Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 21st, 2008 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
If you can read the above graph, than you will see that the vast majority of people are of normal IQ, and there is no or insignificant differences in the average Joe/Jane. On the other hand, the graph cleary shows that males end up on the extreme ends of intelligent. These people with IQ’s between 148-164 ( where the difference lies ) are so very intelligent that they can, with the proper motivation, achieve nearly anything the world can throw at them. I think that when confronted by people of this intelligence, wheither thier IQ is 158 or 162 is going to be of very little consequence. Also, a fact that was dismissed by the author as a feminist claim, is that men also beat women by several points on the lower end of the spectrum. So in essence, men are more often retarded? Again I will say that when you get into IQ’s this low I don’t think you will have much more luck communicating with a woman who’s IQ is 58 than a mans who is 53. Honestly, these are a handful of people who simply do not speak for all of us.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Is it worth it? I think it always is. And you never know what kind of person your going to end up with, that is just life. As far as bitching goes, you will probably never find a woman who doesn’t bitch at you, however that is just the nature of relationships. You will have your less proud moments as well, but why would you not want to experience it at all? Given, there are always a handful of men and women who decide to give it up and just be alone, but I would pass on that one. Look around you, people have been settling down and having families with a significant other since the beginning of time. I doubt if you are special in this respect.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
I guesse what I am trying to say is that this comparision of the intelligence between men and women, while a rather crappy basis for argument, doesn’t have much real world relevance in what either sex is capable of achieving
April 21st, 2008 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: d828aa326d197
Thanks. It is a very misunderstood subject. You stand corrected because men are better at being proved wrong than women. None of this information would have made much of a dent in the average women’s armor of ignorance and wishful thinking.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a699fbc15e4c
Okay i find that statement bullshit.
fact is men are just as dumb and retarded as females are, fuck I think theres more of them then women. Honestly I can’t take a step outside seeing some guy making an ass of himself, (This guy and the people making the comments included)
But in general I find this great, so many morons cluster fucking whining about how great they are compared to women.
HAHA, hypocrite.
Oh wow, I just proved that guy wrong by pointing at the website.
God, you guys are fucking stupid. Go out get a hobby and stop complaining, the only thing you are going to end up is one lonely man.
Also I feel sorry for Dick’s mom, to raise such a pathetic low life I would commit suicide just to hide the fucking shame.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73
If you have the time to go through a website and pick out things to rant about you shouldn’t be talking about people finding hobbies. Hell, we feel sorry for your mom, raising someone with nothing better to do then to troll on the internet.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Look who’s talking
April 24th, 2008 at 10:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73
Thanks for offering yourself as a great example.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
I think we all have better things to do, we just unfortunantly chose to waste our time here, me included.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6a699fbc15e4c
Haha, Moron.
Actually I’m working.
Second I didn’t go through the website, fuck I don’t need to. The youtube movie of Dick just describe him and the whole entire website in a nice measly few minutes.
But besides that are you going to reply to my other comments or just ignore them like a retarded baby.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She’s just having a bad hair day. Sure some children are starving in Africa, but she’s a cum-gargling manhole.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 18b150a5a8d6d
Who do you think you are to judge people?
I claimed no wealth, i search for no equal.
you insult me and assume superiority.
you’re nothing but a sad voice on an empty page.
enjoy your self-built fortress of misery, your ignorance betrays you.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: cd36813d04022
When I found out about this site, I have to admit I was offended hence I am a woman. Yet the more I read, the more I realize how much of a joke this is. To truly be offended, I would have to believe that all men are sadly this hateful and ignorant. Of course, my womanly denial forced me to laugh and find the dark comedy among all this.
At the end of the day, I could laugh or boil with rage but it wouldn’t matter either way because as we all know the Y chromosome is shrinking each year. One of these days, poof, all the men are gone.
Enjoy your last days on the earth, men.
April 26th, 2008 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 57628421459e1
Please don’t ever write “all of the sudden” again. It is “all of a sudden”. A man is saying it to other men, and so it shall be. Man it up.
April 26th, 2008 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
When did you last have sex with a black person?
