Dick Responds: The Mid-Wife Crisis
Marriage is a daily compromise of your money, time, and happiness for the senseless whims of some unpredictable bitch who stopped maturing when she started menstruating.
Short version: Fuck marriage.
Today, I have a new reason why none of you men should get married. And that reason comes from the last place you would ever expect: Oprah Magazine.
Gentlemen, I present the Mid-Wife Crisis. Get ready to see a journalist package self-loathing and selfishness as introspection — and then sell that shit to the dumbest bunch of cows on Earth: readers of Oprah Magazine.
Read this for a reason to say, “I don’t.”
This post is a reply to an article published in Oprah Magazine entitled, “She’s happily married, dreaming of divorce.”
What is a Mid-Wife Crisis?
Oprah Magazine calls a “Mid-Wife Crisis” a “period of high irritation” lasting “one to two decades”, in which a married woman is nagged by lingering regrets over her marriage. During this time she constructively “resents the shit out of her husband”, “acts like a little cunt”, and “makes life bitchy and miserable for anyone who gives a shit about her stupid ass.” One to two decades? That means your average Oprah wife is a grumpy, passive-aggressive princess for twice as long as her average marriage!
A “Mid-Wife Crisis” can more easily be explained as every man’s worst nightmare: a sexless marriage that can only be solved by writing a big fucking check.
Today, I’m going to explore this phenomenon as experienced by Ellen Tien of Oprah Magazine. I’m sure you will see (as I have) that all this bullshit is nothing more than the half-assed rantings of a neurotic, 30-something whore who thinks her husband owes her personal happiness.
Your husband is not your personal fucking Santa Claus, Ellen. It’s not his fault you’re miserable. It’s just his fault you have a roof over your head while you pout. Happiness is like orgasms. If you don’t work for it, you don’t get any.
How Can I Have a Mid-Wife Crisis?
In her shitty article, Ellen quotes a small sample of minor grievances and narcissistic assumptions as evidence to support her husband’s general “crapness”. In theory, it is the forced acceptance of this “crapness” through publishing that ultimately validates her own projected feelings of worthlessness. But I’ll get to that later.
“I contemplate divorce every day. It tugs on my sleeve each morning when my husband, Will, greets me in his chipper, smug morning-person voice, because after 16 years of waking up together, he still hasn’t quite pieced out that I’m not viable before 10 a.m.” -Ellen Tien
Fuck you, bitch. Get out of bed and be glad someone wants to see your fucked-up, ugly ass before Maybelline takes ten years off.
Cunt Buttons
“Not being a morning person” is what I call a Cunt Button. And it’s a collection of these arbitrary Cunt Buttons that make up every woman’s personality. For example, some women “really care about the environment”. That’s a Cunt Button. If you hit it, said girl will act like a total bitch because you left the faucet running for thirty seconds while you brushed your fucking teeth. Big deal. If saving Mother Earth is so important, why don’t you turn your car off at stop lights?
Because women are never cunts to themselves.
Not being a “morning person” is another Cunt Button; one that is commonly found alongside a fanatically practiced morning coffee routine and a confusion between confidence and arrogance. They hand these out in a combo pack at the same place women pick up their Barbie Briefcases. It’s no surprise that Ellen has the first at least!
Fuck your husband for wanting to see you in the morning, right honey? I’m with you. He fucked up by marrying your ass in the first place. Just look at the difference a ring makes.
Married Women Are Old
Here’s another gem.
“…with our 21st-century access to youth …we are still visually tolerable if not downright irresistible when we’re 30 or 35 or 40.” -Ellen Tien
False. None of you fucking broads are worth shit after 26. I’ll humor you to get head. I’ll say whatever it takes to fuck. But not one of you is irresistible. You’re just desperate. To girls with a choice, there’s a difference.
A woman’s self-esteem is maintained by continually burning cash — sometimes by shoving it directly into her ass. Once they’ve been married for a few years, women are so desperate for a free drink, they’ll let any loser with a credit card line up some shots. That’s the grace and beauty of an unmarried 40 year old woman.
