Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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Women are helpmates. These days, they’re helping the gov’t to enslave us all. (This will hurt women and children most. Oh, and the poor. And minorities).
Dude.. you don’t base you opinion on anything but the diarrhea that drips from your chin.. Try actually relating to a woman instead of abusing them..
You’d be surprised at how stupidly retarded your opinion is.
You just need a hug from your mum.
Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to usher in the New Masculine Era!
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http://www.christianparty.net
ALL THE MEN RISE UP! IT’S TIME FOR WAR!!!
I am shutting this site down.
good job. You take individual accounts and then generalize those traits onto all woman. People like you set any form of equality between the sexes back decades.
Lol, I’ll write a draft for MY voicemail!
“Dick Masterson — yeah, hey. Uhm… Well, I called to ask you to stop fucking my brother. See, we’re afraid they’ll kick him out of the Navy. Thanks.”
All the crank callers had nothing worthwhile to say.
Even the man – and that’s really disappointing.
I imagine he was under female influence. Poor sod.
emo girls are the hottest imo but any girl on webcam is just sexy
i love how fucking dumb sluts call up people like dick or tom leykis and talk about their scum the spat out of their hairy cunts. also dick you have a sexy voice, too bad your face isn’t though…
Who gives a shit what his face looks like, bro. Forget the face, forget the d(D)ick. Brain is the key. If you hold back, bitches will be jumping on you. There is only one thing every dick should do – mind his own fucking business. Everything else will come to ya.
I just love to hear these women calling in raving, screaming, cursing Dick and the rest of us manly men on this site, its sweet entertainment
no what is sweet entertainment is chris’s vocabulary and seeing how many times he will say ‘cute try though’ or call some a girl a lesbian, whore or bitch or when hes being really clever a cunt.
he’ such an original thinker that chrissy poo
bitches have no purpose to live in this world
It’s a man world , and if you don’t comply you get exterminated.
Men are much better than women!!!
What the fuck are you talking about?
i wouldnt worry about her, as a woman shes never contributed anything to society, such as a quote. Clearly she doesn’t understand the concept of originality and cleary cannot comprehend that not everything someone says is “quoted” from a movie
Well, coming from a primitive, caste-divided shit-hole as you do, you probably cannot conceive of a world-view without it.
“Gandhi was racist” – Idiot.
“MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST” You’ve got to be fucking joking me. You’re quoting a film like “Hackers” to prove what a manly man you are?? Man, that’s HYSTERICAL!
I’m gonna be thinking of computer geeks in a whole other light now.
“I’m so cool; I pull random, B-rated film lines out of my ass to show what a bad ass I am!”
Spoken like a true humanist who believes in equality of all (except fatties, hahhahahahahahah).
“A bookstore is like a daycare for women”
LMFAO just great
Absolutely fascinating, isn’t it? They never mentioned his racism in that pompous, over-rated movie. Obviously, our resident snowflake is not nearly as informed as she thinks she is. Mess with the best, die like the rest.
“There,” said the Mayor: “That’s that.”
Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into ghandi at all.
Who cares?
It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:
http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html
Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?
Oh, I’m feeling so ‘shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…