Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch
Having one leg and being a tremendous bitch have nothing to do with one another in the case of Heather Mills ex-McCartney. Or perhaps they do. I’m unfamiliar with the circumstances that led to the loss of her leg so I can’t be sure.
You see, as a man I have a natural revulsion to celebrity drama-news — something I shall start calling drews because it’s an amalgamation of the two words ‘drama’ and ‘news’ and it sounds completely pointless and stupid. I hate drews like I hate the plague.
Wait, I know how losing a leg and being a bitch could go hand in hand. Perhaps Heather Mills was at a sob-fest for endangered bears and accidentally used a honey-based body moisturizing cream that she stole from one of her hippie friends just an hour before. Every idiot knows bears love honey.
Lady McCartney (as she would prefer to be called even after the divorce) has what I call the Trifecta of Bitchdom. They are as follows:
1. Gives a shit about animal rights.
2. Fucked some rock stars.
3. Was a topless model.
You’ll find in life that the Trifecta of Bitchdom is necessarily a progressive one. That is to say animal rights leads to topless modeling in the same way a non-stop train to Whoreville leads to a town full of whores. Is it Whoreville? No one fucking cares.
Heather Mills and rock legend Paul McCartney are getting a divorce and if I know anything about divorce and women, I can say for sure it’s 100% her fault. I can prove it too!
Women who throw themselves into political causes and social agendas are not right in the head if you know what I mean. They’re an egg short of a dozen. They’re a blanket short of a picnic. They’re a soda short of a six-pack. They’re a leg short of a pair (no pun intended). They’re fucking insane.
Women who try to fix their husbands “problems” (”problems” like hair that isn’t dyed, loyal publicists who aren’t sacked, and names of said husbands who don’t appear before those of said husbands’ life-long friends and band mates) are one thing. But when they take it to a global level they’re playing the same game in a totally different league. Like how video game football is in a different league than the fucking World Cup.
That is a game called Hide and Go Seek. Women hide from their problems and their raving psychoses seek them out and self-destruct the whole fucking shit four years down the line. Sometimes it’s in the form of the pool boy and sometimes it’s in the form of a bitter resentment of hard work, celebrity, and success.
Also, you don’t marry some dude whose wife just died. It’s extremely low class.
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November 17th, 2006 at 12:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
You actually mean that its the mans fault for trying to believe women can be good? You are actually defending a women who betrayed her best friend on her last dieing wish?
If we think with our cocks, then what the fuck are you thinking with to support such heinous acts? The answer is, you only think of yourselves and you dont care who gets in the way… friends, children.. no way your gunna let those little things get in your way.
bunny wunny, you are a disgusting smelling cunt. To approve of such an obvious wrong doing makes that clear. I wish nothing but turmoil and strife on your disgusting ass.
November 17th, 2006 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f470e28ba622
May the furies grant your wish.
November 17th, 2006 at 3:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
A-MEN.
November 18th, 2006 at 2:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 0b4435099b9db
Boo hoo
This website sees no good in women in the first place so why would I even be arsed to argue the point.We are the superior race and you men have great trouble seeing that.
By the way thats a load of baloney that Heather Mills and Linda McCartney were best pals,its a fairy story.
Did Macca really need his dying wife to find him a new one.
Is he not able to do it for himself?
I am highly amused by your bad wishes on me-YOU’RE OPINIONS DON’T COUNT!!
Like I lose sleep at night worring what you sad cunts think.
I’m happy in the knowledge that I rile you,now that makes me happy!!!
November 18th, 2006 at 3:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
lol can you back up anything you’ve said?
November 18th, 2006 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: ab1579df2e1d8
… because you are an arse.
November 18th, 2006 at 5:19 am - IP Man-Hash: a3632d2301d4f
Heather Mills?
Prostitute.
November 18th, 2006 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: ab1579df2e1d8
Correction, gwallan,
November 18th, 2006 at 8:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That’s cruel and unnecessary. Prostitute (mere truth) will suffice.
- Music Instructor - Don’t Stop The Rock
November 18th, 2006 at 8:27 am - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
Obviously diamatik must get off on that ‘her legs were wrapped around me/him’ aspect of givin’er…
…why else would he make such an effort to account for her limbs…
…hey, whatever gets the ‘job’ done, right…
November 18th, 2006 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That doesn’t make any sense. In such it bewilderingly outperforms your usual snide commentaries. Puzzling.
- Eminem - Rock Bottom
November 18th, 2006 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 06b47ec09a555
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/about1082.html
November 18th, 2006 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a6dfb1d80562
Classic morons.
You forget that it is men who usually pay for sex-hence why prostitution is alive and kicking and on a road near you.THEY PAY FOR IT!!!
So what if she was a prozzie,doesn’t make her a bad person.And how funny that nobody bothered to check on her past.
On one hand you are calling women all the evil cunts and twats going and in the next breath you expect us to feel sorry for Macca who was bewitched and taken advantage of by a prozzie in disguise.
More fool him and his “people” for not checking up.
As I’ve said before,men think with their cocks.
CASE CLOSED
November 18th, 2006 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 0e8c0a5161f55
Actually bunny wunny, being a whore does make you a bad person. It means you’re a black hearted cunt who will do anything for money. You think it doesn’t make you “bad” because you don’t judge people, because you might have some unpleasant thoughts about yourself.
November 18th, 2006 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae6ed3998b9a9
Typical one-sided, one dimentional thinking bunny wunny. With a hint of idiocy as well. Men don’t pay women for sex, what they’re paying for is for them to go away afterwords dumbass.
-Strength and Honor-
November 18th, 2006 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0150bba6687e
My sister lets her friend dump her 4 yr old kid on her daily so she can go fuck around behind her husband’s back. Women can’t fucking do dishes to make a man happy but they can exort legendary amounts of effort on lies, deciet, and babysitting another kid when they can’t take care of their own when it comes to help “one of theirs” decieve and betray.
Women are the scum of existance and unfit to breath my oxygen.
November 18th, 2006 at 4:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
your sister is just letting her friend do this behind her husband’s back? and is even helping out by watching the kid? i honestly dont believe most women would do such a thing. maybe im naive, but i think most would at least TELL their friend what they are doing is wrong and would have no part in it. women aren’t monsters, though im sure some of you may deny that completely…
November 18th, 2006 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: de80f6173485b
Women aren’t monsters, but to be honest, you’re being ridiculously naive.
I’m not surprised that she lets that happen, womens number one priority will be keeping their friends. They don’t usually care if their friend is doing wrong, unless there are going to be consequences for themselves.
November 18th, 2006 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6574a9bde62d3
The passive fuck husband knows its going on but any day now he’ll grow some fucking balls and lash out at all involved.
I think I’ll let him get right to the edge of killing my sister so she can learn a lesson before I intervene.
November 19th, 2006 at 12:27 am - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
Good things might not ‘cum’ to/for/on/with those who not only hesitate, but wait until the very last minute…
You’re nothing more than a procrastination whore, albeit a he-whore [which actually sounds like it makes you an 'ass']; go feed your donkey you ass, before someone pins another skanky tail on it, then ships it to the second string glue factory.
//OFF-WHITE ALERT…If it smells like glue and it’s too sticky to actually swallow, it’s probably an emission from the [son of the] sun[s].//