Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 8th, 2008 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 034699b02e9ac
As you said, everything was created by the man (males), even IQ tests. That’s probably the reason why males are better in IQ tests.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 25c303790cc4d
Your site is a Maddox rip-off. He’s funnier though.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
Please jump of a bridge.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 70fe589b14ff0
Explain to me why people like yourself seem to inhabit inside of a fantasy world where only the facts that you feel are relative to your beliefs are worthy of mentioning, and anything that contradicts those beliefs are just merely swept under the rug? It’s people like yourself with your one-track minds who initially destroy any sense of mental and social evolution that human beings can eventually attain. Willful ignorance is not the way to go in life, be it as a result of religion, race, or even gender identification.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 70fe589b14ff0
Yes, because a man can’t rationalize that this is completely ignorant… hell isn’t that a contradiction? A female is able to spot exactly how irrational this concept is better than a man can?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 360d5042bfa42
Anal used as a method of birth control has an 8% failure rate amongst couples. Should do your research better.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85
Beat you to the punch cupcake. You’re stupid, pointless website got owned before you even thought of it.
Men are better than women. Get it?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
really?
uh oh.
ha!
just kidding.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: e7069ba8fa491
All I can say is “wow!”. Here is a guy who said,’How can I tap into the largest market in the world and come out a millionaire the fastest?’ Easy, find the largest market (women) and piss them off. The funniest thing is that so many people play into it. Genuis, pure and simple. Laugh all the way to the bank my friend. Laugh all the way to the bank. Good luck and take care.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3ab80e826d74
you really are a shitead =/
in all seriousness, i bet you dont think men are better than women one bit, youre just doing for the money
…..fag
April 8th, 2008 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbadcd65f3f9f
And because men are SO much greater than women…..
All wars are started by men
Over 90% of prison inmates are men
The list can go on for eternity but you get my idea.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0c9d0952b8b9
Shouldn’t that be ‘loving every inch of it’?
Perhaps apocryphal but once told about a chick in an office asked to fax something. Man gets called by client demanding to know why hundreds of the same invoice was fucking his fax machine.
Man goes and finds chick still faxing. On being asked why she replies, “the fax must be broken, the piece of paper keeps coming back.”
Man kills chick.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 486c07e41c4d8
while I believe that male dominance has given men the advantage of invention. I do have to agree with the whole message of the site. While at this point of history, men have done more over the past 3000 years and have maintained control all that time. Women seem to use cheap insults to defend their insecurities. Grow up women and get with the program. Either you really take the time and listen to the world’s needs or just shut up because nobody wants to hear a troll when they don’t have anything to back them up. Get involved. Compete within the market not between genders. Life is so much more fulfilling when you do something right. Don’t bring up the accomplishments of others. Focus on yourself because, while this guy might come off as a jerk. There are good reasons for his argument. They used to say that girls matured faster than boys but it seems that at a certain age their maturity plateaus. Maybe this site is a wake up call for you girls to start living your lives on your own and stop putting the blame on easy targets.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f960cdd2b88d0
Notice how all the women immediately start calling the author gay and attempt to make fun of his sex life. Once again Dick is 100% correct.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 17913c1a72f86
**********Reality****************
From a guy: Hey this Is a dude here telling you that you are a F*cking moron. This must be some kind of plublicity stunt, because no man is going to go on national TV(Dr. Phill) to tell all women that they are whores. You are such a player(…Not), you must be gay because that is the only way any dude would volunteer to be the most hated man by every woman in America. You said all women are good for are making babies. You do realize that women make up half of our Population, retard. So if you laid every woman off their job and sent them home for baby make’n, what to do you think would happen? The world would come to a friggen stop. What the hell are you trying to prove? That men have achieved a lot more then women, sure as the sky is blue, Who cares? Women are women, deal with it or you are going to be one lonely mother f*cker.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a7a2b4067b0c
You’re too egocentric. You’re an example of what kind of people that should die. Nobody should even listen to your opinions.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e5335e3da8e7
OMFG thank you, this website though extreamly biased is hilarious, and the sad thing is - some - of the stuff here is true, and i loved how you pwned that fat stupid lady, keep up the work
April 8th, 2008 at 7:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: d8240145bca1b
obviously, only real men wear their sunglasses inside.
you’re have just as much estrogen as women, fashionista queer
April 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: d8240145bca1b
i meant “you”, but the grammar on this site from the author alone is appalling enough that i don’t think it matters
April 8th, 2008 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Tell that to feminists.
Correct. In a universe where only men really DO ANYTHING it is only men who can stuff up.
Actually the world would not stop.
However if men all downed tools our civilisation would be unlikely to last a fortnight.