Date Rape is a Myth
Personally, I have always known date rape victims and drug rape victims are lying whores. Of course “personally” is the worst way to be right about anything. “Personally” is subjective and emotional. It is prone to error and bias. “Personally” is womanly.
Unless you’re a man.
Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight. Fuck yea.
Scientifically, all date rape victims are lying whores.
According to a new study brought to us by the Manzillas at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, being a victim of “date rape” is like being a victim of getting a flat tire when you drive off a cliff. You did it, it’s your fault, you’re lying about how it happened because who the fuck drives off a cliff, and you’ve probably got a lot more wrong with your car than a flat tire.
Let me explain.
Recently, it was stated that in the UK, Rohypnol has never ever been used in a case of sexual misconduct. I say sexual misconduct because “date rape” is a crass and manipulative word. I refused to use it from now on. It rapes the true meaning of the word “rape”.
Well no shit. I’ve been to the UK tons of times and I’ve never seen Rohypnol being used. I could have told anyone that and they didn’t need to perform some study about it. Date rape drugs are hard to come by. And if they’re not that hard, they’re still harder than feeding a woman apple martinis by the gallon and reciting retarded lines about her hopes and dreams — all of which are asinine. If date rape drugs are illegal, then why isn’t Bryan Adams? Both work just as well.
Someone performed a study anyway, and here are the results of that study in the form of a boot straight up the ass of every woman who is culturally prejudiced against the way women are treated in the Middle East.
Over 12 months, and out of 75 patients who claimed to be victims of sexual misconduct and drink tampering with Rohypnol, GHB, or ketamine, 0% were found to have it in their system.
Zero fucking percent.
In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.
65% of “rape victims” had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victims” were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victims” tested positive for amphetamines.
In the case of women, besides the flat tire, you’ve also got a 20% chance of being on amphetamines. I’m no vagina doctor, but I’m pretty sure they don’t put amphetamines in the birth control pills that none of these whores were taking when they hit Ladies Night like a drunken tornado of abandonment issues.
After reading through the research article below, which I suggest to anyone who’s first instinct is still to listen when a woman starts talking, I realized the horrible truth of what’s going on in the UK. Apparently some asshole is running around spiking women’s drinks with booze.
Holy shit! Someone call the Special Victims Unit! Bring in the swab kit! Or better yet, fire up the laugh track and call that village where Peter and the Wolf is set. What’s that village called?
It’s called Fantasy Land.
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February 25th, 2007 at 8:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
….I rest my case.
February 25th, 2007 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Have you considered speaking to a urologist? That sounds like one hell of a urinary tract infection ya got there Diamatik.
And I don’t even want to know what you’ve been doing to your ass that would cause you to shit spiders…
Seriously kids, say no to drugs.
February 25th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
No no it should be ‘kids, say no to drugs AND feminism’.
They both go hand in hand anyway so thats quite mute.
February 25th, 2007 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
I believe the word you are looking for Necrophileman in ‘moot’.
Funny, considering the half-formed banalities you type, I’d thought you plagiarized the dictionary examples of mute points.
February 25th, 2007 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Its NecroSWORDSMAN. If you’re female brain can’t spell correctly I won’t even bother with you. And what is funny, is that you think you actually have a point on this site! Har har har.
February 25th, 2007 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Play DnD much?
“Necrophileman expressed extreme hysteria over an [intentional] misspelling, however, all other rational beings felt his point was moot at best, and pathetic at worst”
Funny how you think this site has a point.
Anyhow, you bore me.
Whimper away, but I doubt I’ll bother to read your flaccid rebuttal.
February 25th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
*grins*
February 25th, 2007 at 10:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a973146b7866
All these cunts like to say how irrelevant this site is yet they can’t stop posting.
Get a life ladies, go slut it out and shame your families because sooner than you imagine you will be put in your rightful place.
February 26th, 2007 at 3:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Jesus. Again, I know it is that burning sensation deep within you that makes you speak at a site that says “No Women”, so let me elaborate O’ Boneheaded One Called the Glandular.
