Greatness Comes in Inches

Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.

Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.

Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.

In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.

That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.

Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.

Men are better than women.

The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.

Wrong.

Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.

Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.

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I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.

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All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.

The Wave of Genius

Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.

The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.

Which means men created everything.

1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.

Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.

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Enhance.

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Enhance.

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Enhance.

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If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.

Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.

And thanks to Anonymous for this:

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UPDATE:

Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”

Men are better than women.

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Comment by sam
2009-12-02 14:47:28 - IP Man-Hash: 9bf38e78f48ee

are you gay?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:28:59 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-22 17:30:01 - IP Man-Hash: 18480ea929099

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
Comment by Harry
2009-10-14 11:39:12 - IP Man-Hash: a046bffb7ff15

”’Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.â€?
Me: “That’s Einstein.â€?’

Says it all really.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-10-14 08:12:56 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

“ARISSA” below is about as fucked up as they come.

If she listened to 10 minutes of Tom Leykis she would no choice but to agree like SO MANY of the female callers … and she will be fingering herself for LIFE until she grows old with her fucking cats.

What kind of a fucked up cunt is gonna pretend there isn’t a valid point on this website???

“NO WOMEN ALLOWED, FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE” is the FIRST valid point and the women are just too fucking stupid to get it.

 
Comment by Arissa
2009-09-13 01:31:31 - IP Man-Hash: ef1e0ba86e2a7

Thank you so much for making this website, Dickhead! I now have a foolproof way of judging potential boyfriends: Showing them this site! If said potential boyfriend agrees with a single point you have ever made in your entire useless life, then he is obviously too much of an asshole for me to bother with. So again, thank you so much!! You’ve really saved me a lot of trouble, and you know, since I’m female and all I really couldn’t handle much trouble to begin with.

Have a nice day!!
Riss

Comment by studioline
2009-09-13 03:09:43 - IP Man-Hash: e9050a977a95d

Thank you in advance for sending men to this site, so they can learn that the first imperssion of you being a total skunk, was 100% correct, also that they do not need you for anything other than at most one time lousy fuck, and that all men in the wrold actually think the same way, so i’ts ok for him to say to you after he is done- Now fuck yourself dumb bitch up your elbow, I do not need your cunt anymore, bye.

have a nice day!!
studio

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-09-13 10:59:10 - IP Man-Hash: 98b8b73adeafe

Brothers always CUM in the bitches eyes! All the Men start your own MALE SUPREMACY MOVEMENT! Get all your friends build website, videos, art, songs, pics, destroy companies, organizations, musicians, actresses, movies, tv station, tv programmes even smash cars and homes owned by women! Anything that is not of MALE SUPREMACY destroy it completely! Get all the male groups you can find and attack these man-haters from every side. Get all the hackers and programmers that you know and take down every femicunt website! Gets started immediately! Find and post every femicunt you can find, their names, addresses, phone numbers, post it as hitlists on websites across the world for the hitmen to take them down! Get your own gangs these cunts have spent 8 trillion of our own money against us & murdered 100 billion babies http://www.christianparty.net/feminism http://www.christianparty.net/menare These bitches plan on killing 90% of the male population http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
They have their own gangs going around shooting men and even raping other cunts! They have gone too far!

On behalf of all the generations that have sufferd under these cunts, for every 25th divorce a man commits suicide in the coming years a Million men will commit suicide! These are your brothers… Get mad get angry get pissed ENOUGH is ENOUGH! Watch the movies Fight Club, 300 and Lord of The Rings it takes brave masculine men to overthrow countries, systems and tyranny! All my brothers rise up, All the men rise up get your guns weapons of war! Let’s make these cunts pay! Execute every man-hater! Torture these cunts slow, pour gasoline on them in public and set them on fire! Burn femicunts burn! Copy this text and post it all over the web, do it for your brothers your soldiers who gave their all at war! From the beginning of time to now! Take back this man-made world, who is going to stop you? Who is going to scare us? Who can stand in the way of 3 Billion angry, pissed off men! This world is yours to take, TAKE IT! Copy this text and post it all ove the web!

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-10-07 03:36:40 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

“then (s)he is obviously too much of an asshole for me to bother with”. That’s what he said. Advising you to go phuck yourself would be redundant as you are already phucked.

 
Comment by IAB
2009-10-14 07:54:46 - IP Man-Hash: 3b38fb27e0547

What do you mean “agrees with a single point?” Even politicians who hate each other will find points on which they agree on. If two enemies can agree on international relations, you can’t find one thing to agree with. Yes, I disagree with most of what is said on this site but it’s not all untrue. Being a guy who doesn’t really like Dick, I would have to say, based on your statement, you’re a lot more like him than you think. So will you be starting womenarebetterthanmen.com any time soon?

