Dick Responds: The Mid-Wife Crisis
Marriage is a daily compromise of your money, time, and happiness for the senseless whims of some unpredictable bitch who stopped maturing when she started menstruating.
Short version: Fuck marriage.
Today, I have a new reason why none of you men should get married. And that reason comes from the last place you would ever expect: Oprah Magazine.
Gentlemen, I present the Mid-Wife Crisis. Get ready to see a journalist package self-loathing and selfishness as introspection — and then sell that shit to the dumbest bunch of cows on Earth: readers of Oprah Magazine.
Read this for a reason to say, “I don’t.”
This post is a reply to an article published in Oprah Magazine entitled, “She’s happily married, dreaming of divorce.”
What is a Mid-Wife Crisis?
Oprah Magazine calls a “Mid-Wife Crisis” a “period of high irritation” lasting “one to two decades”, in which a married woman is nagged by lingering regrets over her marriage. During this time she constructively “resents the shit out of her husband”, “acts like a little cunt”, and “makes life bitchy and miserable for anyone who gives a shit about her stupid ass.” One to two decades? That means your average Oprah wife is a grumpy, passive-aggressive princess for twice as long as her average marriage!
A “Mid-Wife Crisis” can more easily be explained as every man’s worst nightmare: a sexless marriage that can only be solved by writing a big fucking check.
Today, I’m going to explore this phenomenon as experienced by Ellen Tien of Oprah Magazine. I’m sure you will see (as I have) that all this bullshit is nothing more than the half-assed rantings of a neurotic, 30-something whore who thinks her husband owes her personal happiness.
Your husband is not your personal fucking Santa Claus, Ellen. It’s not his fault you’re miserable. It’s just his fault you have a roof over your head while you pout. Happiness is like orgasms. If you don’t work for it, you don’t get any.
How Can I Have a Mid-Wife Crisis?
In her shitty article, Ellen quotes a small sample of minor grievances and narcissistic assumptions as evidence to support her husband’s general “crapness”. In theory, it is the forced acceptance of this “crapness” through publishing that ultimately validates her own projected feelings of worthlessness. But I’ll get to that later.
“I contemplate divorce every day. It tugs on my sleeve each morning when my husband, Will, greets me in his chipper, smug morning-person voice, because after 16 years of waking up together, he still hasn’t quite pieced out that I’m not viable before 10 a.m.” -Ellen Tien
Fuck you, bitch. Get out of bed and be glad someone wants to see your fucked-up, ugly ass before Maybelline takes ten years off.
Cunt Buttons
“Not being a morning person” is what I call a Cunt Button. And it’s a collection of these arbitrary Cunt Buttons that make up every woman’s personality. For example, some women “really care about the environment”. That’s a Cunt Button. If you hit it, said girl will act like a total bitch because you left the faucet running for thirty seconds while you brushed your fucking teeth. Big deal. If saving Mother Earth is so important, why don’t you turn your car off at stop lights?
Because women are never cunts to themselves.
Not being a “morning person” is another Cunt Button; one that is commonly found alongside a fanatically practiced morning coffee routine and a confusion between confidence and arrogance. They hand these out in a combo pack at the same place women pick up their Barbie Briefcases. It’s no surprise that Ellen has the first at least!
Fuck your husband for wanting to see you in the morning, right honey? I’m with you. He fucked up by marrying your ass in the first place. Just look at the difference a ring makes.
Married Women Are Old
Here’s another gem.
“…with our 21st-century access to youth …we are still visually tolerable if not downright irresistible when we’re 30 or 35 or 40.” -Ellen Tien
False. None of you fucking broads are worth shit after 26. I’ll humor you to get head. I’ll say whatever it takes to fuck. But not one of you is irresistible. You’re just desperate. To girls with a choice, there’s a difference.
A woman’s self-esteem is maintained by continually burning cash — sometimes by shoving it directly into her ass. Once they’ve been married for a few years, women are so desperate for a free drink, they’ll let any loser with a credit card line up some shots. That’s the grace and beauty of an unmarried 40 year old woman.
