please Sofie, tell me how being called a whore, and being told you can’t do anything very well because you’re a stupid woman is NOT being disrespected. Please tell me.

 
Comment by sofie
2008-11-15 11:10:30 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

well first of all u dont haff to write it twise… and if u realli did understand this u wud know that those being called whores is the ones who wont give in to the men… look im not saying u cant “protect” urself im just saying that I… and i mean I dont mind the chauvinistic mind… and that those who realli does mind.. shudnt be on a chauvinistic site in the first place… thats all im saying

 
Comment by AG
2008-11-15 11:40:38 - IP Man-Hash: 01b82486255e3

Well maybe you should get a brain.. maybe learn how to spell. Then maybe you’ll understand how much of an idiot you’re being.. why the hell whould I give into a man who thinks I’m a worthless piece of shit? Why would you? Seriously get some brains. Men are not better, and I’m not saying women are either. The both can do somethings better than others. I’m on this site because I’m letting idiots like you know what I have to say thank you, and I have all the right in the world to.

 
Comment by sofie
2008-11-15 11:49:43 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

well i never said u should that like totally and fully up to you… and what i choose is none of your business… and do u realise how stupid u look… ur practically saying that everyone who doesnt mean what u mean are stupid… how can that be… and yea again i cant decide if u should be against or with the men… thats as i said up to u… but i dont run around tellin you that you have a lack of brains…

ohh and for my english i havent.. (maybe like you) grown up with the english language im from denmark… so as u see my first language would be danish

 
Comment by AG
2008-11-15 12:01:35 - IP Man-Hash: 01b82486255e3

Actually my first language isn’t English, it’s french, but I am still smart enough to spell properly.

 
Comment by sofie
2008-11-15 12:07:59 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

well our difference in language just proves that im younger than u… i write slang which im perfectly allowed to do…doesnt mean that i cant spell what so eva

 
Comment by studioline
2008-11-15 12:11:46 - IP Man-Hash: dd6e3ae5a4d9e

@AG

First of all Sofie here in not a whore, you are. When we men say” whore” we mean you and trolls like you. But you take Sofie and try to frame it like we men called her a whore. This is exactly what women do if they meet normal, real women, right away they try to convince her that she is a brainless whore.

 
Comment by Mike_D
2008-11-16 05:11:35 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

The terms whore, slut, worthless, idiot, etc applies to whom it applies and not to the rest. In general it applies to most women because most women in the western world are like AG. Few if any are like Sofie.

Men are better than women. If you’re smart, you can accept it.

 
Comment by gwallan
2008-12-08 18:20:21 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Why am I not surprised at a frog being a spelling nazi?

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by i love men
2008-11-12 08:59:43 - IP Man-Hash: 88b71de39ce7a

Why do doctors slap babies’ butts right after they’re born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.

Why are men like commercials?

You can’t believe a word they say.

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?

Guilt gifts are nicer.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?

Slow.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They’re married.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

Why don’t men often show their true feelings?

Because they don’t have any.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?

So oxygen can get to their brains.

What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?

A snowwoman is easier to make, ’cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

What’s the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

Comment by RB
2008-11-12 09:05:10 - IP Man-Hash: 9aff36920d8a1

Q:What do you call a woman who says ‘i love men’ and then posts this crap?

A:Because she’s as worthless as a dried up banana peel.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-11-13 10:32:25 - IP Man-Hash: 3de6c493b9195

*Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.*

What women are these? The ones who spend all day in shoe shops or hairdressers? Women are greedy, self-absorbed parasites, you asshole.

 
Comment by TheHammer
2008-11-17 08:25:22 - IP Man-Hash: 8caf49b3c6517

A. What do you call a chick that lists 30 plus one line lame jokes about men? Q. You call her “I love men” poster who has no life, laughs at her inane jokes and foolishly thought anyone with a life would spend the time to read past the second line. Try hitting the treadmill or take a cooking course or some other worthwhile pursuit. By the way, where has Dick gone? I went on vacation and came back to find the same post and was concerned some feminazi stalker abducted him. Are you out there DM?

Comment by RB
2008-11-17 09:19:24 - IP Man-Hash: 462a31819c181

Nah….he’s out there good and fine, I’m sure.He’s probably doing something else—maybe writing a new book-MABTW Part 2, or making MABTW-the movie!

Comment by sofie
2008-11-17 14:00:57 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

well im kinda new here… is he normally mor on since peopple get worried??

