Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response
Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; it was also focused entirely on marriage.
Marriage and a willingness to be married is not the definition of maturity. It’s actually the opposite. Unless screaming at the people you love because some pastries are two hours late is the benchmark of maturity. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, though the article didn’t mention either way.
Men are better than women at being 20. This holds today as much as it ever did — including in 1965. Here is my response to Child-Man in the Promised Land.
It sucks.
First of all, “child-man” is awkward. “Man-child” rolls off the tongue as smooth as man-silk. When you’re building a case against people who act a certain way — something called prejudice — it’s important to make your slur as catchy as possible.
The guiltiest a person can be is when they’re a catch phrase.
Kay Hymowitz defines a “child-man” as a modern young man who “hangs out in a hormonal limbo between adolescence and adulthood.” I’m pretty sure adult men want to fuck the shit out of Jessica Alba too, so I can say for certain that the modern twenty-something man is mired safely in hormonal adulthood.
But here’s something else. Did anyone else notice that Kay’s last name looks a lot like “Hymen”? Gross.
According to Kay Hymen-owitz, playing video games every night and laughing at fart jokes is a not only a lazy thing to do, it’s also the mark of a bad father and inattentive husband. This, she claims, is different to the young men of 1965 who allegedly aspired to nothing but fatherhood and bill paying.
“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job…you’re married…one kid…you’re an adult!” – Kay Hymowitz
In other words, today’s men no longer aspire to become anthropomorphic ATM’s.
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone says more about the twenty-something male culture of 1965 than I ever could.
“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” – Fred Flintstone, circa 1960
That’s straight from the zeitgeist of an era. There is no difference in a general aversion to women and marriage between the men of today and the men of yesteryear — and the men of 10,000 BC. Marriage is fucked and stupid and women are annoying. Nothing is ever going to change that. Least of all video games and Maxim.
Remember the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo? I do because I’m a man and I remember all history — even the parts that make me look stupid. Women don’t remember any history — especially the parts that make them look stupid. That’s where most date rape stories come from. Remember that next time a woman opens her yap and starts inventing history on the fly.
A woman’s definition of history is exactly how badly she wishes the present was different. If she’s really fat and she really hates herself for it, then a woman will remember a time when beauty was radically different than it is currently. This was never the case. Fat broads were always the boner equivalent of shit-Kryptonite. Two hundred years from now, no one is going to look back at an iPod commercial and think everyone in the twentieth century was attracted to black silhouettes who could keep a groove.
If a woman feels cheated that her mother was happier being a wife than she’ll ever be as a journalist, she invents a halcyon past of chivalry absolving herself of all personal responsibility. Spend more time at the gym and less on your resumes, ladies. Prince Charming doesn’t care how fast you type.
Fred Flintstone is possibly the greatest cartoon father ever to live. But based on the above quote, Hymen-owitz would probably call him more of a nasty and bitter misogynist than she called me. It sounds to me like a degree in Cartoons and Cereal teaches you more than one in Journalism and Women’s Studies.
There is no such thing as the emergence of a “child-man”, and I’ll be fucked if some woman thinks she’s going to criticize today’s young men for anything. Men have a natural disdain for women and an understood “betterness” over them. That’s what happens when the thing you stick your dick in also happens to suck at everything. The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo was the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com of the stone age.
Men: 1, Women: 0.
Video Games
Video games are a lot like a movie except you have to be smarter than a woman to figure out how to interact with them. That’s why women hate them. Video games are proof that men are smarter than women.
Have you ever seen a woman play a video game? She’ll just sit there staring stupidly at the television as her character dies or her guitar hero fails spectacularly. She won’t even mash the buttons. No matter how you spin it, inaction is the essence of failure. To a woman, video games are a mirror that reflect her soul.
Video games are a mark of immaturity? Hardly.
The video games men play are rated explicitly beyond the purchase of children. They’re violent and cruel and they should be. Men ourselves are violent and cruel. No woman was cruel enough to send millions of young men overseas in World War II to die in mustard gas and chemical infernos in order to save an entire race of people. No woman did, and no woman would have. Women can’t even leave abusive spouses, how the fuck could one have handled Hitler?
Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.
Men: 2, Women: 0.
