Dick Goes To The Colbert Report
Yesterday, I had the man pleasure of attending a taping of the Colbert Report staring Stephen Colbert. I have gone on record saying Stephen Colbert is among the top five manliest men alive, and just like anything I have said or ever will say, I stand by it.
Here’s something even manlier I didn’t know about the Colbert Report. It’s staffed almost entirely by men.
Most things in television are run by men because most things in life are run by men. Television shows are not volunteer dog pounds where girls who are already half-suicidal go to depress themselves into fucking oblivion. Television is run by men.
Here are some other things run by men:
The Hoover Dam
The Internet
Destruction Derby
This website
All of those things are massively successful and the fact that they’re packed with more Y-chromosomes than one of those Guess How Many Candies Are In This Fishbowl is no coincidence.
The Colbert Report is exactly the same.
The show has four or five camera operators, all of which are men. And not just any men; they’re big fat men. I assume you need the girth and stability of fatness to be a good camera man. It’s only logical. Women can’t use fatness to their advantage like that. The only thing a fat woman learns is how to complain while eating.
The writers of the Colbert Report are all men as well. At least all the ones I saw were. I imagine that if there are female writers on the show, at the time of the taping they were in an empty room talking about their vaginas obnoxiously or how fucking tremendous it is to be a lesbian in New York City. That’s the only thing women comedians seem to be able to fucking talk about. Women hate the gays. Apparently women from New York City hate them twice as much.
The bouncers, the guides, the warm up guy, the boom operator, the security personnel, all the way down to the fucking janitor; they’re all men on the Colbert Report. If you’re wanting to break into television, this is a perfect first step in doing so. Make sure you’re a man. Just like an awesome movie like The Wickerman or a discussion about an awesome movie like The Wickerman, if there’s a women involved, it will be ruined.
Obviously the man himself, Stephen Colbert, is a man. You could figure that out from the millions of women who want to fuck him. The same could be said for every man.
Manddendum
Colbert gleefully accepted a MenAreBetterThanWomen.com T-shirt while I was at the taping. If you’d like one of your own, I’ve linked to it below.
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April 18th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: d5d5e81288fb6
You dream.
There isn’t one western place without the plague.
April 18th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec6857e1b2c56
Gee I would give every ccent I have if he would wear the shirt on TV. It would be worth it to get rid of this witch.
April 18th, 2007 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec6857e1b2c56
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:47 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I hope you didn’t spell countries like that. We havent let it affect our culture. And soon when Prince William becomes King William, sit back and watch.
April 19th, 2007 at 5:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 51e4f2bc13e64
Bzt.
You’re in fucking dreamland.
April 19th, 2007 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
You watch. When we get a king we will be fucking put on the map. Instead of that wrinkly old hag of a queen with Tony Blair as her bitch.
April 19th, 2007 at 8:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 0eddfbff13d73
I find it ironic how you believe the appointment of a puppet king with no power will change anything.
Just like the working class in my country think electing someone who’s for “immigration reform” will stop the flood of slaves across the southern border from taking their jobs.
The only thing that solves problems is violence. Representative government is a failed experiment.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: e462fe4c77652
Um…
My boyfriend works on the show, and I know personally that a lot of women work there. Two of the writers are women, I believe, and there are quite a lot of women in very high positions.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Erika, does your boyfriend also work at the imaginary, invisible shit factory?
-Dick
July 10th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8
What’s “a lot of women” ? Is that two… two women?
lol
July 10th, 2007 at 6:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: ea146503678a7
A secretary taking notes doesn’t count as being a writer.
July 10th, 2007 at 8:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
yay! if i had a hammer i would smash patriarchy! …i found it!
July 10th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: d24dd61108133
You mean the state of america. England is great.
You are wrong. England is so much worse than America, there’s no comparison really. We can just look to England as the example of where we’re headed.
July 10th, 2007 at 9:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: d24dd61108133
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
yay! if i had a hammer i would smash patriarchy! …i found it!
Misandrist:
If you had a hammer, you could try to smash patriarchy, if you could find it. Best of luck with that.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Oh wow
I am recording that.
I’d like to see you spewing garbage not only online, but now on television!
December 4th, 2007 at 9:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Now listen, stop that shit right there between America and England.
Unlike women, we men got over the fact that we fought it out and all that.
So I favorably wave my flag here in America to my wanker friends across the pond, and say that we BOTH equally suck in the face of feminists.
However, you still talk weird, and I want my fucking tea taxes back!
December 7th, 2007 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: ee3318ac93de5
I wish I had invisible shit. You could poop in the briefcases, offices, and homes of your enemies. They’d wonder what the smell was, but they would never find the source.
December 7th, 2007 at 4:14 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
From what I hear feminism is worse in England than in the U.S. By the way the U.S. isn’t a state.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
aww so sad. I guess you’re going to have to deal with it unless you want to move to a place
Hilarious.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:47 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I grow tired of you cockstalking me on this site.