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Comment by Tony Holland
2008-12-30 08:06:03 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe1be55f67ea

Better at proclaming bullshit….why don’t you just die, that’s another thing you can add to your list women are better at…….besides being useless……women actually rebel….after all we’ve done for this world….i’ts like watching a dog bite your hand when you’re offering it a snack…..EVERY MAN KNOWS IT AND EVERY WOMAN TRIES TO DENY IT MEN > WOMEN

p.s. the attachment ‘wo’ in woman in an ancient anglosaxian language, Frysk, meant ‘whore’ pronounced the same way as ‘hoe’ , so wo-man meant slutty man. in their time they already knew the truth.

 
Comment by KLMMCG
2009-01-06 00:17:59 - IP Man-Hash: 2f2c6cb39021d

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE PUSSY LIPS…….SO THEY CAN GRIP THE BROOM BETTER

 
Comment by KLMMCG
2009-01-06 00:26:51 - IP Man-Hash: 2f2c6cb39021d

WASNT THERE A BOOK, WHAT WAS IT CALLED….OH YA MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN WANT PENIS. YA THATS IT

 
 
Comment by I HAVE A UTERUS. I AM SUPERIOR.
2008-11-12 08:09:42 - IP Man-Hash: 88b71de39ce7a

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Comment by RB
2008-11-12 08:17:17 - IP Man-Hash: 9aff36920d8a1

O my GOD!!!!!It’s the repeating line monster!!!Everybody…..RUN!!!

Comment by Muzalon
2008-11-13 10:35:06 - IP Man-Hash: 3de6c493b9195

And it’s not even an original line…!

Maybe it’s trying to impress us with the fact it can use ctrl + c/v …!

Women truly are moronic BASTARDS.

 
 
Comment by Tony Holland
2008-12-30 08:10:54 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe1be55f67ea

And then they shove it in your pussy and cum in your mouth. Doesn’t that feel good, feeling that gaping hole stretch? Die worthless cunt

MEN > WOMEN

 
 
Comment by JESUS CHRIST
2008-11-12 08:04:40 - IP Man-Hash: 88b71de39ce7a

YEP, men sure are better than women.

Better at molesting and murdering children,
Better at serial killing,
Better at starting world wars….
Better at planting their seed but REFUSING to pay CHILDSUPPORT.

On top of all that, men are better at being useless.

Oh that’s right, men can’t create life.
OH YEAH, and you’re all degenerates, too!

The Y Chromosome is shrinking. LOL! Good riddance, faggots.

GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH….Wait, I forgot, men are useless!!!!

Where’s my fucking money?!

Comment by RB
2008-11-12 08:15:15 - IP Man-Hash: 9aff36920d8a1

And women are better at:-

1.Having sex.
2.Gestating the embryo that men create.
3.Suckling it when it comes out of their stomachs.

Apart from these three things, men are basically better at EVERYTHING.

And the Y chromosome is depleting, soon there’ll be no more men.Then I’d like to see you write posts like this on a website in your computer which was MADE BY MEN, and is fuelled by electricity that is PROVIDED BY MEN.

Get the F U C K off.And shove this up your ass please:-

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That’s my HUGE, pre-cum dripping cock.And after you do that, go make me a goddamn SAMMICH!!

Comment by Muzalon
2008-11-13 10:36:21 - IP Man-Hash: 3de6c493b9195

Preferably after I’ve stamped on the back of her head while she bites the nearest kerb…

 
 
Comment by WhoCares
2008-11-12 13:43:08 - IP Man-Hash: 6ad8fc9dc9416

Here’s an idea. If you don’t want to deal with a man who won’t pay you child support, stop fucking deadbeat men at whatever bar you frequent. Real MEN take responsibility for their children even when a filthy whore is involved. Real MEN will do anything for their children.

Its funny though. I’ve got a good friend who is the very definition of MAN. He’s a good father, never misses a payment on support nor a weekend or his Tuesday he is allowed. However, his whore of an ex will get pissed at him for not playing the game and taking calls at 3:00am and keep his baby from him and then tell their child “daddy doesn’t want to see you anymore” until a judge finally orders visitation or jail time.

But, you’ve got to ask yourself about equal share for the well being of a child. From start to finish its a flawed system. If a woman gets pregnant and I want her to keep the baby, she can still abort without my permission even though its partly my responsibility likewise if a man wanted to abort a baby he would have no say. Now, suppose this baby is born and I’m the world greatest father and you’re what you seem to be right now (a coked out whore) and we get a divorce. Who gets custody 89% of the time in the US? The woman.