Weddings
Making a list of things you want people to buy you is something children do. But when “grown-up” women do it, it’s called a Bridal Registry. And why the fuck do full grown adults need a seating chart? That’s childish.
A woman’s addiction to wedding fantasies starts strongly when she’s a child and become more obsessive and psychotic over time. Nothing about that resembles maturation. It’s the opposite. Women are the only creature on Earth that becomes less mature with experience.
Weddings are the ultimate in childishness. It’s a birthday party with two extra zero’s on the bill. Instead of birthday hats, a wedding has suits and gowns. Instead of a clown, a wedding has a priest and a string quartet. Instead of a spoiled brat, a wedding has a bride.
Men: 3, Women: 0.
Sex
Getting laid is the meaning of life. Everything else is garnish. Garnish for women so that they don’t have to feel like sex toys even though they are.
When it comes to the opposite sex, the only thing men are concerned about is getting busy as often and as cheaply and as nakedly as possible. And sex is so contrary to childishness that it’s illegal to do it with them. That’s called being a pedophile and it will get you on Dateline.
Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.
Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish.
Men: 4, Women: 0.
Baby Boomers
Today’s young men are free to fuck around because there are still a shit load of baby boomers around running the show. That’s the real truth of this issue. Maturity is like a gun. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you have to use it. In fact, using it inappropriately will sometimes make you look like a humorless dick.
“[There's a] New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace…” – Kay Hymenowitz
Hyper achieving women? How many women invented Google? The same number of women who’ve fucked me for free. None.
The fact is the new generation of men are holding up the internet with man-sized shoulders like a virtual Atlas. Women know nothing of what it takes to run a civilization and Kay Hymen-owitz is no different. Next time you need to attach a pdf to an email or a spreadsheet to a free porno website, who are you going to ask?
I’ll bet my cock it won’t be a young woman.
Furthermore, the workplace has always been female-friendly. Except these days, women think they don’t like getting slapped on the ass even though they really do. That’s called playing “hard to get”.
Men: 5, Women: 0.
Responsibility
“You wouldn’t know how to become an adult even if you wanted to? Maybe a beautiful princess will come along and show you.” -Kay Hymen-owitz
While I was on the Dr. Phil program sharing a single bathroom with 4 ladies — a fucking nightmare — Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a good woman. I guess that makes Dr. Phil a raving misogynist and a perpetual child-man as well. Even if it’s true that this newage “child-man” needs only the love of a good woman to mature him like anti-free wine, that means precisely this:
There are no good women.
All women are cheating whores. At best they can be trained out of it, but really what’s the point? Pet ownership is a lot of work. Don’t forget that piece of advice if you do intend to do something stupid like get married.
Men: 6, Women: 0.
Single mothers
“…the plight of the single mothers means nothing to him” -Kay Hymen-owitz
There is no “plight of single mothers”. All a single mother has to do is open her legs and she’ll fall vagina first into money.
Single mothers are all either dumb or bitches. That’s how they end up single. Since whoring got them into the mess, it can certainly get them out.
Men: 7, Women: 0.
Manclusion
1965 wasn’t the end all be all of family structure. In the 1800’s every wealthy man had a mistress. Bill Gates would have had one for every night of the year.
“For the problem with child-men is that they’re not very promising husbands and fathers. They suffer from a proverbial “fear of commitment,â€? another way of saying that they can’t stand to think of themselves as permanently attached to one woman.”
Either that or said women are all total bitches. A fear of commitment is like a fear of loud noises. In one case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the train tracks or you’ll soon be wearing your ass as a hat. In the other case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the aisle because after the divorce you’ll have only your ass to wear as a hat.
No one asks for a commitment without preparing to fuck you with surcharges. If you could fuck your cell phone, the provider contract and a marriage contract would be identical.
“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”
It sure does. Men are more mature than women; seven to zero. Men win.
Child-Man in the Promised Land – Someone call the Wahmbulence
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Tucker Max
Maddox
Drunkasaurus Rex
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The first two paragraphs of Kay’s article are awesome.. To quote: ‘—and then it’s off to bars and parties, where you meet, and often bed, girls of widely varied hues and sizes. They come from everywhere: California, Tokyo, Alaska, Australia. Wife? Kids? House? Are you kidding?’
