Dick’s Voice Mail #1

Part 1: The Man Beginning

Part 2: The Mantermission

Part 3: The Manclusion

If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.

The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.

Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.

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  1. Doubt Says:

    Correction:

    What’s red and pink and flies around the room?
    A manhole with a punctured tit.

  2. no manhole Says:

    Doubt said:

    Correction:

    What’s red and pink and flies around the room?
    A manhole with a punctured tit.

    My guess was that you are a HS student. Not anymore. Your either a Junior HS or some reform camp student.

  3. Doubt Says:

    Next: The ‘You might be a rapist if…’ satire - ‘You might be a manhole if…’
    I enjoy the Russian reversal.

  4. no manhole Says:

    Doubt said:

    Next: The ‘You might be a rapist if…’ satire - ‘You might be a manhole if…’
    I enjoy the Russian reversal.

    This is pretty lame, Doubt. Really. Go study math.

  5. Doubt Says:

    I love pissing feminists off; then again, who doesn’t? Anyone who makes themselves an easy target deserves to learn security or humility.

  6. agentofdesire Says:

    Doubt said:

    I love pissing feminists off.

    Doubt, you are far too inadequate a human being to piss anyone off. Well…you are a bit irritating like a gnat, but not significant enough to spoil anyone’s day. But anyway, if it helps you to disguise your repressed sexual feelings from yourself, carry on. But I think cruising, cottaging or therapy might be a bit more healthy for you.

  7. Doubt Says:

    So now I have repressed feelings.
    Look through her history; witness for yourself the failed abortion that is feminism!

  8. Doubt Says:

    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/bi.txt
    I encourage you to further your research. Observe deception, hypocrisy, and racism. All feminists are rich white whores.
    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/transvestite.txt
    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
    Our side is the side of reason.

  9. Doubt Says:

    Feminists do not want you to further your knowledge. Feminists want to repress sites like this because their beliefs can not stand up to criticism.
    Observe another example of feminist repression:
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Missing_White_Womyn_Syndrome
    Freedom or slavery?
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/XxPrincessPunkxx
    Power or servitude?
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BitingBeaver

  10. JY Says:

    Muzalon said:

    JY said:

    Muzalon said:

    JY said:

    Arbalest said:

    Ehehe, that’s a cute speech. But in the end that’s all women are capable of doing, using sex to get ahead. Men do not think of women as just sex objects they simply see women as they see themselves. Without a man to support her or for her to leach off of, a woman is simply nothing, and will waste away as such. They can enjoy it while they can because end the end women using sex to get around will only die sad and unhappy. In fact that’s the only reason women are as far ahead as they are now,not because men bent over backwards for them but because men felt pity for them. The minute that pity is gone, women like that will have no choice but to crawl back and beg for the chance to be useful again.

    and why are women capable of using sex to get ahead? because men are pathetic. men are always horny, always thinking with their dicks. the majority of men will have no problem letting women walk all over them, and would gladly do it. hence the raping in divorce courts. its so bad that even fat chicks can get laid. horny men just call them “thick”.

    is it really just an anglo saxon phenom? Muslims are so horny they’d blow themselves up just to get 72 virgins. Just the mere thought of getting some action is enough to brainwash those idiots. Since the dawn of time men have been fighting wars, inventing stuff, doing this and that, to impress the woman. All the men’s greatest accomplishments were pretty much just to get laid. The woman’s greatest power is manipulating men. Men are physically stronger, yet women still control them with ease. Funny, that.

    It is an Anglo-Saxon phenomenon because Anglo-Saxon cultures are more repressed and puritanical (something Anglo women are keen to maintain) so sex has a higher ’scarcity value’ in Anglo cultures. This is why Anglo American women are such insufferable cunts. Outside the Anglosphere, women are far less entitled, as their main offering has less ‘value’.

    RE Muslims, the heee-roes are served by lithe young boys in green robes and the virgins are 100 feet high. Hardly a conventional sexual model.

    really? we are a puritan society? if this were true, men and women would remain virgins until marriage. how many virgins who aren’t married do you know? exactly. pussy is hardly the rare commodity you make it out to be. this might have been true decades ago (even then it is doubtful), but it is hardly true now. go to any club or bar and you will find legions of drunk sluts ready to give it up. even if have zero game, you can find an escort to satisfy your needs. the reason women act like cunts is because men let them get away with it. for every guy who listens to tom leykus, there are ten others who put the pussy on a pedestal.

    as for muslim society, again i reiterate the point that most of the guys there are desperate to get laid. they live in sexually repressed and polygamous societies where a few alpha males do get lots of women and get to own them like property, while the rest of the beta males don’t get jack. its no wonder they’re so eager to kill themselves. most males aren’t alpha males, which has been my whole point. just like most men aren’t leaders, scientists, or what have you. a few elite men have dominance over women, but the majority don’t.

