Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 10th, 2008 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85
The first argument is true but its also true that without men women couldn’t get pregnant in the first place. If it proves anything it once again shows that without men, women would have nothing.
And the fact that you’re kids are doing well is because they are being raised with their own father present instead of being raised by a single mother. Thats where all those “chav’s” come from.
Men are better than women.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
I always hear that from cloning procedures women won’t need men in the future. In reality it’s just a matter of time before artificial placenta like wombs are invented BY A MAN to incubate the cloned eggs and women will be obsolete. Then the very next procedure will be selecting out any XX zygotes for the trash bin. Of course by then we will also have robots to cook and clean. I just got my first Irobot vacuum and it is very thorough but the best feature is NO PMS. How bout one that drives a car for women? I’m sure we can think of many others to replace women. The thread is endless. Don’t get me wrong I am not for mass extermination/cleansing of women… I mean not really….. I mean I don’t think so…. Ok maybe alittle …right after the divorce attorneys/judges.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
Stupider isn’t a word.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97df98091180f
Hitler commited suicide you fuckin idiot.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f0601d3b2f5c8
Fuck yeah
April 10th, 2008 at 5:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c6a13bb23be5
Wow.. I mean.. just wow.
Also, the first two words are written in lower case, followed by a lot of bad grammar in upper case letters, so I’m picturing this guy speaking quietly and then all of the sudden erupting into some nervous twitch fit. Try and picture it, it’s hilarious.
Oh plus this site IS AWESOME.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7108e062eff01
u suk ur own fukn cok!! gurls r way better than guys (well you any way) ur a fukn wanker!!!!!!!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7108e062eff01
oh and FYI i have a single mother shes been single most of her life she has raised me and my sister better than you could ever raise any one. bu the sounds of you cant even look after your fukn self!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4cd065fd88639
i really can’t even believe this website is real. i don’t understand why you men have such a strong hatred towards women. i figured if i went on this website i would see a lot of people calling dick-well..a dick, but most of you on here are men who agree with him. it totally amazes me that people can even think like this, who cares about who’s better and what not. i bet there’s AT LEAST one person in this world who is better than you at something. it’s just a fact. no one is perfect, and neither are you “wonderful men.” i understand that men are very successful, but women are too. you all have to be ignorant if you think that all men are better than women. you don’t even know half the people in the world, how could you even say that? and if you hate women so much does that mean you hate your own mother? if so that makes me just speechless. i am not a feminist at all but i am on their side on this one, not because i am a woman but because it’s idiotic that you really read and agree with all of this bullshit. there has to be an explanation to why you hate women so much, it’s just something i will never know or understand. usually stuff like this doesn’t bother me because it’s their own opinion and i can’t change that, but i just had to write all of my feelings down about the topic because i was so shocked. i am seventeen years old and i think i have a good head on my shoulders. i mean, i love all people and so should everyone else. so much hate is in this world that i don’t understand and i won’t ever understand it but my goal is to change at least one person’s opinion on here. stop being thick headed and love women. women and men were made for each other, not so they can gloat about how much better they are. stop all of the fighting and competition. peace, love, happiness all day.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 553bf13b908cc
The perfect woman is a man trapped in a womans body.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ca7056821903
BEHOLD, the works of a single mother.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: b0fbeee8eec8d
5%.. I do find that hard to believe!
I mean, it seems like it’d /b/e a higher number to me. Like maybe 100%? Shit, I didn’t know it was that low. I mean, the only respected things in the world come from men. Proffesional sports.. The English language.. America and it’s fore FATHERS.
It’s true. All MEN are created equal. Not once does it say a damned thing about women. You’re right Dick. All they’re good at is making babies. Nothing else.
And they’re lucky I even give them credit for that. You know how many women have miscariages? Too many.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53172790a9b33
it’s obvious to any thinking man that if there were another way to create children, and if men weren’t hard-wired to like female tits and ass, women would have gone extinct millions of years ago do to utter uselessness.
With no pussy-lure and therefore nobody to build them a hut or feed them an antelope they all would have tottered off cliffs or wandered into lion’s dens searching for something shiny eons ago saving us all a lot of bother.
men are better than women.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53172790a9b33
this part of this long, pointless and inane post is all you need to see.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 583855c4f6d33
women should learn to use paragraphs
April 11th, 2008 at 12:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 583855c4f6d33
classic
April 11th, 2008 at 12:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 433a3a6a46192
Dick! Let’s face it. I’m a dick, you’re a dick, and all the men in this world are dicks. Thank God for giving us dicks. To top it off, I’ve heard rumors about this other site http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com and I had to check it out. Believe it or not, they don’t like dicks! I feel embarrassed because that woman’s site contradicts our manly site. This is fuking outrageous!!! We’ve been dicked!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 12:31 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1546f0d3d27
No way that site is lame
The witch there don’t even accept Hillary as a woman. Hillary is an embarrassment to womenkind. rofl
Nothing else to see but then what would you expect from a cunt?
April 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 0390db059fa03
Put down your cell phone and learn how to actually write a word. You come across as an asinine teenage girl.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 8b5ffbdbe9da1
All this big talk is only speaking for the lack there of in your pants. It’s ok we see right threw you. Im sorry you grew up putting makeup on and wearing your mom’s underwear and have grown a hate for women because you think you are gay. All this bad mouth for what? Only wanting men to be on your site?! There are gay sites out there to find a male mate. Bashing girls is not the way to go. Just come to terms with it. About [ ] <– this much of the worlds population agrees with you. So stop and really think about what you are saying. Go get laid. You would not beable to even speak your mind if your MOTHER did not give birth to you. So remember that. You were brought into this world by a women. A women who would shame you for speaking this way. I think you should be hung by your man parts. KK THX BYE!
Oh and to all who pick at the way people type or if they make typo’s get a life and go pick at your self. Your the ones that looks stupid!