Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 1441a1d9f2722
Lynn
Im so excited. I was not sure that you are a woman. I alwas wanted to meet a woman who is a true feminist and I never did. It seemed to me that true feninists do not have any voice in your country. I like your views on the issues. If all women listen to you, it wolud be a hugde steap forward. Gee I wish more women had wievs like this. I also respect you, that you still belive both in men and women, despite the abuse you seem to take form both sides. Also, I admire that you stand behind your beliefs, despite that, and you are above the hate, as it seems to me. I bet you have a tendency to piss people off, though;))) And that’s a separate topic.
It also seems to me that you are some kind of an active feminist or maybe you got already a little bit tired of explaining to women, and them not listening to you, so for this reason you are not so active, I dont know, but Im interested, about it.
I am very interested in hearing form you about, Why women do not listen to you? What’s going on there?
April 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 01e741b1d45b9
Gold.
Add Ireland too. Can’t forget about Ireland.
April 19th, 2008 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
@ Studioline - In answer to your question, (without getting too much in detail about my life on the internet), up until recently I spent about 13 years working in a male dominated field that had very few women in it. So, in that sense, I suppose I would have been considered an active feminist. I learned a lot during that time, either through personal experience, or from observation of others, such as:
- You don’t get respect by demanding it. Respect only comes through hard work, and doing your job well. Be professional at all times, and be a lady (not girly, there’s a difference).
- There’s nothing worse than trying to be “one of the guys,” ie chewing tobacco, cursing, coarse jokes, etc.
- If you go into a male dominated field, don’t whine about how hard it is. If you can’t cut it, find something that is more suited to your abilities.
- Don’t seek/ accept special treatment because of your gender.
I’m not a political activist. Most times, I don’t even like being in a crowd of people, so I’m not very well suited to that sort of lifestyle. I do enjoy taking the opportunity now and then for online discussions, and as a matter of personal philosophy I try to conduct myself in anonymity just as I would in person.
As far as women today, I don’t know. There is a counter-movement going on towards balance, going against the radical-feminists, but they will always be downplayed or ignored in the media. Who knows? No society is ever static, it’s in our basic human nature.
April 20th, 2008 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 8a4462ff88ad4
For example I think that demanding respect is a total miss understanding and demanding respect is what women do. When earned, respect is given. And it’s given when a person does something significant to a group in which there are both; men/ man and women/woman.
Unfortunately pseudo-feminism benefits only women in a way that they don’t have to earn anything but are entitled to have anything. That’s why women won’t ever earn men respect, but also won’t ever feel the self worth. And the more they do it more men will hate them, and disrespect them.
Women would learn a lot form you. It’s a pity, that your observations and views can not be heard and learned by other women.
I bet being competent and having a feeling of competence (at least in a certain area) is a great feeling you feel. This is what we men want form women. This actually is all we men want form women. I was not born with competence, no one was and in the beginning is seems so tough. But when you get there you feel free. And this is where the freedom comes form. Not form demanding it, not form creating more nonsense privileges. It’s the feeling a human feels, when achieves competence.
That is why I am against the Social Matrix, which says; Hey women you need more rights, so you’ll feel better.
I teach women how to be competent, mostly in personal life. This is what they are interested in most anyway and also it’s true that more a person is competent=satisfied in their personal life, more she becomes competent in other areas. But it doesn’t work vice-versa. That is where women’s movement failed. And what pseudo-feminists are doing, they teach women to be more and more incompetent with men, however claiming, that what they teach is the competence. What a sneaky evil it is. It only creates more and more frustrated women. Why is that?
Well, teaching a women how to be competent with men is easy. After that a woman is freed and she doesn’t need any advice any longer because she becomes competent. And this is the problem right there, she is no longer a customer. But if a woman never is supposed to achieve the competence, but she thinks she is in the process of becoming “more and more competent and aware” she still is a customer.
And that’s how it goes on and on and women are being screwed all this time, no longer by men “congratulations”, but now by The Social Matrix. They lose their femininity and over time turn into monsters, and they hate it. But they can’t see The Social Matrix, so therefore the only logical choice is to hate men or themselves or both.
April 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 50ccab0811d81
You made it clear for men to call only, so why is it women keep calling? …oh wait, thats right.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e87ec5fb234a6
I find it hilarious that you have deluded yourself to the point of thinking that males still have dominance in this world. Here’s some news buddy, if you live in the western world you dominate with the pen, not the sword and seeing as you clearly never went to school you fail to meet the modern worlds standards, you may as well either move to a third world country (and hopefully starve) or resign yourself to the fact that you are never going to get anywhere in life, you simply are a sad little man who’s mother starved him of affection and therefore blames all women for it subconsciously. You in a couple of years will be that fool who killed a prostitute and is now locked in jail being raped by hundreds of other men because even in the lower end of the sex spectrum, you are at the bottom of the barrel. It is extremely unfortunate that you exist, though I do believe you exist for some minute purpose which was to annoy the female sex and make them stronger in their fight against people like you. Also, you seem to have come up with all sorts of theories about “male dominance” when really all male dominance ever was was brute force, so you can sit there coming up with your theories whilst intelligent beings like myself a renowned psychiatrist with several degrees, looks down on little people like you and analyzes how your minuscule brain works and understand more and more about why you are so deluded. Meanwhile, i have decided to report this website to the police. Good luck with your life.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
The great white feminist in the sky speaks! By the way, I hope you report all the homophobia and racism by female posters on these pages to the Police, too (’gook whores’ was the phrase most commonly used): both quite serious offences, these days, inciting homophobia and racism.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
We’ll see how powerful the effiminate little pen is against the force of arms united by 3 generations of cuckolding, emasculation, and slavery.
Your pathetic little fantasm order is coming to an end.
