Cutting

I met a woman last night who told me about a phenomenon known as “cutting”.

If you thought bulimia was pointless and stupid, you better come up with some more derogatory words for this one.

“Pointlesser” and “stupider” are not words.

Each year, women do immeasurable damage to their credit to soothe their aching self-esteems. Apparently, they also slice themselves up. Gross.

“Cutting” is defined as self-inflicted scratches or cuts — enough to break the skin, done to assuage intense psychological distress or cope with upsetting and overwhelming emotions.

Manslation: Wah!

“Wah” is the sound a baby makes when it’s crying.

“Cutting” is no different than anything else women do when they’re emotionally overwhelmed or distressed. I once saw a woman kick the side of her car because she couldn’t figure out how to open the trunk. Is that called “toe stubbing”? Are there any signs I need to watch out for, like a refusal to wear fucking sandals?

Another time, I heard a woman complaining about men while she was eating. Here’s a tip, honey. Put down the fork and men will be nicer to you. No one pays to look at graffiti, but I’ve seen The David six times and it still drops my jaw.

When men are “emotionally overwhelmed” we do one of two things: pull an all-nighter, or punch someone in the fucking mouth — or drink like ten beers. Who cares which because all of them solve the problem. Give me one problem that can’t be solved in any of those ways. I will punch myself in the mouth if you can. Problem solved.

Speaking of solving problems, this is how to solve “cutting”: don’t pay any attention to it. I researched this “cutting” phenomenon this morning and found a bunch of websites that look like someone drew them with neon fucking crayons. That can only mean one thing: they’re targeted to teenage girls.

Teenage girls do anything and everything because they think it’s cool. That’s why they act so stupid all the time; because they think it’s cool. No human being — not even a woman, could be as dumb as a teenage girl acts. If you show them a Stop sign, they’ll ask what it tastes like. If you give them a plastic plate of spaghetti, they’ll throw it all over the floor. Give them a problem, and they’ll cut an ‘F’ in their arm for ‘Failure’.

Men are better than women.

In all seriousness, “cutting” is on the rise among teens. If you know anyone who suffers from “cutting”, then don’t pay any fucking attention to it exactly like I said.

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Comment by Garrett
2008-07-04 08:07:52

lalalala said:

King Wang said:

No, men generally leave the cutting to womens heads, and the enemy, not theirselves.

Nice try though. As for Vagina, as usual, when you can’t win, break out the flame! (Which, I think she is a flaming Lesbo anyway, does anyone smell Mackerel?)

BTW- Not a compliment. Feel free to not abbreviate, use correct spelling, punctuation and literal spell check anytime you think to be witty.

Oh I am a flaming “lesbo” (which- BTW- IS ALSO AN ABBREVIATION) yet you are the one who spends all of your time on a ‘men’s only’ site? Yeah, I bet you get a lot of female action! This place has gay written all over it!

Men cut too. Accept it. IT IS AN ADDICTION! If you think you are so intelligent and witty, then next time do some fucking research BEFORE you make an ass out of yourself.

If you are so upset about the fact that I “break out the flames” then why do it in return? So that you can look like a hypocrite? Talk about being intelligent and witty…

Two things, BTW is an abbreviation, and lesbo is more like a nickname, or something along those lines, and secondly, I go to this site, and I have a girlfriend, of course, I don’t agree with a lot of this shit, but that’s beside the point.

 
Comment by Daniel
2008-06-13 19:15:57

Dick, you could not be more correct. While I do not agree with your general philosophy (especially openly agreeing, because that would hinder my chances of getting laid), cutting is a ridiculous and stupid practice committed almost entirely by girls. However, you did not touch on this as much as you should have: cutting is 200% for attention. No girl has ever cut herself and never ever told anyone, by which I mean, take the life of any girl who has cut herself: by the end of her life, at least one other person knows she has cut herself. My friend uses suicide and self-mutilation to draw attention to herself, going out of her way to talk about it or drop hints. Cutting is the second to last line of defense used by the woman’s brain to draw in men. No one actually JUST cuts to relieve depression. Its annoying as shit to have to put up with girls who are obviously hurting themselves thinking it will bring a boyfriend into their lowly existence.

 
Comment by Anne
2008-06-13 06:08:54

btw not so strange Dick only get to know cutters

 
Comment by Anne
2008-06-13 06:05:14

oh my God! are we really that bad? you should do something! HAHA, you can’t, loosers:P

I like your dick, too bad you’re attached to it

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-14 19:08:47

domchick said:

MansVoice said:

Vagina said:

Anyone who visits this site that has a daughter deserves to burn in hell.

A ton of the men on this site are married or have children. This doesnt change the fact that men are better than women.

Vagina said:

Screw man points, do you like being a sucky father?

Why is it always the man’s fault?

It’s not always the man’s fault. In this case, the man knows his daughter is hurting herself and doing nothing to help her because he’s an incompetent selfish asshole who’d rather spend his time worrying about “man points” and how much he hates women than deal with the fact that he’s a shitty father. A real man would help his daughter.

