Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response
Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; it was also focused entirely on marriage.
Marriage and a willingness to be married is not the definition of maturity. It’s actually the opposite. Unless screaming at the people you love because some pastries are two hours late is the benchmark of maturity. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, though the article didn’t mention either way.
Men are better than women at being 20. This holds today as much as it ever did — including in 1965. Here is my response to Child-Man in the Promised Land.
It sucks.
First of all, “child-man” is awkward. “Man-child” rolls off the tongue as smooth as man-silk. When you’re building a case against people who act a certain way — something called prejudice — it’s important to make your slur as catchy as possible.
The guiltiest a person can be is when they’re a catch phrase.
Kay Hymowitz defines a “child-man” as a modern young man who “hangs out in a hormonal limbo between adolescence and adulthood.” I’m pretty sure adult men want to fuck the shit out of Jessica Alba too, so I can say for certain that the modern twenty-something man is mired safely in hormonal adulthood.
But here’s something else. Did anyone else notice that Kay’s last name looks a lot like “Hymen”? Gross.
According to Kay Hymen-owitz, playing video games every night and laughing at fart jokes is a not only a lazy thing to do, it’s also the mark of a bad father and inattentive husband. This, she claims, is different to the young men of 1965 who allegedly aspired to nothing but fatherhood and bill paying.
“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job…you’re married…one kid…you’re an adult!” - Kay Hymowitz
In other words, today’s men no longer aspire to become anthropomorphic ATM’s.
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone says more about the twenty-something male culture of 1965 than I ever could.
“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” - Fred Flintstone, circa 1960
That’s straight from the zeitgeist of an era. There is no difference in a general aversion to women and marriage between the men of today and the men of yesteryear — and the men of 10,000 BC. Marriage is fucked and stupid and women are annoying. Nothing is ever going to change that. Least of all video games and Maxim.
Remember the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo? I do because I’m a man and I remember all history — even the parts that make me look stupid. Women don’t remember any history — especially the parts that make them look stupid. That’s where most date rape stories come from. Remember that next time a woman opens her yap and starts inventing history on the fly.
A woman’s definition of history is exactly how badly she wishes the present was different. If she’s really fat and she really hates herself for it, then a woman will remember a time when beauty was radically different than it is currently. This was never the case. Fat broads were always the boner equivalent of shit-Kryptonite. Two hundred years from now, no one is going to look back at an iPod commercial and think everyone in the twentieth century was attracted to black silhouettes who could keep a groove.
If a woman feels cheated that her mother was happier being a wife than she’ll ever be as a journalist, she invents a halcyon past of chivalry absolving herself of all personal responsibility. Spend more time at the gym and less on your resumes, ladies. Prince Charming doesn’t care how fast you type.
Fred Flintstone is possibly the greatest cartoon father ever to live. But based on the above quote, Hymen-owitz would probably call him more of a nasty and bitter misogynist than she called me. It sounds to me like a degree in Cartoons and Cereal teaches you more than one in Journalism and Women’s Studies.
There is no such thing as the emergence of a “child-man”, and I’ll be fucked if some woman thinks she’s going to criticize today’s young men for anything. Men have a natural disdain for women and an understood “betterness” over them. That’s what happens when the thing you stick your dick in also happens to suck at everything. The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo was the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com of the stone age.
Men: 1, Women: 0.
Video Games
Video games are a lot like a movie except you have to be smarter than a woman to figure out how to interact with them. That’s why women hate them. Video games are proof that men are smarter than women.
Have you ever seen a woman play a video game? She’ll just sit there staring stupidly at the television as her character dies or her guitar hero fails spectacularly. She won’t even mash the buttons. No matter how you spin it, inaction is the essence of failure. To a woman, video games are a mirror that reflect her soul.
Video games are a mark of immaturity? Hardly.
The video games men play are rated explicitly beyond the purchase of children. They’re violent and cruel and they should be. Men ourselves are violent and cruel. No woman was cruel enough to send millions of young men overseas in World War II to die in mustard gas and chemical infernos in order to save an entire race of people. No woman did, and no woman would have. Women can’t even leave abusive spouses, how the fuck could one have handled Hitler?
Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.
Men: 2, Women: 0.
Weddings
Making a list of things you want people to buy you is something children do. But when “grown-up” women do it, it’s called a Bridal Registry. And why the fuck do full grown adults need a seating chart? That’s childish.
A woman’s addiction to wedding fantasies starts strongly when she’s a child and become more obsessive and psychotic over time. Nothing about that resembles maturation. It’s the opposite. Women are the only creature on Earth that becomes less mature with experience.
Weddings are the ultimate in childishness. It’s a birthday party with two extra zero’s on the bill. Instead of birthday hats, a wedding has suits and gowns. Instead of a clown, a wedding has a priest and a string quartet. Instead of a spoiled brat, a wedding has a bride.