Don’t Eat Shit
“Marriage and its cruel cohort, fidelity, are a lot to expect from anyone, much less from swift-flying us.” -Ellen Tien
Women all want to see themselves as whatever would happen if you bred Lucy Lawless with Tina Fey. Some Amazonian freak who’s inner strength was matched only by her inner beauty which was also matched by her inner irresistible quirkiness. And this myth of the over-acheiving, hyper-independant Woman 2.0 is never more prevalent as it is in journalism.
The truth is, women are just as incompetent today as they were fifty years ago. And they’re ten times as desperate for a man. Fuck, today’s modern girl considers herself a spinster at the age of 23. As well she should! If she hasn’t gotten at least one proposal before daddy’s done paying for college, panic sets in like crows feet.
Infidelity and the Call of the Slut is the last refuge of a desperate woman trying to convince herself that she’s having a good time. Women hate sex. It’s easy for them to get and since men will pay for it, it’s a loss if they don’t cash in on the highest bid.
Calling women sluts when they sleep around is like calling Mike Tyson a dickhead for beating up a random guy. Yes ladies, we get it. You’re great boxers. But you’re still fucking sluts. Men sleeping around is like a new Rocky sequel. You know he’s gonna win, but he’s still gonna work his goddamn ass off.
Children: Tools To Shame
“I watch in frustration as my son desperately tries to talk to Will through a newspaper or computer screen or whatever other large, flat surfaces fathers place between themselves and filial communication, and yet I know in my heart that I would be mightily hard-pressed to remove this father from his son’s house.”
Fuck you, Ellen. Children talk about dumb bullshit all day. You can listen to every forth sentence and still know exactly what they’re talking about. If it’s not some goddamn toy they want, it’s some goddamn toy they don’t like. And if it’s not that then it’s something they want attention for. Maybe constant attention isn’t something today’s children need.
When you tell children everything they shit out is a work of art, they turn into mumbling, mush-mouth little pussies who can’t deal with real life. Ellen, you don’t even know how to be a mother properly so shut your goddamn pie hole. Why not learn the basics of motherhood before trying your Papa Hat on and internationally criticizing a man who’s doing a perfectly fine job of ignoring your chatty little brat.
How to be a Mother:
Rule #1 Don’t Remove the Fucking Father
Children without fathers are 100% more likely to fail than their fatherful brethren. We all know that Genius is 1% Inspiration and 99% Perspiration. But what we don’t know is that Perspiration is 1% having seen the movie Die Hard and 99% having a fucking father around to piss you off. That’s what fathers do. They make you a little pissed off and that makes you kick ass.
“But what if the father is abusive, Dick! That makes your generalized statement wrong in one extreme case, you gay queer. How does it feel to be wrong? Call me!”
If the father is abusive, so is the mother. How the fuck do you think he got there? Either way the kid’s fucked.
Fuck You, Ellen Tien
The real reason all you selfish, con artist wives out there “silently” resent your husbands for one to two decades is because you’re disappointments as wives and mothers and you fucking know it. Get him before he gets you. That’s the game. And there’s no more womanly way to do that than by keeping track of minor grievances.
But you’re women. Why realize any of this and fix it when you could just blame the nearest man, take half his money, and get some dick on the side when circumstances get beyond your control. Right, Ellen? When Oprah Magazine is your conscience, you can sign your own report card.
You know what, don’t, “Fuck you, Ellen Tien.” You’re just a writer filling pages between tampon ads of an emotional smut rag targeted towards the world’s biggest cash cow: American women. Don’t get me wrong, women all over the world are just as stupid as American women — and hate responsibility just as much — there just aren’t as many of them and international distribution is a pain in the ass.
Oprah
Instead, fuck you Oprah. I fucked your psychiatrist. I’ll fuck you too.
Marriage is Retirement for Women
The reason not-so-happily married women don’t work for their own happiness is because women see marriage as retirement.
That’s why the number of bridal magazines outnumber finance magazines 140 to 97. They’re both covering the same thing: retirement, women just need extra instruction. Men are better than women.