Don’t Eat Shit
“Marriage and its cruel cohort, fidelity, are a lot to expect from anyone, much less from swift-flying us.” -Ellen Tien
Women all want to see themselves as whatever would happen if you bred Lucy Lawless with Tina Fey. Some Amazonian freak who’s inner strength was matched only by her inner beauty which was also matched by her inner irresistible quirkiness. And this myth of the over-acheiving, hyper-independant Woman 2.0 is never more prevalent as it is in journalism.
The truth is, women are just as incompetent today as they were fifty years ago. And they’re ten times as desperate for a man. Fuck, today’s modern girl considers herself a spinster at the age of 23. As well she should! If she hasn’t gotten at least one proposal before daddy’s done paying for college, panic sets in like crows feet.
Infidelity and the Call of the Slut is the last refuge of a desperate woman trying to convince herself that she’s having a good time. Women hate sex. It’s easy for them to get and since men will pay for it, it’s a loss if they don’t cash in on the highest bid.
Calling women sluts when they sleep around is like calling Mike Tyson a dickhead for beating up a random guy. Yes ladies, we get it. You’re great boxers. But you’re still fucking sluts. Men sleeping around is like a new Rocky sequel. You know he’s gonna win, but he’s still gonna work his goddamn ass off.
Children: Tools To Shame
“I watch in frustration as my son desperately tries to talk to Will through a newspaper or computer screen or whatever other large, flat surfaces fathers place between themselves and filial communication, and yet I know in my heart that I would be mightily hard-pressed to remove this father from his son’s house.”
Fuck you, Ellen. Children talk about dumb bullshit all day. You can listen to every forth sentence and still know exactly what they’re talking about. If it’s not some goddamn toy they want, it’s some goddamn toy they don’t like. And if it’s not that then it’s something they want attention for. Maybe constant attention isn’t something today’s children need.
When you tell children everything they shit out is a work of art, they turn into mumbling, mush-mouth little pussies who can’t deal with real life. Ellen, you don’t even know how to be a mother properly so shut your goddamn pie hole. Why not learn the basics of motherhood before trying your Papa Hat on and internationally criticizing a man who’s doing a perfectly fine job of ignoring your chatty little brat.
How to be a Mother:
Rule #1 Don’t Remove the Fucking Father
Children without fathers are 100% more likely to fail than their fatherful brethren. We all know that Genius is 1% Inspiration and 99% Perspiration. But what we don’t know is that Perspiration is 1% having seen the movie Die Hard and 99% having a fucking father around to piss you off. That’s what fathers do. They make you a little pissed off and that makes you kick ass.
“But what if the father is abusive, Dick! That makes your generalized statement wrong in one extreme case, you gay queer. How does it feel to be wrong? Call me!”
If the father is abusive, so is the mother. How the fuck do you think he got there? Either way the kid’s fucked.
Fuck You, Ellen Tien
The real reason all you selfish, con artist wives out there “silently” resent your husbands for one to two decades is because you’re disappointments as wives and mothers and you fucking know it. Get him before he gets you. That’s the game. And there’s no more womanly way to do that than by keeping track of minor grievances.
But you’re women. Why realize any of this and fix it when you could just blame the nearest man, take half his money, and get some dick on the side when circumstances get beyond your control. Right, Ellen? When Oprah Magazine is your conscience, you can sign your own report card.
You know what, don’t, “Fuck you, Ellen Tien.” You’re just a writer filling pages between tampon ads of an emotional smut rag targeted towards the world’s biggest cash cow: American women. Don’t get me wrong, women all over the world are just as stupid as American women — and hate responsibility just as much — there just aren’t as many of them and international distribution is a pain in the ass.
Oprah
Instead, fuck you Oprah. I fucked your psychiatrist. I’ll fuck you too.
Marriage is Retirement for Women
The reason not-so-happily married women don’t work for their own happiness is because women see marriage as retirement.
