Either Shut Up or Don’t — But Please Do
Women have a real problem when it comes to speaking. The problem is that they do it. If women could just keep their fucking mouths shut, they wouldn’t get into any trouble in the first place.
Say goodbye to wife battery, say goodbye to mugging probably, say goodbye to violence against women in general.
Women can’t shut the fuck up though. But you can’t ever hear them either, so what the fuck?
If you try to have a conversation with a woman anywhere but The Cone of Silence, you are completely fucked. Women mumble. They mumble in life like they mumble in their dreams. It’s just a bunch of half-assed meanderings and abortions that seem like sentences and thoughts, but aren’t.
It’s not because women have no confidence like you’d think at first. You’re a man after all and the simplest explanation is always the most correct one. We’re talking about women, however. That means the correct explanation is the one that’s as stupid as possible.
In order to have no confidence, you have to have some kind of notion of confidence. Women don’t so that’s right out the window. So is the fact that women don’t know what they’re talking about. When women don’t know what they’re talking about, they talk twice as loud. Fuck, the less a woman knows, the louder her voice gets. That’s why when they’re talking about relationships and fucking them up, you can hear them over a dinner party of 15 — and especially when it comes to the subject of sexual dysfunction.
The truth is women are offended you can’t read their minds. If you could they’d call you a pervert or a child molester or something like that. It doesn’t matter because it’s impossible anyway and as a man I don’t waste my time opining on impossible bullshit. Women are offended you can’t read their mind, so they talk as low as possible to punish you for it.
Women also mainly learn to speak while shopping. During shopping, you can’t walk around shouting and singing like you can on a playground or a pub. Shopping is bullshit. It’s not about living life or having fun in any way, but since women all hate themselves and each other, they grow up doing it.
Conclusion? Women are conditioned like dogs to mumble. Try teaching a dog not to sit when you say sit. You can’t. Just buy hearing aids or better yet ignore every fucking woman who ever opens her mouth. It’s not like anything worth a shit is going to come out.
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”Women can’t shut the fuck up though. But you can’t ever hear them either, so what the fuck?”
Ask any man that’s lived with a woman for any length of time. We’re constantly berated for ‘not istening. The truth is actually, we’ve stopped listening (zoned you out) because you wown’t shut up. The gender that doesn’t listen and this is clearly displayed by most female posters on this site, are women.
JP: Whats the answer for men then, lay down and take more?
A man that comes to this site in order to pander to women? Dude, get a life. Get a clue. Get a new web site to visit. Call up Helen Brown and see if she’s free tonight, or at least reasonable. If John_Petrucci is a woman trying to mind phuck anyone, the same advice applies.
*Sigh* It’s sad, you know.
Women, whether you believe it or not, are WAY better than what they’re credited for. Men complain just as much as women do…just look at this fucking website. It’s a complaining convention.
All I have to say is, if men and women can’t get along, then we’re never gonna stop global warming. lol XD
I you’re great, John_Petrucci. :D
My bad i accidentally added the I from typing on another thing
*You’re great, John_Petrucci. :D
Haha, thanks X)
No prob. :]]
Will you two cunts stop sucking one another’s sadly misshapen nipples and get the fuck out?
Jesus you two are pathetic
You know, it sounds pretty GAY when you say shit like “manly man”. XD
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU GUYS HAVE TO BE GAY!!! THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE GETTING ANY WOMEN ANYHOW. NOT WITH THIS LAME ASS GAME. SO GO FUCK EACHOTHER IN THE ASS AND KISS YOUR MOM WITH YOUR NASTY ANAL SMELLING MOUTH. FOR THE DUMB ASS LITTLE 17 YR OLD TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE 40YR OLD VIRGINS ON THIS WEBSITE, ENJOY YOUR ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. JUST BECAUSE DADDY BEAT MOMMY ALL YOUR LIFE DOE NOT MAKE IT RIGHT.
Wow, thnx actually for bringing this SO Spot-On article to my attention.
Who knew, a Caps-Lock Bitch that did some good. By pure accident of course.
Ah, BTW. Get the fuck off this site!
Hah. Typical angry woman mindlessly ranting because she has no points. She writes angry comments on a website she doesn’t like, that is a clear indication that she is either unatractive or overweight and feels the need to get attention on the internet. Alisha instead of spending your time leaving comments on a website that doesn’t care about your opinion, try running on the treadmill and losing some weight.
what is this website but a mindless rant? its the funniest thing i’ve read in weeks. i never knew so many men needed to get a life!
