Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
perhaps you guys need some better reading comprehension. who said i wasn’t misogynist? i just don’t make any pretense that men are better, especially given the state of the laws in america. if men are better, why is it that men have to pay child support for a kid that’s not even theirs if they dont contest paternity within a very short time period? ask yourself, who does this law benefit, and who does it screw over, and then ask yourself, how did it come to be passed.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
yeah exactly. think about that. men are the ones who do everything. they do the back breaking labor, while women just sit around and spend all their money, cheat on them, divorce them, and take everything. so who really is the winner in such a scenario? You say “that’s the only thing they have” as though it were a bad thing.
That’s like saying warren buffet is only good at picking stocks. That’s all he needs. A con artist is only good at exploiting the stupid. Why would he need to do anything else when he is amply rewarded by the stupid? Likewise, why does a woman need to do anything other than spread her legs when there are legions of guys willing to commit financial suicide in order to be with her? A tape worm has evolved to leech off other people’s digestion systems. It doesn’t “need” anything else. A woman has evolved to pussy whip guys for free. They don’t “need” to do anything else. Anything else is just icing on the cake. They can go out and be scientists, engineers, doctors and what not, but most don’t need to, given the sad state of men.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:03 am - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
really? we are a puritan society? if this were true, men and women would remain virgins until marriage. how many virgins who aren’t married do you know? exactly. pussy is hardly the rare commodity you make it out to be. this might have been true decades ago (even then it is doubtful), but it is hardly true now. go to any club or bar and you will find legions of drunk sluts ready to give it up. even if have zero game, you can find an escort to satisfy your needs. the reason women act like cunts is because men let them get away with it. for every guy who listens to tom leykus, there are ten others who put the pussy on a pedestal.
as for muslim society, again i reiterate the point that most of the guys there are desperate to get laid. they live in sexually repressed and polygamous societies where a few alpha males do get lots of women and get to own them like property, while the rest of the beta males don’t get jack. its no wonder they’re so eager to kill themselves. most males aren’t alpha males, which has been my whole point. just like most men aren’t leaders, scientists, or what have you. a few elite men have dominance over women, but the majority don’t.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e8812eb2e561
You’re giving women way too much credit, the ones who go that route suffer more in the end. All the single mothers whining about not having help, all the celebs having mental breakdowns like Spears, in the end women are unintelligent and shortsighted. One way or another they live in a constant state of depression and self-hate. You can easily see it if you look. Due to their own incompetence, women are incapable of being truly happy. Even the men they do screw over will tell others how to avoid it. Soon, a immunity to women’s parasitism will develop and they will have no choice to act as they should.
And another thing, women do not act the way they do because men “let” them, they do so because they’re simply incapable of acting otherwise. Their own stupidity should be credited to them and them alone.
and lastly if you’re so sure that men are pussywhipped you could try changing it instead of complaining on the internet at people who know better already. Not only does it make you look like a whining pussywhipped man, it’s redundant
April 4th, 2008 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: a2604f35835ab
Dick, please reply..what is the name of the song played in the background of the first video, Part 1: The Man Beginning ..it’s piano jazz, i adore piano jazz, who plays it?
April 4th, 2008 at 7:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
It seems our little JY is thinking again.
http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/06/24/prostitutes/index.h tml
That’s enough of that.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Comparatively speaking, Anglo countries are repressive. This is revealed by your assumption that simple sexual intercourse is the zenith of sexual experience. In Continental countries, intercourse is more like bread and butter: they consider such Anglo-American assumptions to be primitive. Anglo-American taboos against porn have always been more repressive than other advanced societies. Activities like S & M are seen as perversions in Anglo countries, abroad they are just part of a normal sex life. Anglo-Americans are so sexually backward they don’t know how backward they are. Why else are there sites like this?
Also, your views are contradictory. If all women were sluts as you attest, sex would lose all its bargaining power. Yet you also maintain males are controlled by sex; yet, if women did not ration sex, this ‘control’ would be ineffective. And women DO ration sex, or try to: this is why the 60s Sexual Revolution died the proverbial death; why most women try to ban porn, prostitution, and so on. Only 2% of women are prostitutes in advanced industrial societies, hardly a universal lifestyle. Serious sexual research refutes your claims of female sexual profligacy in Anglo Saxon societies. It simply is not in their interest to lower the barter value of sex. If you go to a pleb youth slut bar, you’re just seeing less than 1% of the female population. Most women aren’t hot, young and sexy: less than 5% in fact.
Another thing: the reason why women can presently fleece men in the courts and so on, is this: feminism and its fallout have not been properly modulated in western societies yet. Women can fleece men because the law is still in a pre-feminist state, hearkening back to a time when women had little money and few rights: while the socio-economic reality of all that has changed. That’s why we have a men’s movement, to bring these things into line. Society is an unfinished work.
