Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 8th, 2008 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80d82f0d9131e
goddamn, about time a real man stood up and said what needed to be said. GODSPEED TO YOU, SIR. im with you on this one.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9ff6e0189bd
Your site is HILARIOUS!!!! Hahahahahahaha… I love the way you break women down HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. I wish I could say keep up the great work, but my kind would hate me….(Im a Girl), I wanted to keep out but I COULDNT which proves everything you say is RIGHT ON!
Of course, I disagree with a bunch of things you say….but YOU are a visionary…its true… There should be more people out there like you.
Finally, a guy that tells it LIKE IT IS! You have no idea how badly it sucks to have been born a woman.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f7df453f86bd
umm i would like to know something umm men are lazy if u did not wont us to vote or do anything then why did u get so lazy thats how women step it up and got jobd better than u make more money than u ……. i am a girl and i landscape in the summer hmmmm also if u think ur so cool try having a kid lol i laugh u boys are so dumb i am not going to lie girls are slut if they choose to but the girls who are not will they have made it far for ex. i have bet out guys at jobs that “are for men” and men hire me its funny lol that nw girls are doing ur work lol losers
April 9th, 2008 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: e97642eb7521d
You are awesome. No speech, just keep doing your thing.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Why are you always sitting on the sidelines making glib, smart-alecky comments while contributing absolutely nothing of substance to the conversation at hand? You know what? You exemplify nothing other then the typical snorting white Anglo-fuck on a cheeseburger-restricted diet whose most valuable assets probably include a useless B.A. in basket-weaving and a spineless bank account for a husband you can sponge off whenever you feel like.
By the way, Lynn, did I ever tell you that one of my most engrossing pastimes involves kidnapping American, Canadian, British, and Australian women and using them for target practice in the remote wilderness of some distant mountain retreat? I am certainly one of the few great enthusiasts of hunting and killing lazy, fat Anglo-Saxon females with both my rifle and bowie knife. I do it not only as a means of improving my gamesmanship, but because I also enjoy collecting trophies from the bodies of dead white Anglo-fucks like yourself; I have a large collection of severed breasts, nipples, pubic hair, female torsoes and vaginas soaking in jars of formaldehyde. You would positively love to see my collection of white female body parts! Do you know why hunting and killing ignorant Anglo-cunt whores like yourself is so enormously advantageous for seasoned hunters like myself? It’s not only because every single white Anglo-Saxon fuckface cunt on the surface of the planet deserves to be doused with gasoline, hung from a tree and then burnt alive; it’s also because sick Anglo-fuck cunts always make such ridiculously easy prey, especially Aussie, Yankee and English Saxon whores.
The Anglo-fuck cunts who talk about white pride and Hitler as a means of cajoling me into sparing their lives always bring a faint smile to my lips. As if I should let you live because we’re both white… Let me tell you a little something, all you frigid Anglo-Saxon whores who happen to be trembling on the point of death: “morituri morituros salutant”; firstly, I don’t give a fuck about any woman; secondly, if you come to me draped in the Nazi swastika, I’ll rip your clothes off and, with my pretty bowie knife that glistens in the sun, carve that swastika into the naked, quivering female flesh before my eyes; and lastly, you can stuff your neo-Nazi ideology up your frigid cunt back where it came from, you frigid Anglo-Saxon whore who deserves her eyes gouged out of her skull!
The only real accoutrements one needs to bring in order to catch a lazy, overweight Anglo-fuck for the purposes of being hunted and skinned alive is a car load of french fries and cheeseburgers. I’m being absolutely serious; no bollocks here! Sometimes, all one has to do is find a local haunt where Yankee-English Anglo-fucks generally congregate; I then proceed to leave a small trail of cheeseburgers and french fries from the doors of the bar or club to the doors of my vehicle. It is a remarkably effective way of catching large numbers of snorting Anglo-fuckface cunts who can’t stop boasting about their boyfriends. On good nights, I’ve even managed to capture 4 or 5 Anglo-fucks in rapid succession on a single night! Apparently, from a strictly taxonomic point of view, the white Anglo-Saxon female is a species of sub-human animal, of degenerate physiology and below average intelligence, who can only survive in concrete jungles on a strict diet of Burger King and McDonalds. With Anglo-cunts like these, it’s no wonder hunting and killing women has become such big business!
