Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 11th, 2008 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 8b5ffbdbe9da1
You really need to get laid. Go QQ some more in your baby bed.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 8b5ffbdbe9da1
Idiot! nuff said
April 11th, 2008 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 9103b75ab7aa9
Take some grammar classes.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: d0c43bae1ac42
Now go ‘throw’ yourself off the top of a tall building you illiterate cunt.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 58e41309dd784
Are you kidding?
April 11th, 2008 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 18b150a5a8d6d
I definitely agree with the facts on this website. 95% of women are liars, theives, emotional wrecks, loudmouths, etc.,
remember, there are some really amazing women out there, and i think everyone on this site needs to be reminded of that.
We can all tell that all the arguments that woman are making on this site are either argument ad hominid or just fairly retarded, but on the other hand it takes a fairly retarded woman to think she would make any sense or be taken seriously at all on this website.
I find it sad to imagine the amount of prepubescent little boys are posting here, and on top of that, men who have been hurt by women in a way that makes them feel this kind of hate.
I just want it to be clear that most people do fall in love one day, and Im planning on finding at least my equal before i do that, and everyone else should remember that their probably is someone out there for you too.
but till then, it’s huntin season. and there’s nothin but stupid, money loving sluts for miles around. :D
April 11th, 2008 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1546f0d3d27
You’re a man, there is no equal for you. The sweet women you fall for will turn you upside down in a short time after the wedding cake. It’s a dream of all men and one which usually leads to disappointments, that is the essence of a woman.
No expectations leads to fewer disappointments.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1546f0d3d27
You’re emotions are oozing out of your twat.
Please run to the nearest drug store and purchase some tampons then stick one your mouth and two where the sun don’t shine; problem solved.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7e3e8a654aae6
Kevlar was invented by a women, Stephanie Kwolek in 1966. (I hope you own some.)
Marie Curie discovered Radium which led to the invention and advancement of X-Rays. (which will be required when someone, someday puts you in a full body cast)
So don’t give me this Men invented everything bullshit. You came from a woman, and she should have drowned you in the lake with the rest of the inbred puppies. Or is that exactly what you are upset about? mommy didn’t love you enough? or perhaps she loved you too much and your upset about it, and have decided that all women are inferior. Or did the circus tart you fell in love with in grade two decide she wanted a bigger boy to be her love, and left you to masturbate in a pool of tears? and now no women are good enough. Any woman who would be with you is a fool. But not all women. If you hate women so much, and believe that Anal is the only proven method of birth control, why don’t you go find another chauvinistic bastard like yourself and fuck him. problem solved Dick. No woman “stealing” your money. No “whining” after sex. the world wont have to worry about you reproducing. It’s a win, win situation.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d11fe36fe871
Ah yes, Stephanie Kwolek 1966 and Madam Curie 1898. The feminist life boat that saves women from total fucking embarrasment.
Stephanie Kwolek was employed by Dupont in a specific department to research high performance chemical compounds. She didnt pull Kevlar out of thin air. Your feminism influenced mind probably cant read this but do try: Pierre Curie. So Marie Curie didnt pull her discoveries out of her ass by herself either.
Exceptions dont prove the rule sugartits. Even today without the usual excuse of ‘oppression’ women cannot even account for ten percent of patents issued. With the excuse of oppression in the early 1900’s women accounted for less than 2%. And if you exclude some of the fucking comical inventions that women have patented the percentage would be even less. Grrll power. Yeah, sure.
So yes, men pretty much invented everything.
Women give birth. Big fucking deal. The only job that nature has forced them to do otherwise they’d be totally fucking useless.
I’d say back to the drawing board bitch, but as a woman you probably wouldnt know what to do with one.
By the way, men invented armour piercing bullets, so I wouldnt rely on that Kevlar vest if I was you.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ec3d0da03f64
What you just did to English should be done to you.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: affc5db15f880
“Top 10 Ways MALE Circumcision Hurts WOMEN”: http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/
April 12th, 2008 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 18b150a5a8d6d
Delusions of a broken heart. Expectations fuel humanity. and im not afraid of being let down.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
People fall in love and then they are betrayed.
Sounds like you’re the prepubescant as you’re the one who flashes your hollow wealth to gain access to overused twats and thinks you’ll “find an equal”.
I’d say youre in highschool but when I look at beta behavior you could be 40.
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April 13th, 2008 at 4:32 am - IP Man-Hash: faaf525d62a7f
There are no amazing women, there are simply Men that have put up with their shit long enough for them to have a semblance of humanity.
However a question for the ladies, why exactly is prostitution one of the oldest professions in the history of huMANity?
-Strength and Honor-
April 13th, 2008 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: c3b62f7faba70
The guys who agree with Dick on this site probably are probably only able to have sex with drunk dumb whores or can’t get laid at all….so they develop a hate for women. Enjoy your hand boys.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: b078a3b078603
my mum is a woman, obviously, and shes better than you.
“Every Woman is a Cheating Whore” … those are your own words Dick, which means your calling my mum a whore, which means im gonna smash your face in, ill find out where you live, no lies
April 13th, 2008 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: d159308fdf4e9
Dear Dick, you are the man!!!!
All womens are whores, sorry mom, you are the woman too.
Keep up the good work!
Rambo
April 14th, 2008 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: db5083b5bf8f3
Dude, did your mom abuse you as a child? I mean what the fu*k is your problem! women are gods greatest creation. dude you just have to open your eyes and take your dick out of your ass!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Your mother will appreciate your being out of the house for a few hours to get your ass kicked.. she will probably get fucked by the poolboy on your bed.
I would wash the linen twice right after you get done covering your bruised face with makeup or whatever shit fagtag betas wear.