Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response
Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; it was also focused entirely on marriage.
Marriage and a willingness to be married is not the definition of maturity. It’s actually the opposite. Unless screaming at the people you love because some pastries are two hours late is the benchmark of maturity. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, though the article didn’t mention either way.
Men are better than women at being 20. This holds today as much as it ever did — including in 1965. Here is my response to Child-Man in the Promised Land.
It sucks.
First of all, “child-man” is awkward. “Man-child” rolls off the tongue as smooth as man-silk. When you’re building a case against people who act a certain way — something called prejudice — it’s important to make your slur as catchy as possible.
The guiltiest a person can be is when they’re a catch phrase.
Kay Hymowitz defines a “child-man” as a modern young man who “hangs out in a hormonal limbo between adolescence and adulthood.” I’m pretty sure adult men want to fuck the shit out of Jessica Alba too, so I can say for certain that the modern twenty-something man is mired safely in hormonal adulthood.
But here’s something else. Did anyone else notice that Kay’s last name looks a lot like “Hymen”? Gross.
According to Kay Hymen-owitz, playing video games every night and laughing at fart jokes is a not only a lazy thing to do, it’s also the mark of a bad father and inattentive husband. This, she claims, is different to the young men of 1965 who allegedly aspired to nothing but fatherhood and bill paying.
“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job…you’re married…one kid…you’re an adult!” - Kay Hymowitz
In other words, today’s men no longer aspire to become anthropomorphic ATM’s.
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone says more about the twenty-something male culture of 1965 than I ever could.
“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” - Fred Flintstone, circa 1960
That’s straight from the zeitgeist of an era. There is no difference in a general aversion to women and marriage between the men of today and the men of yesteryear — and the men of 10,000 BC. Marriage is fucked and stupid and women are annoying. Nothing is ever going to change that. Least of all video games and Maxim.
Remember the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo? I do because I’m a man and I remember all history — even the parts that make me look stupid. Women don’t remember any history — especially the parts that make them look stupid. That’s where most date rape stories come from. Remember that next time a woman opens her yap and starts inventing history on the fly.
A woman’s definition of history is exactly how badly she wishes the present was different. If she’s really fat and she really hates herself for it, then a woman will remember a time when beauty was radically different than it is currently. This was never the case. Fat broads were always the boner equivalent of shit-Kryptonite. Two hundred years from now, no one is going to look back at an iPod commercial and think everyone in the twentieth century was attracted to black silhouettes who could keep a groove.
If a woman feels cheated that her mother was happier being a wife than she’ll ever be as a journalist, she invents a halcyon past of chivalry absolving herself of all personal responsibility. Spend more time at the gym and less on your resumes, ladies. Prince Charming doesn’t care how fast you type.
Fred Flintstone is possibly the greatest cartoon father ever to live. But based on the above quote, Hymen-owitz would probably call him more of a nasty and bitter misogynist than she called me. It sounds to me like a degree in Cartoons and Cereal teaches you more than one in Journalism and Women’s Studies.
There is no such thing as the emergence of a “child-man”, and I’ll be fucked if some woman thinks she’s going to criticize today’s young men for anything. Men have a natural disdain for women and an understood “betterness” over them. That’s what happens when the thing you stick your dick in also happens to suck at everything. The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo was the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com of the stone age.
Men: 1, Women: 0.
Video Games
Video games are a lot like a movie except you have to be smarter than a woman to figure out how to interact with them. That’s why women hate them. Video games are proof that men are smarter than women.
Have you ever seen a woman play a video game? She’ll just sit there staring stupidly at the television as her character dies or her guitar hero fails spectacularly. She won’t even mash the buttons. No matter how you spin it, inaction is the essence of failure. To a woman, video games are a mirror that reflect her soul.
Video games are a mark of immaturity? Hardly.
The video games men play are rated explicitly beyond the purchase of children. They’re violent and cruel and they should be. Men ourselves are violent and cruel. No woman was cruel enough to send millions of young men overseas in World War II to die in mustard gas and chemical infernos in order to save an entire race of people. No woman did, and no woman would have. Women can’t even leave abusive spouses, how the fuck could one have handled Hitler?
Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.
Men: 2, Women: 0.
Weddings
Making a list of things you want people to buy you is something children do. But when “grown-up” women do it, it’s called a Bridal Registry. And why the fuck do full grown adults need a seating chart? That’s childish.
A woman’s addiction to wedding fantasies starts strongly when she’s a child and become more obsessive and psychotic over time. Nothing about that resembles maturation. It’s the opposite. Women are the only creature on Earth that becomes less mature with experience.
Weddings are the ultimate in childishness. It’s a birthday party with two extra zero’s on the bill. Instead of birthday hats, a wedding has suits and gowns. Instead of a clown, a wedding has a priest and a string quartet. Instead of a spoiled brat, a wedding has a bride.
Men: 3, Women: 0.
Sex
Getting laid is the meaning of life. Everything else is garnish. Garnish for women so that they don’t have to feel like sex toys even though they are.
When it comes to the opposite sex, the only thing men are concerned about is getting busy as often and as cheaply and as nakedly as possible. And sex is so contrary to childishness that it’s illegal to do it with them. That’s called being a pedophile and it will get you on Dateline.
Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.
Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish.
Men: 4, Women: 0.
Baby Boomers
Today’s young men are free to fuck around because there are still a shit load of baby boomers around running the show. That’s the real truth of this issue. Maturity is like a gun. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you have to use it. In fact, using it inappropriately will sometimes make you look like a humorless dick.
“[There's a] New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace…” - Kay Hymenowitz
Hyper achieving women? How many women invented Google? The same number of women who’ve fucked me for free. None.
The fact is the new generation of men are holding up the internet with man-sized shoulders like a virtual Atlas. Women know nothing of what it takes to run a civilization and Kay Hymen-owitz is no different. Next time you need to attach a pdf to an email or a spreadsheet to a free porno website, who are you going to ask?
I’ll bet my cock it won’t be a young woman.
Furthermore, the workplace has always been female-friendly. Except these days, women think they don’t like getting slapped on the ass even though they really do. That’s called playing “hard to get”.
Men: 5, Women: 0.
Responsibility
“You wouldn’t know how to become an adult even if you wanted to? Maybe a beautiful princess will come along and show you.” -Kay Hymen-owitz
While I was on the Dr. Phil program sharing a single bathroom with 4 ladies — a fucking nightmare — Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a good woman. I guess that makes Dr. Phil a raving misogynist and a perpetual child-man as well. Even if it’s true that this newage “child-man” needs only the love of a good woman to mature him like anti-free wine, that means precisely this:
There are no good women.
All women are cheating whores. At best they can be trained out of it, but really what’s the point? Pet ownership is a lot of work. Don’t forget that piece of advice if you do intend to do something stupid like get married.
Men: 6, Women: 0.
Single mothers
“…the plight of the single mothers means nothing to him” -Kay Hymen-owitz
There is no “plight of single mothers”. All a single mother has to do is open her legs and she’ll fall vagina first into money.
Single mothers are all either dumb or bitches. That’s how they end up single. Since whoring got them into the mess, it can certainly get them out.
Men: 7, Women: 0.
Manclusion
1965 wasn’t the end all be all of family structure. In the 1800’s every wealthy man had a mistress. Bill Gates would have had one for every night of the year.
“For the problem with child-men is that they’re not very promising husbands and fathers. They suffer from a proverbial “fear of commitment,” another way of saying that they can’t stand to think of themselves as permanently attached to one woman.”
Either that or said women are all total bitches. A fear of commitment is like a fear of loud noises. In one case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the train tracks or you’ll soon be wearing your ass as a hat. In the other case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the aisle because after the divorce you’ll have only your ass to wear as a hat.
No one asks for a commitment without preparing to fuck you with surcharges. If you could fuck your cell phone, the provider contract and a marriage contract would be identical.
“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”
It sure does. Men are more mature than women; seven to zero. Men win.
Child-Man in the Promised Land - Someone call the Wahmbulence
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March 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Please! Thats alot when you do it for your whole life. I bet you could buy a house with the amount of money youve spent on porn in your lifetime. The numbers dont lie. Porn is a billion dollar industry and hardly and of those dollars came from a woman. I have no interest in porn. prefer real people who dont only want my money.