In conclusion, Lynn, shut the fuck up and go get your greasy paws on some of those cheeseburgers and french fries you lazy, overweight Anglo-fuck cows gorge on in order to survive. Have you finished your last Happy Meal? Here’s another cheeseburger, you English-Yankee cunt who deserves a flask of nitric acid thrown in your filthy, rotting face. Are you out of french fries too? Here you go, you Yankee pig; stuff your fat, ugly AIDS-infected Anglo-fucking cunt with more. But don’t push me too far, because I’ll start force feeding you cheeseburgers, you Yankee, English, Canadian whore who deserves to be brutally raped with a speculum and beaten to death with an ice pick. Go fuck yourself, you sub-human Anglo-whore. Who asked you to open your mouth?
What’s that you say, you neurasthenic Anglo-Saxon bitch? You need to take a shit now? You need toilet paper to wipe your 300lb fat ass with? Here’s your B.A. degree in communications or fine arts or whatever the fuck it was you wasted your time with. Go wipe your rump with that, you Anglo-cunt fuckface whore puke who deserves to have her head busted in with a baseball bat.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: ba89f5eba2b91
@ Commander Scott: Seriously? Dude…it’s time for your meds.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0654063ac2c3e
@Commander- you scaring nobody. Please feel free to let me know where you live, and ll be happy to pay you a visit.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
@ CS: Interesting. You’ve been insulted by plenty of women on this website, and yet no one else besides myself have elicited that degree of antagonism from you. I’ve only made about three or four “glib, smart-alecky” comments, aside from about two posts where I blasted you on the Marie Curie thing. I haven’t called you names that I recall, nor used foul language at you. So, I have to wonder, what is it about my posts in particular that has you frothing in a particularly apopalyptic frenzy? I half imagine spittle is sprayed over the better part of your computer screen at this point.
If short riffs from me get you so worked up, why would you want me to write something longer? Personally, with the amount of time you spend on the computer, I’m amazed that you have the time to spare on your Anglo-hunts through the wilderness. I commend your ability to so successfully manage your time.
I mean, there is a certain amount of time that one must devote to the craft in order to do it successfully, to include selection of the victim, luring the victim into an isolated setting, conducting the hunt, and then disposing of the remains in such a manner as to avoid detection. I mean, if you’re working in a remote area, it’s hardly wise policy to conduct your hunts within a limited population, as reducing the pool gets noticible after a while. Then, you have to ensure that the bodies are either disposed of in a location that either precludes discovery, or you’ve got to spend a lot of extra time ensuring that traces of yourself are erased as effectively as possible.
Maybe you’re flying women in, which once again if you’re working in a remote area, at a small airport someone might notice that you keep flying women in, but not flying them out again. Got to be careful about that.
then there’s all the time harvesting, preserving, freezing, etc. of random body parts. If you’ve got an Ed Gein complex, chances are you’re going to slip up soon as your hold on sanity decreases.
Although, from the somewhat dubious lucidity of your posts, I’d argue against your being a psychopath. I’m leaning more towards sociopath, although your inflated statement above, and the relative ease by which your buttons appear to be pushed, argue more towards the latter end of Ted Bundy’s career where he lost control of himself and got really sloppy, so be careful of that.
Is it frustrating to hunt homo-sapiens with limited brain capacity? I’d imagine that the thrill of the hunt must pall somewhat when your target keeps blundering into trees, or maybe just the same tree over and over. I’d recommend marking a path through the trees. Use big red signs that say “SALE!” That gets women going in the right direction every time.
I have to wonder, though, is where do you find the space to keep all your trophys? I have a hard time getting the groceries in the freezer, let alone a large collectin of random body parts. Once again, assuming thta you’re working in a remote wilderness, I hope that you don’t lose power over there. I’d hate to think of the smell of all that once it starts going bad. I’d stick with taxidermy, if I were you. If nothing else, it would save on electricity, plus as an added perk you could maintain the tactile experience of human skin. Also, the money that you save on power could go to cost of fuel, maintenance and boarding for your private plane, that stuff really racks up in cost.
Now that I think of it, though, the fact that you make up your scientific research, instead of actually doing the reading it takes to have accurate facts at your disposal, must be a real time saver. I wish I had thought of that.
