Cutting
I met a woman last night who told me about a phenomenon known as “cutting”.
If you thought bulimia was pointless and stupid, you better come up with some more derogatory words for this one.
“Pointlesser” and “stupider” are not words.
Each year, women do immeasurable damage to their credit to soothe their aching self-esteems. Apparently, they also slice themselves up. Gross.
“Cutting” is defined as self-inflicted scratches or cuts — enough to break the skin, done to assuage intense psychological distress or cope with upsetting and overwhelming emotions.
Manslation: Wah!
“Wah” is the sound a baby makes when it’s crying.
“Cutting” is no different than anything else women do when they’re emotionally overwhelmed or distressed. I once saw a woman kick the side of her car because she couldn’t figure out how to open the trunk. Is that called “toe stubbing”? Are there any signs I need to watch out for, like a refusal to wear fucking sandals?
Another time, I heard a woman complaining about men while she was eating. Here’s a tip, honey. Put down the fork and men will be nicer to you. No one pays to look at graffiti, but I’ve seen The David six times and it still drops my jaw.
When men are “emotionally overwhelmed” we do one of two things: pull an all-nighter, or punch someone in the fucking mouth — or drink like ten beers. Who cares which because all of them solve the problem. Give me one problem that can’t be solved in any of those ways. I will punch myself in the mouth if you can. Problem solved.
Speaking of solving problems, this is how to solve “cutting”: don’t pay any attention to it. I researched this “cutting” phenomenon this morning and found a bunch of websites that look like someone drew them with neon fucking crayons. That can only mean one thing: they’re targeted to teenage girls.
Teenage girls do anything and everything because they think it’s cool. That’s why they act so stupid all the time; because they think it’s cool. No human being — not even a woman, could be as dumb as a teenage girl acts. If you show them a Stop sign, they’ll ask what it tastes like. If you give them a plastic plate of spaghetti, they’ll throw it all over the floor. Give them a problem, and they’ll cut an ‘F’ in their arm for ‘Failure’.
Men are better than women.
In all seriousness, “cutting” is on the rise among teens. If you know anyone who suffers from “cutting”, then don’t pay any fucking attention to it exactly like I said.
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I’ll be frank, because I’m a man and that’s what men do. Thanks.
I’d just ask if I can help cut.
Because men are damn helpful.
That is the greatest First Post?
A post that advocates that women should cut themselves and bleed to death because they are a “waste of space”?
Please explain how you can profess to not hate women when you are so clearly advocating comments such as these?
Sean, that is the greatest First Post on this site.
-Dick
I had an ex that would cut little tiny scratches on her weak wrists with a staple and on the outside of her thighs with her lady bic. Barely noticeable, something you would feel rude and shallow (like a woman) to point out and say “what the fuck is wrong with your skin?”. Believe it or not the bitch actually went off at me. Telling me I don’t care about her because I didn’t notice she was cutting herself. Um, WTF?
“Why are you cutting yourself?” I asked naively, already knowing it was to get my attention, because I’m a man and I already know everything. “Because it helps me deal with things,” she said. Just goes to show how horrible women are at solving problems.
What the fuck do you have to deal with anyways? Sitting around the house all day while I bust my ass and then I come home and cook because you fucking suck at it? I haven’t met a single woman that wasn’t an entire waste of space. No wonder they’re so depressed, they’re probably realizing just how worthless they are and can think of no better way to deal with it then completely failing to deal with it.
Next time you feel like cutting ladies, go deep enough to finish the fucking job.