    Another thing: the reason why women can presently fleece men in the courts and so on, is this: feminism and its fallout have not been properly modulated in western societies yet. Women can fleece men because the law is still in a pre-feminist state, hearkening back to a time when women had little money and few rights: while the socio-economic reality of all that has changed. That’s why we have a men’s movement, to bring these things into line. Society is an unfinished work.

    I will only bother responding to your post, as it was really the only intelligent one. Many of the other posters here reflect very poorly on the site, and no one will take it seriously as a result. I don’t know if they are still in high school or they have never mentally matured, but it makes this place look bad.

    I agree with this your point that I quoted. People with reading comprehension will understand that I hate feminism completely, but I have to give them credit. In a few decades they have completely screwed over men.

    Where I disagree is that a men’s movement will fix things. Again, this is because the majority of men will place the pussy on a pedestal. Just take a look at a lot of the negative comments that feminist men have left on this site. They are your typical ad hominem attacks which make them look stupid. How many men will defend ailomony? You’d think very few would, yet I can find many who think its a great idea. These are your typical “nice” guys who will bend over backwards to please women. These are the weaklings who being failures at life, try to win love and acceptance by having a placating and spineless personality.

    Earlier you pointed out a supposed contradiction - if women are such sluts then how can they use sex as a tool to control men? Again, its because the “nice” guys aren’t the ones getting any (I put nice in parentheses because they’re not really nice, just losers). They’re the ones being friend zoned and providing the emotional (and probably financial) support for their female friends. These females will sleep around and after being used up, they settle for a “nice” guy at age 30, then divorce him and take away everything. They can get away with this because there are more than enough guys who will condone this behavior. These men are the same people who will vehemently defend feminism while completely disregarding the fact that they are being walked upon. The siren call of the pussy is too strong.

    While america may profess to be a christian nation, in practice its not really. Again I ask, how many people do you know who are virgins? Even among the christians, there are very few virgins. Studies show christian girls who take those abstinence vows just end up having anal or oral sex. The repression doesn’t really stop people from looking at porn, having sex with prostitutes, or having sex in general.

    You bring up the middle east, but which culture do you think will win in the long run? The most backwards places in the middle east are also the poorest. Countries like the UAE which are wealthy are far more progressive, and women are treated far better. Obviously, the ignorant and poorer countries in the middle east will not give rights to women. In the long term, if conditions improve there, feminism will come into power.
    I don’t really see the situation improving at all.

  11. Doubt Says:

    JY is functionally retarded.
    Let’s cut the shit and look at the facts. Most feminists are rich white girls: True. Most men arrested for sex crimes are black males: True.
    Anyone who can not put two and two together is functionally retarded: Fucking true.

    Peach said:

    I find many of your rants interesting, however pitiful. Do I agree that most women will cheat? Sure I do. I believe most people will cheat, have cheated or currently are cheating. However, I’d argue in the matter of women hating sex, simply because I myself love it. I am an attractive young woman who lusts after her partner - and I have done for nearly 6 years now.

    My point is not that matter, however.

    It is simply that while many posts are funny, weak, whatever - a post encouraging the Muslims in ANY way, joke or not, is not at all a good thing. These excuses for life are disgusting creatures - and no, not because they are assholes who think it’s ok to beat women and worship Mohammad, the child rapist - but because they worship a god who tells them to kill every non Muslim. Including yourself.

    I doubt I shall post again, or even check back here to see if anyone has responded, but I must say, you really shouldn’t claim all women are cheating, sex hating people.

    I’m sure you already know that though and is a ploy for attention. Good luck to you.