The true fault lies with the woman who spread her legs and decided to keep the child of that loser or deadbeat. She knew he was like that before she fornicated. So what the fuck should she expect after the fact. A miracle? If he wasn’t a real man to begin with, what the fuck makes you think he’ll be a real man later? You can catch more flies with shit than vinegar.

Only a woman could be so fucking stupid to understand simple logic.

 
Comment by Brakzias
2008-05-14 18:59:57

Hilary said:

diamatik said:

MansVoice said:

seriously, who cuts their arm?

Women.

and men

Almost always women.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-20 16:22:03

Wallflower. said:

This is absolutely disgusting.
And the evidence is completely fabricated, shows what you know. I am female I don’t give a fuck if I’m banned you’re going to read what I have to fucking say.
I cut due to lifelong sexually, physical, verbal, emotional abuse by every male in my life. Does that make me a pathetic female? No.
It doesn’t despite what you egotistical cunts believe, cutting is a coping mechanism just as drinking or punching someone in the face is.
And, saying that cutting is merely a female problem is complete and utter bullshit. Come on over, I’ll introduce you to all my male friends who have/do self injure.
Women cope better by talking about things, Men prefer to sort out their issues alone. That is why Anorexia, Bulimia and Self Harm in males are not as common; they don’t broadcast it.
This website is an abomination and should be shut down.
Fuck you, you fucking assholes. You should be the ones cutting yourselves. You deserve every pain in this world and more.
CUNTS!

You are not pathetic, You are just incompetent about men and you don’t know how to become competent that’s why you are cutting yourself.

 
Comment by manos
2008-04-13 06:29:46

Once again, dick is right. Spots-on. All the bleeding hearts and “outreach” centers have it wrong. The best way to help someone with a problem like bulemia, or cutting, or ANY of that bullshit is to IGNORE THE ACTION. Whatever it is, it boils down to cries for attention. Once that person realizes that under no circumstances will the activity they are engaging in will garner them attention, they STOP. But, then you have these idiot outreach centers “ooooh you’re so sad and dpressed and challenged and troubled” and shows the moron ALL THAT ATTENTION… just when they were about to stop too because all the people close to them had long since realized the fucking shit was an act for attention. But since the outreach center starts coddling them like they’re precious gemstones, they get all the attention they ever wanted. They get to sit in groups and spout random useless bullshit about how they’re too much of a PUSSY to deal with someone yelling at them in the lunch line in school, and they use a razorblade to buy the “stage time” in front of the audience. Its a sham. And to any parent that has a cutter, IGNORE THE CUTTING, but if you want to help them, spend more quality time with your kids you fucking morons…. Do both of those things, and the cutting will stop. Problem solved.
~Manos.

 
Comment by BITCHKILLA
2008-04-10 11:09:53

Wallflower. said:

This is absolutely disgusting.
And the evidence is completely fabricated, shows what you know. I am female I don’t give a fuck if I’m banned you’re going to read what I have to fucking say.
I cut due to lifelong sexually, physical, verbal, emotional abuse by every male in my life. Does that make me a pathetic female? No.
It doesn’t despite what you egotistical cunts believe, cutting is a coping mechanism just as drinking or punching someone in the face is.
And, saying that cutting is merely a female problem is complete and utter bullshit. Come on over, I’ll introduce you to all my male friends who have/do self injure.
Women cope better by talking about things, Men prefer to sort out their issues alone. That is why Anorexia, Bulimia and Self Harm in males are not as common; they don’t broadcast it.
This website is an abomination and should be shut down.
Fuck you, you fucking assholes. You should be the ones cutting yourselves. You deserve every pain in this world and more.
CUNTS!

Hahaha, typical woman post
As always, it’s not even worth replying to. I’ll just say one thing… your cutting “male” friends are not men. they’re little faggot bitches. male doesn’t equal man.

 
Comment by Wallflower.
2008-02-20 18:36:19

This is absolutely disgusting.
And the evidence is completely fabricated, shows what you know. I am female I don’t give a fuck if I’m banned you’re going to read what I have to fucking say.
I cut due to lifelong sexually, physical, verbal, emotional abuse by every male in my life. Does that make me a pathetic female? No.
It doesn’t despite what you egotistical cunts believe, cutting is a coping mechanism just as drinking or punching someone in the face is.
And, saying that cutting is merely a female problem is complete and utter bullshit. Come on over, I’ll introduce you to all my male friends who have/do self injure.
Women cope better by talking about things, Men prefer to sort out their issues alone. That is why Anorexia, Bulimia and Self Harm in males are not as common; they don’t broadcast it.
This website is an abomination and should be shut down.
Fuck you, you fucking assholes. You should be the ones cutting yourselves. You deserve every pain in this world and more.
CUNTS!

 
Comment by Sandra
2008-02-14 18:47:24

Ginny (Вирджиния) said:

This girl who sits next to me in German carved her boyfriends initials into her arm… He broke up with her the next day.

Beautiful.

 
2008-02-14 17:45:46

This girl who sits next to me in German carved her boyfriends initials into her arm… He broke up with her the next day.

