Father’s Day: Trick or Treat?
Every man in the world knows that Father’s Day is complete bullshit. That’s why none of us bat an eye when it comes around. Men don’t like to waste their time getting bent out of shape because of a bunch of nonsense.
We men also know that if you want to do something nice for a man, you just do it. You don’t make a big fucking deal out of it. You don’t act like you deserve a prize for stopping off at Best Buy on the way home from getting your hair done and spending more of that very same man’s money on a gift certificate.
So why is Father’s Day so contrary to the man-spirit of things?
Guess what. It was invented by a woman.
Father’s Day was invented by a woman who wanted to get a shit load of attention and glory for herself just for having the audacity to decide to honor her father for a day. If women weren’t banned from this site I would say: Here’s a good way to honor your father, ladies. Don’t marry a jackass.
But they are banned and it wouldn’t matter anyway because women love marrying guys that make them miserable.
Also, obviously when I say ‘invented’, I don’t mean invented like what a man does when he creates every new thing that has ever helped humanity. I mean invented like a woman does when she comes up with reasons why it’s not being a cocktease to trick all her male work friends into moving her into a new apartment.
Fiction can be fun.
Men also do not give a shit about father’s day, because men are not the sort to set up an obstacle course just to watch the people they love trip all over themselves trying to complete it. Women, on the other hand, love that manner of bullshit. That’s why they invent holidays and anniversaries and then skulk around the calendar in the hopes that you’ll miss them.
You know what. That’s actually the best present that you can give a woman on any occasion. Just completely forget about the whole thing and act like you’re sorry. She’ll get a two hour high of rage and tantrum that ought to carry her well into the next farcical woman’s holiday.
Seriously, let’s count the holidays for women. Mother’s Day. One. Secretary’s Day. Two. Teacher’s Day. Three. Bring your Goddamn Daughter To Work Day. Four. Weddings. Fucking Infinity.
There’s no Bring Your Son to Work Day because men want to keep their boys away from the workplace as long as possible — since one day they’ll be chained to it for the rest of their lives.
Happy Father’s Day anyway. I guess.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!! You’re right!!! I do have empty-pants!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I’m right, too, YOU have empty-pants!!!vHahahahahahahahaha!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!!
Holy crap, don’t forget ‘Woman’s Month’ (March), interestingly, but not surprisingly enough, the very month following ‘African American History Month’ (February). (this should be immediately and officially shortened to AAHM). Women have tricked society into providing them an entire month celebrating and highlighting the many and varied inadequacies of women, duping the uninformed into believing that women should be celebrated not only 24/7/365, but also an entire straight month of the year. Obviously, I am unto something. In order to hold something up to the light of day, one must compare it to something else. That something else is men. Women must criticize, demonize, and hold men down 24 hours a day, in order to elevate themselves in the same time frame. This is psychology 101. Women must put men down in order to elevate their own lot in life. If this were not true, why do women spend so much time and energy celebrating themselves? Case closed. Again, read the rude and insensitive remarks by women. They all have sad, pathetic, painful memories (or lack thereof) about their fathers; yet remarkably, their mothers were all saints in their eyes, unable and incapable of flaw. Misandrists all.
I barely remember mine…..
these fucking sick feminist bitches don’t stop posting on this site , what the fuck???? hey , you have a lot of sick feminist sites , post there !!! wtf are you doing here???? this site is not for bitching !!!! so fuck off you sick bitches !!!!!!!!
How proud your mother and FATHER must be……for wishing death upon someone you dont even know.
you should be shot! …………how proud your mother must be!
When it’s Mother’s Day women demand a day at the spa away from the kids (i.e., to go shopping), when it’s Father’s Day women insist that men spend quality time with their kids (so that mom can go shopping).
See: Is this hate speech.
Castration for sex offenders!
I have to say that I’ve met a lot of good men and a few men who act like bitches. I am with a man who is a real man and I really respect guys who have it together. I do see your point though. Women today are using their bodies to get things. It seems like any attention even bad attention like flashing their breasts or vaginas. I think a lot of women would rather hide behind a man to support them or use their body. It all comes down to fear. Women play the victim time and again because it’s just easier. We know that no matter what we do we will be laughed at so we manipulate to get our way. I see women do this all the time. I geuss you see this too. How many women say all the stuff he worked his ass off for 30 years somehow belongs to her because she sat on her ass all those years like a fucking dog. I’m pissed at these women too.
I’m a woman and I don’t understand women. At least in the 1950’s women were respectable. I feel embarassed when girls flash their body parts. It is really sad. I can’t even defend my gender. I will end up embarassing myself. I actually cover up now from head to toe because I am trying to be a good woman. I am attractive but don’t want anyone looking at me but my husband. It seems like women just don’t have any self respect left. I know I’m not that smart. I’m just a simple person. I respect my husband and listen to what he says because he is a good man. You must admit that some women are less trashy then others. My grandmother was a good woman. Your mother was probably good as well. It’s getting harder and harder to find good women but they are out there.
Thats BS. Men love when you do little nice things for them.
Right, we do, but you seem to have missed the point of the article (not that I’m surprised) in that it’s bullshit to set up an entire fucking day so that you can go OH LOOK AT HOW GENEROUS I’M BEING.
In your list of female holidays you forgot Valentine’s Day.
@diamatik bang on. (no pun intended).
Diamonds occur in large quantity, and, apart from industrial uses, have no inherent value. The genius of men was to indeed recognize that women, as you say, like “shiny things”.
-wolfe
@ Chris: Women have never invented anything. I’m quite sure that men invented those days for two reasons:
1. To get laid; and
2. To generate revenue for their corporations.
Do you really think that women invented this ‘A diamond is forever’ bullshit, or do you think that a few male executives realised that since women like shiny things that they can be easily convinced to spread their legs for a lovely glistering and colourless rock, and thus creating men’s demand for such a powerful panty-dropping tool?
What a load of crap fathers day, mothers day and valentines day etc are. Not only are they invented by women to give them something to concentrate on and then use against us when we forget to buy them something or what they brought us. Its also a ploy for us to spend more hard earned money on crap that will be thrown away and forgotten about a few days later.
Theres no need for these days, birthdays and christmas is about it, with the exception of easter for kids.
Well then I’m glad they serve some purpose.
I am not saying that she won’t be voted in, I just don’t think that she would live long enough to go full-term. I believe that many of the same people who would assasinate a black male if he were to take office would do the same thing to some ugly white bitch.
We’ll see if your sword matches your tongue when the whores and effeminate men elect Hillary.
Well, It didnt happen did it??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She pussied out halfway through.