Also, do men do stuff merely to impress women? Women are generally more interested in gay serial killers on death row, not scientists or soldiers or politicians. Guys like Washington or Newton were hardly fighting off cunts with clubs, yet who could be more alpha than them? Also, most males in high positions are not true alphas anyway: they are just born into wealth and advantage. Birth class determines social status rather than genes in 90% of cases. This is why true alphas like Ghengis Khan cannot create lasting dynasties - their genetic legacy deteriorates with each successive generation, until only faux alphas remain, to be swept into the shit pan of history.
RE Muslims, even low status men enjoy much higher status than women in those societies. For example, any man’s testimony is worth more than a woman’s in an Islamic Court of law. It does not matter if the male is a farmhand and the female a Princess. Of course, here the opposite it true. And interestingly, a lot of Islamic terrorists are not plebs at all. Many come from good families and enjoy successful careers. Some are higher professionals. Why do they kill themselves? Your guess is as good as mine.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 86642c3f666e5
That was great. Definitely made my morning. And this JY fag needs to wash the sand out of his clit and shut the hell up. Stop rambling on like a whining ass whore. Grow a set bud. If I wanted to read this much rambling, I’d go to a woman’s site.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
JY’s understanding of the Arabic world is absolute hubris and retardation.
April 5th, 2008 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: b6b48fd369422
you are the biggest ass wipe that i ever seen in my life..why don’t you suck a penis since you sure don’t like pussy..you are a sexist bastard..just go kill yourself..without women on this planet you wouldn’t be able to function..i feel bad for the women who gave you birth..you don’t even deserve to live
April 5th, 2008 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
Its ironic you post such a irrational, emotional hate rant on this of all articles.
April 5th, 2008 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: b6b48fd369422
it really doesn’t matter which article i post it on, i honestly don’t care..its not like i been reading these shitty articles..i just saw some of the book and that’s all i needed..Dick(perfect name for him) honestly doesn’t care that he’s putting down women all around the world and that there are idiots out the believing everything he’s saying
April 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: ce4e0fa60436e
says the rabid cunt frothing at the mouth.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Did you know that 99% of dead manholes were battered manholes first?
And all this time, I was eating mine plain!
What do you tell a manhole with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You’ve already told her twice!
Why did the manhole fall out of the tree?
Because, she was dead!
Why are dead manholes such shitty drivers?
Because, they are manholes!
Why did the manhole fall off the swing?
Because, her arms were cut off!
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb manhole get for Christmas?
Cancer!
What do you call a manhole with no legs?
A nightcrawler!
What’s the difference between your job and a dead manhole?
Your job still sucks!
What’s the worst thing about killing a Chinese manhole?
An hour later, you want to kill another one!
What’s the difference between Jello and a dead manhole?
Jello wiggles when you eat it!
What’s the difference between a dead manhole in the road and a dead cat in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dead cat!
What’s the difference between a Corvette and a dead manhole?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage!
What do you do if your manhole is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
Shoot her again!
What’s the difference between an onion and a manhole?
You don’t cry when you chop up a manhole!
April 5th, 2008 at 1:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e4c3ebf303e9
Evidently the dosage of ritalin you are receiving a day (6 x 1000 mgs) is ineffective. Time to move you up to an anti-psychotic medication. Frankly, I would like to see you move to Singapore, commit a minor infraction, and have your ass lashed with a sharpened cane. Aeeeeeee-chaaaaaa!!!!!!!
April 5th, 2008 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What’s funnier than a dead manhole?
A dead manhole in a clown costume!
What’s funnier than a dead manhole?
A dead manhole sitting next to a manhole with down syndrome.
How do you know when a manhole is a dead manhole?
The dog plays with it more.
What’s more fun than feeling up a dead manhole?
Feeling up a dead manhole with three nipples
How do you make a dead manhole float?
Take your foot off of its head.
What’s the difference between a manhole and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Why are test tube manholes the most beautiful ones?
Because they’re hand made.
What’s brown and gurgles?
A manhole in a casserole.
What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A manhole with a punctured lung.
What do you call a dead manhole with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
How do you stop a manhole screaming and crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other foot to the floor.
What do you call a dead manhole with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a dead manhole, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A Big Mac.
What’s blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A manhole playing in a plastic bag.
How do you stop a manhole falling down a well?
Stick a javelin through its head.
How many manholes does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you swing them.
What’s purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled manhole in a bag of salt.
What’s the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of manhole guts?
You can’t gargle gravel.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A manhole in a trash compactor.
What do you call a dead manhole with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
‘That’s Life.’
What’s the difference between a manhole and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an axe.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant manhole?
A baby with a black eye!
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/gay4pay.txt
April 5th, 2008 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e4c3ebf303e9
Correction: you need multiple drug therapy with several anti-psychotics, and multiple lashes with the sharpened end of a rattan cane over the course of several weeks.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070821064531AAERBhS
April 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Correction:
What’s red and pink and flies around the room?
A manhole with a punctured tit.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
My guess was that you are a HS student. Not anymore. Your either a Junior HS or some reform camp student.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Next: The ‘You might be a rapist if…’ satire - ‘You might be a manhole if…’
I enjoy the Russian reversal.