That’s why the number of bridal magazines outnumber finance magazines 140 to 97. They’re both covering the same thing: retirement, women just need extra instruction. Men are better than women.
Manclusion: The “Good Woman”
Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a “good woman” and I would shut my ass up — and possibly feel stupid for saying so many hilarious and 100% true things all these years. I want all you men to look at the woman who wrote this article. She’s clearly “good” enough to maintain a job as a writer. She’s clearly “good” enough to not be swinging around a pole for dollar bills ya’ll. She’s clearly “good” enough to think she’s not a skank. But how good is a “good” woman really?
Any woman with a Mid-Wife Crisis is a petulant little bitch who can’t accept that being happy isn’t someone else’s responsibility. It’s not a husband’s responsibility to make his fucking wife happy. It’s a husband’s responsibility to not act like a dickhead on purpose.
Apparently, a “good woman” isn’t good enough to realize that. Way to go Phil. You really fucking nailed that one.
She’s happily married, dreaming of divorce.
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Dick…masterful…What a comple fucking bitch Ellen Tien is…I mean COMPLETE FUCKING BITCH…I think she must be the fucking doppelganger for my ex-wife…
How to be a good mother? Rule 1#. Don’t kick the fucking father out when he’s a good father. Pure gold.
I hope you make a million fucking dollars and convince every intelligent man in this planet to never get fucking married because in 10-15 years this is exactly what your wife will be thinking and she will steal your kids from you and use them as weapons against you to fuck you over for money for godddamn sure.
Marriage! For fuck-sake don’t do it!!
(Married 18 years)
best article ever…
“Happiness is like orgasms. If you don’t work for it, you don’t get any.”
So true!
This is your best post in awhile.
One of, if not my favorite article thus far. Bravo Dick, bravo.
Great article!! I love it when your new stuff pops up in my RSS. So many good and true points, can’t go through them all. Keep it up!
Ellen Tien is a fucking bitch. I hope her husband grows some balls then takes his kids and leaves that cunt.
Dick, you nailed it again man. I always look forward to your articles, and especially your voice mails.
Just wanted to let you know that you have a small error in this article. You said that fatherless children are more likely to fail than their fatherless brethren. The second group should not be labeled fatherless because they have fathers.
Please keep up the manly fucking work. Men are better than women.
Easy fix.
-Dick
As long as we are proofreading, under ‘Married women are old’, fix ‘I’ll humor your to get head.’. It is like a small paint chip that has flaked off an otherwise brilliant manaissance masterpiece.
first comment. bitches.
How the fuck are you guys so fast?
-Dick
We are so fast because we are men. We think at breakneck speed which allows us to complete complicated tasks like brain surgery in short amounts of time.
You realize, Tyler, that surgeons are the least respected members of the medical community, don’t you? Their skills are only marginally greater than that required by a mechanic, and far less than the skill and reasoning required by a specialist or GP. And men tend to become surgeons at a far greater rate than women (much less thinking involved). And while men and women matriculate as physicians at approximately the same rate, women consistently score higher on the MCATs then men do.
Maybe if you slowed down that “breakneck speed”, you might achieve something of greater value than replying quickly to some intercrap.
Then I suppose it shouldn’t be too difficult for you to perform brain surgery. Since it’s such a basic job.
Aw man, that’s so cheap. Come on, you can do better than that. Google up something witty.
Oh, that WAS rather witty… and you’d earn a lot more as a surgeon than you do as a professional MABTW poster. Tough at the top, isn’t it?
See, the fact that you think that was witty is why you will be portrayed by Verne Troyer in MABTW: The Movie.
And it is really sort of sad that the only thing you think is of value is a person’s income.
I hope Dick Masterson increases your rate to three bucks an hour for all this sterling work. Seldom have I seen such professional dedication.
Professional MABTW poster…damn, that would make a cool t-shirt. The only reason you’d think Tyler’s comment is witty is because, and I’m sorry to break it to you, you’re pretty dull yourself.
That actually would be a pretty rocking t-shirt. If Dick pays heed and produces, I think I’ll ask for one for Christmas.
