Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 7th, 2008 at 7:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: f51c21483b4a4
Why are the mothers single? Because the jerk husbands left, cheated, or got themselves in prison. Blame it on the single mothers…what a great argument!
Also, why don’t you like writing? The founders of this country that drafted the US Constitution had to handwrite it out, genius. The MEN WROTE out the right for you to spew your empty mind.
I hope this is some kind of outrageous, satirical hoax created so you can make some easy money.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1d99dfb1fd98
Great job - give ‘em hell Dick.
There’s an elite percentage of women that aren’t shitty, but the rest needs a wakeup call.
Go Dick ^^
April 7th, 2008 at 11:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43d3293c042aa
Your the best, keep it up.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Except that women initiate more than three quarters of divorces. Seems that women aren’t capable of real commitment. It’s actually women doing the deserting. There are as many cheating women as men - by definition. The men you say “got themselves in prison” almost certainly were raised by single mothers.
Yes! Blame it on the single mothers. The outcomes are horrific for their kids and it’s the choices made by those women that create those outcomes…
On fatherlessness…(possibly some duplication)
63% of youth suicides.
Source: US Dept. of Health & Human Services, Bureau of the Census
71% of pregnant teenagers.
Source: US Dept. of Health & Human Services
90% of all homeless and runaway children.
Source: U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988
70% of juveniles in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes
Source: U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988
85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders.
Source: Center for Disease Control
90% of homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes.
U.S. D.H.H.S., Bureau of the Census.
80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes.
Criminal Justice & Behavior, Vol 14, p. 403-26, 1978.
60% of repeat rapists grew up without fathers.
Raymond A. Knight and Robert A. Prentky, “The Developmental Antecednts of Adult Adaptations of Rapist Sub-Types,” Criminal Justice and Behavior, Vol 14, Dec., 1987, p 403-426.
71% of pregnant teenagers lack a father.
US Dept. of Health & Human Services press release, Friday, March 26, 1999.
63% of youth suicides are from fatherless homes.
US D.H.H.S., Bureau of the Census.
85% of children who exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes.
Center for Disease Control.
90% of adolescent repeat arsonists live with only their mother.
Wray Herbert, “Dousing the Kindlers,” Psychology Today, January, 1985, p.28.
71% of high school dropouts come from fatherless homes.
National Principals Association Report on the State of High Schools.
75% of adolescent patients in chemical abuse canters come from fatherless homes.
Rainbows for all God`s Children.
70% of juveniles in state operated institutions have no father.
US Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept. 1988.
85% of youths in prisons grew up in a fatherless home.
Fulton Co. Georgia jail populations, Texas Dept. of Corrections, 1992.
75% of prisoners grew up without a father.
Daniel Amneus, The Garbage Generation, Alhambra, CA: Primrose Press, 1990.
Fatherless boys and girls are: twice as likely to drop out of high school; twice as likely to end up in jail; four times more likely to need help for emotional or behavioral problems.
US D.H.H.S. news release, March 26, 1999.
Dick put his empty mind to work and requested…
I’ve made a choice above. Men are significantly better than than women as single parents. Indeed children from single father homes do as well as those from intact families. The outcomes speak for themselves.
In the long term view of parenthood the desired outcome is kids grown to mature, balanced and capable adults. In this regard men are the vastly superior parents.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 8a56b0a1f3f88
gwallen, do you have any recent references and ones that aren’t culturally specific? Your most recent citation is from 1992…out of date perhaps?
April 8th, 2008 at 5:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Actually, his most recent citation is from 1999. Learn how to read properly, you frigid western whore.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 60223ba06c9f5
Actually, the KKK was started after the “southern confederacy” was defeated and dissolved by Union forces in 1865, you corpulent austalopethicus-look-alike, spanked-by-prostitutes, chronic-lying sociopathic dumb-ass!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
It’s significantly later than much of the stuff still used by feminists or NOW or the domestic violence industry. These are the primary forces trying to force men out of the lives of children.
If you like please also figure into the equation that women are responsible for over two thirds of all child abuse(even if you include sexual abuse) up to and including murder. Similar to this is elder abuse. Overall women are more abusive than men in domestic settings.
April 8th, 2008 at 7:01 am - IP Man-Hash: f659c21be6fee
Thanks for the clarification but I can’t factor anything into the equation based on heresay or research that is at minimum 9 years old.
