Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch
Having one leg and being a tremendous bitch have nothing to do with one another in the case of Heather Mills ex-McCartney. Or perhaps they do. I’m unfamiliar with the circumstances that led to the loss of her leg so I can’t be sure.
You see, as a man I have a natural revulsion to celebrity drama-news — something I shall start calling drews because it’s an amalgamation of the two words ‘drama’ and ‘news’ and it sounds completely pointless and stupid. I hate drews like I hate the plague.
Wait, I know how losing a leg and being a bitch could go hand in hand. Perhaps Heather Mills was at a sob-fest for endangered bears and accidentally used a honey-based body moisturizing cream that she stole from one of her hippie friends just an hour before. Every idiot knows bears love honey.
Lady McCartney (as she would prefer to be called even after the divorce) has what I call the Trifecta of Bitchdom. They are as follows:
1. Gives a shit about animal rights.
2. Fucked some rock stars.
3. Was a topless model.
You’ll find in life that the Trifecta of Bitchdom is necessarily a progressive one. That is to say animal rights leads to topless modeling in the same way a non-stop train to Whoreville leads to a town full of whores. Is it Whoreville? No one fucking cares.
Heather Mills and rock legend Paul McCartney are getting a divorce and if I know anything about divorce and women, I can say for sure it’s 100% her fault. I can prove it too!
Women who throw themselves into political causes and social agendas are not right in the head if you know what I mean. They’re an egg short of a dozen. They’re a blanket short of a picnic. They’re a soda short of a six-pack. They’re a leg short of a pair (no pun intended). They’re fucking insane.
Women who try to fix their husbands “problems” (”problems” like hair that isn’t dyed, loyal publicists who aren’t sacked, and names of said husbands who don’t appear before those of said husbands’ life-long friends and band mates) are one thing. But when they take it to a global level they’re playing the same game in a totally different league. Like how video game football is in a different league than the fucking World Cup.
That is a game called Hide and Go Seek. Women hide from their problems and their raving psychoses seek them out and self-destruct the whole fucking shit four years down the line. Sometimes it’s in the form of the pool boy and sometimes it’s in the form of a bitter resentment of hard work, celebrity, and success.
Also, you don’t marry some dude whose wife just died. It’s extremely low class.
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November 22nd, 2006 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
hmmm.
luka: i was watching a documentary the other night on a strange new disease,well that’s how they classed it.it’s been appearing in the older generation,60’s & 70’s,of japanese women.
married young,to a guy who seemed nice enough at the time.they were naive enough to believe that things would remain this way “untill death do us part”.obviously,they were quite disappointed to find out their husbands weren’t that loving & faithful after not so very long.they tended to be bossy and cold,& not so much in to showing love.
i should mention that this is in the white collar class.a lot of these men,as you said,are working long hours miles away.a lot won’t see their wives more than once a month.
to the women,this is actually nice.they stay at home with the kids and dread the day thier husband retires.filling the days untill then with meaningless hobbys.such as collecting all the videos & posters of their favorite pop star.or collecting thousands of silly little cuddly toys and giving them ALL names.they may frivolously waste their husband’s hard earned cash like this,but at least they are a lot more fucking faithful than western women.refering to (son of the suns) @taking their hard earned money and using it to steal the kids and run off with the milkman.;)
the problems start when their husband’s retire.not used to having to see their “other half” for more than a weekend in a month,they get very nervous.so nervous that they get headaches,rashes,itching & nausea,even leading to actual vomiting.the symptoms vary from case to case.but the cause is the same.after so long alone,they can’t adjust to having a MAN around the house all day long.
i think this is a result of japanese women having no power & relying on men for everything,except their actual presence.
son of the suns: i agree.go to where i come from in england.most english people have lost the idea of sticking together and “keepin ya mates back”.the pakistanis haven’t though.a few years back,whilest in my home town.i got in to a fight with some moroccan twat.i really tried not to fight him as i was having a lovely night,i’d dropped an e and didn’t wish to spoil the buzz.in the end i had no choice as he caught me a nice nut on the nose.apparently he was coked up and thought he was kingkong that night,he weren’t that big.i guess he fought that would drop me and didn’t expect much in the way of a reaction.i only punched him once,and he was lying bleeding on the floor.it felt like a light punch,but apparently i knocked a tooth out and he had to have a bunch of stitches.