Manclusion: The “Good Woman”
Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a “good woman” and I would shut my ass up — and possibly feel stupid for saying so many hilarious and 100% true things all these years. I want all you men to look at the woman who wrote this article. She’s clearly “good” enough to maintain a job as a writer. She’s clearly “good” enough to not be swinging around a pole for dollar bills ya’ll. She’s clearly “good” enough to think she’s not a skank. But how good is a “good” woman really?
Any woman with a Mid-Wife Crisis is a petulant little bitch who can’t accept that being happy isn’t someone else’s responsibility. It’s not a husband’s responsibility to make his fucking wife happy. It’s a husband’s responsibility to not act like a dickhead on purpose.
Apparently, a “good woman” isn’t good enough to realize that. Way to go Phil. You really fucking nailed that one.
She’s happily married, dreaming of divorce.
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MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:
THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..
THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..
DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….
WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………
REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………
ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….
REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..
REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….
& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..
OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..
FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….
IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.
MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..
ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……
1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………
2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………
3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………
4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….
I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………
THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
right on
being a pedophile is better then a bitchy wife i think you agree with me on that one
it doestnt matter where you come from. americas, europe, asia or africa. woman will fuck around until age 25, and than aspect from you that you will be a fatherfigure when she wants a child, and you as a moneymaker. now ask yourself, who is stupid? it is men who take this shit.
…But, aren’t you about 50 years old? And you’re interested in women under 26? Fucking pedophile.
I know I don’t need to say this because your posts allready do, but wtf, you’re an idiot.
so are you, loser
Women under 26 don’t constitute “pedophelia”.
Is this ^^ bitch over 30 and not getting enough COCK???
Women under 26 represent the LARGEST POPULATION of single, available, horny, attractive, unmarried, non-divorced, women without children.
A man looks to the LARGEST POPULATION of these women to find one (or as many as he feels like) because they are better for HIM than the alternative.
You bitches don’t MIND do you????
Excellent.
That Ellen Tien person is a fucking bitch. Her husband is happy, and cheery. Why can’t she be grateful for that? I’m sorry, but wow.
And this is someone who has criticized your website several times…
I am shutting this site down.
Didn’t Dr Phil just get divorced within the past year or so? Looks like he woke up.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
Kill her. That is all.
A few moments ago read a story that in the U.K. the democratic liberals are trying to pass a law making it illegal to ‘airbrush’ pictures of women because it puts undue stress on younger women to live up to the standard. Are you phucking kidding me? If this does not prove that men are better than women, I don’t know what would be. Women act like men run every magazine in the world and it’s some kind of male conspiracy to have some kind of stupid attractiveness standard. It’s women that package and buy into this self absorbed crap. Man up, life is a real bitch. Gender equality is a sham perpetrated on men to try and keep them on the defensive. The only argument pop tarts have on this web site is that it’s a ‘complaint convention’. Women ought to know, they never stop complaining – EVER. Here’s an idea to those that think this is a ‘complaint convention’. Leave and don’t come back. How about that? Too simple for these women to understand, evidently. They’re like trolls living under a bridge or gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Both useless and unproductive; two entities of life that do nothing but irritate, the other breaths air and eats cake.
‘Women act like men run every magazine in the world and it’s some kind of male conspiracy to have some kind of stupid attractiveness standard.’
Agreed. The fact is, women are actually dumb enough to keep reading this shit too, whoever prints it. From the little I’ve seen of the fashion industry, all I’ve seen is women and gay men in it.
‘The real reason all you selfish, con artist wives out there “silentlyâ€? resent your husbands for one to two decades is because you’re disappointments as wives and mothers and you fucking know it. Get him before he gets you. That’s the game. And there’s no more womanly way to do that than by keeping track of minor grievances’
Dick:: You met my ex wife then? No worries took a sec, I’ve had a couple beers, just remembered they’re all the same
Dick:: You’re as ever spot on. You could give a woman the entire earth and she’d want the moon too. Women are incapable of contentment. Fuck them, forget them, spend your money on yourself, you actually deserve it.