I’ll recommend Dick raises it to four bucks. We now get witless responses in stereo and in under a minute.
Tough at the top, hmmm? Those pink-collar employers must be SO interested in your high-powered contributions.
Mid-Wife crisis Magnolia? What makes you even more stupid than most women is that you come on this site pretending to disagree only to be seeking attention. We know how women’s minds work Magnolia, and it’s fucking pathetic.
I can’t relate to anything that Ellen-whatever-’whack job’ is drivelling on about, nor do I care. She lost me after the second sentence. More openness about what marriage really entails might cut through the hormonal stupor known as ‘the pair bond’. Baby-making is big time fun, but the financial and psychological aftermath of it is…(evidence is overwhelming)…unhappy for men and women.
Contracts, contracts and more contracts and lawyers ahead of the procedure would strain out some of the suckers, maybe.
Nature likes for it to hit you when you’re young & dumb.
You’re kidding right? I would NEVER let a women surgeon do anything to me. There’s so much room for fuck up are you kidding me? I never knew it was so easy to fucking operate on people… Maybe next I should catch King Crab in Alaskan waters cause that’s a fucking cake walk too..
To the malignant dripping cunt Magnolia,
I would never let a woman ‘doctor’ near me either. Magnolia is a disgusting whore. This bitch needs to fuck off. She’s not welcome, she is roundly condemned as a matter of fact. A fucking GP’s job is nothing compared to a surgeon you stupid fucking bitch, GP’s a just big pharma shills, they’ll hand out antibiotic scripts for every fucking thing that comes in.
You’re a cunt. A malignant cunt. So cut yourself out of this forum bitch. Man she is one obnoxious cunt and I can’t wait until she gets sick of us and goes back sucking dick or whatever the fuck she does when she is not here.
Women ‘outperforming’ men on ANY kind of exam in the world can just be put down to the general malaise men feel at even investing in a future in the fucking post feminist hellhole of malignant cunts that this society is. Men don’t have anything to prove, women do, as evidenced by your constant spewing of unreferenced ‘facts’… men have been proving their superiority since the dawn of man.
Fake men such as yourself magnolia can do little but ape our capabilities, and present to us feeble rip offs of careers men forged for decades and centuries. The fact that we might ‘underperform’ in various tests in the early 2000s is merely a function of the myriad doomsday scenarios that have come to pass for man in our time such as:
the workplace is a hostile litigious minefield with sluts dressed like they are going out to suck cock.
the family is a temporary precarious seesaw where men have been emasculated by the feminist infiltrated court system where our sons and the fruit of decades of wage slavery can be stolen on the say so of one cheating whore
and you have the fucking gall to fucking chalk our lack of enthusiasm to study for a fucking exam up to your alleged biological superiority?
How about facing the most disempowered precarious fucking future, where a fucking smiling loose cunted cunt can ruin your life without being required to show any cause whatsoever, and then you can fucking sit down with me on an even playing field and take a fucking exam ok you stupid fucking cunt.
The family suffers, you women suffer, all because you’ve turned into the most beastly cunts imaginable.
Of course you don’t care about children suffering or men suffering you’ve proven that.
So expect to be superseded by immigrant women you fucking cunt. You can play doctor and compare test scores all day and come home to your tv dinner and your fucking cats. You can save up all your power salary earnings for a nice nursing home to care for your lonely childless ass. Because the fact that we don’t care about a god damn thing that comes out of your polluted mind, and the fact that we intend on staying well away from your kind belies a sadness in regard to what women have degenerated into, that is, slutty cunts with their eyes on some madness driven fake man pseudocareer while the time honored craft of motherhood goes down the fucking toilet with the load of stranger come that you just shat out, and you’ve lost focus on the future of mankind, the future of children and the future of the world and are just the most neurotic, youth obsessed makeup trawled assholes, who have absolutely no clue how to remain personally stable let alone keep a family stable, you are worthless apart from some cheap sensory entertainment. And that is one hell of a fall from grace.