Its funny that you complain that women use sex to get things, but you wont admit that men are the ones who give everything for it.
Do you think that women would be able to do that if men werent willing to do anything for it? I think those women are repulsive and i really wish men would stop providing them with everything in exchange for sex. Then they would actually have to do something respectable for a living.
The jokes on you. You are what you hate. The only thing you can do now is stop spending money on whores and go out and find a kickass girl who stands on her own two feet.
But i’ll bet you’ll continue to be a hypocrite instead.
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
War against women will be a joke.
The war within of breaking chilvalry and protection for a creature that no longer wants to do anything but harm you is the hardest part.
But taking the beach is always the hardest part of any conflict.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Wrong again. I dont believe in any religious strucure, i think that religion was created by people to have power. If you studied religion, you would agree, especially since before patriarchal religions emerged people held god to be a woman and sex was considered sacred. Then Patriarchs came in and made sex shameful and made god a man.
The pope is a disgusting person who sits on massive wealth and claims to help people but indeed only takes their money and lives in luxury. He makes me sick.
What i do believe, however is that jesus was awesome. He wanted people to be kind and treat each other like we want to be treated. If the whole world listened to him, we’d have heaven on earth.
I don’t believe he was god, he never even said he was, but i know that he was a very wise and good man who brought a crucial message to earth and i think everyone should follow it.
Thats is why people like you frustrate me. You allow what happened in your childhood to make you hate an entire gender, and that is evil. You need to realize that only the woman who did this to you was responsible for it and that all women are not like that.
I know its possible because ive helped many girls get over their hate of men. It may be hard for you to listen to me because i am your percieved enemy, but i think you know what im saying is true, even if you cant admit it on your website.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
by the way i was talking to dick at the end there sorry.
funniest thing you said was “rights without fighting for them”
do some research on suffrage and civil rights and you’ll see how women and black men fought together against male white rule to get their rights.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
do you really think that men agree with you? You’re delusional if you do. The only place that most men would agree is the middle east and maybe africa. Good luck with your war a gainst women anywhere else.
Youd have a better shot if you waged a war against injustice and rationally argued your point, instead of posting hate on sites like these. This site makes your arguement inadmissable to a rational person. I see what your saying about chivalry. I think its bullshit. But you’re coming at it the way wrong way blaming it on women when if fact, men invented it so that women would always be dependent on them. You and the feminists are fighting the same fight . They’re saying “i dont need you to protect me” and you’re saying “i dont want to protect you”
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
This is why you are wrong:
1. I am a woman
2. I dont depend on a man for anything because my father taught me better.
3. I could give 2 shits about attention from anyone especially men, because my mother taught me better
4. Ive never had anything special given to me by society, and was treated much the same as my brothers when it came to work and responsibility.
These facts single handedly shoot down your arguement.
And also, just so you know, my brothers are the men of the future and they teach their daughters to fend for themselves and not to rely on a man.
That is the future.
What will you teach your daughter?
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 60b9632657c7c
Anyone want to guess which whore wants to prove to me that she’s a “kickass girl who stands on her own two feet”?
Women only comment here because they want to fuck me.
-Dick
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 385cffefaaa53
Actually, just white rule. Never heard of the WKKK now have you? Kindly stop using shitty information to make a point.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Sarah keep my name off your douche stained fingering keystrokes you arrogant little twat.
I’m unreceptive to your lies.
Thrice - The Arsonist
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
oh whats the matter? Am i making you mad? That was a very creative insult, however you aren’t proving anything, and random insults only make you stupid. I think i’ll call you Bill O’reilly from now on. Or maybe Bill O, thats a little more catchy. What do you say?
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
My ’shitty information’ is actually historical fact. And i will continue to use it to make whatever point that needs to be made. Mainly because you haven’t got a leg to stand on and i would really like to see you make a good point just for the sake of argument.
but you cant.
and its pathetic.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Haha, well, lets see. You accuse me of being a whore, thats fine, lets see some proof. Because thats how the real world operates outside of your little webpage. The only people who listen to you are people who already agree with you. You can’t convince anyone of anything unless you have proof. You dont have shit except for a childhood of bad memories a massive porn collection and ticket stubs from the last anime festival.
