Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch
Having one leg and being a tremendous bitch have nothing to do with one another in the case of Heather Mills ex-McCartney. Or perhaps they do. I’m unfamiliar with the circumstances that led to the loss of her leg so I can’t be sure.
You see, as a man I have a natural revulsion to celebrity drama-news — something I shall start calling drews because it’s an amalgamation of the two words ‘drama’ and ‘news’ and it sounds completely pointless and stupid. I hate drews like I hate the plague.
Wait, I know how losing a leg and being a bitch could go hand in hand. Perhaps Heather Mills was at a sob-fest for endangered bears and accidentally used a honey-based body moisturizing cream that she stole from one of her hippie friends just an hour before. Every idiot knows bears love honey.
Lady McCartney (as she would prefer to be called even after the divorce) has what I call the Trifecta of Bitchdom. They are as follows:
1. Gives a shit about animal rights.
2. Fucked some rock stars.
3. Was a topless model.
You’ll find in life that the Trifecta of Bitchdom is necessarily a progressive one. That is to say animal rights leads to topless modeling in the same way a non-stop train to Whoreville leads to a town full of whores. Is it Whoreville? No one fucking cares.
Heather Mills and rock legend Paul McCartney are getting a divorce and if I know anything about divorce and women, I can say for sure it’s 100% her fault. I can prove it too!
Women who throw themselves into political causes and social agendas are not right in the head if you know what I mean. They’re an egg short of a dozen. They’re a blanket short of a picnic. They’re a soda short of a six-pack. They’re a leg short of a pair (no pun intended). They’re fucking insane.
Women who try to fix their husbands “problems” (”problems” like hair that isn’t dyed, loyal publicists who aren’t sacked, and names of said husbands who don’t appear before those of said husbands’ life-long friends and band mates) are one thing. But when they take it to a global level they’re playing the same game in a totally different league. Like how video game football is in a different league than the fucking World Cup.
That is a game called Hide and Go Seek. Women hide from their problems and their raving psychoses seek them out and self-destruct the whole fucking shit four years down the line. Sometimes it’s in the form of the pool boy and sometimes it’s in the form of a bitter resentment of hard work, celebrity, and success.
Also, you don’t marry some dude whose wife just died. It’s extremely low class.
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November 12th, 2006 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9ea50cbb00cc
No, son of the suns, she is just a woman. I can understand the ambiguity between the two, but there is a distinct difference.
November 12th, 2006 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
bunny wunny said:
Ohhh I’m glad I make you knobs feel superior,thats the whole point-it prooves that you are so easy to wind up.GET A GRIP MORONS!!!
Have just read that on top of the £80 million my friend Heather will get she has been offered an extra £20 million to hand over the kid-
KERCHING!!!!!
-I don’t feel superior, I just feel quite a bit of pity for women such as you. Although I suppose you will reap what you sow. Its too bad you cannot comprehend whats going to happen when women like you reach a certain age. It will go from this narcisstic, greedy, amoral, superiority complex, to a sad sort of whining that accompanies an idiot such as yourself, when you don’t get what you want and finally realize that you are the cause of your own anguish. Honestly I pity you.-
-Strength and Honor-
November 12th, 2006 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf0ed187095ca
She will never realize anything. She will just whine and cry and blame some man becasue she dont get what she wants. Women don’t understand cause and effect. They just stumble through life taking whatever someone is giving and giving only shit in return.
Women just simply suck as humans.
November 14th, 2006 at 1:36 am - IP Man-Hash: d5f582a51b32e
Blah blah blah……………..
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
November 14th, 2006 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 2333f5883c161
Use those dollar signs now cunt, for your grandoise African enslaving diamond life years are ticking, ticking, ticking.
You are a soulless gold digger, and thanks to sites like these, when you’re old and used a good guy is going to know better than to marry you after you’ve been throwing your ass around town during your prime.
How’s welfare sound?
November 14th, 2006 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
To her I think it sounds like a plan.