Too fucking right
Chris, of course I realize that sex is not the only reason a man would want a steady girlfriend or wife. But it’s an important factor. Women have become more promiscuous in recent decades, and their are less weddings and more divorces. I don’t think it’s just coincidence.
And if “pussy is… worthless” Chris, why do men pay hookers 100s of dollars?
Because men are tired of chasing women.
Women create a hierarchy among themselves by how much she is gonna get of a man.
Men create a hierarchy among themselves by for ex:
how much he can invent so the socieaty benefits
how much money can he make by himself
But never how much money he is going to steal from a woman.
I realize that sex is not the only reason a man would want a steady girlfriend or wife. But it’s an important factor.
Um, what?
Its actually MORE important that you understand something.
Unless a man is looking for a tax deduction, men don’t “want a steady girlfriend or wife” UNTIL THEY HAVE MET THE WOMAN.
Only women do that. WOMEN are the ones who clasp their hands, daydream and pray for a husband/man to come along… and they actually want (and look for) “a relationship” or “a marriage” to a man they have never even met!
THAT’S –>> INSANE.
Men don’t do that. And while sex is not the ONLY reason….
SEX IS CERTAINLY THE FIRST REASON – AS IT SHOULD BE.
The criteria for sex is based on one thing only,
the natural concept of attraction.
Nothing else is required to make it happen.
But the criteria for a WIFE or a RELATIONSHIP is a list of things a mile long that are up to the woman to show she is otherwise worthwhile.
Women approach this all ASS BACKWARDS. They believe by doing nothing – a man should want a relationship or even a marriage to her or he is an asshole, cheater, player etc.
But the fact is – why WOULD he????
Especially when he hasn’t even fucked you yet.
ONLY AN INSANE PERSON GOES LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE TO A GHOST THEY NEVER MET.
A man’s desire for SEX depends on HIM.
We don’t need to like the women we fuck.
A man’s desire for a WIFE –>> depends on HER and the kind of woman she is. We DO need to like the women will live with and support.
Important difference.
menarebetterthanwomen.
And if “pussy is… worthless� Chris, why do men pay hookers 100s of dollars?
YOU DON’T PAY A WHORE TO FUCK YOU.
YOU PAY HER TO LEAVE.
Hi Dudes, hope you’ll tolerate a lady for a minute.
Kay Hymowitz may be right that young men are child-like and commitment phobic…
But what she misses is that IT IS TOTALLY WOMEN’S FAULT!
If a young handsome fella can score with an easy girl from the bar every weekend, why would he commit?
The price of sex used to be high. The currency was MARRIAGE.
Then stupid liberated women started giving it away. Now it costs a drink in a bar. Why the f**k would a man pay more?
I wish young women would wake up.
Actually. young women who give it away for free ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET A MAN TO WANT TO COMMIT than a whore who withholds it.
YOU are the one who needs to wake up.
Pussy is not “priceless”.
Its is WORTHLESS.
If you can’t get a man to WANT to commit to you for ANY OTHER REASON THAN YOUR VAGINA –>> then you are doing something wrong.
Pussy is not NEARLY enough
to earn you “a commitment” from a man.
EVER.
Snap out of it.
This is why women everywhere are DISASTROUS FAILURES in the marriages and personal lives.
They believe vagina is all they need
for a “commitment” or even a LIFE CONTRACT!
Can you believe that?
• “I have a vagina the price is a man’s future and marriage until death.”
And you’re wondering why men don’t commit???? What happens when you decide to stop letting him have that vagina and you get OLD FAST?? THEN what the fuck did he commit to you for.
Well bitch Tracy is right about ONE Thing.
—>> IS TOTALLY WOMEN’S FAULT!
You’re going about it all wrong.
And not wanting to commit to that shit is not a man’s problem
IT’S YOURS.
Stop blaming men because YOU are not worth committing to.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Fact: 75% of American women are frigid.
Truth, no matter where it comes from, has the sweet taste of honey to an honest person and the sting of vinegar to the liar. Dick speaks a lot of truth whether anyone believes it or not.
This guy (Dick Masterson) has talent, loads of talent, as a writer. All the ladies who come here to bitch [even though they're fucking explicitly forbidden to do so] – while ultimately embarrassing themselves in the process – should at the very least acknowledge that give Dick at least that much credit.
