Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response
Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; it was also focused entirely on marriage.
Marriage and a willingness to be married is not the definition of maturity. It’s actually the opposite. Unless screaming at the people you love because some pastries are two hours late is the benchmark of maturity. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, though the article didn’t mention either way.
Men are better than women at being 20. This holds today as much as it ever did — including in 1965. Here is my response to Child-Man in the Promised Land.
It sucks.
First of all, “child-man” is awkward. “Man-child” rolls off the tongue as smooth as man-silk. When you’re building a case against people who act a certain way — something called prejudice — it’s important to make your slur as catchy as possible.
The guiltiest a person can be is when they’re a catch phrase.
Kay Hymowitz defines a “child-man” as a modern young man who “hangs out in a hormonal limbo between adolescence and adulthood.” I’m pretty sure adult men want to fuck the shit out of Jessica Alba too, so I can say for certain that the modern twenty-something man is mired safely in hormonal adulthood.
But here’s something else. Did anyone else notice that Kay’s last name looks a lot like “Hymen”? Gross.
According to Kay Hymen-owitz, playing video games every night and laughing at fart jokes is a not only a lazy thing to do, it’s also the mark of a bad father and inattentive husband. This, she claims, is different to the young men of 1965 who allegedly aspired to nothing but fatherhood and bill paying.
“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job…you’re married…one kid…you’re an adult!” - Kay Hymowitz
In other words, today’s men no longer aspire to become anthropomorphic ATM’s.
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone says more about the twenty-something male culture of 1965 than I ever could.
“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” - Fred Flintstone, circa 1960
That’s straight from the zeitgeist of an era. There is no difference in a general aversion to women and marriage between the men of today and the men of yesteryear — and the men of 10,000 BC. Marriage is fucked and stupid and women are annoying. Nothing is ever going to change that. Least of all video games and Maxim.
Remember the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo? I do because I’m a man and I remember all history — even the parts that make me look stupid. Women don’t remember any history — especially the parts that make them look stupid. That’s where most date rape stories come from. Remember that next time a woman opens her yap and starts inventing history on the fly.
A woman’s definition of history is exactly how badly she wishes the present was different. If she’s really fat and she really hates herself for it, then a woman will remember a time when beauty was radically different than it is currently. This was never the case. Fat broads were always the boner equivalent of shit-Kryptonite. Two hundred years from now, no one is going to look back at an iPod commercial and think everyone in the twentieth century was attracted to black silhouettes who could keep a groove.
If a woman feels cheated that her mother was happier being a wife than she’ll ever be as a journalist, she invents a halcyon past of chivalry absolving herself of all personal responsibility. Spend more time at the gym and less on your resumes, ladies. Prince Charming doesn’t care how fast you type.
Fred Flintstone is possibly the greatest cartoon father ever to live. But based on the above quote, Hymen-owitz would probably call him more of a nasty and bitter misogynist than she called me. It sounds to me like a degree in Cartoons and Cereal teaches you more than one in Journalism and Women’s Studies.
There is no such thing as the emergence of a “child-man”, and I’ll be fucked if some woman thinks she’s going to criticize today’s young men for anything. Men have a natural disdain for women and an understood “betterness” over them. That’s what happens when the thing you stick your dick in also happens to suck at everything. The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo was the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com of the stone age.
Men: 1, Women: 0.
Video Games
Video games are a lot like a movie except you have to be smarter than a woman to figure out how to interact with them. That’s why women hate them. Video games are proof that men are smarter than women.
Have you ever seen a woman play a video game? She’ll just sit there staring stupidly at the television as her character dies or her guitar hero fails spectacularly. She won’t even mash the buttons. No matter how you spin it, inaction is the essence of failure. To a woman, video games are a mirror that reflect her soul.
Video games are a mark of immaturity? Hardly.
The video games men play are rated explicitly beyond the purchase of children. They’re violent and cruel and they should be. Men ourselves are violent and cruel. No woman was cruel enough to send millions of young men overseas in World War II to die in mustard gas and chemical infernos in order to save an entire race of people. No woman did, and no woman would have. Women can’t even leave abusive spouses, how the fuck could one have handled Hitler?
Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.
Men: 2, Women: 0.
Weddings
Making a list of things you want people to buy you is something children do. But when “grown-up” women do it, it’s called a Bridal Registry. And why the fuck do full grown adults need a seating chart? That’s childish.
A woman’s addiction to wedding fantasies starts strongly when she’s a child and become more obsessive and psychotic over time. Nothing about that resembles maturation. It’s the opposite. Women are the only creature on Earth that becomes less mature with experience.
Weddings are the ultimate in childishness. It’s a birthday party with two extra zero’s on the bill. Instead of birthday hats, a wedding has suits and gowns. Instead of a clown, a wedding has a priest and a string quartet. Instead of a spoiled brat, a wedding has a bride.
Men: 3, Women: 0.
Sex
Getting laid is the meaning of life. Everything else is garnish. Garnish for women so that they don’t have to feel like sex toys even though they are.
When it comes to the opposite sex, the only thing men are concerned about is getting busy as often and as cheaply and as nakedly as possible. And sex is so contrary to childishness that it’s illegal to do it with them. That’s called being a pedophile and it will get you on Dateline.
Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.
Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish.
Men: 4, Women: 0.
Baby Boomers
Today’s young men are free to fuck around because there are still a shit load of baby boomers around running the show. That’s the real truth of this issue. Maturity is like a gun. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you have to use it. In fact, using it inappropriately will sometimes make you look like a humorless dick.
“[There's a] New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace…” - Kay Hymenowitz
Hyper achieving women? How many women invented Google? The same number of women who’ve fucked me for free. None.
The fact is the new generation of men are holding up the internet with man-sized shoulders like a virtual Atlas. Women know nothing of what it takes to run a civilization and Kay Hymen-owitz is no different. Next time you need to attach a pdf to an email or a spreadsheet to a free porno website, who are you going to ask?
I’ll bet my cock it won’t be a young woman.
Furthermore, the workplace has always been female-friendly. Except these days, women think they don’t like getting slapped on the ass even though they really do. That’s called playing “hard to get”.
Men: 5, Women: 0.
Responsibility
“You wouldn’t know how to become an adult even if you wanted to? Maybe a beautiful princess will come along and show you.” -Kay Hymen-owitz
While I was on the Dr. Phil program sharing a single bathroom with 4 ladies — a fucking nightmare — Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a good woman. I guess that makes Dr. Phil a raving misogynist and a perpetual child-man as well. Even if it’s true that this newage “child-man” needs only the love of a good woman to mature him like anti-free wine, that means precisely this:
There are no good women.
All women are cheating whores. At best they can be trained out of it, but really what’s the point? Pet ownership is a lot of work. Don’t forget that piece of advice if you do intend to do something stupid like get married.
Men: 6, Women: 0.
Single mothers
“…the plight of the single mothers means nothing to him” -Kay Hymen-owitz
There is no “plight of single mothers”. All a single mother has to do is open her legs and she’ll fall vagina first into money.
Single mothers are all either dumb or bitches. That’s how they end up single. Since whoring got them into the mess, it can certainly get them out.
Men: 7, Women: 0.
Manclusion
1965 wasn’t the end all be all of family structure. In the 1800’s every wealthy man had a mistress. Bill Gates would have had one for every night of the year.
“For the problem with child-men is that they’re not very promising husbands and fathers. They suffer from a proverbial “fear of commitment,” another way of saying that they can’t stand to think of themselves as permanently attached to one woman.”
Either that or said women are all total bitches. A fear of commitment is like a fear of loud noises. In one case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the train tracks or you’ll soon be wearing your ass as a hat. In the other case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the aisle because after the divorce you’ll have only your ass to wear as a hat.
No one asks for a commitment without preparing to fuck you with surcharges. If you could fuck your cell phone, the provider contract and a marriage contract would be identical.
“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”
It sure does. Men are more mature than women; seven to zero. Men win.