Wait, I don’t need to repeat it. But it is good to know that a sign can be posted in your front fucking yard, and you STILL cannot understand the words in english. Amazing.
Ok, on to logic that will surely and not-surprisingly, defeat you easily.
Ready? Of course not, you MUST win ANY argument, and of course, you never lose even when wrong.
As with any female argument that contains nothing that CAN be considered winning, your argument in and of itself has nothing to do with the article in question. Ask me if I or anyone else gives a fuck about “man-rape”.
We should ALL be so lucky by females. We USED to call that “going to the cat-house” way back when, BEFORE females fixed the old prostitution thing for good. A boy became a man at one of those places. Oh, and by the by, thanks for fucking that up, I really do appreciate it.
Really, back to the argument. If you are SO fucking stupid to go to a bar and get raped, you deserve it. If I am SO fucking stupid as to go to street corner where gangs hang out and I get killed, I deserve it. Remember, YOU and other females said we are equal, and equally stupid applies to us BOTH.
Now, let’s talk TRUE logic. Why do women go to bars? To be seen and slobbered over, and coincidently, and amazingly enough, to get drunk with the possibility of sex. Wow. So, my logic says that if you go to get attention, and get wasted, and in turn you get raped, which is rare enough as it is since thanks to Oprah men are pussies, then you, my weak-minded dear, are fucking stupid. And deserve it. Of course, you will say you go for a “good time”, which means nothing, since you went to be SEEN and HEARD by men. You may even go with other women, to be SEEN and HEARD by men.
THERE IS NO OTHER REASON FOR YOU TO GO TO A BAR. This is irrefutable. You can drink with your friends at home. So why go to a bar with stinky men who are drunk and THAT YOU KNOW WANT SEX?
So, let me back this up a little more, so you can understand it (doubtful).
Why do men go to a bar? To fuck women who are drunk and stupid. This is why date rape is MOSTLY bullshit. I won’t date rape you, you are not a good lay to begin with sober.
I know this BEFORE I will ever fuck you, so why do it at a bar? 99% of men won’t date rape you at or near a bar, or beginning AT a bar. Evidence meistro!!!! THAT REQUIRES TOO MUCH WORK FOR SO LITTLE. Ask ANY man here and they will tell you that is hard earned money down the drain, when it could pay for a good whore or more beer.
I have now given you the evidence required BY man-law to explain all of this in LESS time than it takes you to cook my microwave dinner.
February 26th, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, pox, you’ve only just managed to tickle the spamfilter’s fancy a wee. I do hope it takes a deeper liking to you, though. Sweet critter, infallible.
‘Cept for the occasional false positive though. Damn, that’s annoying.
Anyway, pustulae, pardon me of being ignorant of the jargon pertaining to professional feminist(bullshitter) parlance.
Glandular problem, is that why you’re as fat as a now convention?
- Paul Oakenfold - Hold Your Hand (ft. Emiliana Torrini)
February 26th, 2007 at 5:58 am - IP Man-Hash: edcf7a853e012
65% of ârape victimsâ? had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of ârape victimsâ? were three times over the limit.
20% of ârape victimsâ? tested positive for amphetamines.
This is not all of them. How can you say there is no such thing is date rape when not every girl is drunk and not every girl is on drugs????
What about the ones that arent? is that not date rape?
February 26th, 2007 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
There is a vast difference between the horrible crime of rape, and the false bullshit called ‘date rape’:
February 26th, 2007 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Ok, first off a little math:
65% + 25% +20% = 110%. Obviously, we’re dealing with a study that has some crossover in its statistics. It’s pretty clear where the crossover occurs: amphetamine use. Why say that 65% had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal limit and 25% had three times the limit if the 25% is simply a subset of the 65%?
So what the first part of the study shows is that 90% of “victims” were drunk off their asses.
90%!!
To be honest, my suspicion is that the remaining 10% of “victims” were also drunk — just less drunk than two times the legal limit. Again, I’d really like to see the original study.