I hope that I’ve made a post of sufficient length for your satisfaction. I can’t promise to keep this up, however. I’m just too darn busy.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6117e02ff3521
Hmmm…I read somewhere that a sociopath and a psychopath were the same thing. Interestingly, I did call CS, very early on, an “intellectual psychopath, along the lines of Ted Bundy”. But its clear from his lack of ability to understand the chief points in a graph that we must leave out the word “intellectual”. I think “pseudo-intellectual” fits him perfectly. I guess I see CS as a man really wanting to have some kind of power to make up for some kind of defeicency in his life.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
No, a psychopath is someone who has a tenuous hold on reality, and has a very difficult time functioning in normal society. I can’t think of the name offhand, but a perfect example is this individual who after killing his victims, cut out their organs, stuck them in a blender and drank them because he was convinced that the blood in his veins was drying up. Didn’t kill too many people because he was nuts. Ed Gein is another good example, which is why I referenced him earlier.
Sociopaths are people who lack the normal range of human emotion, namely the ability to empathise with others. These are the type that have the classic three signs of arson, bed wetting and cruelty to animals. They are perfectly capable of functioning in society, usually intelligent, and many times seem like the most charming person you’ve ever met. Often too, there is the flashpoint temper, which is rarely seen. Generally, a big trigger point is if they don’t feel they have control over a situation, because more often than not they are control freaks. This is the Ted Bundy “type.”
April 9th, 2008 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Hmm, did a little research, seems that there is a tendency for the terms to be used interchangeably. I had understood them to be separate terms. Here’s a brief article that I found that addresses some of the issue:
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=what-psychopath-means
and another:
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
Either way, I pity the housekeeper that has to keep all the severed body parts dust free.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44ccd6e6fc76d
Dick……..will you adopt me?
April 10th, 2008 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Oh, Lynn! There you go again trying to encapsulate my rather complex, quite sophisticated personality by using the simplistic diagnostic terminology of individual-level psychopathology. How can you tell me anything about myself given the fact that empirically based covariation never constitutes an adequate condition for the methodological demonstration of causation itself? Essentially, what you’re trying to do is explain away the power of my rhetoric by means of invoking the fallacy of post hoc ergo propter hoc. You can’t tell me anything about myself based on that faulty reasoning, you narrow-minded commie pinko bigot! I think you need to take your very small female brain and go back to the drawing board again!
Lynn, you are a very typical Yankee female; I strongly suggest that your considerably smaller female neurological apparatus pursue a course in elementary logic. I’m not sure how smart you are (I am supposing that you are rather quite stupid on the basis of both conventional female neuro-endocrinology and your obviously gramatically incorrect posts), but I would strongly recommend a cursory perusal of the Logic of J.S. Mill.
Your inane remarks, together with those of your fellow Bolshevik comrades in the gender revolution, reflect both the sub-normal level of female intelligence and how rudimentary the human female is in brain structure. As a matter of fact, you very much remind of Lavrentiy Beria, the head of the old Stalinist NKVD, who was fond of having his political opponents shipped off to the gulags after having them diagnosed with labels derived from traditional psychopathology as a means of neutralizing dissent. You really are a rather quite ignorant, foolish harridan. Don’t you know that R.D. Laing long ago disproved many of the basic pre-suppositions of psychiatry? Well, what can one possibly expect from a typically primitive, lesser evolved Yankee Anglo-fuck such as yourself? Labelling others with the language of individual-level psychopathology is typical of the disordered psychological functioning of left-wing authoritarian personalities like yourself (the only form of mental pathology that can be proven to exist), especially given the fact that the overwhelming majority of women happen to be intolerant bigots given to excessive moralizing.
I sincerely hope, Lynn, that Osama bin Laden, the Yankee-killer, sends jet aircraft to every major city in the United States and you, inadvertently but explicably, end up being killed. However, I think the best way to solve the Yankee female problem in that emasculated matriarchy you call the United States (where men are routinely castrated by the likes of feminist radicals such as youself) is to round up every woman in that shit-hole, gather them all in Washington D.C., and drop one massive nuclear device upon their heads!
KABAAM!
April 10th, 2008 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Pseudo-intellectual? Ha! Can’t you tell, through your ideological blinders, that I have the IQ of a genius (over 150)? Morons! I’m intellectually superior to 99.99% of all the people that post here! Ciao.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
By the way, where is everybody (Muzalon, SotS, gwallan, Arbalest, P Coderch etc.)? The levels of estrogen and progesterone on this website have reached positively insufferable proportions! I feel as if I’m drowning in a flood of estrogen!
