Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch
Having one leg and being a tremendous bitch have nothing to do with one another in the case of Heather Mills ex-McCartney. Or perhaps they do. I’m unfamiliar with the circumstances that led to the loss of her leg so I can’t be sure.
You see, as a man I have a natural revulsion to celebrity drama-news — something I shall start calling drews because it’s an amalgamation of the two words ‘drama’ and ‘news’ and it sounds completely pointless and stupid. I hate drews like I hate the plague.
Wait, I know how losing a leg and being a bitch could go hand in hand. Perhaps Heather Mills was at a sob-fest for endangered bears and accidentally used a honey-based body moisturizing cream that she stole from one of her hippie friends just an hour before. Every idiot knows bears love honey.
Lady McCartney (as she would prefer to be called even after the divorce) has what I call the Trifecta of Bitchdom. They are as follows:
1. Gives a shit about animal rights.
2. Fucked some rock stars.
3. Was a topless model.
You’ll find in life that the Trifecta of Bitchdom is necessarily a progressive one. That is to say animal rights leads to topless modeling in the same way a non-stop train to Whoreville leads to a town full of whores. Is it Whoreville? No one fucking cares.
Heather Mills and rock legend Paul McCartney are getting a divorce and if I know anything about divorce and women, I can say for sure it’s 100% her fault. I can prove it too!
Women who throw themselves into political causes and social agendas are not right in the head if you know what I mean. They’re an egg short of a dozen. They’re a blanket short of a picnic. They’re a soda short of a six-pack. They’re a leg short of a pair (no pun intended). They’re fucking insane.
Women who try to fix their husbands “problems” (“problems” like hair that isn’t dyed, loyal publicists who aren’t sacked, and names of said husbands who don’t appear before those of said husbands’ life-long friends and band mates) are one thing. But when they take it to a global level they’re playing the same game in a totally different league. Like how video game football is in a different league than the fucking World Cup.
That is a game called Hide and Go Seek. Women hide from their problems and their raving psychoses seek them out and self-destruct the whole fucking shit four years down the line. Sometimes it’s in the form of the pool boy and sometimes it’s in the form of a bitter resentment of hard work, celebrity, and success.
Also, you don’t marry some dude whose wife just died. It’s extremely low class.
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Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
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disregard this post, clearly just a feminist in disguise trying to portray men as sadistic and stupid
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heather mills is one woman, you cannot make a decision on women based on one horrible one. I dont judge all men on joseph fritzels actions.
Sarah, please don’t make us all post examples of the other heather mills’, it would atke foreve.
Well, this post my mother would completely agree with you Dick. She is a huge fan of Paul McCartney and despises Heather Mills, she may of even said your title several times when Heather was on Dancing With The Stars (a show I much hate and she adores). Though, it all worked out for me because she boycotted that season of Dancing.
Truthfully though, she is getting millions of dollars for simply being married then divorcing, most likely her intent all along.
Most likely?
Roger’s daughter India is a topless model too, she probably fucked the daughter of another rock star, and sympathizes with her puny little animalistic father, does she equate to McCartney?
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The size of a penis only matters to whores with streched out cunts.
Chunda? are you a man or a woman or tranny?
bunny wunny you are not allowed on this website. But of course being Illiterate you wouldn’t understand that would you bitch? Fuck off and stop talking about penis length. It doesn’t matter how long a penis is. The important thing is having one. As long as you dont have one you can only dream of having one! See a psychiatrist who will help you with your penis envy syndrome.
She is now a contestant on that silly show “Dancing with the Stars” and she has been experiencing a PR makeover in the US. I didn’t watch the show, but I was one of the guilty who were hoping to hear news of her leg dropping off during her performance.
Heather Mills knew she was going to set up Paul McCartney from jump street. She was going to be onstage in a helluva act in order to get at Pauls money sometime down the road. She is an evil bitch who is causing one of our last surviving beatle alot of stress and discomfort. Marriage these days ONLY favors women not men. Don”t get married
these days without prenup even if your dirt poor, you never know how your luck can change, and hopefully if it turns up for you, it won’t come crashing back down in a divorce. If she won’t sign a prenup, swallow hard, hold on to your nuts and fucking walk away. You;”l pat yourself on the back for years instead of kicking yourself in the ass.
[quote]Pamela Anderson has, ironically, donated [to Heather Mills' charity auction] a pair of Stella McCartney white PVC stilettos signed by the designer.[/quote]Thereby showing that any insult man can dream up for a woman, woman can dream up a deeper insult.
-wolfe
She’ll just come to the US or go to Asia’s rising economy to find a some new billionare to rape and pillage.
Heather Mills to UK: With pleasure.
- Lord Of War ST compilation
UK to Heather Mills: Fuck You
-Dick
Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch= great article
Go tend to your whore wife’s foot massage.
What a complete moron you are!
Your article is one the dumbest that I have ever stumbled across on the internet, and that is saying somthing.
You must be American. How is it that your country has bred so many dumb people? Were the forefathers all retarded?
Even your president is a fucking idiot!
Now that you explain it better looks like the fucker deserved a good beating. Your “friends” failed you. Its never a good idea to be on passifying drugs when you might run into hostile enemy tribes. Caveman combat rule #1.
Yes, I’m American. We don’t have legal drugs besides alcohol/tobacco/caffeine but we’ve become quite a permissive society anyway. When I was a kid I used to smoke pot, and time and again my “pothead friends” would fail me when I needed them… now they’re all on crack, in jail, or the military. Moral of the story? Get new friends who aren’t addicted to passifying drugs or keep getting your ass kicked every time you go out. I’d say get a gun but I’m guessing the Netherlands prefers only criminals have them like the rest of Europe. Or is the Netherlands the country where there’s an armed militia trained with AK47s?
It’s easy for countries like yours to depend on wind/thermal/etc energy due to the small size of your nations and the huge taxes incurred on you for investments into such systems. In huge places like US, it’s pointless. Especially where profits matter most.