And i dont need to prove anything to you. I was trying to be nice. Something you are clearly incapable of. I really do hope that you find that girl, but, sorry that girl isn’t me. I am in fact kickass girl that does in fact stand on her own two feet, however, im really not into racists, sexists or bigots. I guys who are confident enough in themselves that they dont have to belittle anyone and have enough balls to admit when they’re wrong.
Nice try though, but if i wanted to fuck you id say “hey dick i want to fuck you” thats called honesty, a quality that you clearly do not posess.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am - IP Man-Hash: eeac7c68a4e81
I suggest calling him the Prince of Darkness, or Darth Vader–he seems to like that. I’m enjoying your posts. Best Wishes.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Haha, well, lets see. You accuse me of being a whore, thats fine, lets see some proof. You can insult me as much as you want and thats fine, its quite funny, but if you cant mix any facts or rational thought in with your humor, you make yourself look like a total moron. Because thats how the real world operates outside of your little webpage. The only people who listen to you are people who already agree with you. You can’t convince anyone whos on the fence of anything unless you have proof. You dont have shit except for a childhood full of bad memories a massive porn collection and ticket stubs from the last anime festival.
And i dont need to prove my character to you (The only thing i intend to prove is that this website is a farce-ridden hatefest that oozes malicious lies and lacks any sense of credibility) I was actually trying to be nice. Something you are clearly incapable of, and give you the benifit of the doubt. I wont do that anymore. I really do hope that you find that girl, but, sorry, that girl isn’t me. I am in fact kickass girl that does in fact stand on her own two feet, however, i’m really not into racists, sexists or bigots. I like guys who are confident enough in themselves that they dont have to belittle anyone else and have enough balls to admit when they’re wrong.
I dont fuck guys until i have figured out what kind of person they are, and you sir are a pathetic excuse for a human being. The content of a persons character is often hidden deep within layers of societal bullshit. However yours is quite easy to find and in fact it reeks inadequacy like hot garbage on a sunday afternoon.
Oh and, by the way if i did for some fucked up reason want to fuck you, id say “hey dick i want to fuck you” thats called honesty, another quality that you clearly do not possess.
And you’d probably blow a load out of excitement because the closest youve ever come to a real vagina is rubbing your dick up against the Tv screen. Thats what happens when people take their insecurities out on everyone else. No one wants anything to do with them.
Except of course for other men who feel the same way and who want to join in on this festering circle jerk you call a webpage.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Sarah, hit the treadmill and dick might give you a chance.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Nah prince of darkness is too long. I like billy O, because he reminds me of Bill Oreilly. Plus its fun to piss him off.
Why aren’t you hating me blindly for what i am? Or do you just come here for the stimulating and highly intellectual debate? lol
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
I would hit the treadmill, only i dont own one because i would never spend my hard earned money on a machine to run on when there are streets and tracks everywhere i can run on for free.
I excersise outdoors in nature where i dont have to hear about what happened on american idol last night.
Also, im not fat.
But thanks for the advice superman!
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 1788c6d0a7da3
Right now Im strongly leaning toward calling SOTS Darth Vader, b/c that would make Master Dick the Emperor, which I feel is not at all an unlikely analogy. I’m reading your earlier posts and they have stimulated my thinking in a positive way.
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’m neither rich nor fat nor Irish Catholic so that really doesn’t apply does it?
Not that I expected any better. A woman trying to use anything but peasant sarcasm her estrogen fueled fuckskull has seen on sitcom TV is asking far too much.
But really, really, really, you deserve to vote. You are so equal to me.. I wish I could get it through my bigoted mind that the void between your ears and heart, and your penchant for animalistic infidelity without the threat of public stonings or limb removal does not make you less than the glory, justice, and power within men.
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8aaaf63214fd3
i am not sure, but i believe women are in porn or few men would have interest in it. also, i seen on tv the other night where it said women are purchasing just as much as men