Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Correction:
What’s red and pink and flies around the room?
A manhole with a punctured tit.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
My guess was that you are a HS student. Not anymore. Your either a Junior HS or some reform camp student.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Next: The ‘You might be a rapist if…’ satire - ‘You might be a manhole if…’
I enjoy the Russian reversal.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
This is pretty lame, Doubt. Really. Go study math.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I love pissing feminists off; then again, who doesn’t? Anyone who makes themselves an easy target deserves to learn security or humility.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Doubt, you are far too inadequate a human being to piss anyone off. Well…you are a bit irritating like a gnat, but not significant enough to spoil anyone’s day. But anyway, if it helps you to disguise your repressed sexual feelings from yourself, carry on. But I think cruising, cottaging or therapy might be a bit more healthy for you.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
So now I have repressed feelings.
Look through her history; witness for yourself the failed abortion that is feminism!
April 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/bi.txt
I encourage you to further your research. Observe deception, hypocrisy, and racism. All feminists are rich white whores.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/transvestite.txt
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
Our side is the side of reason.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Feminists do not want you to further your knowledge. Feminists want to repress sites like this because their beliefs can not stand up to criticism.
Observe another example of feminist repression:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Missing_White_Womyn_Syndrome
Freedom or slavery?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/XxPrincessPunkxx
Power or servitude?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BitingBeaver
April 5th, 2008 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
I will only bother responding to your post, as it was really the only intelligent one. Many of the other posters here reflect very poorly on the site, and no one will take it seriously as a result. I don’t know if they are still in high school or they have never mentally matured, but it makes this place look bad.
I agree with this your point that I quoted. People with reading comprehension will understand that I hate feminism completely, but I have to give them credit. In a few decades they have completely screwed over men.
Where I disagree is that a men’s movement will fix things. Again, this is because the majority of men will place the pussy on a pedestal. Just take a look at a lot of the negative comments that feminist men have left on this site. They are your typical ad hominem attacks which make them look stupid. How many men will defend ailomony? You’d think very few would, yet I can find many who think its a great idea. These are your typical “nice” guys who will bend over backwards to please women. These are the weaklings who being failures at life, try to win love and acceptance by having a placating and spineless personality.
Earlier you pointed out a supposed contradiction - if women are such sluts then how can they use sex as a tool to control men? Again, its because the “nice” guys aren’t the ones getting any (I put nice in parentheses because they’re not really nice, just losers). They’re the ones being friend zoned and providing the emotional (and probably financial) support for their female friends. These females will sleep around and after being used up, they settle for a “nice” guy at age 30, then divorce him and take away everything. They can get away with this because there are more than enough guys who will condone this behavior. These men are the same people who will vehemently defend feminism while completely disregarding the fact that they are being walked upon. The siren call of the pussy is too strong.
While america may profess to be a christian nation, in practice its not really. Again I ask, how many people do you know who are virgins? Even among the christians, there are very few virgins. Studies show christian girls who take those abstinence vows just end up having anal or oral sex. The repression doesn’t really stop people from looking at porn, having sex with prostitutes, or having sex in general.
You bring up the middle east, but which culture do you think will win in the long run? The most backwards places in the middle east are also the poorest. Countries like the UAE which are wealthy are far more progressive, and women are treated far better. Obviously, the ignorant and poorer countries in the middle east will not give rights to women. In the long term, if conditions improve there, feminism will come into power.
I don’t really see the situation improving at all.
April 5th, 2008 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
JY is functionally retarded.
Let’s cut the shit and look at the facts. Most feminists are rich white girls: True. Most men arrested for sex crimes are black males: True.
Anyone who can not put two and two together is functionally retarded: Fucking true.
By the way, I am immature and I need advice from manhole to keep me out of jail. I don’t know I need it, but I need it because without a white suburban female’s insight into greater society, I might very well be left with my life-experience.
Really, though, read through the bolded parts. Feminism is not a part of the Civil Rights Movement and all feminists are bigots and racists.
“A noteworthy example of the Court’s diffidence on this issue is Maxwell v. Bishop (1970). Maxwell, a black male, received a death sentence from an Arkansas jury for the nonfatal rape of a white woman. The case received particular attention because Maxwell’s attorneys supported with statistical evidence their claim that Maxwell’s death sentence was part of a racially discriminatory pattern. They first offered data showing that, nationwide, 89 percent of the defendants who were executed for the crime of rape between 1930 and 1962 were black.”
- http://www.answers.com/topic/race-discrimination-and-the-death-penalty ?cat=biz-fin
Feminism in its current form has been around for longer than you might think - it’s just taken on different forms; Nazism, censorship, etc.; it’s all about externalizing blame and quite literally is more trouble than it’s worth.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
April 5th, 2008 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Doubt it’s far too boring to follow your links. I don’t know quite what it is that got up your snatch to make you blame feminism for your personal problems, but Doubt, the problem is with YOU. Do some soul-searching as you are clearly repressed. Everything you post screams it out.
April 5th, 2008 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97cd2b51593dd
Right, because he doesn’t agree with you he’s “repressed” Awesome.
April 5th, 2008 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
No, plenty of people disagree with me about many things, but having observed the accumulation of Doubt’s posts he is obviously a very confused individual with problems coming to terms with a significant chunk of himself. Dare I say it…his ‘feminine’ side.
April 5th, 2008 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Her argument. In one sentence, repeated over and over again.
http://www.singleabroad.com/articleasia.html
At least we wasted her time.
April 5th, 2008 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt
April 5th, 2008 at 8:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Thanks for re-posting my cyber-raping of SOTS. I’m very proud of it xx
April 5th, 2008 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That is what a feminist looks like.
How do you stop a manhole from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/bi.txt
April 5th, 2008 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Haven’t you said that one already?
April 5th, 2008 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/incest4pay.txt