Child-Man in the Promised Land - Someone call the Wahmbulence
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Tucker Max
Maddox
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March 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8aaaf63214fd3
i say you post a nude picture of yourself to prove you’re not fat
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
I’m in AgreeMANt there. Pics or you’re just another fat lazy feminist whale who wants men to treat her like a hot chicks practically bathing in gooey man sauce. Jealousy’s what it is. No fat chicks.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
1. I dont watch much TV, only news, mostly independent news sources. But Bill O’Reilly is an arrogant bigoted dickhead who discriminates blindly and insults people when they make good points. and so are you, so yes, it applies perfectly.
2. I’ve never cheated on anyone in my life.
3. Men, in fact, are the gender most resembling animals when it comes to sex. Women are usually highly emotionally invested in their sexual partners. Most men however, would fuck anything that breathed. And alot of them even admit to that.
4. Public stonings and limb removal are cruel and inhumane ways to punish people. The only people who still do this are the muslims because they are inherently evil. To believe that stoning a person in front of a crowd like some sick sporting event is “justice” takes a very animalistic mind indeed. Thats even if you ignore the fact that Jesus didnt want people to do it.
In conclusion, you are a sick individual who should be locked up for the sake of humanity. If you believe i am wrong about these things, you are welcome to try and refute them. But i am sure you cant as your sick violent compassionless mind wont allow you to think about anything beyond sex and hate.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
hahahahahaaaa
you wish you could see me naked. I was going to link my myspace, but then i realized some wierd woman hater would probably track me down or something. Theres some sick wierdos on here wanting to chop peoples limbs off. That shits wierd.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Shut your fucking mouth and go bake a cake bitch.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: dec1547cb9826
Why isn’t your rabid homophobia ‘weird’, cunt?
I do find female homophobia a total enigma. If men want to have sex with other men, what business is it of yours?
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: b2dbebe49f248
You arent the only silly girl fresh out of a womens studies class who’s come here with a bee in her pussy over what Dick writes. You wont be the last.
Most of us cant be bothered to refute any of your stupid, petty little points. We’ve done it with all the sad cases like you who have been here and gone over the years, who have called us all sorts of names and yet continue to post text walls trying to argue their points. Are you really that stupid to believe that you’re the first female fuckhead who has come up with these ‘arguments’?
The sad thing is that what all pussies like you have in common is the desperate need to list your imaginary attributes. ‘I’m really hot’. ‘I’m really rich’. ‘I’m really intelligent’. ‘I’m really educated’. ‘I’m really succesful’. Well I’m really sick of pointing out exactly who it is women like you are trying to impress because none of us gives a shit.
There are a few women who have been here arguing like brats and who have been convinced and are now regular posters on the forums. Although it is nice surprise to see women who are willing to listen to reason, the time and patience involved in sifting through the shit to find a diamond isnt worth the bother.
If you think that the guys who agree with what Dick writes are devoid of reasoning skills, or who are gay, or cant get any, or were abused as children, or jilted by their lovers, or who ‘cant get any’, please yourself. Consider your little crusade won, pat yourself on the back, and fuck off.
I’ve wasted enough of my valuable time on you.
P.S : This post was cut and pasted. I cant even be bothered to type for the bitches any more.
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 66307f2033b1b
I don’t want to be bigoted or insult people in arguments. Tell me how to become more like you.
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Sarah thinks all mysoganists are the pudgy Christers she sees on FoxNews who when told “what jesus would do” by a godless little harlot will bow and beg for grace.
She has no faith of her own, women are incapable of such conviction. To this airheaded cranial void, different religions are just different sports teams in which the one she likes or benefits her most or is winning at the moment in history is the best bet. And modern Christdom has been castrated for female compatibility.
A new messiah is on his way. One who knows that passion without power is doomed.
Tool - 10,000 Days
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
It’s none of my business if men want to have sex with other men. I have no problem with gay people. Never have, never will. I have a lot of gay friends. In fact i never said anything bad about gay people on this forum.