Now, 20% of the “victims” were using amphetamines. It’s not clear if that 20% is a subset of the 90% who were drunk or included any or all of the 10% that were less than two times the legal driving blood alcohol limit.
Bottom line: when you’re drunk and/or stoned, crazy shit makes sense. Witness Britney Spears going on a bender and shaving her drapes to match the carpet a week ago.
So if you get wasted at some bar and a guy says, “Hey, baby, what do you say we go back to my place and I bang you like a screen door in a hurricane?” you’re a lot more likely to go along with him.
Who’s to blame if a woman gets wasted and ends up having sex? The guy, or the woman who got herself wasted that sex seemed like a good idea?
I say the woman. It’s all about choices. If you choose to get wasted, you choose to impair your judgement. It’s not some guy’s fault if you choose to have no judgement.
Bottom line: “date rape” is exclusively an excuse used by women to avoid feeling bad about themselves. It’s a lot easier to say, “I’m not a slut! It wasn’t my fault that I went home with that guy; I was drunk!” than to face reality and say, “I went on a bender and said ‘yes’ to the first guy who asked. I guess deep down, I actually am as slut.”
But then, self-control and personal responsibility is impossible in women — which is why they need strong fathers and husbands to keep their behavior in check. The real tragedy in all this is that women are allowed to be on their own between living with parents and a husband. Clearly, they need constant supervision and predictable discipline, as they’re incapable of exercising it for themselves.
February 26th, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Whoops, I spoke mere moments too soon. I found the original study. HTML can be found here, and a PDF here.
I’ve not had time to do more than scan it, but it’s even more damning, since it includes drug usage beyond amphetamines and alcohol usage other than twice the legal driving limit.
Bottom line: women can’t be counted on to make decisions that impact their own safety and well-being — such as not getting wasted around men. Again, one must being to wonder if strict fathers and arranged marriages aren’t a good thing after all.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Well put Dakota.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 5913ea751a094
Knowing how some of my friends behave in bars, I would think it unlikely that men would need to date rape. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that date rape never happens because I don’t know, but I suppose that most men can find plenty of drunken easy females to sleep with without resorting to the encumbrance of lumbering a semi-conscious girl about and the possibility of time in prison. I have a suspicion that it does happen very occasionally, but nowhere near as much as us women have been scare-mongered into believing.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
*pokes Laura* A sensible thing said by a woman? Are you for real?(No sarcasm)
February 26th, 2007 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 5913ea751a094
Yes I am real. For all I’ve been forced to go to talks by the police on the supposedly ever-present dangers of date rape, this article really has made me think about its likelihood. I could be wrong, but the logistics involved in spiking somebody’s drink, dragging them home and then not getting caught strike me as not worth it when you could get the same result by picking up a skanky girl who will sleep with anything. I would have thought this would have occurred to potential ‘date rapists’ too.
February 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Laura, YOU are the shining example. Common Sense and Logic together with the attitude of questioning all bullshit.
Yes, date rape happens. No, not as much as the media says, because after all, the media does not REPORT what happens anymore, it MAKES the news to begin with.
(Refer to: Anna Nicole Smith. Totally useless in any way, yet, she somehow is more important than war, disease and/or famine because the media SAYS so, and runs that trash constantly)
I NEVER trust what these people print, after all, it is NOT to report news, it is to tell you what THEY think, and I have yet to meet a man OR woman who is 100% truthful 100% of the time in the media.
The numbers game: Statistically, that would mean women are raped in bars SO much, the government would shut them down. Odd how no bars are shut down due to date rape. Odd in fact how nothing at all is being done about it to begin with, SINCE MOST BUT NOT ALL OF IT IS BULLSHIT.
Statistically, if more women go to more bars and get more drunk with more drunk men, more drunk men will have more sex with more drunk women, and more second thoughts will ensue by said females.
I live in fear that both women AND men (more actually) will think for themselves. That will be the day………
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Well I trust the news if the same thing is reported (Liek when they were afraid of Korea with nuclear weapons) in more than 1 newspaper. And its only news to do with celebrities or the Iraq war which they seem to blow out of proportion.