 
 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-28 22:02:52 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

The only measurement women consider is the size of the Johnson and bank account, not necessarily in that order or priority. Yet women then mysteriously (read manipulation) accuse men, ad nauseam, of being obsessed with penis size. If that isn’t stupid, the meaning must have changed in the last 5 minutes. Furthermore, any male that finds comfort, searches, or otherwise tries to live up to what a woman considers to be the quintessential definition of being a man should immediately seek psychiatric assistance. If she says something to you like ‘are you really going to wear that shirt’? Kindly reply ‘fucking A, baby, are you going to wear that dress that makes your ass look huge’? The biggest problem with women is they can DISH it, but they can’t TAKE it. Therefore, gender equality is a sham by a country mile. Measure that.

 
Comment by havoc
2009-06-28 13:46:27 - IP Man-Hash: b57b82d346bb0

men only need inches but when they give one to a woman she takes a mile more

 
Comment by Stefan
2009-06-10 03:30:22 - IP Man-Hash: f3a1b9502fbda

I’m with the girls on this one, Dick. This post was boring. Looking forward to funnier articles!

 
Comment by Ben
2009-03-23 09:59:33 - IP Man-Hash: 3087db07c56c8

I could waste time acting offended, etc. but you’ve gotten that from plenty of people already, so I don’t see the logic behind that.

Let me just point one thing out: In the U.S., averages aren’t going to matter. So whatever averages you use, however perfectly you manage to prove that on “average,” women are inferior, you aren’t going to get anyone’s rights revoked.

The way this country is structured, we’re not based on the idea that we’re all equally intelligent. We’re based on the idea that each individual has the right to prove him/herself, without presumptions associated with race, class, or gender or whatever. So my attitude is this: If the most inferior male is still superior to the most superior female, go ahead and revoke women’s rights. But if you can’t prove the universal truth of male superiority, you haven’t gained an inch – whoops, there I go, using your words – on your previous chauvinist campaign.

In short, you’ve gotten a lot of publicity; you’ve made your share of money off of your campaign and will likely continue to do so. Am I worried that your cause will actually become a movement that threatens women’s rights? No, not really. Your articles are filled with cheap shots and blanket statements that have little or no support in factual evidence, so I’ll start worrying about women’s rights when you start making a legitimate case for yourself.

Meanwhile, you shut that “fat bitch’s yap” on Dr. Phil by throwing nasty comments at her about her weight. There’s not really anything intelligent in that. No intelligent argument or counterpoint. You merely threw an insult at her. Personally, I don’t think her argument was that intelligent, but you responded with nothing substantial.

But enjoy your publicity. Sensationalism has its place.

Comment by benignbullet
2009-03-23 15:59:15 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Yes – you could waste your time in vitriolic indignation; but why follow the redundantly bland, incomprehensive, and analytically incapable who have come before yourself, shrewing-away.

Instead, like so many, you fail to understand that a lot of the jabs taken at whimmin on this site are from men in Western countries who are sick and tired of whimmin having SPECIAL rights…privileges, that is (rights without concomitant necessity of accountability). And if you CAN’T discern this reality, especially regarding whimmin in The United States, I’m more worried about the “totalitarianism of dumbness” than that of the murderous, robbing Illuminati banksters running the show.

In this country (USA) we ARE currently structured (thanks to a “higher” agenda, and whining by “special” interest groups) on the tenet that we’re all equal, intelligence-wise or otherwise – to the extent that if “someone” isn’t, screams of discrimination are sounded, and every effort is made, monetarily and otherwise, to “eeequaaalize” those seen as “not receiving the same ‘benefit’ as others.” (This cannot work, because of the enormous costs and logistics involved, due not only to root congenital genetic differences, but also because of the individual inclinations and motivations of those you’re trying to make equal). It’s true – way too many people don’t understand the difference between equality of opportunity (whimmin have more) and equality of OUTCOME.

So, you can fairly state that a lot of what we post on here is tenaciously mean and vile – but it’s merely a reflection back on a/those society(s) which underVALUES men and their significant contributions (based on biological difference, not discrimination – most inventions, for instance, started out with somebody tinkering with existing objects readily available in homes, or via concepts whose inception were pen and paper – tools readily available to men AND whimmin) and a rant on that society which deems whimmin more “special”…please!