-Strength and Honor-
November 14th, 2006 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
heather mills lost her leg before they got married,that’s for sure.she got hit by a policecar being driven by a policeMAN during a high speed pursuit.doubtless to say,she must have a very big axe to grind against MANkind.
if she’s really getting 80.000.000 then the world really is a sad place.they were only married for a few years,in which time she lived a life of luxury and wanted for nothing.when she conned poor old mccartney into marrying her,probably made him feel sorry for her pegleg,she must’ve had enough cash left from the payout from the police to live comfy enough.so why does she deserve to walk off with 80.000.000 of pauls hard earned cash,all made long before she was even born for fuck sake.what did she do in the 3 or 4 years they were married to earn that much.fuck all,that’s what.most likely bitched and moaned about everything and made poor pauls life a living hell.
who knows if she was a gold digging whore allready,or if a MAN lopping her leg off with his car made her feel all men owe her something.not that i give a toss.i think she’s a complete bitch and now deserves to lose the other leg too.
and bunny wunny,you really haven’t done the female cause any favours.you’ve shown yourself to be a money grabbing bitch with nothing but disdain for men and their generosity.do MANkind a favour and jump off a very tall building,preferably landing on very sharp rocks.
peace MAN
November 14th, 2006 at 11:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
What did she gain besides His money? Anything?
-Strength and Honor-
November 15th, 2006 at 7:11 am - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
oh yeah,a child.but that’s what women are best at,birth and mothering.apparently not ms mills ex mccartney.any idiot with a snatch can get knocked up,but her mothering skills are eclipsed by her avarice and spite.that’s if it’s really true that she’s gonna sell the child back to paul for 20.000.000.it’s obvious that she’s just a low class one legged exmodel whore,and not the greatest lookin model anyway,who just fluked her way in to the good graces of a very rich,naive upset old man who’d just lost his wife.
the only other thing i know she’s gained from this is a name as a gold digger,and hopefully all MEN will be a bit wiser now and avoid her like she has small pox,ebola and vaginal warts.then she might rue the day she got so fucking greedy after living a lonely,loveless life.probably her only friend will be bunny wunny,as bunny wunny sounds like the type to befriend someone,male or female,cos they got loads of cash.
that’s too shallow MAN.
November 16th, 2006 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 7067254780cde
How fucking boring you all are.
You are like a gang of old maids stood at a garden fence whinging and whining-its totally amusing.
You all talk bollocks.
If McCartney was conned by Heather than thats his hard shit!
Theres no fool like an old fool as they say.
I dont give a shit about the womans cause,I just come on here to wind you suckers up and i’ve succeeded.
MORONS!!!
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November 16th, 2006 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a5e8e0a214d3
Live by the serpant, die by the serpant.
November 16th, 2006 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
Have fun with your cats bitch.
-Strength and Honor-
November 16th, 2006 at 11:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
also try not to abuse it while your at it.
November 16th, 2006 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
November 16th, 2006 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
If I remember right, I read where Heather mills use to be Paul’s dead wifes best friend? And that is was her last wish for them to be together, becasue she wanted Paul to be taken care of, because she knew this sort of thing would happen.
Then look what the bitch does, has she no decency for her dead friend! Women just plain fucking suck, what a heartless fucking whore she is. She deserves nothing less than to be butt fucked by a Horse untill dead.
I swear, you dangle a hundred dollar bill in front of any bitch, and she will sell out her own fucking mother. Whores all of you, disgusting fucking whores.
November 17th, 2006 at 3:24 am - IP Man-Hash: ddbc40ec5b431
AMEN
November 17th, 2006 at 4:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 6e8a52d20b9dc
Cry me a river!!
If men are so superior why do they fall for the lies women tell and put up with all the shit they give out?????
Is it because you are all fucking simple???
Mmmmm …. yes maybe thats it.
Dumb arses the lot of you.
Think with your cocks and it ALWAYS comes back to bite you on your spotty,hairy arses.
November 17th, 2006 at 6:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
This would be too good for the whore. She has probably already tried this and would only enjoy having her gaping ass split even more.
Bunny Wunny what a perfect name for a whore. We all know wabbits and bunnys fuk constantly. Paul was trying to replace the missing
love of his life. It had little to do with sex you twat. But you’re just a ignorant slut so what else would we expect from you. I’m sure you wouldn’t know anything about having real relationships.
Now do the world a big favor and die already.
November 17th, 2006 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
No, no, it’s “look like the flower, but be the serpent under’t”, …
November 17th, 2006 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Judging by what women scream and claim, you’d think a jolly good phuck is the vilest, wickedest, most depraved fouling (of course, only) a man (or more at once) could possibly perpetrate upon (solely) a woman.
Amidst such heinous debauchery, comparisons between membres and serpents are bound to arise, nay?
Us loathsome men with our, utilitarian, bodies and afferent disgusting appendages indeed…
Thus the query presents itself. Why isn’t all heterosexual intercourse deemed rape? Why do women stand (hot doggy) for such despicable acts? Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding answer.
- David Guetta - Just A Little More Love