Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8eed712ea333d
This is absolutely hilarious. Your site is incredibly chauvinistic, but thats where the humor lies. You can either get insulted or just accept this for the type of comedy its supposed to be. Everyone needs to calm down and realize that this is just one big exaggerated joke. You just sold yourself a book mister, please, write more!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
It’s no joke.. Women suck as people and you know it..
Truth is not smoething women enjoy.
I read that years ago IQ test were much different and women scored extremely low. So they changed them to help women score higher but men still outscore them.
Even women that made it into mensa still manage to bump into walls on a regular basis. They’re still are ignorant as hell.
You can’t measure common sense and that is what women lack.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: be95865568870
Lol, this site is awesome. I’m not sure if I should take you seriously or not. No matter I suppose, it’s still interesting and hilarious either way.
April 9th, 2008 at 6:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
I noticed this.
Men seem to make the biggest impact. Whether they be the greatest evil, or the greatest good. Women seem to be too scared or …incapable… of venturing out of the mediocre middle.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: c9d331592beaa
Q tests are bullshit.It does not measure intelligence in real time.
IQ tests say there are twice many men than women in the higher score range.Well if there are women more intelligent than men then:
1)Why is no woman ever invented anything.There should have been atleast some inventions by the women in the higher score range .
2)Does that mean there are many women who can drive cars better than some men?
I don’t know any woman who has learned driving faster than a man.Still all women suck at driving.
3)Why didn’t the intelligent women oppose feminism?Why do these intelligent women accept everything what the feminist say?
4)Why are intelligent women scared of cockroaches?
5)Why does any woman want to marry an intelligent man?Do women sub consciously know that intelligence is masculine quality?
6)Why do these intelligent women waste time in emotionalizing?
7)………..
Cool………….
IT CAN GO ON FOREVER.
CONCLUSION:EVEN THE DUMBEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE MOST INTELLIGENT WOMAN LIVING.
FUCK IQ TEST.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 69459a9d7cda9
I just wanted to say that I think you are very entertaining. Keep dropping knowledge!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 478762ee3bc0f
I’m sorry for taking up space, I just wanted to point something out:
“Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards.”
PURE FUCKING GOLD!!
April 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
indian, my dish cloths have got higher IQs than you.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 91e51e4020cdb
“A women” Fantastic grammar! Did you say u were smarter than a woman? Im a woman, not an american or brittish but I’m STILL better at grammar than you. Interesting. Btw no wonder you hate women you are too ugly to fuck so I guess ur lonely and pathetic^^
April 9th, 2008 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: f1815571afcdf
Women deserve all the heartache they get. After all, they’re the ones who lied and cried about not having equal rights and opportunities. Well it all turned out to be one big double cross and some people will no longer be charmed by the two faced skanks. If all women were to go home and make babies the world would run much smoother. It’s men going on strike that would bring things to a grinding halt. I’m so tired of hearing about women’s issues that I want to ralph.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: c46e1dd0ce7e1
fuck dr. phil and fat stay at home cunts.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 609d00cefc8ee
fuck off woman
April 9th, 2008 at 8:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6117e02ff3521
Boy, you really fixed her wagon.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f8f45efc9ab3
I love it when stupid men has to waste time on writing thousands of words based on a unreferenced result trying to make themselves feel like they’re better. Dick, and all those who agree with him, are clearly uneducated. Oh, and please refrain from attempting to retort- I know I’m more intelligent than Dick or any of the other losers that think women are less intelligent- Save yourself the shame of looking even stupider by saying yet another mindless comment.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 61c01e4e293f9
lol. Entertaining indeed. You should realize by now that Dick, and every man on this site, is just trying to have fun of what is already a fact.
@Dick
Keep up the good work.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 56b43b253cd61
I can’t believe how stupid people can be if they take the advice of a satirical site seriously.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 1262c366da91d
This is FUCKING STUPID YOU DO REALISE THAT IF THERE WAS NO WOMEN, MEN WOULD NOT SURVIVE, OK, MANKIND WOULD BE FUCKING DOOMED IF THERE WERE NO WOMEN. DICK U R A COMPLETE AND UTTER DOWNER IF YOU THINK MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN. I’m A MAN AND I DISAGREE WITH YOU, I HAVE A WIFE WITH 2 KIDS AND ME AND HER RAISED THEM PERFECTLY THEY ARE BOTH GETTTIN A+ IN SCHOOL SO THAT PROVES YOU WRONG SO HERES SOME REAL ADVICE….. GET A FUCKING LIFE U SAD CUNT
April 10th, 2008 at 2:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 1262c366da91d
THATS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS OK COZ IF U DID MISS HITLER YOU WUD HAVE A BACK UP PLAN BY OHH I DUNNO LETS SAY WIN THE FUCKING WAR LIKE WE DID YOU SAD CUNT…….
April 10th, 2008 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 609d00cefc8ee
you are a woman
April 10th, 2008 at 3:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 06136a8a5cd76
I love it when women who consider Dicks writings to be stupid and a waste of time actually take the time to comment themselves.
If you were as intelligent as you claim to be, and really believed that whatever Dick has written is a waste of time, you wouldnt actually give this site a second glance.
Now you can save yourself the shame of looking even stupider by shutting the fuck up and fucking off.
Dumb cunt.