anyway.i walk home with me my sister,my nose still bleeding,and am waiting out side for my mates to arrive back from town in a taxi.just after they arrive and everyone is heading to the house,two car loads of paki’s turn up to find me.i did the sensible thing and scarpered.i was kind of unlucky in that my button on my trousers fell off as i jumped a fence.trying to run when your pants are falling down just don’t work,ever seen a sack race?they caught up with me and i got the worst kickin of my life so far.broken nose,bruised ribs,eye whites filled with blood,fucked hands from stamping,that kind of thing.i tried to put up a fight,but what can you do against five people if you aint bruce lee.at least i didn’t let them keep me down.i was still stood at the end,trousers round my ankles and minus a very ripped t-shirt.hence my disappointment in a complete multi cultural society.
the interesting thing is though.there were a few friends who saw the start of the chase and just went inside the house.only one came out and tried to help.he was only a tiny little guy and there wasn’t much he could do.at least he tried though,all the rest let me down big time.the people you would expect to help you in a situation like that.the people who would expect you to be there if it was them.the people you don’t expect to be such pussy cowards.and there is my disappointment in western male society.
also agreed,the western world is fucked unless people crawl out of their arses and start thinking for them selves and take up some of the responsibilty for their lives on earth,instead of blaming every other fucker.
i do believe that new renewable energy sources will be taken very seriously soon.the western world doesn’t want to be at the mercy of the arabic world for ever,and if we are to survive as a race/races,then it must be becoming fairly evident that we must make a move from fossil fuels to a cleaner,and eventually,a much cheaper energy source.undoubtedly to be discovered/invented,by a MAN.
it’s a MAN’s world.maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
fuck,didn’t realize i went on that long.;)
November 22nd, 2006 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7d5b1a4c61d4d
chunda, I’d feel better about what you said if you weren’t on hard drugs. Are you positive you weren’t so high you started the whole thing and your boys let you get an ass kicking to teach you a lesson?
As far taking alternative energy seriously, it’s irrelavant for most things. The only cost effective way of extracting hydrogen is from fossil fuels and the existing Big Oil infrastructure, except it would be more expensive than regular gas, aint happening period.
Then you have wind power, yet here in the US demogogue hypocrite liberals from New England don’t want it because it would block the views and drop the property value on their houses in their gated white enclaves. Yet they hate those conservatives and their evil oil industry so much.. riiiiiiight.
If cold fusion or zero point can’t be proven/manufactured within the century, the West is done. For we do not have the balls left to win a middle eastern war.
November 22nd, 2006 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
son of the suns
i was waiting to speak to a friend,who he was talking to at the time.he starts giving me attitude and i’m being all mellow about it.my friend is also telling him there’s no problem,i’m waiting for him.so i walk away telling him i aint got a problem with him,leave it alone.
later on,when it’s kicking out time.i’m waiting outside for some MATES ? to come out and this guy’s in my face givin it the bigun.i’m still tryin to tell him i don’t wanna fight with him when he tells me he’s gonns knock me out.then i laughed.lol.the little prick was having a laugh.then he jumped up and nutted me.
i can see how i might have upset him when i laughed,but how much does one take?where is the limit?i tried my best not to fight him,but he got what he wanted.i didn’t wanna fight some little guy i know i can beat.but i’m not gonna stand around all night while he insults me and trys to take the piss.i think i was very restrained.it was only my friends that stopped it going further.they were worried about repercussions funnily enough.anyway,fuck em,except 1.they pussied out.i would have been there for them.
where are you from?america?
i’m now living in amsterdam.here it is a fairly permissive society.what you might think of as hard drugs in u.s,are maybe not thought of the same here.obviously you’ve never done xtc.if you had you’de know that the last thing you wanna do on it is fight people.everyone’s your friend.you wanna be happy and make others happy round you.i certainly am not that week minded that i don’t know what the fuck was going on then.
as i said,i now live in the nederlands.here they have made the most of the flatness of the land and are using a lot of wind turbines to create electricty.also,as the land is mostly under sea level,they are doing a lot with water too.
granted that this only supplies a small part of the total needed,and these things are quite expensive to maintain.but it’s a step.saying it’s pointless is quitting.it’s not just about how we gain our energy either,at the moment.it’s about how we use it,or how we try to conserve it.that’s what i meant with the remark on my last post.EVERYONE has to take it seriously and use energy in a conscienscous manner.don’t expect the others to solve the problem.
surely it makes sense?
November 22nd, 2006 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b92a9ed37775
Now that you explain it better looks like the fucker deserved a good beating. Your “friends” failed you. Its never a good idea to be on passifying drugs when you might run into hostile enemy tribes. Caveman combat rule #1.
