Date Rape is a Myth
Personally, I have always known date rape victims and drug rape victims are lying whores. Of course “personally” is the worst way to be right about anything. “Personally” is subjective and emotional. It is prone to error and bias. “Personally” is womanly.
Unless you’re a man.
Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight. Fuck yea.
Scientifically, all date rape victims are lying whores.
According to a new study brought to us by the Manzillas at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, being a victim of “date rape” is like being a victim of getting a flat tire when you drive off a cliff. You did it, it’s your fault, you’re lying about how it happened because who the fuck drives off a cliff, and you’ve probably got a lot more wrong with your car than a flat tire.
Let me explain.
Recently, it was stated that in the UK, Rohypnol has never ever been used in a case of sexual misconduct. I say sexual misconduct because “date rape” is a crass and manipulative word. I refused to use it from now on. It rapes the true meaning of the word “rape”.
Well no shit. I’ve been to the UK tons of times and I’ve never seen Rohypnol being used. I could have told anyone that and they didn’t need to perform some study about it. Date rape drugs are hard to come by. And if they’re not that hard, they’re still harder than feeding a woman apple martinis by the gallon and reciting retarded lines about her hopes and dreams — all of which are asinine. If date rape drugs are illegal, then why isn’t Bryan Adams? Both work just as well.
Someone performed a study anyway, and here are the results of that study in the form of a boot straight up the ass of every woman who is culturally prejudiced against the way women are treated in the Middle East.
Over 12 months, and out of 75 patients who claimed to be victims of sexual misconduct and drink tampering with Rohypnol, GHB, or ketamine, 0% were found to have it in their system.
Zero fucking percent.
In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.
65% of “rape victims” had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victims” were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victims” tested positive for amphetamines.
In the case of women, besides the flat tire, you’ve also got a 20% chance of being on amphetamines. I’m no vagina doctor, but I’m pretty sure they don’t put amphetamines in the birth control pills that none of these whores were taking when they hit Ladies Night like a drunken tornado of abandonment issues.
After reading through the research article below, which I suggest to anyone who’s first instinct is still to listen when a woman starts talking, I realized the horrible truth of what’s going on in the UK. Apparently some asshole is running around spiking women’s drinks with booze.
Holy shit! Someone call the Special Victims Unit! Bring in the swab kit! Or better yet, fire up the laugh track and call that village where Peter and the Wolf is set. What’s that village called?
It’s called Fantasy Land.
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February 25th, 2007 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Oh Necroswordsman, you sad little cellar dweller you.
Sexual Assault is the legal term applied to rape. It was adapted so that acts such as rape by sodomy, rape with an object other than a penis, non-stranger rape, etc would be legally considered rape. This has been the case for close three decades. Please look it up before you
startcontinue to make a spectacle of yourself online (not that you are the only offender here).I know it will be hard, as DnD doesn’t address such things.
The following is a breakdown of terms using simple language:
http://www.canikissyou.com/resources/date_rape_prevention_awareness_se xual_assault_words_we_use.htm
Links with regards hysteria over myth of false accusations:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/06/ap/national/mainD8LRJLB80.sh tml
Worse is an incident in Britain where a young woman (19?) was accused of lying about being raped (by an acquaintance on the way home from a party where drinking occurred) and committed suicide the day before new DNA evidence proved that she was telling the truth.
Her rapist was successfully charged, but I doubt it’s much consolation to her family.
Not that understanding such things will help you. It’s not like you don’t know you’re all full at the mouth, it’s just that accepting your douchbaggery will be the most painful thing any of you could do in your lives.
February 25th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
You second point here is a big damn lie and you again keep proving that you don’t know what you’re talking about. Don’t you still have some barbies to play with? They will listen to your bullshit without disagreement.
February 25th, 2007 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c404a373a8d6
No, I mean all. It is how we treat others that shapes our worth as a human beings, not our gender.
February 25th, 2007 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Thats bullshit. ‘Equality’ to you is that women get everything and men get nothing so don’t pull that one.