I don’t have any respect for what you think you can ‘achieve’ because you are simply achieving it at the expense of something that was WAY more important, and you are just doing a job that was already being done anyway, and better.
You’ve been brainwashed. Men didn’t spend the patriarchy centuries thinking what they did for money was the fucking be all and end all, they actually valued the fact that their children were in a stable family, so natural, so wholesome they probably even took it for granted, they would tip their hat to women on the street, other men’s wives, and open the train carriage door for them, these days I wouldn’t spew on your face if it was on fire, and I would be glad if you fell under the fucking train.
Why? because there is such a fucking thing as the sanctity of the family. It’s how we all got passed up through the generations safely with housing and food and love and a sense of identity.
And when you took a wife, 35 guys hadn’t been through her cunt because women knew that cunt was a sacred reproductive organ, with pleasurable qualities that could only strengthen monogamy.
It’s never been ‘easy’ for a man to provide for his family, this is why we die on average a few years younger, because we have always been worked harder by the social order.
Given you are an obnoxious scientistic atheist cunt devoid of any spiritual awe at the sanctity of life or its wonder, you won’t understand when I say I would lock stock and barrel sign up in a heartbeat for life as a christian farmer in the nineteenth century I would do it in a second. 12 hours in the fields every day, respect from ladies and gentlemen of my community on a sunday morning as we talk and catch up in front of church, we file in, reflect on our blessings and plenty and return to our homesteads with our healthy children and our beloved wife and mother of our children. She also has the respect of the community you see.
Back then when there was community, not some fucking global industrial hellhole of hypercompetitive me me me fuckheads atomized without a community, consisting of a life of 9 to 5 careerism in mindless positions that increase the net misery of mankind more than leaving any lasting betterment for any community, with neglected fat fucking depressed kids gulping down soda and antidepressants playing xbox not giving a fuck while mommy fucking bitches about how she got a better test score than a man on the medical entrance exam while having a total of 6 hours a week leisure time to impress anything apart from cuntdom on said fat kids.
Oh and then its time for her to make your 20 years at the office count for zip by ripping away hundreds of thousands of dollars and your children from you on a whim, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Oh and then it is time to go down to the market and see she is dating Mark, remember him, he was the 36th guy who had boned the mother of your first born son, the one who now is being subjected to his mother ragging on his father every single day, ‘your father is a deadbeat loser’….
and you think you are fucking ‘worth something’ for having a fucking better test score than a man on anythiing bitch?
you’re nothing. You’re like a female homo sapiens body, with an alive brain, an alive heart, but both have been taken over be some great evil, and you’re no longer a valuable member of any society, any society with a future that is.
No society where 50% of the inhabitants are uppity cunts and 50% of the inhabitants are emasculated frustrated depressed men with no ability to safely enter into ANY social contract whether it be in a workplace or the family home or the matrimonial bed, no society like this has a future. These are the last days.
Ideally every western man should move overseas and enjoy the delayed end times some place else, because living in the west is like watching 9/11 live in CNN every single moment… except with entertainment news ad breaks.
If my parents were dead, and I didn’t love my siblings… I would be out of here. I fucking hate you.
Modern western women, are the devil incarnate there is no two ways about them, actually there is three ways usually.
The three way you heard your wife had in college.
Wow! you can take 86 cocks and make record grades on the test! wow! we need some more man clones for the industrial wasteland office towers ladies! THAT’S WHAT WE NEED, WE DON’T NEED WHAT YOU USED TO DO AT ALL, NO!
No our kids are doing just fine without decent mothering, yeah, psychiatric labels are not proliferating at all, psych drug use in kids isn’t proliferating either, school shootings, delinquency, crime, it’s just fine, oh and 39 year old maternal DNA is so healthy for having a first child.
