Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 21st, 2008 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
The great white feminist in the sky speaks! By the way, I hope you report all the homophobia and racism by female posters on these pages to the Police, too (’gook whores’ was the phrase most commonly used): both quite serious offences, these days, inciting homophobia and racism.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
We’ll see how powerful the effiminate little pen is against the force of arms united by 3 generations of cuckolding, emasculation, and slavery.
Your pathetic little fantasm order is coming to an end.
If you don’t submit then you and the Sky Godder scum can cry in the next life. This one calls on the mighty to rule over it and the timid scum who think power is a toy instead of a calling.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0212eba14b8d3
I loved that you were -to put it plainly “shut down” by every other comment I made and were forced to resort to only evading threat. Really in doing that you were merely trying to reassure yourself that you wouldn’t get in trouble with the big people. I know more about you than you do. Also no I am not a feminist, I am a humanist. If you’re unsure what that means it’s a person who believe in equal rights for all humans. Though in your case I’ll make an exception. I would like to complete the most basic exercize known to criminal psychology. I would like you to put yourself in the position of a woman, then go from there. Then think about the fact that it was only by a 50 per cent chance that you were born a man. Now think about how many people hate you, and how you will never have love with another person, because you have alienated an entire half of the population due to mere principle. One that you concocted due to a bad childhood or years of abuse. Unless of course you are homosexual, which is fine too, though you do have many many problems to work through.
To the person “Son of the Suns” who commented my comment. You just let me know when this apocalypse comes then oh Zeus. Also please do not pledge you sexual desires to me I find them repulsive. Though as I said I am a humanist and have pledged to help all that I can, so in helping you I would like you to look back and forgive women for rejecting you, they too are only human. Then move forward with your life, find yourself in learning that the opposite half of the populace is your equal and that the fact that you feel dominated by them is not something that you should fear. Finally no I do not believe power is a toy, it is something that is attained through achievement. In the more basic, less advanced ages that was achieved by brute force, in the 21st century we know more. We are more advanced in our thinking. We value those who have the ability to helps us move forwards, scientists, engineers etc. We value those who are able to lead without letting power go to their head, and the leaders that are valued above all are those who maintain high moral standards, who can accept and equal and who can be advised on matters that he/she does not understand in their fullest. These are the people who lead us, the advanced few, rather than you (sorry about the insult though it is necessary as it is true) the less advanced more backward people. Also I do not believe in an afterlife, heaven or hell I do not believe in God or any other form of deity. I am not Buddhist. I am myself with my own beliefs and a person who is not threatened by something that does not exist. I am content because I know myself and have reached self actualization. Are you content with yourself? Or are you unhappy and alone, abusive and rejected? Best of luck.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What is it with manholes and public masturbation?
April 21st, 2008 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Actually, dimwit, people who ‘lead us’ - I mean, the military-industrial oligarchy, not the marginalised intelligentsia - owe their position to birth class. And read Sutherland for an expose for their ‘high moral standards’. You are not self-actualised or individuated in the Jungian sense: you are simply naive. You just assume that white, upper middle class values are immutable, refusing to acknowledge the diversity of lifestyles and opinions in the Post-modern era. Every point you made could be refuted without effort, and I will return to them in due course.
P.S. You’re a racist, aren’t you?
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f
Charlotte:
You are a unique and special snowflake aren’t you? Enjoying your armchair psychology? Stop wasting your time, go do something useful with your life.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e62ebba9086d
LOL, that was so funny L, she is … indeed.
I mean, she was so refined, when she had speculated about “the rape” and then again “the rape in a jail”. She must be so scared that someone would probably still that armchair from her;)
“another one bites the dust”
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f
It’s a rough job entertaining the world all the time, good thing we have men to do it
April 26th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0212eba14b8d3
Hahaha indeed I am friends (a snowflake that is, beautiful and unique) what’s hilarious is that nothing you say actually refutes anything I have said, everything I stated is factual to a large extent and your retaliation is merely an alternate opinion. Really all that you write is simply a mish mash of what you consider to be intellectual language, you grab hold of anything contrary to my opinion throw in some big boy words and hope that no one notices. If you read (I’m unsure of your abilities in this area) my response, you may have noticed I am a humanist which means (again) I believe in equality of all. This means that quite obviously I am not a racist, nor am I a sexist (like yourself). Also i would like to point out that outside your strange little mind the world is not “lead” by military-industrial oligarchy. These are dictating forces. Those who lead are people such as Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Rose Scott all of the cliched revolutionary leaders who actually made an improvement to this sad sad world. Also doing something useful with my life like helping to run a foundation for the aid of indigenous Australians? Donating and helping to build refuges for the homeless? or moving to Peru to build shower blocks in villages? My friend what useful things have you done with your life? Abused women? Created flowery dissertations of the evils of half of the worlds population? Watched some porn? Played some video games?
Though finally and because I need to go and finish my assignments I would like to tell you a little truth I am 17 years old. hahahahahahhaahahhahaha and all of you were all “oh no kill the big feminist” haha sorry it is funny though that you were threatened by a 17 year old girl. Also sad (for you) that you were shut down by the same 17 year old girl aahaha. As for naivety the fact that you believed that I was a psychologist is testament to the fact that I am am not in any way - naive. My life experience I’m almost definite would outweigh yours a million fold. haha so anyway good luck with your sad sad lives and I will continue on with my promising and prosperous life here in reality. P.s are you overweight? it’s usually the over weight people who hate others unreasonably, I find in all my psychological knowledge that fatties are the ones with a lot of emotions hahahahahaha Good day to you all! much love!
April 26th, 2008 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
I assume you are Australian. Now, Miss Humanist, not to mention Miss Save the Whale anti-racist, when did have sex with an aboriginal male?
Think carefully now…
April 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
It might interest you to find that your great humanitarian ‘leader’ Ghandi was actually a racist who despised black people:
http://www.trinicenter.com/oops/gandhi2.html
Yup, that boy was really ringing those changes! Except when dealing with blacks or Untouchables… Is your latest assignment in finger-painting, by any chance?
Oh, I’m feeling so ’shut down’ by your stale secular humanism…
April 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Who cares?
April 26th, 2008 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c21406ce4f37a
Wow…thanks Muzalon, I never thought to look into ghandi at all.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Absolutely fascinating, isn’t it? They never mentioned his racism in that pompous, over-rated movie. Obviously, our resident snowflake is not nearly as informed as she thinks she is. Mess with the best, die like the rest.
“There,” said the Mayor: “That’s that.”
May 26th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d
“A bookstore is like a daycare for women”
LMFAO just great
May 26th, 2008 at 2:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
Spoken like a true humanist who believes in equality of all (except fatties, hahhahahahahahah).
June 10th, 2008 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: b64d495e711fd
“MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST” You’ve got to be fucking joking me. You’re quoting a film like “Hackers” to prove what a manly man you are?? Man, that’s HYSTERICAL!
I’m gonna be thinking of computer geeks in a whole other light now.
“I’m so cool; I pull random, B-rated film lines out of my ass to show what a bad ass I am!”
July 5th, 2008 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a
“Gandhi was racist” - Idiot.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: c16fe8edc8558
Well, coming from a primitive, caste-divided shit-hole as you do, you probably cannot conceive of a world-view without it.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: c16fe8edc8558
What the fuck are you talking about?