February 25th, 2007 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c404a373a8d6
You’re talking about radical feminism, which I do not belive in.
True feminism is about equality, I, and other true feminists, not not believe that ‘men get nothing’.
February 25th, 2007 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You’re absolutely correct. Men get 15 years or more.
February 25th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH thats the most bullshit ever. Well I think we’re all treated equally now, so what are your feminuts striving for?
Oh and Truefeminist, I direct to my article. It deals with religion, but feminism is so similar.
http://decayingsword.mabtw.com/2007/02/25/got-salvation/
February 25th, 2007 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Radical feminism, true feminism. Is there a difference?
February 25th, 2007 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: a809208582a6c
I guess. Apparently there is a difference between a whore and a prostitute too.
February 25th, 2007 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c404a373a8d6
Feminism is, and was, always about equality.
February 25th, 2007 at 5:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: a809208582a6c
Is that why all feminists were uber-sluts in their youth?
February 25th, 2007 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Sigh…
It appears that my latest comment is caught up in moderation. Either Dick is worried that you’ll all disappear in a puff of logic, or I just made him cry.
Anyhow, here is a fragment of it:
Oh Necroswordsman, you sad little cellar dweller you.
Sexual Assault is the legal term applied to rape. It was adapted so that acts such as rape by sodomy, rape with an object other than a penis, non-stranger rape, etc would be legally considered rape. This has been the case for close three decades. In fact, it is largely thanks to this term that male victims of sexual assault are able to report it, since social stigma still prevents many from using the term rape, and because for years rape was considered to be only forced penile-vaginal intercourse, effectively making it nearly impossible for men and boys to repot the crime.
Please look it up before you
startcontinue to make a spectacle of yourself online (not that you are the only offender here).February 25th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Well you said a lot here. And we can also state that most women treat men like crap though men have been much too nice to your spoiled rotten gender. Feminism isn’t, wasn’t and never was about equality.
You will never get real men to agree with that bullshit.
Feminism is full of lies and you are falling for them like so many gullible women have.
Read some truth about feminism from one wise young women here.
a Wise Woman
February 25th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
…..HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA SHE SAYS I MAKE A SPECTACLE OF MYSELF ONLINE???!! What sort of crazy bitch are you?
February 25th, 2007 at 6:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Or you tripped his spam guard. dumb bitch.
February 25th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Wow she sure thinks big of herself doesn’t she.
February 25th, 2007 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
That is an awesome blog. :)
February 25th, 2007 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Don’t they all think too highly of themselves?
Got to remember cunt power!
February 25th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Considering the source (in other words, yet another mindless misogynist twit), I’ll have to take this as an advancement towards accepting that women think. So much for those “thought coaches� you put so much stock in, eh Billy? Asshat.
Sadly, as no one has commented on the legal and ethical impact of the legal term Sexual Assault (for women as well as men), I’ll have no choice but to assume (in this case, making an ass of you rather than me) that you have yet to develop a sense of human compassion. Of course, for the most part this would be contingent on your being a fully formed human being in the first place.
As for “thinking big� of myself Necroswordsman (henceforth, limp-dicked fantasy worshiping middle schooler), it’s easy. I posses self confidence, backed by full scholarships, a rewarding (and well paying) job, and just general awesomeness.
“what kind of crazy bitch are you?”
One who obviously possesses a higher intelligence, happier mental state, higher education, and greater ability to process information than you.
Of course, considering the evidence of your limited social skills, it is obvious that none of you would ever have had personal contact with someone such as myself.
Sad for you, but funny for me.
Now, carry on whimpering. I appreciate a good laugh at your expense.
February 25th, 2007 at 8:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a809208582a6c
And I am a radioactive rabbit. I shit spiders and pee 100% pure Florida orange juice (with the pulp). In fact, I’m faster than a speeding bullet, and able to leap fat feminists in less than 4 bounds …
… and all of that is still more believable than the claims in your statement.