I tried. I really did try to make an effort in reading the article Dick spoke of, but I just couldn’t stomach that bullshit any longer. It’s ironic that Hymen-owitz contrasts the average 20-something white male from ‘65 with today’s youth. Ironic because it was the 20-something white male from ‘65 that the early femi-nazi movement was trying to liberate women from. The average 26 year old white male might have been holding down an industrial job and a wife and family, but odds are he was also busy beating said wife, wearing white sheets at night and lynching Blacks.
Atleast they were in my neck of the woods.
But Hymen-owitz’s entire point was moot simply because of an inherent and universal female flaw.
Logic. Or the lack there-of.
Logically speaking, you don’t spend yoru entire life fighting against the bastion of a mindset that set your people back, then praise them for said mindset and all the while condemning the fruits of your labor: Men who would very much rather be on their own playing video games and watching porn after a hard day’s work than be tied down to some nag and eventually beat her out of spite of his own misspent youth.
The 1960’s sucked. Ask Martin Luther King.
He said, she said?????
There is a she said now?
This whole “men are not mature” or “men never mature” or “women mature erlier and stay more mature” started as a trick women used to convince men to do what women want, among many other tricks that were developed to make men do what women wanted men to do. EX;
If a girl loves boy and he doesnt love her back and she becomes needy – she is labeled mature and he is labaled inmature.
If a boy falls in love with a girl and she doesn’t and he becomes needy – she is labaled mature and he is labaled inmature. Again. WTF?
Women stop maturing when thay are 15 y.o.? why? Because they dont have to mature. Women even so often use this ” I don’t have to” phrase even on this site like for ex ” Hey I am a bitch Im proud of this and I wont change because I DONT HAVE TO.
As we know women dont have to mature because whatever they say or do they have a licence to be “mature” like in the example above. Its like you would go to school and you were told you dont need to learn match because you already are genius matematician. It s like having a swamp between your legs makes you mature by itself. This way girls DONT HAVE TO learn anything because they are already “mature”.
Except in the reality womens maturity never works. Women never get what tey relly want so they figure they need to be EQUAL. Hmm. Could this be the explanation??? Being “equal has notning to do with this. Being mature and compatent does. But women can never be equal, mature, or competent, because they “dont have to” because they “already are”
????
And this is one of the ways how the Social Matrix fucks women up.
i am not a teenaged girl i dont wont people to be equal jeezz you act like you rule the world when you dont.you tell me that we cant survive by typing stuff so why did you type that im typing this for a reason.last i dont have to listen to a word you say im staying on this site even if its not true even if you tell me to get of the site i wont do it.
Well true, she is not a teenaged girl. She is a full “growded up wiminz type person”. She just fuck all talks like a teenage girl.
Yes we do rule the world. If we do not, then why all the feminist bitching that we do?
No fuck off this site.
i am not a teenaged girl and i dont wont the world to be equal i wont one gender to rule and also i dont have to listen to you.
I get it.
From what I understood, you’re saying that you’re some teenaged girl looking for a reason to prove that we are equal.
You make a very convincing point. I mean SOME women are complete whores and ALL of you are complete dumbasses. Makes perfect sense.
Stop ‘typing a lot’ and just shut the fuck up for the rest of your life and let the adults handle who’s gender has flaws. I mean SOME dumb bitches cant just SURVIVE without typing complete bullshit all the time.
Fuck off the site ‘Debbie’.
♂dBoss iNc.
i mean that men and women can survive with kids with out each other SOME not ALL.SOME cant survive with kids and without each other SOME CAN.thats all im saying i know i type a lot.
i think mysterio is right.now id like to point out that some of us women do that not all.i took a look at my gender and saw flaws in some women but not all.now why dont you look into your gender and see if you see flaws in some males also this is not a mans world this is not a womens world and also some women can survive without men some cant.some men cant survive with out women some can.just think about that for a minute please look at your gender and find some flaws in some of your gender.also there are some problems with women and with men too.you talk about us women but not yourself.im not being mean but i just wont to say this again thank you mysterio for pointing that out.i show respect for eveyone but not the people i hate.i am saying we all are equal now but who world will it be men or women.thank you for reading this
from girl
i am a girl but not all women are like that and yes i am a girl on this anti girl website
[...] menarebetterthanwomen.com [...]