Yes, I’m American. We don’t have legal drugs besides alcohol/tobacco/caffeine but we’ve become quite a permissive society anyway. When I was a kid I used to smoke pot, and time and again my “pothead friends” would fail me when I needed them… now they’re all on crack, in jail, or the military. Moral of the story? Get new friends who aren’t addicted to passifying drugs or keep getting your ass kicked every time you go out. I’d say get a gun but I’m guessing the Netherlands prefers only criminals have them like the rest of Europe. Or is the Netherlands the country where there’s an armed militia trained with AK47s?
It’s easy for countries like yours to depend on wind/thermal/etc energy due to the small size of your nations and the huge taxes incurred on you for investments into such systems. In huge places like US, it’s pointless. Especially where profits matter most.
November 26th, 2006 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c019fa5b0591
What a complete moron you are!
Your article is one the dumbest that I have ever stumbled across on the internet, and that is saying somthing.
You must be American. How is it that your country has bred so many dumb people? Were the forefathers all retarded?
Even your president is a fucking idiot!
November 26th, 2006 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f470e28ba622
Go tend to your whore wife’s foot massage.
November 26th, 2006 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch= great article
November 28th, 2006 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
UK to Heather Mills: Fuck You
-Dick
November 28th, 2006 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Heather Mills to UK: With pleasure.
- Lord Of War ST compilation
November 28th, 2006 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 5a351bd700b34
She’ll just come to the US or go to Asia’s rising economy to find a some new billionare to rape and pillage.
November 28th, 2006 at 11:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
[quote]Pamela Anderson has, ironically, donated [to Heather Mills' charity auction] a pair of Stella McCartney white PVC stilettos signed by the designer.[/quote]Thereby showing that any insult man can dream up for a woman, woman can dream up a deeper insult.
-wolfe
March 20th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: e452c567ebda5
Heather Mills knew she was going to set up Paul McCartney from jump street. She was going to be onstage in a helluva act in order to get at Pauls money sometime down the road. She is an evil bitch who is causing one of our last surviving beatle alot of stress and discomfort. Marriage these days ONLY favors women not men. Don”t get married
these days without prenup even if your dirt poor, you never know how your luck can change, and hopefully if it turns up for you, it won’t come crashing back down in a divorce. If she won’t sign a prenup, swallow hard, hold on to your nuts and fucking walk away. You;”l pat yourself on the back for years instead of kicking yourself in the ass.
March 26th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
She is now a contestant on that silly show “Dancing with the Stars” and she has been experiencing a PR makeover in the US. I didn’t watch the show, but I was one of the guilty who were hoping to hear news of her leg dropping off during her performance.
May 17th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1fdeaffc01e5b
bunny wunny you are not allowed on this website. But of course being Illiterate you wouldn’t understand that would you bitch? Fuck off and stop talking about penis length. It doesn’t matter how long a penis is. The important thing is having one. As long as you dont have one you can only dream of having one! See a psychiatrist who will help you with your penis envy syndrome.
May 17th, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1fdeaffc01e5b
Chunda? are you a man or a woman or tranny?
May 18th, 2007 at 2:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 30bb54972ba49
The size of a penis only matters to whores with streched out cunts.
August 10th, 2007 at 3:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Actually, zero point energy will never be practical. According to the latest equations, the amount of energy present in the vacuum is actually very small. Of course, free energy, perhaps with the sole exception of immortality and solving the incompatibilities between general relativity and quantum mechanics, is the ultimate goal of science. Everyone wants to get “something for nothing”, but unfortunately the laws of thermodynamics have different plans. As for fusion, the energy necessary to start the fusion reaction is enormous in itself, making it not very economical, and then there’s the problem os stopping a 50 million Cº ball of fire from melting the reactors and everything in a 25 mile radius.
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December 19th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: e75519e6050f6
Roger’s daughter India is a topless model too, she probably fucked the daughter of another rock star, and sympathizes with her puny little animalistic father, does she equate to McCartney?
February 7th, 2008 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 17d5247e842be
Well, this post my mother would completely agree with you Dick. She is a huge fan of Paul McCartney and despises Heather Mills, she may of even said your title several times when Heather was on Dancing With The Stars (a show I much hate and she adores). Though, it all worked out for me because she boycotted that season of Dancing.
Truthfully though, she is getting millions of dollars for simply being married then divorcing, most likely her intent all along.