Men: 3, Women: 0.
Sex
Getting laid is the meaning of life. Everything else is garnish. Garnish for women so that they don’t have to feel like sex toys even though they are.
When it comes to the opposite sex, the only thing men are concerned about is getting busy as often and as cheaply and as nakedly as possible. And sex is so contrary to childishness that it’s illegal to do it with them. That’s called being a pedophile and it will get you on Dateline.
Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.
Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish.
Men: 4, Women: 0.
Baby Boomers
Today’s young men are free to fuck around because there are still a shit load of baby boomers around running the show. That’s the real truth of this issue. Maturity is like a gun. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you have to use it. In fact, using it inappropriately will sometimes make you look like a humorless dick.
“[There's a] New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace…” - Kay Hymenowitz
Hyper achieving women? How many women invented Google? The same number of women who’ve fucked me for free. None.
The fact is the new generation of men are holding up the internet with man-sized shoulders like a virtual Atlas. Women know nothing of what it takes to run a civilization and Kay Hymen-owitz is no different. Next time you need to attach a pdf to an email or a spreadsheet to a free porno website, who are you going to ask?
I’ll bet my cock it won’t be a young woman.
Furthermore, the workplace has always been female-friendly. Except these days, women think they don’t like getting slapped on the ass even though they really do. That’s called playing “hard to get”.
Men: 5, Women: 0.
Responsibility
“You wouldn’t know how to become an adult even if you wanted to? Maybe a beautiful princess will come along and show you.” -Kay Hymen-owitz
While I was on the Dr. Phil program sharing a single bathroom with 4 ladies — a fucking nightmare — Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a good woman. I guess that makes Dr. Phil a raving misogynist and a perpetual child-man as well. Even if it’s true that this newage “child-man” needs only the love of a good woman to mature him like anti-free wine, that means precisely this:
There are no good women.
All women are cheating whores. At best they can be trained out of it, but really what’s the point? Pet ownership is a lot of work. Don’t forget that piece of advice if you do intend to do something stupid like get married.
Men: 6, Women: 0.
Single mothers
“…the plight of the single mothers means nothing to him” -Kay Hymen-owitz
There is no “plight of single mothers”. All a single mother has to do is open her legs and she’ll fall vagina first into money.
Single mothers are all either dumb or bitches. That’s how they end up single. Since whoring got them into the mess, it can certainly get them out.
Men: 7, Women: 0.
Manclusion
1965 wasn’t the end all be all of family structure. In the 1800’s every wealthy man had a mistress. Bill Gates would have had one for every night of the year.
“For the problem with child-men is that they’re not very promising husbands and fathers. They suffer from a proverbial “fear of commitment,” another way of saying that they can’t stand to think of themselves as permanently attached to one woman.”
Either that or said women are all total bitches. A fear of commitment is like a fear of loud noises. In one case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the train tracks or you’ll soon be wearing your ass as a hat. In the other case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the aisle because after the divorce you’ll have only your ass to wear as a hat.
No one asks for a commitment without preparing to fuck you with surcharges. If you could fuck your cell phone, the provider contract and a marriage contract would be identical.
“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”
It sure does. Men are more mature than women; seven to zero. Men win.
Child-Man in the Promised Land - Someone call the Wahmbulence
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March 20th, 2008 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 91f5c5da8b047
Rules for women:
1. Be young and pretty.
2. Shut up.
3. Put out.
That’s it. Really. It’s all we want from you.
If you can’t comply with these rules you don’t have a purpose. I’m guessing that Kay Hymowhatever breaks the rules. So what’s she for?
Her opinion’s as useful as the noise from a broken appliance?
March 20th, 2008 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Rules for men -
1.respect us and we’ll respect you
2.If you don’t respect us then expect to hear about it.
3.Don’t be so pathetic as to think you can tell us what to do.
mickeyblueeyes. grow a metaphorical pair of testicles, to go with the cobwebbed real ones.
(keyword-maybe)
March 20th, 2008 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c3f4aca5f9a
March 20th, 2008 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c3f4aca5f9a
Uh DUH? How does that differ from ANY female rights movement, convention, get together, whore-down, or protest that you women put together? At least us MEN know what is going on and where OUR hard earned money is going.
As for the actual article here. The 20 something man has seen with his own eyes how “Daddy” and all his friends “Daddys” have been bent over and fucked by the system so hard that it is still being felt. All the while watching and experiencing first hand how how Mommy Dearest has a new boyfriend every few weeks until she cant pry any more cash out of him.
Today’s young man has simply seen life with his own eyes and simply chooses to steer clear of this path of becoming a paycheck to a worthless whore for the next 20 years and a phone call for cash from a kid who only hates him after years of brainwashing from the “Mom”.