Hell, I bet if you went back to the dawn of homo sapiens in the paleolithic times, you would see that all first born children were born to 43 year old women, and they continued to work like that for hundreds of thousands of years,
as a matter of fact the DNA that lets us live to 80 today is a result of thousands of generations of human beings that were incubated in 40 year old female bodies! and in the future when all the kids start getting MS and cancer because of the crusty contraceptive pill and antidepressant laden 40 year old DNA that was used to create them, breathing diesel fumes on long commutes to the ‘career’ from 22 to 40 from mommy’s dreams of climbing the corporate ladder and selling more nikes for the firm….
yeah women are worth spitting on.
Right, let me create a toxic baby with 40 year old DNA, twice as old as the average homo sapiens reproductive age for tens of thousands of generations, let me feed it tv dinner cause her mom’s too tired from running focus groups in the board room and suing someone for looking down her fucking low cut blouse.
You are fucking cunts. Magnolia you are the worst cunt there is. You’re nothing. You’re contemptible, nothing less, nothing more.
You are only good for a hate fuck.
Not even a fuck, a hate fuck. If you think you’ve never been hate fucked already think again.
There is no hope of winning the crap shoot that is trying to begin a stable life / family / net worth with a modern western CUNT. Do not even consider it.
There is no hope of enjoying your time in a work place with these maggots.
There is no hope of even sport fucking them without being subject to diseases, and just generally having moments of pause where you are disgusted in the whores they are.
Women are the most short sighted fucking selfish motherless cunts these days it just simply isn’t funny anymore. It is beyond all reason and sanity.
Men, and women, once upon a time, actually cared about the future of their families, communities, and the human race generally.
Nowadays, bitches care about themselves, glaciers, and racing to the top of a ladder that for men, has collapsible fucking rungs on it that can fall anytime ms. cunt says when.
This gender war wasn’t started by men who wanted to keep their toes in women’s fucking faces all day. There was a street you could walk down where people had respect for each other, and family was king, not man, not woman, but family, and future.
Now I walk down the street, I see some g string clad whore in tight jeans with a fucking god awful scowl on her face, an obnoxious attitude and voice barking down a cell phone, and you just know its been less than 12 hours since she had a dick in her mouth. You know exactly what she would have looked like with a dick in her mouth because you see women with dicks in their mouths all the time these days… you know she pounds her liver with drinks every weekend possibly even four nights a week, she pounds her DNA with pills and pseudoscientific acne creams and toxic not tested on animals (which is soooo smart) makeup, and she doesn’t even intend on using her reproductive organs until she is forty.
Of couse you look at her figure and if she is not fat, you know she will be soon, and that she has played host to at least 20 cocks.
And you think to yourself ‘hey I know nature made me attracted to the female form, to the soft skin and shape of its body and long hair etc…. and I see this figure and I sort of yeah, would fuck it, but really its a toxic pile of shit that I wouldn’t even stop to kick’
Like a half eaten mouldy meatball left on the street in the gutter, this cunt struts her too good stuff down the fucking street. She’s worth nothing of course. A toxic dip of the tea bag notwithstanding.
There was a time when I would have dipped my cap to the lady. And put my trenchcoat over a puddle of water for her… or handed her my umbrella while I got a soaking.
No I just look at her like i’m looking at a half melted away dead cat on the road filled with maggots. Nothing to see here but what could have been. The hardware is there, but the software seems to have been written by germaine greer or some shit, and this shit ain’t pretty.
Buy stocks in mental health drug companies. Buy stocks in law firms. Buy stocks in private prisons.
The age of the malignant cunt is well and truly upon us.
All women have breast cancer and cunt cancer already.
There is no motherly bosom, no loving feminine being, none exists. Nothing but cancer.
Global stress levels on your body throughout life are linked to cancer boys, so fucking marry a foreigner or move to a foreign land. It could not be crazier than this land here.
You might even get to buy land for your family and have some confidence there will even be a family on it in ten years that includes you.
If I had brain cancer, and a male surgeon had told me I only had a little while left, I would find Magnolia, any which way I would find her IP address, find her, and fucking disable her, disfigure her, learn her, violate her with a loaded gun, soak her in gasoline, scare her to within an inch of her life, and then ensure that she lived the rest of her life as quadriplegic without a voice box, unable to tell, unable to ask, unable to suicide, I really would.
