Date Rape is a Myth
Personally, I have always known date rape victims and drug rape victims are lying whores. Of course “personally” is the worst way to be right about anything. “Personally” is subjective and emotional. It is prone to error and bias. “Personally” is womanly.
Unless you’re a man.
Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight. Fuck yea.
Scientifically, all date rape victims are lying whores.
According to a new study brought to us by the Manzillas at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, being a victim of “date rape” is like being a victim of getting a flat tire when you drive off a cliff. You did it, it’s your fault, you’re lying about how it happened because who the fuck drives off a cliff, and you’ve probably got a lot more wrong with your car than a flat tire.
Let me explain.
Recently, it was stated that in the UK, Rohypnol has never ever been used in a case of sexual misconduct. I say sexual misconduct because “date rape” is a crass and manipulative word. I refused to use it from now on. It rapes the true meaning of the word “rape”.
Well no shit. I’ve been to the UK tons of times and I’ve never seen Rohypnol being used. I could have told anyone that and they didn’t need to perform some study about it. Date rape drugs are hard to come by. And if they’re not that hard, they’re still harder than feeding a woman apple martinis by the gallon and reciting retarded lines about her hopes and dreams — all of which are asinine. If date rape drugs are illegal, then why isn’t Bryan Adams? Both work just as well.
Someone performed a study anyway, and here are the results of that study in the form of a boot straight up the ass of every woman who is culturally prejudiced against the way women are treated in the Middle East.
Over 12 months, and out of 75 patients who claimed to be victims of sexual misconduct and drink tampering with Rohypnol, GHB, or ketamine, 0% were found to have it in their system.
Zero fucking percent.
In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.
65% of “rape victims” had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victims” were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victims” tested positive for amphetamines.
In the case of women, besides the flat tire, you’ve also got a 20% chance of being on amphetamines. I’m no vagina doctor, but I’m pretty sure they don’t put amphetamines in the birth control pills that none of these whores were taking when they hit Ladies Night like a drunken tornado of abandonment issues.
After reading through the research article below, which I suggest to anyone who’s first instinct is still to listen when a woman starts talking, I realized the horrible truth of what’s going on in the UK. Apparently some asshole is running around spiking women’s drinks with booze.
Holy shit! Someone call the Special Victims Unit! Bring in the swab kit! Or better yet, fire up the laugh track and call that village where Peter and the Wolf is set. What’s that village called?
It’s called Fantasy Land.
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December 3rd, 2007 at 6:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I think that I am not even going to argue with this one
I didn’t even bother to read it
You are a sick man
And I hope that women closest to you gets to experience and suffer with every thing you have “disproven”
I haven’t been so disgusted
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Also, it’s not a women’s word against a man’s word.
Hospitals have rape kits, to find any evidence left behind
So they are able to have proof
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
You now what sickens me the most?
Is that there are freaks that agree with him
And yeah, I called you freaks, because plain and simple you are for agreeing with such a horrible topic
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I apologize for my last post, I shouldn’t of called you freaks, that was a very rude thing to do, I guess I got a little angry too fast
I was watching a show coincidently where a woman was being date raped
Got a little too into the show
January 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
SICKO, that’s the reason you’re sick. Never take responsibility for anything. You arent a man.
January 26th, 2008 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbbf87a6b3cfc
Wow, hes nuts
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf2a9c1d0e309
One thing I definately agree with is your topic on “date rape”. At least in certain instances.. If someone slips something in someone’s drink and takes advantage of them, then that is rape (whether you agree or not). But when it comes to if a female CHOOSES to drink too much, I feel that they should deal with the consequences. Of course, if the guy can tell she’s drunk and jumps inside for joy thinking ’score!’ then I look at him at the same level that I see the drunken female in - LOW-LIFE much? It can be a very sensitive topic and justice can never be seen as fair to all (at least not in this world). Nice post nonetheless.
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
You forget. You’re the biochemical experiment gone badly wrong. You’re opinion on whether he’s a Man or anything for that matter don’t count.
Sorry dear.
- Sgt. Reyes
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
If a woman consentually fucks a Man when she’s drunk it’s not rape. If a woman consentually does drugs and fucks a Man it’s not rape.
The whole ‘I didn’t know what I was doing’ is a terrible excuse. Of course she had no idea what she was doing. Drugs and alcohol skew anybody’s ability to make a rational decision and when dealing with a creature that is already irrational even moreso. Same goes for getting prego.
- Sgt. Reyes
February 10th, 2008 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fcf6bd0861ad8
First I would like to say that YES I am a woman. I think your website is a disgrace and is digusting. I hope it gets shut down and I’ll petition that it does. God help you.
February 10th, 2008 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f357b1a072b7
Rape kits are also bullshit. If a woman has a tight cunt and gets fucked by a big one, there can be tearing whether it was consentual or not, especially if she starts running dry before the man finishes.
No man should should ever be convicted of rape based on the testimony of one drunken whore.
Also, if a woman cries rape she should recieve a life sentence if it is proven she is lying. False rape accusations are the same as attempted murder.
February 10th, 2008 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Sorted!
Onwards, you’re also dumber than shit and I would hope you died in a gas fire if it wasn’t too good for you. Nonetheless, it may save your illegitimate hamburger-faced children playing in the streets yet!
February 10th, 2008 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Real women like Rudi here just aren’t worth the money they steal. I’d far rather have a girly-girl who will sit down and ask for my permission to speak. But then the subhumans need not worry, because it’s not their problem, right? I guess I’m just not man enough to continue this FUCKING BULLSHIT of stepping up and mounting a slobbering, drooling American heifer to only get a cold, frigid, ungrateful entitlement whore.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:30 am - IP Man-Hash: ca9281e5b76eb
Good luck. Now fuck off, bitch.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: f57e90100ef48
Do what I do. If you plan on fucking a woman that night, then don’t drink or drink as little as possible. Then, goto her place. Fuck. Get the fuck up and leave. You can always call her in a week or two to ask if she remembers you.
Sebastian
March 21st, 2008 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Do you know what, I actually agree with this statement.
I have never been so drunk I don’t know what I am doing. I don’t understand how anyone has.
I have had my drink spiked twice when I was younger and have never gone home with either creep that did it.
Obviously I am not saying that rape doesn’t exist but I don’t think that date rape exists. If a drug makes you a bit groggy, you still know what your doing, if a drug makes you pass out cold then you must have already gone to the guys house already, and you don’t do that if you don’t want sex or teasing. If you go to a guys house after a date and don’t want sex your just a pain in the ass.
When i read stories of women going “he bought me drinks all night, i went back to his hotel room, i sat on his bed, he spiked me and raped me, I was never going to have sex with him, i didnt really fancy him” I just think. “wow, you’re clever aren’t you? Why did you let him buy all your drinks? why did you go to his hotel?”
Saying yes and the regretting it isn’t rape.
Just watch your drinks though, because if someone spikes you and follows you and overpowers you then yeah that is rape, but the date was over, thats just rape.
You are actually on to a winner here Dick.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
saying this though, whatever cunt goes around putting horse tranquillizers in womens drinks, and date rape drugs that leave the victim sterilized deserves his fucking knob chopped off.
April 13th, 2008 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: d9af7e0e48649
Eat a fucking Twinkie for crying out loud.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 963496beeb5d1
I lol’d. The guy who writes these articles is basically just a bad shock jock with too much time on his hands and anger in his heart. I bet a girl broke his heart in the past.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c1b265ba6cdd
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