Okay.
Jesus christ, i love how accurate this article is. I was standing in a food line today and these two fat cunts behind me had a fucking 5 minute conversation trying to decide between the turkey wrap and the chicken salad. You beastly broads! i recommend 2 rice cakes and a 2 hour bicycle ride!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!
Sgt. Reyes if you men who claim to be so intelligent and better than women can be manipulated by a woman than I’m sorry you’re not intelligent! I would also like “Dick” Masterson to explain to me why men sexually molest, rape and kill children? Why do they do it?
better than bein with a woman
Because they usually come from single mothers who couldn’t get over their issues and took them out on their kids. Charles Manson for example, his mother was a complete whore who even sold him around for money and when she got tired of him she passed him off on a bible beater of a sister who turned him into the monster he is now. There are millions of cases like this, and you don’t see a woman saying a thing about them now do you?
A woman calling a man a rapist is like Nazis calling a monk a fascist. It just doesn’t work.
OK, so Charles Manson had a single mother. Well, where was the father during all this time? And don’t even try pulling the “he left her because she was a whore” bullshit. He just fucking didn’t care about the kid, so he left. Typical man.
Yeah, that is quite true…
Well that is typical of somebody who doesn’t know much about life, shelled and avoidant of reality.
They are glib and not knowing that a rational person does criticise their lack of understanding.
Most people who turn out the worst, especially in low income areas, had one thing in common. No father.
Actually, if you listen to Manson talk, his mother didn’t really even know who his father was. She didn’t even care enough about him to give him a name. For a long time, his birth certificate said “no-name Maddox”. Maddox was his mother’s maiden name. He’s named after the guy who seemed to be the most likely candidate as the father, but if it was provable she probably wouldn’t have resorted to hooking and just raped William Manson for money.
Men do it simply because thats really all Women are good for. I don’t think I need to restate the proven facts that men are better drivers, they work harder, they’re stronger, they drill for oil so you can have hair products…etc
And pray tell what is a ‘REAL’ woman? One who has mastered the art of Manipulating a man? Or mastered deceitfulness?
A real woman would know:
- When she’s not wanted
- How to shut the fuck up.
- Sgt Reyes
If you truly are like that, stay that way and don’t let the women around you ‘infect’ you with the westernized woman’s FUBAR mentality
- Sgt. Reyes
Why don’t you go back to ‘Top Ten reasons Men are better than women’ and read my response to another miserable harpy who attempted to argue with logic.
- Sgt Reyes
ok. i just want to say that i am not one of those women =[ and i do agree with most of the things said, about most women. and im not going to argue with any man on here but really not every women is lyk that. i actually obey my boyfriend, do not argue with him, ask permission to speak wen i think its not an appropriate time for me to speak, do things for him, say yes sir… blahblahblah the whole nine yards. everything women should do. and plz dont say anything about the way i am typing b.c i kno its wrong. im 17 and im used to myspace. i dont care rite now about the correct spelling, im just typing a quick thing. i kno english.. anyway yea there are a lot of retarded women out there who are lyk that but not EVERYONE its not fair to the ones that lyk to please men and ppl lyk me :( my boyfriend is just lyk yu and maybe yu just havnt found the rite girl . one who knos her place. but there are some out there b.c im sure not every man that thinks the way yu do is single. yes i kno men are stronger, smarter and better but there are a lot of stupid ones out there too ones that just sit on their lazy asses and get fat while their wives serve them. so men well NOT ALL men are perfect. i believe if the man works hard and is a MAN. not a pussy then he diserves a good respectful, obedient wife. but a lazy fat ass is not a man so doesnt diserve anything but a bitchy whining complaining whore :) sorry for writing so much. byebye.
Men have 3 interests and the only reasons you started this blog… money, getting their dicks sucked (and don’t kid yourself about those orgasms or that swallowing shit)and feeling superior to everyone else on the planet. You are the most pathetic human being (oh ok you may be 1 knotch below serial killers but I am confident that you are a rapist) I have ever heard of and I feel deeply sorry for your mom. How could a woman spawn such a monster?
Oh my fucking god…. I cannot believe some of the completely idiot shit I’ve read on this site so far. First of all, though, for many women, yes I can agree to some things, but that is not so for ALL women. Believe it or not, there ARE many women who are not stupid cheating obnoxious whores.
I will say right now that I am a woman. I know you may not necessarily want women on this site, but nevertheless, women come on here anyway, as you may have already guessed.