You seem like one of the few serious posters to this site. Whether or not the research you cite is or was valid at time of publication, you mention serious issues such as child abuse. You state that women commit this more often than men. The pool of female perpetrators you are referring to, is however, quite specific. They are typically only either mentally ill (post-partum depression (child neglect) or post-partum psychosis (child abuse) can be included in this classification of mentally ill; and/or substance abusers, and in most cases, they have a male partner who is a substance abuser (usually alcohol). As such, there is a man in the picture, and I think you are doing a disservice when you forget that, or simply fail to mention it.
April 8th, 2008 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: f659c21be6fee
Commander Scott, are you saying you’d like to blow me? I’m happy to oblige cause tongues don’t have a gender, especially when I close my eyes. Aaah. Call me sometime, loverboy.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
You know, at this rate, at some point CS is going to make the case that men are smarter than women because it’s been scientifically proven that men have opposable thumbs, and women don’t.
Interesting technique he has, though. Just add the phrase “scientifically proven,” to your post, then whatever you write must be true.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 66c91bdd47c90
first off let me say you are an ignorent fagget you sound like a homo who has never got laid.
NOW WITHOUT WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE!
MY LADY HAS A JOB AND GOES TO SCHOOL AND HAS HELPED ME WHEN I WAS DOWN ON MY LUCK.
THIER ARE RESPECTABLE WOMEN OUT THIER you just have to find them.
my boss is a woman you fuckin lame eat a dick
i love woman and respect them your mom didnt do a good job rasing you dont mean my hasnt my mom is one of the best moms in this world yours must of been a whore him me up if you wanna talk shit i dont care
April 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 66c91bdd47c90
also if you dont know how to write your a lame
great men have wrote great books you moron
April 8th, 2008 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: eaa8a335f5613
Wow, I’m surprised anyone would actually publish such an offensive, discriminating piece of writing, but I guess anything is possible in America.
This is why I’m proud to be British!…
And actually, there is more to most women than enslaving men and using children to get money, i.e. benefits.
Some women work very hard and earn a decent amount of money for themselves, just as any man would according to you, though yes, there are dirty whores roming the streets out there just to use men, but not all, just a minority. But who is to say that there isn’t a reverse??? Not all men work their asses off as you put it, it can be quite the opposite. Some men sit around on their sofas watching TV all day when their wifes/girlfriends are out earning money for the family, actually achieving something, whilst all the man learns about is the names of all the Simpson characters there are in the Simpsons, or if they’re really mindless, watching BBC Bitesize (This is a revision program they put on for kids of different ages to help them with their school work, you probably don’t have anything like that in America) and learning how to count before the wife/girlfriend finds out that he can’t count how many times he’s got out of his groove in the sofa in one day when she gets home from work and asks him what he’s achieved that day,
which, quite honestly, would be, NOTHING.
Oh, and before I finish, that stupid tagline at the top that says “Writing is for ladies. Say it instead. Leave a message.” is the stupidest thing I’ve read in a long time.
If writing is for ladies, what about William Shakespeare, one of the most intelligent writers who once lived. Work that out.
Oh yeah, and all men start off as female when in the women’s womb before they’re born. Suck off that, Einstein.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am - IP Man-Hash: d0c43bae1ac42
Its called development sweets. No wonder women are paxil and prozac guzzling emo wrecks. They’re underdeveloped since incubation.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fa4d4ddfb24e
ummm. . . dude i really dont know wether to agree wit u or to tell u that u probly never been laid in your life i mean did u get a bad pussy or did u relize that girls love assholes but play it off like they want a good guy yo like no lie lemme kno if this shit get u laid mutha fucka i will play this game if it works lmao
April 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1739e381759cf
Aww Common fucking jewtube, “this video is no longer available” :(
April 8th, 2008 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fde52998ff4d
LMAO. this shit is too good. everybody quit getting worked up, this is obviously a clever ploy to sell and i must say a succesful clever ploy at that judging by the publicity this site and your book are getting. dick, the shit you are spewing is to outlandishly ridiculous to be considered fact. dick, and i doubt that is ur real name, i applaude u on the idea and how its blown up
April 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 203d17c6ac827
dude. i agree with you. women are basically no good. from experience, all the y do is get what they want from you, and leave. They want money, cars, sex, whatever. I fell for that shit and i have wasted so much money and time on them. screw women.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6dcd7f189b80c
Mate, tip of the proverbial cap to you, because you are a hero, and you’re website, truly heroic.
The Blackberry thing in particular had me in stitches. Let’s just get on with the job like men :D