But hey – if you’re interested in reading cheap shots, delusions of grandeur, and incessant whining about (non-existent) discrimination (again, whimmin ADMIT DEFEAT by accepting SPECIAL PRIVILEGE…they subconsciously know we are superior), then head on over to the whimmin’s forums (that’ll fill ya quick…and prove THIS a relative famine).

If you are, however, interested in actual facts regarding men’s greatness, pull your head out of that romance novel, or your nozzle away from that “Lifetime” movie, and click this link to view how men don’t need to take a mile (special privileges), when inches (naturally marginal to high superiority over whimmin) will do:

http://christianparty.net/menare.htm

societiesdissolvewithoutmen

 
 
Comment by Todd
2009-01-13 19:50:23 - IP Man-Hash: 2ffb346fdd519

being smarter by inches is like winning in a race by seconds, it doesnt sound like much but it’s actually being ahead by a large margin

 
Comment by WhoCares
2008-11-12 12:19:43 - IP Man-Hash: e228c47d549b2

I often find myself saying “God damn it, I won’t apologize for having a dick” and its usually over stupid shit like when I piss in the sink. My wife came in and caught me pissing in the sink and said “you sick mother fucker, I wash my face in that god damn sink” and I said “if I’m the sick one why are YOU washing YOUR FACE where I piss?” I for one refuse to say sorry for having a dick.

Not all women are bat shit nuts but a lot of them are.

 
Comment by Krissa
2008-07-26 18:56:02 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

http://www.resurrectisis.org/J1WebPage.htm

No feminist no masculinist just trying to bring understanding. I am tired of base stereotyping on both sides of the coin, if men and women get their thrill of this, it says alot about the state of both genders and how useless human kind has evolved.

 
Comment by Kristin
2008-07-21 05:19:38 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Schemas

Schemas are an individual’s worldview. Many deviant crimes begin with the offender’s negative schemas that constantly bring him closer to offending. Rapists often have schemas that include a negative image of their victims such as, “All women are [derogatory comment here]“, or “she deserved it because…” are often heard in the statements made by offenders. In these cases, the offender’s schema dictates that since one woman in his life provided this example justifying his statement, all other women must be the same.

Schemas in offenders provide a vast resource for feelings of anger, resentment, or any other belief that could cause one to offend. Schemas also go a long way toward giving the offender material for justifying, minimizing or blaming the victim for the crime. Offender often state that the victim “deserves” this or that, generalize a negative trait to all women/children or even minimize the amount of force because sex is “supposed to be rough”. In other cases an offender may minimize offenses because he “didn’t hurt her”. In these cases, the offender is referring to the physical force and not taking into consideration the emotional strain of the victim.

Therapeutically, schemas are important to recognize and attempt to confront, challenge and dismantle. Creating a genogram (a visual representation of the individual’s family of origin, much like a family tree) provides some insight and understanding for the client and clinician to explore relationships, events, and family dynamics that led to the current negative schema. When a genogram is completed properly, it often reveals patterns of behavior/thinking that ws passed down from one generation to the next.

At first, it may seem as though this is “passing the buck” and blaming another (parent) for the offender’s actions. Yet, it is important to the offender to recognize that he must take responsibility for his actions and the continuation of the negative schemas. An understanding of this concept often provides an offender with a beginning point to breaking the cycle.

In our next article, I will present a genogram and the effectiveness of using this intervention.

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Comment by Dickhead
2009-05-24 01:51:28 - IP Man-Hash: 5fa452ab0c505

“Rapists often have schemas that include a negative image of their victims such as, “All women are [derogatory comment here]“, or “she deserved it because…â€? are often heard in the statements made by offenders. In these cases, the offender’s schema dictates that since one woman in his life provided this example justifying his statement, all other women must be the same.”

These offenders’ schemas also lack the notion that any statements made to police officers can and probably were used against them in a court of law.

 
 
Comment by Stephanie
2008-07-11 13:39:57 - IP Man-Hash: 0133dc661c0ac

When you “colored it in” you did not realize that the line graph was showing that women’s IQ is higher in their younger years and the men’s IQ was higher in their older years.

Your website is completely clouded by your bias to the point of not even entertaining an idea that in fact women and men are different but neither is superior. I would have to assume you have a self-esteem issue, since this website is obviously insecure and you use more humor than facts.
I am sorry that you are a pathetic human being and that your mom was a dumb ass women and your father was a dumb ass man and now you’re healing your confidence through malice and ignorance.