So, with this “equal” partnership for making a baby and paying for this baby, men have no equal say in the matter. I find it astounding that any man pays support. Luckily, I don’t stick my dick in whores so I don’t have to pay support. But, the entire system is slanted towards women, good or bad. Even a worthless crack whore sucking cock at a bus stop mother can get primary custody of a doctor father and just extort a living off his hard work.

I’m sorry you were molested, as obvious by your post but not all men molest, rape, murder or fuck useless whores and then refuse to pay. Maybe, as previously stated you’re a no talent whore who tried to get some guy stuck in a relationship and got pregnant while claiming you were on the pill. How are we to know? Maybe, you’re just an unattractive woman and angry at men. Who knows.

However, most men with psychological problems stem fro mtheir relationship with their mother. Hitler, our jew killing monster was the product of an overbearing mother. Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Dahmer and most all of the serial killers had a strained relationship with their mother. Maybe, just maybe women shoulder some of the blame with piss poor parenting.

Now, like some men on here I don’t think all women are dumb. You, on the other hand have shown your ignorance and should not only leave this site, but the internet all together.

 
Comment by TheHammer
2008-11-13 09:51:47 - IP Man-Hash: 8caf49b3c6517

Next time you need something done like a bridge built, changing your tire or fixing the insides of your toilet call your female friend cause men are tired of ungrateful bitches like yourself. We no longer chose to marry them so you will find yourself alone having to pay a man to do that which you cannot. It’s time we get paid by you rather than vice versa. I implore all men reading these posts not to marry. It is a disaster for the man and a financial windfall for the woman. If hell freezes over and the court system changes (Islamic courts) then I’ll reconsider.

 
Comment by Mike_D
2008-11-14 20:16:58 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

I kinda hope all men do go away, just so cunts like this can see how fast the world would fall apart if left in the hands of women.

Of course, humans would become extinct without the opposite sex since women aren’t hermaphrodites. You can’t give birth without a man sweetie.

Once again, women prove that women are dumb as shit.

 
Comment by gwallan
2008-11-15 18:11:57 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Actually women commit two thirds of the murders of children and constitute at least a third of the sexual abusers of children. Even including sexual abuse women are by far the majority abusers of children.

I’d be inclined to assume women are better at serial killing as they are far more likely to get away with it.

Among child support payers women are far more likely to not pay than are men. Women are, however, solely responsible for rates of paternity fraud exceding thirty percent in some jurisdictions.

As for wars every single woman who has had the power to send her country to war HAS DONE SO. Men cannot claim this. Wars are created by the elites, NOT by men. Men are the forced participants in these events. Some of the creators of wars have been female. The participants are always male, don’t want to be there, are lucky if they survive and even if they do are damaged for the rest of their lives.

You owe everything in your world to men who sacrificed their lives to ensure your safety and comfort and freedom.

YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH.

 
Comment by Candide
2008-11-25 14:02:46 - IP Man-Hash: b3fc124630414

Please feel free to throw everything MAN-made out of your life then and support the sisterhood. Please point out anything besides a book or article a feminist produced cuz I’m drawing a blank here.

 
 
Comment by Paradox
2008-11-11 06:24:44 - IP Man-Hash: 66a357ac497a8

Bet you all got small penises, cant get a woman and still hang on moms apron strings. I dont freaking care wot you think, sad, deluded little men…….so now you shut the fuck up and go and play with your toys.

Comment by RB
2008-11-11 07:24:52 - IP Man-Hash: 2959a0f6095b8

Yeah we’ll play with our toys all right.In fact, we’ll pound them.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-11-11 09:01:57 - IP Man-Hash: 3de6c493b9195

If you did not care you would not have commented, you wart-riddled cunt.

 
Comment by Mike_D
2008-11-11 10:25:41 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

Next on Dick’s list: Women can’t spell for shit.

“Wot.”

Go play with a speak and spell. Please.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-11-11 11:24:28 - IP Man-Hash: 4e591749e7f36

Gee whimmin became so monothematic this days, they only talk about dicks and toys.

 
Comment by WhoCares
2008-11-12 14:03:44 - IP Man-Hash: 6ad8fc9dc9416

Have you pondered the question of why it seems like all men have small dicks? Perhaps you’ve got an obnoxiously large vagina. I mean, if all penises seem small, maybe you’ve just got a huge gaping hole.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-11-13 10:38:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3de6c493b9195

No, that’s in her head…

Comment by gwallan
2008-11-15 18:16:19 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

No, the echo is coming from further south. And it’s cavernous.

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