Dick’s Voice Mail #1

Part 1: The Man Beginning

Part 2: The Mantermission

Part 3: The Manclusion

If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.

The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.

Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.

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Comment by tc
2010-04-12 17:41:04 - IP Man-Hash: 574a8f4e862b9

Women are helpmates. These days, they’re helping the gov’t to enslave us all. (This will hurt women and children most. Oh, and the poor. And minorities).

 
Comment by Debauch
2010-03-29 15:16:37 - IP Man-Hash: 6089c9d4e132e

Dude.. you don’t base you opinion on anything but the diarrhea that drips from your chin.. Try actually relating to a woman instead of abusing them..
You’d be surprised at how stupidly retarded your opinion is.

You just need a hug from your mum.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-07 13:17:27 - IP Man-Hash: 573b94933178e

Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to usher in the New Masculine Era!
http://www.savethemales.ca http://www.henrymakow.com http://www.standyourground.com/boyc http://mensrightsmovement.com
http://www.christianparty.net
ALL THE MEN RISE UP! IT’S TIME FOR WAR!!!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:30:18 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

Comment by Debauch
2010-03-29 15:42:22 - IP Man-Hash: 6089c9d4e132e

good job. You take individual accounts and then generalize those traits onto all woman. People like you set any form of equality between the sexes back decades.

 
 
Comment by Andria
2009-10-05 16:52:06 - IP Man-Hash: 4ddfc433c936c

Lol, I’ll write a draft for MY voicemail!

“Dick Masterson — yeah, hey. Uhm… Well, I called to ask you to stop fucking my brother. See, we’re afraid they’ll kick him out of the Navy. Thanks.”

 
Comment by BITbyBIT
2009-07-29 17:48:39 - IP Man-Hash: 85e49e0659ce7

All the crank callers had nothing worthwhile to say.
Even the man – and that’s really disappointing.
I imagine he was under female influence. Poor sod.

 
Comment by emo slut
2009-06-13 22:51:52 - IP Man-Hash: 708977531295f

emo girls are the hottest imo but any girl on webcam is just sexy

 
Comment by anonymous
2009-01-24 03:08:01 - IP Man-Hash: f804bbbb2e98b

i love how fucking dumb sluts call up people like dick or tom leykis and talk about their scum the spat out of their hairy cunts. also dick you have a sexy voice, too bad your face isn’t though…

Comment by NanoPrick
2009-04-17 05:30:25 - IP Man-Hash: 0f79d3a860e80

Who gives a shit what his face looks like, bro. Forget the face, forget the d(D)ick. Brain is the key. If you hold back, bitches will be jumping on you. There is only one thing every dick should do – mind his own fucking business. Everything else will come to ya.

 
 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-21 02:24:43 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

I just love to hear these women calling in raving, screaming, cursing Dick and the rest of us manly men on this site, its sweet entertainment

Comment by sarah
2009-06-14 02:18:13 - IP Man-Hash: c9359de2b46af

no what is sweet entertainment is chris’s vocabulary and seeing how many times he will say ‘cute try though’ or call some a girl a lesbian, whore or bitch or when hes being really clever a cunt.
he’ such an original thinker that chrissy poo

 
 
Comment by kalel
2008-07-21 11:44:45 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

bitches have no purpose to live in this world

It’s a man world , and if you don’t comply you get exterminated.

Men are much better than women!!!

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-05 10:13:18 - IP Man-Hash: c16fe8edc8558

menarefunny said:

Muzalon said:

Arbalest said:

Muzalon said:

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…

Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into Ghandi at all.

Absolutely fascinating, isn’t it? They never mentioned his racism in that pompous, over-rated movie. Obviously, our resident snowflake is not nearly as informed as she thinks she is. Mess with the best, die like the rest.

“There,” said the Mayor: “That’s that.”

“MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST” You’ve got to be fucking joking me. You’re quoting a film like “Hackers” to prove what a manly man you are?? Man, that’s HYSTERICAL!

I’m gonna be thinking of computer geeks in a whole other light now.

“I’m so cool; I pull random, B-rated film lines out of my ass to show what a bad ass I am!”

What the fuck are you talking about?

Comment by Women talk about shit they don't understand
2009-01-19 23:18:18 - IP Man-Hash: 84e83f41beb4a

i wouldnt worry about her, as a woman shes never contributed anything to society, such as a quote. Clearly she doesn’t understand the concept of originality and cleary cannot comprehend that not everything someone says is “quoted” from a movie

 
 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-05 10:11:37 - IP Man-Hash: c16fe8edc8558

indian said:

Muzalon said:

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…

“Gandhi was racist” – Idiot.

Well, coming from a primitive, caste-divided shit-hole as you do, you probably cannot conceive of a world-view without it.

 
Comment by indian
2008-07-05 08:15:25 - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a

Muzalon said:

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…

“Gandhi was racist” – Idiot.

 
Comment by menarefunny
2008-06-10 01:38:24 - IP Man-Hash: b64d495e711fd

Muzalon said:

Arbalest said:

Muzalon said:

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…

Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into Ghandi at all.

Absolutely fascinating, isn’t it? They never mentioned his racism in that pompous, over-rated movie. Obviously, our resident snowflake is not nearly as informed as she thinks she is. Mess with the best, die like the rest.

“There,” said the Mayor: “That’s that.”

“MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST” You’ve got to be fucking joking me. You’re quoting a film like “Hackers” to prove what a manly man you are?? Man, that’s HYSTERICAL!

I’m gonna be thinking of computer geeks in a whole other light now.

“I’m so cool; I pull random, B-rated film lines out of my ass to show what a bad ass I am!”

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-26 14:49:06 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Charlotte said:

P.s are you overweight? it’s usually the over weight people who hate others unreasonably (…)

Spoken like a true humanist who believes in equality of all (except fatties, hahhahahahahahah).

 
Comment by MEh
2008-05-26 14:22:30 - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d

“A bookstore is like a daycare for women”
LMFAO just great

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-27 01:21:53 - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

Arbalest said:

Muzalon said:

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…

Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into Ghandi at all.

Absolutely fascinating, isn’t it? They never mentioned his racism in that pompous, over-rated movie. Obviously, our resident snowflake is not nearly as informed as she thinks she is. Mess with the best, die like the rest.

“There,” said the Mayor: “That’s that.”

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-26 23:43:39 - IP Man-Hash: c21406ce4f37a

Muzalon said:

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…

Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into ghandi at all.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-26 23:20:17 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Who cares?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-26 23:10:52 - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:

http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html

Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?

Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…