Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 16th, 2008 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 11e48c7b83260
I knew you’d take credit for this, you arrogant “I-have-an-IQ-of-150″ fuck-tard. Maybe you, SOTS, and Dick can get together at some sleazy hotel lounge in downtown Los Angeles and have a modern-day Beer Hall-like Putsch. Then you can scrawl your tired, pathetic polemics behind bars at a San Quentin restroom.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Miss Manhole: it’s Happy Meal hour at McDonalds again. I strongly suggest that you go suck on another cheeseburger, you 300 lb Yankee Anglo-fuck with a B.S. in bullshitting. It’s moronic Anglo-cunt lard buckets such as yourself, perennially mooching off those spineless bank accounts you call husbands, who are giving generation after generation of red-blooded American males such a bad reputation around the world. As a matter of fact, over 95% of the women in places like Canada, Australia, the United States and Great Britain are sick, retarded cunts who each deserve a bullet with their own name on it. Do this site a favour and go hang yourself, you overweight Yankee cunt life-support system!
Do you want some ketchup with those fries? Yankee fuckface.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 11e48c7b83260
Listen here, you asexually reproducing, 3′ 5″, 350-lb australopethicus hairy-assed submissive to Mistress Alexis, while she’s playing Van Halen I as she lashes you: There’s a cell in San Quentin with your name on it, where you will have plenty of time to write your personal “Mein Kampf”, and instead of saying you desire to annex Austria for your first sentence in your tedious, unpublishable tome, it, will be, no doubt, that all anglo-american women must die. Much like Charles Manson, you’ll engrave a swatiska on your forehead, and never be released on parole. In light of your poor physical composition, you won’t stand a chance if some angry immate named Bubba decides to make you his bitch, but then again this is unlikely to happen as your SO FRIGIN’ UGLY!!!!
Despite your purported brilliance, your are remarkably uncreative, Commander. No doubt the only job you could possibly hold is the book stacker at your local public library. Pathetic indeed.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Dear Dick,
Would you please kindly tell that ignorant Yankee Anglo-fuck on a cheeseburger-restricted diet (Miss Manhole) to get the fuck off this site? Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
April 17th, 2008 at 2:53 am - IP Man-Hash: c3971ad1904ab
Dear Commander Scott:
Would you please stop distorting scientific facts and lying in your posts? Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you, No Manhole.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Manhole can’t even keep me out of her faggot mouth or thoughts in my abscence.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
You must confess its pretty easy to imagine you in a beer-hall like putsch.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:56 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I confess nothing to metaphysical voids like yourself.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: c71bb148768b6
Well, the truth is the truth, no? Feminits cannot place only blame on Men, while denying all fair credit.
And truth is, women have greatly benefitted from well over 5000 years of male blood, sweat & tears. For angry lesbians to deny that now is just a hugely-ignorant slap in the face. I can only hope they better-educate themselves and learn to see a more accurate view of men and history in the future.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
I was simply making fun of the guy who is always trying to out smart you. With the comment I posted before, along with me putting his name under that one, I thought you would get the joke.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Another thing I would like to bring up. How do you feel about the media’s portrayal of men in recent years. It seems that on many shows, men are being portrayed as lazy, fat and unbelievably stupid men with beautiful, perfect, intelligent wives who kindly and patiently accept all of thier flaws. Shows that immediantly come to mind are Family Guy (awesome show), King of Queens, and the movie Knocked Up. I feel personaly that this is unfair - even though often very funny.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Yea, I think I did. I was trying to joke back, as if you were CS. Best Wishes.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:57 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
A lot of authors would agree with you. Thomas Ellis, in his book “The rantings of a single male.”:
http://www.amazon.com/Rantings-Single-Male-Correctness-Everything/dp/0 976261316/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208458195&sr=8-1
He talks a lot about it in this book. Its excellent. Ive heard another good book is “Spreading Misandry”.
http://www.amazon.com/Spreading-Misandry-Teaching-Contempt-Popular/dp/ 0773530991/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208458339&sr=1-1
Also, Bernard Chapin’s book is really good, but I don’t think he writes much about the media marketing men as stupid:
http://www.amazon.com/Women-Theory-Practice-Bernard-Chapin/dp/05954436 05/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208458471&sr=1-1http://www.amazon.c om/Women-Theory-Practice-Bernard-Chapin/dp/0595443605/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UT F8&s=books&qid=1208458471&sr=1-1
I think the first book is great. Best Wishes.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Knowing how to successfully play hard to get is not the same thing as putting down every charateristic of a woman. That is why you get a “default argument”. The argument on this site is that there is nothing good about women. Someone made a great point earlier when they said that racism always puts the oppenent on the defensive, and that is what is happening here.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Thanks for the references.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Oh yeah, theres also the old “All of you are gay” default argument.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: cd5f1f8e79296
*Fun Fact* did you know that the ACT’s were designed as a handicap to help women bolster their testing scores. Women test so poor on the SATs on an average that they had to completely redo the strategy of testing for pre-college qualifications. I took both tests straight out of highschool 6 years ago. I scored 1150 on my SAT and I got 30 on my ACT which is equivalent to a 1330 on SAT. Do you know why I did better on my ACT? Because it was fucking easier! It was jam packed with pretty pictures and diagrams like a children’s book. To reinstate this fact further, I had taken 3 practice SATs to prepare and not one single practice ACT. *Ahem*
April 17th, 2008 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf
None of it is at all funny. It all Anglo-Saxon ‘Princesses on Pedestals’ repressive horse-shit. If more women were made to ‘bite the kerb’, this world would be a better place.
April 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Man, if you can’t appreciate Family Guy than you need to lighten up.
April 19th, 2008 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac3f53db300f0
“reading is for women!”
which is apparently why this website was completely overlooked.
women invent things. period. end of story. fucking duh. do some research.