May 29th, 2008 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d
Some geneticists think the Y chromosome is now little more than a genetic wasteland that will eventually just disappear. If that were to happen, it would certainly spell the end of sexual reproduction.
But David Page of MIT’s Whitehead Institute vigorously disagrees. “At the same time that it is continuing to lose genes, it’s found some new ways of replenishing itself,” Page says.
Last year, Page and his colleagues reported a finding that brightened the outlook for the future of men: The Y chromosome has been secretly creating backup copies of its most important genes. These are stored in the DNA as mirror images, or palindromes — which read the same way forwards and backwards. (”Madam, I’m Adam” is a famous example.)
In Y chromosome palindromes, the first half contains the gene and the second half contains the same information, just in reverse.
That means that many of the genes on the Y chromosome do occur as pairs. Page says members of these pairs appear to be swapping out or recombining with each other — allowing the genes to repair themselves when they get damaged.
Page says this helps explain why these genes have been able to persist despite millions of years of assault from random mutations. And, he says, it means the Y chromosome won’t simply keep shrinking away until it disappears altogether.
Quoted from : http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4225769
Yeah, it’s not going anywhere any time soon.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0541383394a08
Dick Masterson says:
Kevlar is useless without guns.
No, it’s not. Kevlar is used for many other things besides bullet-proof vests such as:
helmets, trampolines, tires, tennis rackets, puncture-resistant bicycle tires and is used in composite body parts for the racing and aerospace industries. It is also used in brake and transmission friction parts, gaskets, ropes and cables, fiber optic cables, circuit board reinforcement and automotive belts and hoses. Try doing a little research next time.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781
The study shows women having more white matter and men more gray matter related to intellectual skill, revealing that no single neuroanatomical structure determines general intelligence and that different types of brain designs are capable of producing equivalent intellectual performance.
“These findings suggest that human evolution has created two different types of brains designed for equally intelligent behavior,” said Richard Haier, professor of psychology in the Department of Pediatrics and longtime human intelligence researcher, who led the study with colleagues at UCI and the University of New Mexico. “In addition, by pinpointing these gender-based intelligence areas, the study has the potential to aid research on dementia and other cognitive-impairment diseases in the brain.”
Study results appear on the online version of NeuroImage.
In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
This, according to Rex Jung, a UNM neuropsychologist and co-author of the study, may help to explain why men tend to excel in tasks requiring more local processing (like mathematics), while women tend to excel at integrating and assimilating information from distributed gray-matter regions in the brain, such as required for language facility. These two very different neurological pathways and activity centers, however, result in equivalent overall performance on broad measures of cognitive ability, such as those found on intelligence tests.
The study also identified regional differences with intelligence. For example, 84 percent of gray-matter regions and 86 percent of white-matter regions involved with intellectual performance in women were found in the brain’s frontal lobes, compared to 45 percent and zero percent for males, respectively. The gray matter driving male intellectual performance is distributed throughout more of the brain.
According to the researchers, this more centralized intelligence processing in women is consistent with clinical findings that frontal brain injuries can be more detrimental to cognitive performance in women than men. Studies such as these, Haier and Jung add, someday may help lead to earlier diagnoses of brain disorders in males and females, as well as more effective and precise treatment protocols to address damage to particular regions in the brain.
For this study, UCI and UNM combined their respective neuroimaging technology and subject pools to study brain morphology with magnetic resonance imaging. MRI scanning and cognitive testing involved subjects at UCI and UNM. Using a technique called voxel-based morphometry, Haier and his UCI colleagues converted these MRI pictures into structural brain “maps” that correlated brain tissue volume with IQ.
Dr. Michael T. Alkire and Kevin Head of UCI and Ronald A. Yeo of UNM participated in the study, which was supported in part by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development.
About the University of California, Irvine: The University of California, Irvine is a top-ranked public university dedicated to research, scholarship and community service. Founded in 1965, UCI is among the fastest-growing University of California campuses, with more than 24,000 undergraduate and graduate students and about 1,400 faculty members. The second-largest employer in dynamic Orange County, UCI contributes an annual economic impact of $3 billion.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/01/050121100142.htm
June 24th, 2008 at 8:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: a6c15860c98e8
What the hell is up with the cow in the picture?