It’s really funny though that instead of addressing the issue that the opinions of most people who post on this site are fueled by pure hatred, you call me homophobic, when i never said anything bad about gay people. Good job.
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Do you listen to Tool? That is REALLY surprising. How can you like such good music and still be such a hate filled person.
Listen, Bill i have plenty of faith, but my concept of faith is far different that most people who have been indoctrinated by mainstream religion. I have studied the beginnings and motivations for the emergence of certain religions and also noticed certain correlations between them. I believe that most popular religions were engineered for the single purpose of controlling the masses. True faith has nothing to do with a book or a building, or anything you wear. I think the most likely truth is that we are conscious observers experiencing ourselves and each other simultaneously. I believe that anything we can come up with in our heads is possible, becasue the physical world is a manifestation of our ideas, beliefs and actions. I just happen to think Jesus was a great guy. I really dont feel like explaining this to you anymore though, because these thoughts are mostly reserved for long conversations with my boyfriend and a few others. And you would never understand anyway, unless you are someone who observes and constantly thinks about the world around you, or maybe has an interest in quantum mechanics. I doubt it though, because you cleary spend all of your time hating people instead.
In short, you couldn’t even comprehend the concepts that i contemplate.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
I have never taken a womens studies class in my life.
I am more than willing to listen to reason. I live for logic and reason. But i havent been able to get any responses to my posts with anything but insults. I cant get any real debate here. Only one person so far has actually written me a formidable response on the issue of the media, class and female orgasms. Strange topic, but good arguement at least!
Apparently you’re saying thats because other people have had the same arguement as me and you just don’t feel like responding. But i think thats a bunch of bullshit. Why post comments if you dont want opposing ideas and debate? Apparently this is a happy circle jerk of people who agree, and not in fact an actual conversation.
I only said the things about childhood abuse because dick himself said he was molested by a woman as a child, and another poster said he was too. So its not a matter of what i think. Its a matter of the truth.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
And i also never said i was hot or successful or anything like that. I said i wasn’t fat when people said i was, and i said i had an abnormally high IQ when people said i was stupid. These things are true, i didnt volunteer them for no reason, i was just defending myself and telling the truth.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Thats funny because i baked a cake today lol.
wait was that an insult?
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Thats funny because i baked a cake today lol.
wait was that an insult?
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
and just out of curiosity how do these women get “convinced”
they get “convinced” that theyre cheating whores”
“convinced” that theyre sex toys?
“convinced” that they arent capable of intelligent thought?
It would be different if you were talking about the stupidity of feminists wanting chivalry and support at the same time, or the unfair marraige laws in some states, but you’re just outright insulting all women because they happened to be women and rampantly insulting them. I doubt you’ve actually convinced anyone of anything. Am i wrong? what then?
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
This bitch is fucking boring - at least in a strip club when some slut talks everybody pelts her with cigarette embers.
Of course, in a strip club, the sluts expect to get paid - they don’t actually get paid, but they expect it. At least this slut is right on one end of the equilibrium in that although she is telling us to give our money to strippers, she isn’t directly asking for money herself. Fuck, it’s hard to find this bitch’s silver lining, she’s just such a hilarious cockmongling whore.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7bad730ee08ba
Sarah, before you waste any more of your time, I wish to draw your attention to the fact that the men on this site desire to get you to talk to them, unfortunately the only way they know how to get a woman’s attention is through childish insults. Remember when you were five and boys who liked you would either punch you or call you names? Same rule applies here.
It is very sad that these boys will never be men but yes, luckily there are strip clubs to cater for these kinds of fellows. Don’t waste your time, love.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That bitch forgets that she is our guest and her presence here is a privilege, not a right. She is remarkably ungrateful seeing as to how if this happened on a feminist site she would have been banned after the first post.
No, here she has the right to make an absolute imbecile out of her self.
Never marry domestic - date only poor, quiet, and hot girls if you get the chance, seeing as to how no matter how big a girl’s implants are, they still aren’t worth 10 years in jail.
Don’t take the risk - see for yourself what normal humans are like. Travel abroad.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Michelle is projecting again.