Face it women, your own behaviors are coming back to haunt you. You are all being Judged by your own actions and the actions of your Mothers, the place you learned to whore.
The word of MAN is spreading, by the womans actions,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Poetic.
Zaphod
PS- I hate when I screw it up, sorry all.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
I haven’t parted with any cash for any organization that claims itself as anti-anything. anti-man, anti-woman, it doesn’t get my cash.
That is my point. If you will care to read the post I was referring to, about a man who professed to be strapped for cash but identifying this site as the first place his money would go.
My post was about how idiotic and funny this action was. Women’s movement’s take money to further the rights of women. Dick Masterson takes money to build himself a new conservatory. The money you donate for his billboard saves his own money on advertising his book. If you have realized this then fine, but my point was the hilarity of what this original poster was declaring he would do, which was, in short, pay the advertising fees of a man who can easily afford his own.
You have to admit, as a man in financial difficulty, giving money to this site is quite an idiotic thing to do.
My new source of hilarity now, however, stems from your discussion that mommy was a cheating whore. If you have read my prior post that attributed this factor to the birth of this site. To think, a woman figured it out! A woman who is just for shagging and complaining about, smart enough to figure out that your mom and your mom alone fucked around and took control of her own life and daddy sat by and let it happen. Seems like daddy and all mommy’s boyfriends were the true idiots there doesn’t it. Please tell, why didn’t daddy and boyfriends, a men after all, get some confidence and dump mommy’s ass?
I have never and will never cheat, neither would my partner. Just because you are the spawn of an unhappy matrimony of a man and a woman who had no respect for themselves or each other, and not a shred of confidence to address the situation before it got too messy doesn’t mean that everyone relationships go south.
Intelligent and honest people who date intelligent and honest people don’t have these problems, and as long as they stay honest. respectful and intelligent they never will. If you feel every woman is a whore, you have no honesty, no self respect and no intelligence.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
We got ourselves an attention starved troll hos and toughsonsofbitches.
rules for attention whores:
1. Hit the treadmill if you want respect.
2. Hit the treadmill fatass. You need it.
3. Hit. The. Tread. Mill.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
BIG-Thick-SNAKE
ha ha ha!
We got ourself a chode in disguise here people!
March 20th, 2008 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
This cunt is telling us to spend our own money. The same kind of slut who tells us to ‘give all of our money to deserving women (translation: spend all of our money on overpriced, dirty, filthy prostitutes).’
Yeah, I’ll pass on your opinion. In fact, how about we reach a mutual understanding - you give your opinion when I ask for it, and I don’t run your other hand through the blender.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
“I’m pregnant, Jack. You’re the first one I came to.”
“But I hate you.”
“Should that really matter at a time like this?”
March 20th, 2008 at 4:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
ha ha, what an idiot this doubt character is!
I commented upon a man who was planing on giving his money to this site, I was saying he was idiotic for doing it, I therefore wasn’t telling anyone to give their money.
I have never given money to women’s rights, I was just pointing out the difference towards giving money to this site and giving money to women’s rights as someone else equated the two.
I didn’t tell anyone to give their money to either.
Go to college.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
Added to the end, next to manhole.
- Hall of fame
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/gay.txt
Her cause is raped, killed, and buried - in no particular order.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That’s funny, she tells us no to buy a book and then to get an institutionalized education. The funniest thing is that a prostitute is calling Dick a sellout - how in the fuck does that superior mind work, anyways? Is it powered by amphetamines and bad parenting?
March 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Doubt: I am completely insulted that your including this delusional PC bitch’s text next to mine. Thanks a fucking lot. Cheerio, no manhole
March 20th, 2008 at 5:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Oh, I’m sorry about that. Should I relocate you next to the homophobic lesbian?
March 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
This site is only the begining you arrogant dust snatch.
This movement is in it’s transitory stages. It’s bound to fall prey in the beginning to a few self interested capitalists.
All thats relevant at the moment is we can coordiate here and say things that can’t be said in public without losing careers and freedom. Leaders will rise, actions in reality will be coordinated, and the death of your parasitic little matriarchy will happen if it means civil war for 100 years.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Education gets you more money in the long run. They tell you that in high school. Did you skip that as well?
March 20th, 2008 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Right. To think I was called delusional whilst not only do you think that this site precedes what will become popular opinion but that we already live in a matriarchal society?
You are not delusional, you are just idiotic, do you really expect a society run by fascism based on gender?
Women are not causing any problems in society, turn on the news, any gender stories?No. Where your hypothesis comes from I have no idea.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Your are blind as you are stupid.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
I am neither blind nor stupid in equal amounts so I guess you are correct in saying I am as blind as I am stupid.
March 20th, 2008 at 7:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Books are education. The poor bitch has her panties in a rat-tail - no wonder she’s so butthurt.