Is there ANYTHING more obnoxious than some cunt who makes comments about women scoring higher on medical exams? Oh my fucking god. Does she have any understanding of the fucking climate of this society for men this decade? or last? obviously not, because like a typical cocksucking shortsighted cunt that she is, she doesn’t think past today.
I find this society so fucking futureless, so fucking hopeless that it has brightened my day inexorably to fantasize about doing a little voicebox and spinal surgery on magnolia.
We would see how much respect you would have for surgeons after that wouldn’t we.
I fucking, fucking, fucking hate you, you meaningless twat. I am no longer going to read a single thing you write on here. I can scan the top of the post, and if says its by you, I don’t partake.
I really am sick of you malignant cunts. You are nothing. Nothing. You plan on offering us, society, the community, the future, NOTHING. You are going to give us what? a half assed mothered child with 40 year old DNA? that you palm off to daycare while you win jeopardy with your quick facts about women’s test scores?
fuck you. You malignant cunt. Sharing the planet with the pieces of environmental waste that are you and your ’sisters’ is nothing short of a breathtaking way to cheapen and degrade all that it means to be human and alive in this universe on this planet.
Nothing short of cheapens it. And spits on it, spits on and cheapens the human experience just to even fathom that ridiculous monstrosities like you even exist, to come on here and spew facts about medical test scores when your entire gender has turned its back on the family are you fucking kidding me? You’re appalling, there is no rhyme or reason to a god damn thing you cunts fucking do. I’ve got more respect for the commandant of auschwitz, at least he had a system and a plan. You motherfucking cunts are just out there like bulls in the china shop ‘armed’ with your fucking useless fucking arguments and bullshit fucking programmed fucking fembot spew, with nothing to say that can rescue humanity from the pits of hell that we are driving headlong into ever since you commandeered the vehicle, stole the justice system, stole all that was holy about the way our families were sacred and the pillar of our future…. you are nothing but a ditch for come.
You see I don’t actually want you to be a ditch for come… I’d rather I could tip my hat to you, but instead me and the boys are gonna pass the hat around, spunk in it, and give you a straw, film it in HD and put it on red tube ok?
I’m gonna go to sleep thinking about the noise your fucking skull would make if my fist connected with it several dozen times.
VAGNOLIA IS A FRAUD.
The cunt was outed today and humiliated herself beyond all recognition today. Panicked and rapid-fire posting like an attention whore on speed , in heat.
What a human tragedy.
This marker is the last comment in that thread. Just scroll up and you can have yourself a good laugh at that idiot cunt.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sexual-harassment-deal-with-it/#c omment-293524
SHE IS SO FUCKING OWNED.
Menaredefinitelybetterthanwomen.
@ Magnolia
The MCAT tests are heavily female-biased tests with 50% of the whole test devoted to writing and verbal reasoning, nothing whatsoever is devoted to male orientated skills such as logical reasoning. As for surgeons being the least respected profession in the medical department, tell that to a plastic surgeon or a neuro surgeon who has to remove a tumour from your brain stem without touching any one of the million nerves, within half a minute while trying to get cardiologists to reconstruct punctured blood vessels which will bleed you to death in a few minutes.
You are one dumb fuck.
That was quite an awesome post SMahy. I loved every word of it.
Yeah, he should write a book and put it on http://www.scribd.com or something so men can get it.
I’ve met women doctors who are scary in their incompetence. I’ve met some good ones too, but there is a certainly a sense of relief when you see that your doctor for the day is going to be Dr John Whiteman and not some nasty battle axe or sinbad or prasad or Charlie Wong or affimtiv akshin bruvva or whatever.
Fuck yeah
You do realize Magnolia’s right about the relative respect accorded surgeons, don’t you?
Why with all the lobotomies surely being done on women in an attempt to equalize their logic-induced manifestations with ours, even in extreme cases where the surgeon fucks up and destroys the brain, there’s no net loss.
We’re men. Come on Dick, of all people, you should know that! Great article!