Cutting
I met a woman last night who told me about a phenomenon known as “cutting”.
If you thought bulimia was pointless and stupid, you better come up with some more derogatory words for this one.
“Pointlesser” and “stupider” are not words.
Each year, women do immeasurable damage to their credit to soothe their aching self-esteems. Apparently, they also slice themselves up. Gross.
“Cutting” is defined as self-inflicted scratches or cuts — enough to break the skin, done to assuage intense psychological distress or cope with upsetting and overwhelming emotions.
Manslation: Wah!
“Wah” is the sound a baby makes when it’s crying.
“Cutting” is no different than anything else women do when they’re emotionally overwhelmed or distressed. I once saw a woman kick the side of her car because she couldn’t figure out how to open the trunk. Is that called “toe stubbing”? Are there any signs I need to watch out for, like a refusal to wear fucking sandals?
Another time, I heard a woman complaining about men while she was eating. Here’s a tip, honey. Put down the fork and men will be nicer to you. No one pays to look at graffiti, but I’ve seen The David six times and it still drops my jaw.
When men are “emotionally overwhelmed” we do one of two things: pull an all-nighter, or punch someone in the fucking mouth — or drink like ten beers. Who cares which because all of them solve the problem. Give me one problem that can’t be solved in any of those ways. I will punch myself in the mouth if you can. Problem solved.
Speaking of solving problems, this is how to solve “cutting”: don’t pay any attention to it. I researched this “cutting” phenomenon this morning and found a bunch of websites that look like someone drew them with neon fucking crayons. That can only mean one thing: they’re targeted to teenage girls.
Teenage girls do anything and everything because they think it’s cool. That’s why they act so stupid all the time; because they think it’s cool. No human being — not even a woman, could be as dumb as a teenage girl acts. If you show them a Stop sign, they’ll ask what it tastes like. If you give them a plastic plate of spaghetti, they’ll throw it all over the floor. Give them a problem, and they’ll cut an ‘F’ in their arm for ‘Failure’.
Men are better than women.
In all seriousness, “cutting” is on the rise among teens. If you know anyone who suffers from “cutting”, then don’t pay any fucking attention to it exactly like I said.
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May 31st, 2007 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 236ef13b46a8c
This site is like religious freedom or any other kind of heretic shit in Catholic Europe.
Except instead of men killing eachother for God it’s women enforcing their bitch law on the new heretics of the politically correct pussy world, unashamed men.
June 1st, 2007 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
The crusades ended more than a hundred years ago Sots.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 4640f1faa0969
PC is the new crusade.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
To expand the ownership of crap computers? (Yes I have an Imac. BURN BEFORE STEVE JOBS!)
Ahem.
June 3rd, 2007 at 11:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Tell that to GW Bush, Tony Blair and John Howard.
June 4th, 2007 at 6:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 607ef85ac9de8
GW Bush wouldn’t understand english, Tony Blair is not in power anymore, and nobody gives fuck-all to John Howard.
June 4th, 2007 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Necro: SotS meant “political correctness” and I agree.
@gwallan: Amusing.
Do add Osama bin Laden, the Bali bombers, the 7/7 bombers, the 9/11 bombers, the Madrid bombers, the killers of Filipina schoolgirls, the Beslan butchers… I could go on but I’ll simply add the roughly 25% of young muslims who believe any deception, any action, including murder, suicide bombing and terror is just fine as long as it’s to combat the kufr.
Please let them all know the crusades are over.
I’ve now spent a little time in the NWFP, and elsewhere, and respectfully, you don’t know what you’re talking about. More to the point, I’ve been fortunate to work with a good team of Urdu types. Things here in the comfortable West (I’ll count Australia as part of that) are every so very very different.
If you honestly think that Blair, Bush, et. al. (I don’t know enough about Howard) view themselves as on a ‘Crusade’… well, then there’s little I can say to you other than to urge you to travel widely, read, and learn a great deal more. Amusing slogans ultimately don’t cut it.