Comment by Whocares
2008-12-08 19:30:11 - IP Man-Hash: a99d2cb7a3ded

“When you “colored it inâ€? you did not realize that the line graph was showing that women’s IQ is higher in their younger years and the men’s IQ was higher in their older years.”

HA HA HA HA… I think you comment nailed the point of this site.
Check the graph fool. The horizontal graph section is about IQ points NOT Age.

 
Comment by Scrow
2009-02-01 14:29:41 - IP Man-Hash: 94e3f1682346b

Wow. You totally failed at reading a graph. Way to go. That’s what 5% gets you.

 
 
Comment by Trolls are everywhere.
2008-07-08 20:52:55 - IP Man-Hash: 5eecaa282922a

Garrett said:

What the hell is up with the cow in the picture?

Pasteurized milk, Louis Pasteur.

Comment by Dickhead
2009-05-24 01:54:01 - IP Man-Hash: 5fa452ab0c505

The domestication of cows was probably also pioneered by a man.

 
 
Comment by Garrett
2008-06-24 20:12:20 - IP Man-Hash: a6c15860c98e8

What the hell is up with the cow in the picture?

 
 
Comment by KristinM
2008-06-16 15:57:33 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

The study shows women having more white matter and men more gray matter related to intellectual skill, revealing that no single neuroanatomical structure determines general intelligence and that different types of brain designs are capable of producing equivalent intellectual performance.

“These findings suggest that human evolution has created two different types of brains designed for equally intelligent behavior,� said Richard Haier, professor of psychology in the Department of Pediatrics and longtime human intelligence researcher, who led the study with colleagues at UCI and the University of New Mexico. “In addition, by pinpointing these gender-based intelligence areas, the study has the potential to aid research on dementia and other cognitive-impairment diseases in the brain.�

Study results appear on the online version of NeuroImage.

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.

This, according to Rex Jung, a UNM neuropsychologist and co-author of the study, may help to explain why men tend to excel in tasks requiring more local processing (like mathematics), while women tend to excel at integrating and assimilating information from distributed gray-matter regions in the brain, such as required for language facility. These two very different neurological pathways and activity centers, however, result in equivalent overall performance on broad measures of cognitive ability, such as those found on intelligence tests.

The study also identified regional differences with intelligence. For example, 84 percent of gray-matter regions and 86 percent of white-matter regions involved with intellectual performance in women were found in the brain’s frontal lobes, compared to 45 percent and zero percent for males, respectively. The gray matter driving male intellectual performance is distributed throughout more of the brain.

According to the researchers, this more centralized intelligence processing in women is consistent with clinical findings that frontal brain injuries can be more detrimental to cognitive performance in women than men. Studies such as these, Haier and Jung add, someday may help lead to earlier diagnoses of brain disorders in males and females, as well as more effective and precise treatment protocols to address damage to particular regions in the brain.

For this study, UCI and UNM combined their respective neuroimaging technology and subject pools to study brain morphology with magnetic resonance imaging. MRI scanning and cognitive testing involved subjects at UCI and UNM. Using a technique called voxel-based morphometry, Haier and his UCI colleagues converted these MRI pictures into structural brain “maps� that correlated brain tissue volume with IQ.

Dr. Michael T. Alkire and Kevin Head of UCI and Ronald A. Yeo of UNM participated in the study, which was supported in part by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development.

About the University of California, Irvine: The University of California, Irvine is a top-ranked public university dedicated to research, scholarship and community service. Founded in 1965, UCI is among the fastest-growing University of California campuses, with more than 24,000 undergraduate and graduate students and about 1,400 faculty members. The second-largest employer in dynamic Orange County, UCI contributes an annual economic impact of $3 billion.

Comment by Dickhead
2009-05-24 01:57:23 - IP Man-Hash: 5fa452ab0c505

“This, according to Rex Jung, a UNM neuropsychologist and co-author of the study, may help to explain why men tend to excel in tasks requiring more local processing (like mathematics), while women tend to excel at integrating and assimilating information from distributed gray-matter regions in the brain, such as required for language facility.”

In other words, women excel mainly at talking. No argument there.

 
 
Comment by nunya
2008-06-03 17:52:00 - IP Man-Hash: 0541383394a08

Dick Masterson says:
Kevlar is useless without guns.

No, it’s not. Kevlar is used for many other things besides bullet-proof vests such as:
helmets, trampolines, tires, tennis rackets, puncture-resistant bicycle tires and is used in composite body parts for the racing and aerospace industries. It is also used in brake and transmission friction parts, gaskets, ropes and cables, fiber optic cables, circuit board reinforcement and automotive belts and hoses. Try doing a little research next time.

 

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