Date Rape is a Myth

Personally, I have always known date rape victims and drug rape victims are lying whores. Of course “personally” is the worst way to be right about anything. “Personally” is subjective and emotional. It is prone to error and bias. “Personally” is womanly.

Unless you’re a man.

Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight. Fuck yea.

Scientifically, all date rape victims are lying whores.

According to a new study brought to us by the Manzillas at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, being a victim of “date rape” is like being a victim of getting a flat tire when you drive off a cliff. You did it, it’s your fault, you’re lying about how it happened because who the fuck drives off a cliff, and you’ve probably got a lot more wrong with your car than a flat tire.

Let me explain.

Recently, it was stated that in the UK, Rohypnol has never ever been used in a case of sexual misconduct. I say sexual misconduct because “date rape” is a crass and manipulative word. I refused to use it from now on. It rapes the true meaning of the word “rape”.

Well no shit. I’ve been to the UK tons of times and I’ve never seen Rohypnol being used. I could have told anyone that and they didn’t need to perform some study about it. Date rape drugs are hard to come by. And if they’re not that hard, they’re still harder than feeding a woman apple martinis by the gallon and reciting retarded lines about her hopes and dreams — all of which are asinine. If date rape drugs are illegal, then why isn’t Bryan Adams? Both work just as well.

Someone performed a study anyway, and here are the results of that study in the form of a boot straight up the ass of every woman who is culturally prejudiced against the way women are treated in the Middle East.

Over 12 months, and out of 75 patients who claimed to be victims of sexual misconduct and drink tampering with Rohypnol, GHB, or ketamine, 0% were found to have it in their system.

Zero fucking percent.

In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.

65% of “rape victims” had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victims” were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victims” tested positive for amphetamines.

In the case of women, besides the flat tire, you’ve also got a 20% chance of being on amphetamines. I’m no vagina doctor, but I’m pretty sure they don’t put amphetamines in the birth control pills that none of these whores were taking when they hit Ladies Night like a drunken tornado of abandonment issues.

After reading through the research article below, which I suggest to anyone who’s first instinct is still to listen when a woman starts talking, I realized the horrible truth of what’s going on in the UK. Apparently some asshole is running around spiking women’s drinks with booze.

Holy shit! Someone call the Special Victims Unit! Bring in the swab kit! Or better yet, fire up the laugh track and call that village where Peter and the Wolf is set. What’s that village called?

It’s called Fantasy Land.

Date rape is so 90’s.

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Comment by Doubt
2008-02-10 21:33:54

Rudi said:

First I would like to say that YES I am subhuman and disposable.

Sorted!
Onwards, you’re also dumber than shit and I would hope you died in a gas fire if it wasn’t too good for you. Nonetheless, it may save your illegitimate hamburger-faced children playing in the streets yet!

 
Comment by John
2008-02-10 20:02:35

Rape kits are also bullshit. If a woman has a tight cunt and gets fucked by a big one, there can be tearing whether it was consentual or not, especially if she starts running dry before the man finishes.

No man should should ever be convicted of rape based on the testimony of one drunken whore.

Also, if a woman cries rape she should recieve a life sentence if it is proven she is lying. False rape accusations are the same as attempted murder.

 
Comment by Rudi
2008-02-10 18:48:33

First I would like to say that YES I am a woman. I think your website is a disgrace and is digusting. I hope it gets shut down and I’ll petition that it does. God help you.

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-02-03 20:58:51

If a woman consentually fucks a Man when she’s drunk it’s not rape. If a woman consentually does drugs and fucks a Man it’s not rape.

The whole ‘I didn’t know what I was doing’ is a terrible excuse. Of course she had no idea what she was doing. Drugs and alcohol skew anybody’s ability to make a rational decision and when dealing with a creature that is already irrational even moreso. Same goes for getting prego.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-02-03 20:56:30

KL said:

SICKO, that’s the reason you’re sick. Never take responsibility for anything. You arent a man.

You forget. You’re the biochemical experiment gone badly wrong. You’re opinion on whether he’s a Man or anything for that matter don’t count.