King:: Seriously, you think posting a masculine name fools any man of your true gender? The moment you start screeching we don’t even need to read the bloody words, we’re allready going female, you might just as well have posted a picture of your tits. At least that would have got our attention.
What the fuck did your mothers do to you fucked up mother fuckers! If you all hate Females!!!!! GO FUCK EACH OTHER and leave woman alone!!!!!! Good idea!!!!If you hate AMERICAN woman MOVE THE FUCK TO CHINA!!!!!IF YOU HATE YOUR DICK CUT THE MOTHER FUCKER OFF!!!!! LITTLE DICKED MOTHER FUCKERS THAT IS YOUR TRUE little reason for hating!!!!! admit it ……spell check that ass whole!!!!!
Aww, so cute.
She’s on her period. Isn’t she just adorable?
as adorable as your pea-sized brain
Why would having a small penis make someone hate women? You don’t even have a penis, so it’s not like they’re jealous. And even the smallest penis still works. Unless you’re a big fat fatty, then we can’t help it not going in. Penis size isn’t something we have control over, whereas your salami-sized labia are your own doing.
Aah, it’s all coming clear now. Way to project there my dear. But it’s all good in the end, as I am indeed a fatty chaser! You lucky girl! Call me!
I agree my friend, these men have obviously failed to understand how a female works. They are too short sighted, I honestly do believe that they have been caught up in the anger of a failed relationship and have never truly recovered.
You have obviously failed to understand how a male works. You are too short sighted, I honestly do believe that you have been caught up in the anger of a failed relationship and have never truly recovered.
I’m not interested in how a female works. I’m interested in the pink thing between a their legs. |The rest of the time I keep them on a leash.
Many failed relationships with women are the direct cause of a small penis or of LYING intentions from the first few encounters.
Men are not interested in knowing the mind of a female and how it works, as it’s obvious from the hateful comments.
A woman behaves the way she does in certain situations as a TEST to find out what KIND of man she is dealing with.
MOST men fail this test, and the woman wants nothing to do with him after.
It is the WOMAN who CHOOSES the man, NOT the other way around. A woman ALWAYS controls what
exactly she WANTS from a man. That’s the way it has always been and that’s they way it SHOULD stay.
Stupid mind + info = permanent brain damage. For ex USED.
Actually, you don’t choose shit. I can rape a woman anytime I want. I can kidnap you and throw you in my basement for as long as I want. Men are the physically stronger sex, we can do whatever we want.
Typical, violent response from a typical, violent male.
Womenarebetterthanmen
Women are more violent, intrusive and hateful than men. Observe your OWN behavior. We are not coming to your house and bashing you…. you are coming HERE unwanted and uninvited.
ARE YOU BEGGING FOR A BEATING??
WHY CAN AN UNWANTED WOMAN JUST NOT LEAVE????
Answer: Because she wants to be a cunt, so men will beat her and treat her like SH!T so it will confirm her belief system that men are “violent”.
FACT: Over 72% of domestic disputes, violence and divorce is INITIATED BY WOMEN.
Just. Like. You.
YOU are the reason battered women exist.
menarebetterthanwomen.
Where this “use men only” stupid cunt REALLY fails is when she pretends a man is “typically violent” for TYPING HER TO DEATH.
Fucking psycho stupid cunt.
Typical, retarded response from a retarded, violent female.
Women initiate more divorces because they don’t see any poiint being with a neglectful husband, a cheating husband, a lying husband, a boring husband and so on.
And fuck you big time on me needing a beating. I would fucking have a man in jail so fucking quick if he EVER laid one hand on me.
Basically, Men should never marry an American cunt. Just knock these bitches up and run away. Never pay child support.
Neglectful – in female parlance, anything which doesn’t live up to her attention-whoring expectations (including the well-known concept of “unless he tends to her FIRST, consistently, and with the “right attitude,” he will RARELY have his desires met).
Cheating – a synthesis of surveys shows whimmin cheating as much as men (they’re just more discreet).
Lying – sorry toots; but here too, whimmin hold no moral superiority over men (men and whimmin just “lie differently,” having different motivations and styles, in varying circumstances).