-wolfe
June 4th, 2007 at 10:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 083cfd03c557c
A culturally confident west would swat Islam like a fly. If Bush and Blair the “warmongers” weren’t pussies that is. Bush and Blair are warmongers like Female is a genius. This is what happpens when you fight a war based on caring what women and other weaklings think. 3000 died in Iraq before they realized that just maybe we might need more troops years later?
This is the kind of dumbfuckism that I thought only women were capable of. So 3000 died for nothing. The arrogant plan that a bunch of zealots would think air conditioning and oil revenues is awesome. The pussy surge isn’t going to work either.
3 options:
1. Nuke the Mideast. Not going to happen because the people in charge of Bush aren’t going to let fallout hit their beloved Israel.
2. Invade the entirety of Iran/Iraq with a million man force, fight total war against the Arabs until they unconditionally submit and allow total control of occuption forces until they can be passified like Japan/Germany in WW2. Not going to happen. The Zionists in control of the Neocons see European men as the same scum that see their semetic cousins the Arabs. They would never allow one of their enemies total power over the other.
3. Status quo. Claim victory and “redeploy” while Iraq becomes an Al Queda base, Iran gets nukes and Bin Laden thrives in the Pakistani mountains. I predict this option. Oil prices stay expensive yet not too expensive, Israel stays terrorized yet safe from annihilation, and the West and Muslims continue into a century of terrorist attacks and minor skirmishes that will cause the Republics to eat their eyes out.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What is never actually cut is the bullshit.
US interventionism is quite discretionary, if not discrete, and rather conspicuous by its absence in the queerest of places. Places that would warrant military intervention for humanitarian ends more than most.
Sadly, many are quite mundane as far as the geopolitical value of locality or the availability of privatisable scarce natural resources are concerned.
Such regions don’t really seem all that elligible for economically worthwhile ventures(toppling evil regimes and such).
- Shea Seger - Cluch
June 4th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: ad65de62f7c14
The blood for oil theory is claptrap.
Surely someone as capable as you sonyad understands math.
And the math for it doesn’t add up. The billions of oil revenue don’t even compare
June 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What’s the point of being the gop candidate for various office if you don’t fully intend to abuse the office for personal gain and the profit of significant others and campaign sponsors in the face of legislation against conflict of interests?
It might not have been worthwhile for America (though that’s highly debatable seeing how important petrodollars are to the American way of spending and debt) to invade but it was and certainly is worthwhile for particular Americans that the war prolong and its incurred expenditures accrues.
Or is it that you believe that the then incumbent administration genuinely sought what they believe was best for America as a whole by invading?
I myself believe citizens are little more than plebs and rabble to the ruling clique.
June 4th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9285e3d9e50b5
That post looks female.
June 8th, 2007 at 3:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 274c7c9d1f20b
Too bad they can’t cut their fucking voice box so they’ll shut up for once. Emo kids should be drowned.
And Amie… I’m glad we’ve got a glass ceiling to protect us from filthy cum-guzzling prostitutes like yourself. Maybe you could write a better reply without the two erect penises in your hands.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3749180597ff
My daughter cuts her arm. I don’t know why she does it or why she won’t stop. I know its stupid as hell that she does it, but her cutting herself makes me worry. Do I lose man points or whatever?
June 27th, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
She is being an attention whore. Do it right. Tell her, try cutting across the neckline.
June 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3749180597ff
I really don’t appreciate you calling my daughter a whore. Thats was uncalled for.
June 27th, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f60175f45b3d
Send her to a boarding school. After being around nothing but females for a good while, she’ll finally appreciate what a good father you are, and when she comes home for vacation you can bet your ass that she won’t be cutting herself.
June 27th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0fd1420567085
Well, maybe. The fact is that sghe did not just start cutting herself for fun. There must be a reason behind it. You don’t just start cutting yourself up (Unless your a masochist… man those were long nights. Not of my pain but fixing somebody elses. Never mind). Find the problem, solve it ,stop it, then you get a bucket ful of man points.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfb78268d537a
apologies then Howard though i was meaning it in the context of her being so god damn attention seeking. seriously, who cuts their arm?
June 28th, 2007 at 6:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Women.