Dick Goes To The Colbert Report
Yesterday, I had the man pleasure of attending a taping of the Colbert Report staring Stephen Colbert. I have gone on record saying Stephen Colbert is among the top five manliest men alive, and just like anything I have said or ever will say, I stand by it.
Here’s something even manlier I didn’t know about the Colbert Report. It’s staffed almost entirely by men.
Most things in television are run by men because most things in life are run by men. Television shows are not volunteer dog pounds where girls who are already half-suicidal go to depress themselves into fucking oblivion. Television is run by men.
Here are some other things run by men:
The Hoover Dam
The Internet
Destruction Derby
This website
All of those things are massively successful and the fact that they’re packed with more Y-chromosomes than one of those Guess How Many Candies Are In This Fishbowl is no coincidence.
The Colbert Report is exactly the same.
The show has four or five camera operators, all of which are men. And not just any men; they’re big fat men. I assume you need the girth and stability of fatness to be a good camera man. It’s only logical. Women can’t use fatness to their advantage like that. The only thing a fat woman learns is how to complain while eating.
The writers of the Colbert Report are all men as well. At least all the ones I saw were. I imagine that if there are female writers on the show, at the time of the taping they were in an empty room talking about their vaginas obnoxiously or how fucking tremendous it is to be a lesbian in New York City. That’s the only thing women comedians seem to be able to fucking talk about. Women hate the gays. Apparently women from New York City hate them twice as much.
The bouncers, the guides, the warm up guy, the boom operator, the security personnel, all the way down to the fucking janitor; they’re all men on the Colbert Report. If you’re wanting to break into television, this is a perfect first step in doing so. Make sure you’re a man. Just like an awesome movie like The Wickerman or a discussion about an awesome movie like The Wickerman, if there’s a women involved, it will be ruined.
Obviously the man himself, Stephen Colbert, is a man. You could figure that out from the millions of women who want to fuck him. The same could be said for every man.
Manddendum
Colbert gleefully accepted a MenAreBetterThanWomen.com T-shirt while I was at the taping. If you’d like one of your own, I’ve linked to it below.
Related Articles:
April 12th, 2007 at 6:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
Jon > Stephen
April 12th, 2007 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a06cee2bef7b
He seems like my kind of guy to look up too.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6212454bf5d15
Big surprise Female likes the pussy of fake news.
April 13th, 2007 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
where does the “affirmitive action law” come into play here? lol
April 13th, 2007 at 2:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 6bfe86e6391fb
does every 1 wanna know who dick really is???
he’s a fat ugly loser who lives at home with his mother!
and im guessing any 1 who actually reads and agrees with this shit is probably the same. u should respect women because u need us! if we werent around u wouldnt even exsist. pfft what a pack ov losers i should contact authorities about this website. if u treat women like this in real life they wouldnt touch u with a 10 foot pole, omg who would make ur dinner and iron ur XXXL t-shirt.
losers u bunch of wankers
April 13th, 2007 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 513a7acb7c327
If men weren’t around we wouldn’t be here either, dumbass. Not only that but the civilization that allows you the safety and freedom to mouth off to complete strangers under the protection of anonymity in a place you’re not supposed to be without fear of reprisal would never have existed. Remember that, little girl. For every day you don’t have to live in a cave, eating insects and fleeing in terror from anything with teeth bigger than yours, you remember that and thank whatever god you worship that men are around to allow you a quality of life that most of the world can only dream of.
April 13th, 2007 at 5:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 53735fcedf6a0
Contact the authorities immediately, Samantha!
April 13th, 2007 at 8:01 am - IP Man-Hash: fa83da6a578e2
*looks at walls* No more room for tally marks. Its like the wall is all black. Are there this many sad sad lonely women in the world?
April 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 860d396ce949d
That’s debatable. Every 45 seconds a woman is raped, 1 in 3 women are sexually assaulted at one point and etc. Most convicted rapists aren’t put in prison. I wouldn’t call that safety when it’s men who continue to hurt women and men who keep rapists safe from prison and men who come on websites like this and defend the rapist. I wouldn’t call it freedom when a woman can’t even walk alone without watching her back. If you even attempt to open a history book you’ll notice a trend. Men not only hurt women, but men hurt other men as well. You can’t say men are the ones who created that freedom since men created the freesom to rape women in the first place. It’s more upon the lines of “rape is okay” and then saying “rape is wrong”. The men who reversed such laws that they created doesn’t make them heroes or protectors. For example, if I was in power and I decided “let’s make cannibalism legal” and then decided to reverse that right would you point to me for you’re freedom? I think not.
This applies to what I said above as well, although I don’t see why women would thank men for their survival. Some simple research on anthropology would show you that human survival was dependant upon women and men.
April 13th, 2007 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Someone has to hord what others hunt…
April 13th, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 860d396ce949d
Actually, humans were never hunters, they were scavenger-gatherers. If you look at many primitive cultures you’ll notice that many tribes have women as the scavenger-gatherers.
April 13th, 2007 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 139b502a327ba
James, I have to disagree with you on every point. Try having a female accuse you of rape when she changes her mind about you in the morning.
It’s the same concept with everything about women.
April 13th, 2007 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 7a6c093a2f50f
I say some men go out tonight.. get drunk.. then get laid and in the morning call the cops and say you were raped by the woman.
April 13th, 2007 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 139b502a327ba
Imagine if the police laughed just as hard at women who claim rape as they would if any man actually went through with this plan. Puts a smile on my face.
April 13th, 2007 at 10:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 7a6c093a2f50f
Soon they will.. as with cameras having video capability their skanky behaviors will be recorded for the police to look at.
“Is this not you making out with 4 guys that evening miss.. and flashing your chest at the camera.. and leading out that drunk man by his hand to that cab while making out with him?”
“yes.. but I was drunk.. so he took advantage of me”
“Ma’am… if your caught drinking and driving.. you goto jail.. being intoxicated is no excuse for your behavior”
April 13th, 2007 at 11:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f05590bdc6bc
James, just because you don’t like evolutionary history doesn’t mean you can make up bullshit without evidence… unless you’re a woman.
If you’re talking about extremely early hominids, then yes both sexes were hunter-scavengers. But when men started hunting, the species grew powerful brains extremely quick and shifted the balance of sexual power that has not changed except for the socialist engineering dreams of feminists and their bisexual sadists in government.
Of course, men are just as good at governance as we are killing and eating protein and destroying nations. We just have to get back into it and take back what’s ours. If not, we’ll simply destroy it.