I will also admit right now that it is true for me that I would like my significant other to be able to know what it on my mind, although I know that it is impossible for them to actually read my mind. I will next admit that I do not consider myself “advanced” in the English language, even though it is my first language, although I do know for a fact that I at least know it better than a lot of people (female AND male) that I have talked to over the years.
I admit to mumbling or talking too loud, although, even though you may not believe it, but I do have a million thoughts racing inside my head searching for the right words to say. I am not trying to be rude. If I was trying to be rude, I would look directly at you, roll my eyes, then walk away annoyed.
On another page… Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women… What the fuck is wrong with you?! Men do not suffer from Tourette Syndrome? Excuse me, but I’ve met quite a few males who DO in fact suffer from that. Next on that list. Women are racist. What the hell. As if men aren’t as well? Everyone is to some degree (just like I believe everyone is “bisexual” to some degree). Look around at the fucking world, you idiots, and maybe you will find some truth outside of the towns of whores and Hollywood sluts that you’ve come to believe are true for all women.
I bet, if any of you would bother taking your mind off of these thoughts for even ten minutes and talking to a REAL woman, you would realize how idiotically false this site is.
I’ve said before that I do not deny that some things on this site are true for some reason, hell, I know plenty, but do not even think for one moment that it is true for all. There are still MANY women in the world not completely corrupted by stupid Hollywood idealisms. Also, take a look at some of your fellow “men” as well. MANY are just as bad, and even worse than how you have described women on this site.
Before I end this, I will say, maybe this has been rather unbearably long for those of you who’ve bothered to read this (especially if you are a male who believes in this site). I also realize that many of you may end up attempting to make fun of me for simply being a woman leaving a comment on this site (or hell, you may just make fun of me for that comment there, or maybe not).
There is a lot more that I COULD say, but that I feel do not currently need to be said. Maybe someday I shall visit again and leave another comment somewhere on this site talking about other things that many of you may not care to read. Whether you bother to read this or not, I really could care less actually, because I know these words still will probably not change most of your minds; But at least I can have hope that SOMEONE might respond positively.
Here’s hoping there are still intelligent beings somewhere in this world.
-Aly-
Just the fact that you’re a women and you’re visiting a site that doesn’t want to hear your opinion proves that you’re just another one of the million women that need attention because deep down they know they are weaker then men.
When I see several things on a woman, such as:
Excessive tattoos & piercings
Way out revealing clothing
Extreme hair colour
I am impressed, because this is usually a sign that I am going to get laid without having to put in too much effort.
I hate people with pink hair. They’re not impressing anyone.
Here’s another one. Whenever a gurl comes up to me and tries to treat me like shit, I call her out on her bluff. When she tries to get her huddled in-crowd to back her up, I say, “That’s a funny girl who can’t fight her own battles.” If she’s stupid enough to reply, simply state the obvious. “I have 50% more muscle mass than you. It does not matter if you’re a guy or a girl, or how good a fighter you are. You can’t beat me up.” Of course don’t try to fight her, just set her straight. If she is still being a little cunt, explain to her that an attack strategy of going for the opponent’s genitals is hardly a fool-proof plan, and that trying to solve her personality issues with violence is hardly improving her image.
Worked for me, wonderfully. Oddly enough, I overheard the chick talking about how much she wants to have sex with me. Apparently the in-crowd pussies aren’t the sexiest men around. What a surprise.
I suppose it may also have something to do with the fact that people who can not stand up for themselves without their ‘friends (protection)’ are just unable to become anything more than figureheads.
They are hardly inspiring, have proven time and time again to be immoral and unjust, and the few times they have been given a position of any true power they have squandered it in the most unremarkable way. It’s like an ‘adult’ version of those emo kids who wear clear glasses and just scream, “Look at how anti-conformist I, like, am! I have pink hair!!!”
You really have guts, dearie. Now why don’t you and all you unique kids get back in your little social clique, I have something better to do than to lord over how much I’ve whored myself out.
Having more people similar to you hardly makes you better than me.
@ Talon: It was a rather humorous hyperbole too. Saying that “womyn” or “wimmin” should be shot on sight, as opposed to women, was rather clever. I have now added that gem to my repertoire if attacks to feminists’ bullshit.
I do not concur.
I can undersand that. I was, of course, exaggerating.
I have a problem with people that use the label “womyn” or “wimmin” becuase “woman” has man in it.
I do not concur.
I can stand being called gay. But it’s not true. I’d just tell them so and then walk away. But you. HA. You could drive some men gay.