 
Comment by King Wang
2008-01-24 15:27:30

Awesome. So mentally fucked women are AUTOMATICALLY equatable “population wide/specific” to a few, minor men chopping on themselves.

Sweet!
Analogy: Women get tattoos that should be only reserved for gays or children. Men get tattoos to scare other men (flaming skulls) or awesomely cool shit like “I love MOM”. Not fucking yin yang signs. Obviously, all women get stupid tattoos, but somehow, if you ask a woman, all men get the same, gay-ass tattoos as they do. No, dumbfuck, that is not reality.

A real man would smack his wife, because obviously, the kid wouldn’t be fucked up without her……….I can guarantee you a MAN didn’t help create THAT fucked up situation. And only a woman would dodge the bullet and blame men.

I don’t need to cut off MY testicles, since I am hung like a donkey, instead, feel free to pull my wisdom-filled ball-sacks from your mouth and try your own opinion.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-01-24 09:43:26

Dumchic is a twat without a lick of intelligence.. Another foolish bitch who comes here and prove they are incapable of any real thought.

Lalala is a lesbo who has never had sex but likes to pretend to be a man while cramming fruit and bats up some nasty cunt.
If you weren’t such a fat, ugly, disgusting hag you could get laid.

 
Comment by detached
2008-01-24 09:30:09

The day you can define what a “real man” is Domchick is the day you us men can tell you what a female should be.

 
Comment by domchick
2008-01-24 08:16:17

MansVoice said:

Vagina said:

Anyone who visits this site that has a daughter deserves to burn in hell.

A ton of the men on this site are married or have children. This doesnt change the fact that men are better than women.

Vagina said:

Screw man points, do you like being a sucky father?

Why is it always the man’s fault?

It’s not always the man’s fault. In this case, the man knows his daughter is hurting herself and doing nothing to help her because he’s an incompetent selfish asshole who’d rather spend his time worrying about “man points” and how much he hates women than deal with the fact that he’s a shitty father. A real man would help his daughter.

 
Comment by lalalala
2007-12-05 14:15:45

King Wang said:

Yeah, I like that guy. The scorched earth policy of “Fuck it man, the ship is going down” type of thing.

The only true fact about cutting is that if you get divorced or marriad, you have the ability to cut off your own testicles to change your mind about doing either again, choose to cut and run, or in your ultimate scenario, just choose hanging around for the end so you kind of get the final cut.

Good news! Word just came in that we all croak out eventually, so those marriage vows won’t be any good then will they?

Good news! Marriage vows will probably never apply to you anyways- even if you wanted it to happen- and good advice! You probably should cut off your own testicles.

 
Comment by lalalala
2007-12-05 14:11:50

King Wang said:

No, men generally leave the cutting to womens heads, and the enemy, not theirselves.

Nice try though. As for Vagina, as usual, when you can’t win, break out the flame! (Which, I think she is a flaming Lesbo anyway, does anyone smell Mackerel?)

BTW- Not a compliment. Feel free to not abbreviate, use correct spelling, punctuation and literal spell check anytime you think to be witty.

Oh I am a flaming “lesbo” (which- BTW- IS ALSO AN ABBREVIATION) yet you are the one who spends all of your time on a ‘men’s only’ site? Yeah, I bet you get a lot of female action! This place has gay written all over it!

Men cut too. Accept it. IT IS AN ADDICTION! If you think you are so intelligent and witty, then next time do some fucking research BEFORE you make an ass out of yourself.

If you are so upset about the fact that I “break out the flames” then why do it in return? So that you can look like a hypocrite? Talk about being intelligent and witty…

 
Comment by King Wang
2007-12-03 23:47:53

Yeah, I like that guy. The scorched earth policy of “Fuck it man, the ship is going down” type of thing.

The only true fact about cutting is that if you get divorced or marriad, you have the ability to cut off your own testicles to change your mind about doing either again, choose to cut and run, or in your ultimate scenario, just choose hanging around for the end so you kind of get the final cut.

Good news! Word just came in that we all croak out eventually, so those marriage vows won’t be any good then will they?

 
Comment by KOAL
2007-12-03 22:45:36

I’m a 25 year old guy. I did this for a year while I was in high school. I was really depressed and I felt this was a better alternative than turning to drugs or committing suicide. I thought it was cool. I have many small scars at various places on my arms and fingers. I like the scars though. The weirdest part is I don’t really feel pain anymore. I can slice my arms with glass or a razor blade and not feel anything. I’m still very depressed but for whatever reason I don’t have the urge to cut myself anymore. I think at 25 I’ve finally accepted my shit life and choose to do nothing. I know I’ll never be normal or fit in this world. Rather than end my life I’d rather stick around and be miserable. I’ve got my Porn, music, TV, and video games to get me through it all. That’s good enough. I can always get a hooker if I want to get laid. To all my fellow loser/loners out there I say just accept your life and stick around. Suicide isn’t the answer. We’re meant to suffer. Besides the world will end in a nuclear holocause before 2020. I’m just waiting for that day. If it doesn’t end cancer will get me sooner or later. Someday I’ll be free…

 
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