Boring – WHAT exactly, do whimmin ever initiate to alleviate such a condition – hmmm???
From day one, you’ve expected HIM to do the initiating with almost everything (yet whimmin have the nerve to call MEN boring).
And forget any “righteous indignation” about what someone typed to you on a Website – what MATTERS is that a composite of studies shows that whimmin initiate domestic violence, using various methods, at least as often as men do.
So what was your excuse again for that 70% statistic?
AMid-WifeCrisisIsTwoStepsTooFar
What the fuck did your mothers do to you fucked up mother fuckers? If you all hate Females, GO FUCK EACH OTHER and leave woman alone!!!!!! Good idea!!!! If you hate AMERICAN woman, MOVE THE FUCK TO CHINA!!!!! IF YOU HATE YOUR DICK, CUT THE MOTHER FUCKER OFF!!!!! LITTLE DICK MOTHER FUCKERS. THAT IS YOUR TRUE little reason for hating!!!!! Admit it …… Spell check that asshole!!!!! There ya go fuck face. Properly spell checked.
Why would we move to china when you’re all so cute and fuck-and- chuckable. Just look at you!!! You’re adorable!!! You beg for gang anal so loudly you think we’re gonna move to china??
No no. If you don’t know how to be Likable then that’s not a mans problem. We don’t need to like you to fuck you. But we do need to like you to live with you. Dont be hating men because we don’t like you. At least you’re getting some dick.If we waited around for Ameriskanks we actually liked… Angry cunt like you would never get laid.
Bitch when you calm down, I may give you permission to suck my cock.
Fuck this dirty cunt. What the husband needs to do is throw a party for this bitch. Then, in front of everybody, rip down those pants and give her a good spanking. Make her ass so red she cant sit for a week. Someone needs to write a book on “how to beat your wife and get away with it”. Look at O.J. Simpson, he is a good male role model!
Dude. This is really really strange. I don’t agree with most of your writings, but this one is true in most parts. I don’t know who the hell Ellen thinks she is, but she IS a dumb broad. And there are ALOT of women like this out there. It’s sickening.
But, there is the occasional woman who is not completely fucking retarded. While they may be few and far between, these are the woman who men need to take home.
Dude. This is really really strange. I don’t agree with most of your writings, but this one is true in most parts. I don’t know who the hell Ellen thinks she is, but she IS a dumb broad. And there are ALOT of women like this out there. It’s sickening.
But, there is the occasional woman who is not completely fucking retarded. While they may be few and far between, these are the woman who men need to take home.
Wow. What a dumb whore. 50 bucks says she just “happens to” have a few (shitload) of drinks with her douchebagest co-worker and blab her and her husband’s personal business to him, and “it just sort of happens” that she accidentally blows him 80000 times over the next few months while her husband is desperately trying to read her mind to figure out what’s wrong so he can fix their marraige. It probably already did happen and this all is away to explain to herself why she isn’t a whore. That’s why whores love psychologists and oprah because no matter what slutty thing they did they can reinforce how it’s not their fault.
As usual what your saying makes complete sense. A mid-wife crisis sounds a lot like years of little glimpses of the reality that the woman did nothing to deserve being treated so well, building up into something normal human beings might call guilt. But since feeling guilty would imply she is not perfect and therefore shatter what’s left of her fragile little soul, and simply showing appreciation is of course out of the question, she has to create a ficitional cutesy sounding syndrome to explain things. And of course being a failure at your own marraige isn’t good enough, you have to convince 800000 other retarded vaginas to fuck up theirs as well to reinforce how enlightened and imporant you are.
By whore logic, starting from the premise that she is not to be blamed for anything, she deduces that the man must be to blame, and therefore she must search for why he is to blame. Which of course takes the form of “my husband is not meeting my emotional needs” aka my husband doesn’t understand the things about me that i just made up so he wouldn’t understand them. And on top of things not having her emotional needs met is a good excuse for her to have on deck for after she blows 8000 guys while married, as to why she isn’t really a whore.
oh and yes I did notice I have grammer issues in my last posting but I’m pretty sure it straight forward.