Dick Goes To The Colbert Report
Yesterday, I had the man pleasure of attending a taping of the Colbert Report staring Stephen Colbert. I have gone on record saying Stephen Colbert is among the top five manliest men alive, and just like anything I have said or ever will say, I stand by it.
Here’s something even manlier I didn’t know about the Colbert Report. It’s staffed almost entirely by men.
Most things in television are run by men because most things in life are run by men. Television shows are not volunteer dog pounds where girls who are already half-suicidal go to depress themselves into fucking oblivion. Television is run by men.
Here are some other things run by men:
The Hoover Dam
The Internet
Destruction Derby
This website
All of those things are massively successful and the fact that they’re packed with more Y-chromosomes than one of those Guess How Many Candies Are In This Fishbowl is no coincidence.
The Colbert Report is exactly the same.
The show has four or five camera operators, all of which are men. And not just any men; they’re big fat men. I assume you need the girth and stability of fatness to be a good camera man. It’s only logical. Women can’t use fatness to their advantage like that. The only thing a fat woman learns is how to complain while eating.
The writers of the Colbert Report are all men as well. At least all the ones I saw were. I imagine that if there are female writers on the show, at the time of the taping they were in an empty room talking about their vaginas obnoxiously or how fucking tremendous it is to be a lesbian in New York City. That’s the only thing women comedians seem to be able to fucking talk about. Women hate the gays. Apparently women from New York City hate them twice as much.
The bouncers, the guides, the warm up guy, the boom operator, the security personnel, all the way down to the fucking janitor; they’re all men on the Colbert Report. If you’re wanting to break into television, this is a perfect first step in doing so. Make sure you’re a man. Just like an awesome movie like The Wickerman or a discussion about an awesome movie like The Wickerman, if there’s a women involved, it will be ruined.
Obviously the man himself, Stephen Colbert, is a man. You could figure that out from the millions of women who want to fuck him. The same could be said for every man.
Manddendum
Colbert gleefully accepted a MenAreBetterThanWomen.com T-shirt while I was at the taping. If you’d like one of your own, I’ve linked to it below.
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aah as much as i hate arguing the colbert report was produced until recently by a woman. so yea i know my place as a woman but i have to call you on stupid shit dicksorry.
This guy doesn’t get it. Stephen Colbert thinks you’re fucking retarded. If you go on his show, everyone is going to think you’re an idiot. The Republicans have stopped sending their reps because Stephen’s tongue-in-cheek jokes get less subtler as time goes by.
Do you even pay attention to anything Colbert says on the Report? Most of the things he says are meant to be ridiculous, ironic, radical and sarcastic as are many of his antics. The fact that he accepted your t-shirt amuses me because it was probably meant to be a sarcastic gesture hense making fun of your radical view-points and ignorant opinions and viewpoints.
You just got burned by Colbert and didn’t even realize it.
Have you ever paid attention to Colbert when he is not actively on camera? He does not act ridiculous, ironic, radical, or sarcastic. This coming from someone who, like Dick, has actually met him.
Mr. Dick, you have to get on his show somehow, that would be MANTASTIC!
The Hoover Dam
My grandfather survived the building of the “Hoover Dam” , few survived. he later became a WW2 war hero and was in charge of ship radar in Japan… Got himself 5 golden bronze stars during that war, unlike other wars that one had an actual point.
However, I’m sure you’d love to hear about other wonderful things, like Schizoid Personality disorder and violence against his family. Luckily, he never enjoyed compliments nor criticism.
Wrong! Fat woman are not only good for complaining while eating. They are also pretty damn good at casting a shadow.
Yea much more effective then an old oak tree. However the smell is significantly worse.
I grow tired of you cockstalking me on this site.
aww so sad. I guess you’re going to have to deal with it unless you want to move to a place
Hilarious.
From what I hear feminism is worse in England than in the U.S. By the way the U.S. isn’t a state.
I wish I had invisible shit. You could poop in the briefcases, offices, and homes of your enemies. They’d wonder what the smell was, but they would never find the source.
Now listen, stop that shit right there between America and England.
Unlike women, we men got over the fact that we fought it out and all that.
So I favorably wave my flag here in America to my wanker friends across the pond, and say that we BOTH equally suck in the face of feminists.
However, you still talk weird, and I want my fucking tea taxes back!
Oh wow
I am recording that.
I’d like to see you spewing garbage not only online, but now on television!
Hilary? You are one dumb cunt.
Did you read the article? He wasn’t ON the Colbert Report. He attended a taping of the show. This means he was sitting in the audience soaking up the kickass that Colbert radiates.
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
yay! if i had a hammer i would smash patriarchy! …i found it!
Misandrist:
If you had a hammer, you could try to smash patriarchy, if you could find it. Best of luck with that.
You mean the state of america. England is great.
You are wrong. England is so much worse than America, there’s no comparison really. We can just look to England as the example of where we’re headed.
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
yay! if i had a hammer i would smash patriarchy! …i found it!
A secretary taking notes doesn’t count as being a writer.
What’s “a lot of women” ? Is that two… two women?
lol
Erika, does your boyfriend also work at the imaginary, invisible shit factory?
-Dick
Um…
My boyfriend works on the show, and I know personally that a lot of women work there. Two of the writers are women, I believe, and there are quite a lot of women in very high positions.