If you don’t submit then you and the Sky Godder scum can cry in the next life. This one calls on the mighty to rule over it and the timid scum who think power is a toy instead of a calling.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0212eba14b8d3
I loved that you were -to put it plainly “shut down” by every other comment I made and were forced to resort to only evading threat. Really in doing that you were merely trying to reassure yourself that you wouldn’t get in trouble with the big people. I know more about you than you do. Also no I am not a feminist, I am a humanist. If you’re unsure what that means it’s a person who believe in equal rights for all humans. Though in your case I’ll make an exception. I would like to complete the most basic exercize known to criminal psychology. I would like you to put yourself in the position of a woman, then go from there. Then think about the fact that it was only by a 50 per cent chance that you were born a man. Now think about how many people hate you, and how you will never have love with another person, because you have alienated an entire half of the population due to mere principle. One that you concocted due to a bad childhood or years of abuse. Unless of course you are homosexual, which is fine too, though you do have many many problems to work through.
To the person “Son of the Suns” who commented my comment. You just let me know when this apocalypse comes then oh Zeus. Also please do not pledge you sexual desires to me I find them repulsive. Though as I said I am a humanist and have pledged to help all that I can, so in helping you I would like you to look back and forgive women for rejecting you, they too are only human. Then move forward with your life, find yourself in learning that the opposite half of the populace is your equal and that the fact that you feel dominated by them is not something that you should fear. Finally no I do not believe power is a toy, it is something that is attained through achievement. In the more basic, less advanced ages that was achieved by brute force, in the 21st century we know more. We are more advanced in our thinking. We value those who have the ability to helps us move forwards, scientists, engineers etc. We value those who are able to lead without letting power go to their head, and the leaders that are valued above all are those who maintain high moral standards, who can accept and equal and who can be advised on matters that he/she does not understand in their fullest. These are the people who lead us, the advanced few, rather than you (sorry about the insult though it is necessary as it is true) the less advanced more backward people. Also I do not believe in an afterlife, heaven or hell I do not believe in God or any other form of deity. I am not Buddhist. I am myself with my own beliefs and a person who is not threatened by something that does not exist. I am content because I know myself and have reached self actualization. Are you content with yourself? Or are you unhappy and alone, abusive and rejected? Best of luck.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What is it with manholes and public masturbation?
April 21st, 2008 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Actually, dimwit, people who ‘lead us’ - I mean, the military-industrial oligarchy, not the marginalised intelligentsia - owe their position to birth class. And read Sutherland for an expose for their ‘high moral standards’. You are not self-actualised or individuated in the Jungian sense: you are simply naive. You just assume that white, upper middle class values are immutable, refusing to acknowledge the diversity of lifestyles and opinions in the Post-modern era. Every point you made could be refuted without effort, and I will return to them in due course.
P.S. You’re a racist, aren’t you?
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f
Charlotte:
You are a unique and special snowflake aren’t you? Enjoying your armchair psychology? Stop wasting your time, go do something useful with your life.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e62ebba9086d
LOL, that was so funny L, she is … indeed.
I mean, she was so refined, when she had speculated about “the rape” and then again “the rape in a jail”. She must be so scared that someone would probably still that armchair from her;)
“another one bites the dust”
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f
It’s a rough job entertaining the world all the time, good thing we have men to do it
April 26th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0212eba14b8d3
Hahaha indeed I am friends (a snowflake that is, beautiful and unique) what’s hilarious is that nothing you say actually refutes anything I have said, everything I stated is factual to a large extent and your retaliation is merely an alternate opinion. Really all that you write is simply a mish mash of what you consider to be intellectual language, you grab hold of anything contrary to my opinion throw in some big boy words and hope that no one notices. If you read (I’m unsure of your abilities in this area) my response, you may have noticed I am a humanist which means (again) I believe in equality of all. This means that quite obviously I am not a racist, nor am I a sexist (like yourself). Also i would like to point out that outside your strange little mind the world is not “lead” by military-industrial oligarchy. These are dictating forces. Those who lead are people such as Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Rose Scott all of the cliched revolutionary leaders who actually made an improvement to this sad sad world. Also doing something useful with my life like helping to run a foundation for the aid of indigenous Australians? Donating and helping to build refuges for the homeless? or moving to Peru to build shower blocks in villages? My friend what useful things have you done with your life? Abused women? Created flowery dissertations of the evils of half of the worlds population? Watched some porn? Played some video games?
Though finally and because I need to go and finish my assignments I would like to tell you a little truth I am 17 years old. hahahahahahhaahahhahaha and all of you were all “oh no kill the big feminist” haha sorry it is funny though that you were threatened by a 17 year old girl. Also sad (for you) that you were shut down by the same 17 year old girl aahaha. As for naivety the fact that you believed that I was a psychologist is testament to the fact that I am am not in any way - naive. My life experience I’m almost definite would outweigh yours a million fold. haha so anyway good luck with your sad sad lives and I will continue on with my promising and prosperous life here in reality. P.s are you overweight? it’s usually the over weight people who hate others unreasonably, I find in all my psychological knowledge that fatties are the ones with a lot of emotions hahahahahaha Good day to you all! much love!
April 26th, 2008 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
I assume you are Australian. Now, Miss Humanist, not to mention Miss Save the Whale anti-racist, when did have sex with an aboriginal male?
Think carefully now…
April 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:
http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html
Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?
Oh, I’m feeling so ’shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…
April 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Who cares?
April 26th, 2008 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c21406ce4f37a
Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into ghandi at all.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Absolutely fascinating, isn’t it? They never mentioned his racism in that pompous, over-rated movie. Obviously, our resident snowflake is not nearly as informed as she thinks she is. Mess with the best, die like the rest.
“There,” said the Mayor: “That’s that.”