April 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
I’m guessing that you must be having a really bad week. I can’t say as I’ve ever seen you quite this worked up before. Would it help if I started speculating on your possible Australopithecine heritage? Maybe if I threw some epithets at you?
Honestly, judging on how exciteable that you’ve gotten lately, I’m drawing the conclusion that you really do believe that no manhole is a man. If he can do all that, and not get you to this level of frenzy, than I must assume that this is a female-specific reaction.
Anyway, gotta go. Sorry, I can’t say as I have the amount of free time that apparently you do, I’ve actually got work to take care of. Hope your day gets better.
Besides, it’s rather uncomfortable to sit at the computer hours on end when I’ve got cheeseburgers stuck in various bodily orifices. They chafe something awful.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:31 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Im really a woman, Commander Scott. And Its clear to everybody that with my marginal intelligence at the level of a chimpanzee, that I am smarter than you. I have humiliated you. Your done here, wennie-boy. So long.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Damn, these Cheeseburgers that Lynn is making taste great! And the fries…oh, just the way I like them…equal portions of potatoes and grease. Lynn and I are having a fat feast here in hot damn America….
April 10th, 2008 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
That’s weenie-boy, you Anglo-fuck moron.
I strongly suggest that you both take a remedial reading course; it is well-nigh obvious that the two of you have the severest of difficulties replicating the correct English orthography in your posts.
As you two Anglo-cunts on cheeseburger restricted diets might well enough have guessed, I reserve my chivalry for my books; so you must apologize for the grave indelicacy of certain of the more crude Anglo-Saxon expressions I employ as I vacillate between the directly inflammatory and the relatively inoccuous in my writings.
On a theoretical-philosophical note, I think that the current condition of malaise which permeates so much of modern western society can only be eliminated by a direct frontal assault on the last vestiges of whatever remains of medieval chivalry and what Schopenhauer called “Teutonico-Christian stupidity.” Thus, the kid gloves of the polished homme des belles lettres must come off. It can only be my sincerest and most sage counsel that you stick to sexually harassing Doubt from now on, rather than making embarassingly stupid remarks in a contest of obviously unequal wits; you being but so lightly armed for the fray.
You know, concerning gender-based differences in mental capacity, it is obvious that the overwhelming majority of women are rather quite stupid; given the fact that the average intelligence of the human female has been measured to be between 5 IQ points to almost one standard deviation below the mean distribution of average male intelligence, the statistical probability of any woman exceeding me in intelligence is anywhere between one in twenty and one in thirty. Rest assured, mademoiselles, that there are no women of high intelligence; all the women of high intelligence are men. Thus, you can be certain that the chances of any woman being more intelligent than myself are rather quite remote; on a site such as this, the odds are astronomical.
I take it that you all know full well that female intellectual inferiority is a proven scientific fact. Even the great English naturalist Charles Darwin (1871, 1874) was fully cognizant of the fact that male intellectual capacity is significantly greater than whatever limited mental capacity the human female possesses. Interestingly enough, the limited mental capacity of the human female also approaches the level of borderline mental retardation much more closely than the male does; thus, the great majority of women are, in effect, permanently suspended in a state of perpetual intellectual childhood.
In short, I think it’s time you two Yankee Anglo-fuck whores ordered out another McHappy Meal or whatever strange array of greasy fast food you Feminazi Anglo-cunts are addicted to eating in copious quantities. I think it’s all the cholesterol you Anglo-cunts consume that make Yankee females some of the most uppity whores in the entire Western hemisphere.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@CS-Darwin’s and Paul Broca’s conclusions about the superiority of larger brains within a species have been largely dismissed, dumb-fuck. Furthermore, you missed the salient points of the IQ guassian curves and I had to point this out to you. There is absolutely no way that you surpass me in scientific knowledge–I completely kick your pathetic ass here. Furthermore, I don’t lie about the facts like you do. Go get some spankings from Mistress Alexis–but maybe this time you’ll be smart enough to stuff the ball gag in your mouth before she enters your filthy apartment, in an effort to save your welfare money, you chronic-lying 5′2″, 300 lb, impotent sack of shit.