    By the way, I am immature and I need advice from manhole to keep me out of jail. I don’t know I need it, but I need it because without a white suburban female’s insight into greater society, I might very well be left with my life-experience.
    Really, though, read through the bolded parts. Feminism is not a part of the Civil Rights Movement and all feminists are bigots and racists.
    “A noteworthy example of the Court’s diffidence on this issue is Maxwell v. Bishop (1970). Maxwell, a black male, received a death sentence from an Arkansas jury for the nonfatal rape of a white woman. The case received particular attention because Maxwell’s attorneys supported with statistical evidence their claim that Maxwell’s death sentence was part of a racially discriminatory pattern. They first offered data showing that, nationwide, 89 percent of the defendants who were executed for the crime of rape between 1930 and 1962 were black.
    - http://www.answers.com/topic/race-discrimination-and-the-death-penalty  ?cat=biz-fin

    Feminism in its current form has been around for longer than you might think - it’s just taken on different forms; Nazism, censorship, etc.; it’s all about externalizing blame and quite literally is more trouble than it’s worth.

    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt

  12. agentofdesire Says:

    Doubt said:

    Feminists do not want you to further your knowledge. Feminists want to repress sites like this because their beliefs can not stand up to criticism.
    Observe another example of feminist repression:
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Missing_White_Womyn_Syndrome
    Freedom or slavery?
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/XxPrincessPunkxx
    Power or servitude?
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BitingBeaver

    Doubt it’s far too boring to follow your links. I don’t know quite what it is that got up your snatch to make you blame feminism for your personal problems, but Doubt, the problem is with YOU. Do some soul-searching as you are clearly repressed. Everything you post screams it out.

  13. Arbalest Says:

    Right, because he doesn’t agree with you he’s “repressed” Awesome.

  14. agentofdesire Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Right, because he doesn’t agree with you he’s “repressed” Awesome.

    No, plenty of people disagree with me about many things, but having observed the accumulation of Doubt’s posts he is obviously a very confused individual with problems coming to terms with a significant chunk of himself. Dare I say it…his ‘feminine’ side.

  15. Doubt Says:

    JY said:

    [Fucking wall of text]
    The siren call of the pussy is too strong.

    Her argument. In one sentence, repeated over and over again.
    http://www.singleabroad.com/articleasia.html
    At least we wasted her time.

  16. Doubt Says:

    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt

    agentofdesire said:

    Doubt it’s far too boring to follow your links. I don’t know quite what it is that got up your snatch to make you blame feminism for your personal problems, but Doubt, the problem is with YOU. Do some soul-searching as you are clearly repressed. Everything you post screams it out.

    23. agentofdesire Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 9:26 am- IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b

    In fact I like being a faggot so much I thing I’m going to have a bit of cyber sex with YOU son of the suns…Ya ready? Well it doesn’t matter coz I’ve got BIG balls son of the sons, I mean BIG BALLS… you know what they are way bigger than yours.. And in my big aching balls is a whole load of spunk… and you know where that spunk’s gonna go son of the sons?….. Yeah that’s right, it’s gonna go inside your puckered virgin little ass… Yeah that’s right…. ALL the way inside….. Oh yeah my cock is getting really hard now, really hard and my MASSIVE cock is much bigger than yours… OH YEAH!…. I’m flipping you over now son of the suns and I’m pulling down your pants…Yeah I’m going to fuck you til you bleed you little cock-loving whore- and you know what ….. you’re going to LOVE it….. What are you going to do?…. That’s right my sweet little bitch you are going to love it…. I’m glad you know your place yeh…. Now I’m RAMMING it in ooooh yeah! You know, really RAMMING it in you all the way inside……. I hear you’re saying NO!…. but I know that YOU WANT MORE…. and you know what?…… More is what you are going to get… that’s right…ooh yeah…that’s right…. more of my massive cock up your little virgin ass…. OH yeah I’m gonna cum…I’m gonna cum…. I’m gonna cum all my sticky white cum up your virgin little ass… Tell me you like it…yeah that’s right…say it again…Ohhhh…Uh Uh Uh Uh yeah all my sticky sweet cum up your ass…. Ohhhuuaagh Uh Yuh…… Wow! ……… ….Thanks son of the suns …that …was …great…. Must do it again some time.. Shit! Its great to be a man isn’t it?…. Why have you gone all quiet?…. You don’t need a cuddle or something do ya?

  17. agentofdesire Says:

    Thanks for re-posting my cyber-raping of SOTS. I’m very proud of it xx

  18. Doubt Says:

    That is what a feminist looks like.

    How do you stop a manhole from choking?
    Take your dick out of its mouth.
    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/bi.txt

  19. agentofdesire Says:

    Haven’t you said that one already?

  20. Doubt Says:

    agentofdesire said:

    Haven’t you said that one already?

    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/incest4pay.txt

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