The crappiest part of this woman’s ranting is that her final assessment is of young men’s capability to be husband’s and fathers… Doesn’t she realize that Marriage is a combination of primitive female pair-bonding instinct and early historical sex slavery? See, in the jungle, women had to have men around to survive long enough to raise slow-growing human children, so the pair-bond instinct developed to insure this. Then, as society grew and became more complex, men realized that they didn’t want to raise other men’s children, so they invented marriage as an officially recognized institution of imprisonment, so that their women couldn’t get out to be impregnated by strange men. So this woman is bitching that men won’t take advantage of and enslave them. Way to go. Listen to this woman’s inner monkey scream and shout. “OOOH OOOOH AAAH AAAH!!!” Jesus… evolve already.
Why do all women bitch and moan about how they want to be treated as equals and shit?
Like.. Okay in the “PC” world we try and put everyone in the same boat when really grouping everyone as they fucking should be is how it fucking SHOULD BE DONE.
Have you ever heard a man ask to be treated as a womans equal?
NO
because NEVER in history, in any kind of CRAZE or SHIFT or anything have woman been seen as better.
Even if they weren’t as shit as back when they weren’t even allowed to leave the house, they still had to GET to that position somehow, SOMEONE IMPORTANT had to decide that women weren’t worth a shit and then everyone else had to agree.
Our manly man-instincts before we could even speak put women in their place.
SO fuck stop complaining.
IF women really thought they were equal they would just fucking chill out and not take everythign against them as “oh you don’t treat us equal”
if your not, fuck up.
AS for this article
“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job, or maybe you work for an insurance broker. Either way, you’re married, probably have been for a few years now; you met your wife in high school, where she was in your sister’s class. You’ve already got one kid, with another on the way. For now, you’re renting an apartment in your parents’ two-family house, but you’re saving up for a three-bedroom ranch house in the next town. Yup, you’re an adult!”
Okay what shes saying:
Men should all be the same.
You’re providing everything for your family
“Now meet the twenty-first-century you, also 26. You’ve finished college and work in a cubicle in a large Chicago financial-services firm. You live in an apartment with a few single guy friends. In your spare time, you play basketball with your buddies, download the latest indie songs from iTunes, have some fun with the Xbox 360, take a leisurely shower, massage some product into your hair and face—and then it’s off to bars and parties, where you meet, and often bed, girls of widely varied hues and sizes. They come from everywhere: California, Tokyo, Alaska, Australia. Wife? Kids? House? Are you kidding?”
Exercise, fun, and friends are bad.
Listening to music you like is bad
Playing XBox is bad
Having a nice long shower is mad
Partying and enjoying your life is bad
Men should not enjoy being able to score girls
“…frustrated young women: the limbo doesn’t bring out the best in young men. With women, you could argue that adulthood is in fact emergent. Single women in their twenties and early thirties are joining an international New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace, while packing leisure hours with shopping, traveling, and dining with friends [see “The New Girl Order,â€? Autumn 2007]. Single Young Males, or SYMs, by contrast, often seem to hang out in a playground of drinking, hooking up, playing Halo 3, and, in many cases, underachieving. With them, adulthood looks as though it’s receding.”
Women are frustrated that men are having fun
Women are frustrated that men aren’t providing for them
They are shopping and shit like that – oh so much more constructive than video games
IF YOUNG MEN ARE GOING AROUND HOOKING UP WITH WOMEN, THERE HAVE TO BE WOMEN HOOKING UP WITH THEM, YOU STUPID BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WRITE A REAL ARTICE, IF THERE IS AN ACT THEY ARE PERFORMING WHICH INVOLVES A MAN AND A WOMAN THEY ARE BOTH DOING IT OH MY GOD.
Adulthood is defined by whether or not you’re married
“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”
oh NO!!!! free from mortgages, child care bills, and wives! OH SHIT WE BETTER FIX THIS
Keyword: blissfully
The women are the ones complaining that men aren’t paying mortgages and child care bills? Men are having the time of their lives
So do half the guys posting here, including Dick Masterson. If misplaced
anger were oil this blog would be Saudi Arabia.