Sorry dear.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Sandra
2008-02-03 20:16:15

One thing I definately agree with is your topic on “date rape”. At least in certain instances.. If someone slips something in someone’s drink and takes advantage of them, then that is rape (whether you agree or not). But when it comes to if a female CHOOSES to drink too much, I feel that they should deal with the consequences. Of course, if the guy can tell she’s drunk and jumps inside for joy thinking ’score!’ then I look at him at the same level that I see the drunken female in - LOW-LIFE much? It can be a very sensitive topic and justice can never be seen as fair to all (at least not in this world). Nice post nonetheless.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 12:58:40

Wow, hes nuts

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-06 19:56:20

SICKO, that’s the reason you’re sick. Never take responsibility for anything. You arent a man.

 
Comment by Karen
2007-12-03 18:13:41

I apologize for my last post, I shouldn’t of called you freaks, that was a very rude thing to do, I guess I got a little angry too fast
I was watching a show coincidently where a woman was being date raped
Got a little too into the show

 
Comment by Karen
2007-12-03 18:09:10

You now what sickens me the most?
Is that there are freaks that agree with him
And yeah, I called you freaks, because plain and simple you are for agreeing with such a horrible topic

 
Comment by Karen
2007-12-03 18:07:12

RobC said:

It’s quite simple Dick. All any member of a jury has to do is to go by the age old rule (check the bible……it is found there) and not convict anyone on the say so of one person. One person’s word against the other with no other evidence means a walk. I dont care what the Law says, I’ll tell you this now. My comMAN sense tells me that one person’s word against another’s is an unsafe conviction. After all, both men and women lie and if I were sat on a jury and it was one person’s word against another with no other evidence (like a drug in the womans system) then I would refuse to convict and wouldn’t give a rat’s ass what the judge said. Bitch says “date rape” + no other evidence……man walks free. Never, ever would a man be falsely convicted of date rape ever again.

Simple, eh?

Simple, eh?

Also, it’s not a women’s word against a man’s word.
Hospitals have rape kits, to find any evidence left behind
So they are able to have proof

 
Comment by Karen
2007-12-03 18:05:27

I think that I am not even going to argue with this one
I didn’t even bother to read it
You are a sick man
And I hope that women closest to you gets to experience and suffer with every thing you have “disproven”
I haven’t been so disgusted

 
Comment by Tina Pajaro
2007-11-28 07:10:14

But that…is clearly stupidity.

 
Comment by Tina Pajaro
2007-11-28 07:09:43

It sort of is sad because I think women really want to be able to trust men.

 
Comment by Tina Pajaro
2007-11-28 06:47:57

I think the point of this article, even if you didn’t realise when writing, is that women should never trust or be alone with men.

 
Comment by hobs
2007-10-26 22:48:28

Haha, I just read Female’s post and she obviously is showing her true colors with a statement like “which gives people options to manage the behaviour of others which once they may just have had to put up with. ”

Managing the behavior of others eh? Sounds like something that a controlling bitch would do.

 
Comment by RobC
2007-10-06 21:34:59

Like I said….shame the thread is dead.

 
Comment by RobC
2007-10-04 17:33:41

Oops….2 simples…..sorry.

 
Comment by RobC
2007-10-04 17:32:07

It’s quite simple Dick. All any member of a jury has to do is to go by the age old rule (check the bible……it is found there) and not convict anyone on the say so of one person. One person’s word against the other with no other evidence means a walk. I dont care what the Law says, I’ll tell you this now. My comMAN sense tells me that one person’s word against another’s is an unsafe conviction. After all, both men and women lie and if I were sat on a jury and it was one person’s word against another with no other evidence (like a drug in the womans system) then I would refuse to convict and wouldn’t give a rat’s ass what the judge said. Bitch says “date rape” + no other evidence……man walks free. Never, ever would a man be falsely convicted of date rape ever again.

Simple, eh?

Simple, eh?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-10-04 15:17:16

What is this grand idea, RobC?

-Dick

 
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