Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch
Having one leg and being a tremendous bitch have nothing to do with one another in the case of Heather Mills ex-McCartney. Or perhaps they do. I’m unfamiliar with the circumstances that led to the loss of her leg so I can’t be sure.
You see, as a man I have a natural revulsion to celebrity drama-news — something I shall start calling drews because it’s an amalgamation of the two words ‘drama’ and ‘news’ and it sounds completely pointless and stupid. I hate drews like I hate the plague.
Wait, I know how losing a leg and being a bitch could go hand in hand. Perhaps Heather Mills was at a sob-fest for endangered bears and accidentally used a honey-based body moisturizing cream that she stole from one of her hippie friends just an hour before. Every idiot knows bears love honey.
Lady McCartney (as she would prefer to be called even after the divorce) has what I call the Trifecta of Bitchdom. They are as follows:
1. Gives a shit about animal rights.
2. Fucked some rock stars.
3. Was a topless model.
You’ll find in life that the Trifecta of Bitchdom is necessarily a progressive one. That is to say animal rights leads to topless modeling in the same way a non-stop train to Whoreville leads to a town full of whores. Is it Whoreville? No one fucking cares.
Heather Mills and rock legend Paul McCartney are getting a divorce and if I know anything about divorce and women, I can say for sure it’s 100% her fault. I can prove it too!
Women who throw themselves into political causes and social agendas are not right in the head if you know what I mean. They’re an egg short of a dozen. They’re a blanket short of a picnic. They’re a soda short of a six-pack. They’re a leg short of a pair (no pun intended). They’re fucking insane.
Women who try to fix their husbands “problems” (”problems” like hair that isn’t dyed, loyal publicists who aren’t sacked, and names of said husbands who don’t appear before those of said husbands’ life-long friends and band mates) are one thing. But when they take it to a global level they’re playing the same game in a totally different league. Like how video game football is in a different league than the fucking World Cup.
That is a game called Hide and Go Seek. Women hide from their problems and their raving psychoses seek them out and self-destruct the whole fucking shit four years down the line. Sometimes it’s in the form of the pool boy and sometimes it’s in the form of a bitter resentment of hard work, celebrity, and success.
Also, you don’t marry some dude whose wife just died. It’s extremely low class.
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November 7th, 2006 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Paul McCartney married Heather Mills in June 2002. She had her accident in 2003, ergo, she had both legs intact when he married her.
Now piss off, bunny wunny. You twat.
November 7th, 2006 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: a282286cee73c
You stupid bitches say the same dumb things.
If it went for a woman blah bla bs…
Well you stpid whore.. If it weren’t for amn you dumb wouldn’t be bothering us either.
Now fuck off with your mindless comments.
Women simply suck as human beings.
And it takes no effect for men to be better than women.
November 7th, 2006 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
And what a twat she is, indeed. Thanks for rehashing that word for me, mike.
November 7th, 2006 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23500eaac44c3
Agreed Billy women continually bring that up. “If it weren’t for women you wouldn’t be here.” Yes bunny wunny and yet it takes two to tango and thus as Billy stated if it were not for a man you would not be here. It is amusing to see how women twist the idea of conception to make sound as if the woman got pregnant immaculately, as though the sole reason the human race exists is because of women. What self centered, egomaniacal harpies.
- Oldone
November 8th, 2006 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: db8aa6f39d7da
Bullshit,Heather Mills had her accident ages before they got together,check your facts cunt.
Billy I take it you are a big,fat,ugly moron,hence why no woman would look at you,hence why you have an”attitude”problem about how they suck as human beings.
The midwife obviously slapped your mamma when she gave birth to you for having such an ugly kid.Boo-hoo
November 8th, 2006 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 84f7c5452f5d2
Wow such class, you madam are typical of your gender.
-Strength and Honor-
November 9th, 2006 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 77214e9a48d00
bite me asshole
November 9th, 2006 at 4:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9dacab61935
bunny wunny, it is you who needs to get your facts right.
Need more proof?
Still not convinced?
Do you detect a pattern here?
Christ, what a moron you are. Now kindly rid yourself from this site.
November 9th, 2006 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
Come on BW at least capitalize the damn sentence genius.
-Strength and Honor-
November 9th, 2006 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 9eb83eb6d6c65
nah,dont feel like it today,am pissing my pants with my mates at the sad men who use this site to whinge and whine about the evils of women.
All of you are spineless,mummys boys.
If we are such unworthy humans why would you all be arsed to dedicate a website to us.
Surely we are not THAT important???
But getting back to the subject of our hero Ms Mills she will soon be getting$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$-hurrah!
November 9th, 2006 at 8:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, the site is a signed dedication to men. It is by men (Dick Masterson), for men (no women allowed) and about men (menarebetter…).
Thus, as you can plainly see, both the necessary and the sufficient conditions to confidently assert mabtw.com is dedicated to men are met.
- Paul Oakenfold - Dark Machine
November 9th, 2006 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Unless, of course, Dick is really Germaine Greer behind the opaque guise of the ‘nets’. In which case we’re all really living in a Stephen King novel.
- Chemical Brothers - It Began In Afrika
November 9th, 2006 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 9eb83eb6d6c65
Blah blah blah-so its a website for whiney mummies boys then?Ones who were breastfed until they were 16
I rest my case
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Heather rules
November 9th, 2006 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Simpleton…
November 9th, 2006 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
Madam: May I suggest a basic work on anatomy, since you seem to suffer from some fairly basic comprehension problems in re the human body.
-wolfe
November 9th, 2006 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
I say let her keep going with it, shes doing a fine job proving shes a hedonistic idiot that stinks of materialism.
-Strength and Honor-
November 9th, 2006 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: b0db22d83c136
I agree, let her stay as an example to all newcomers.
November 12th, 2006 at 7:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 7331e599a5d20
Ohhh I’m glad I make you knobs feel superior,thats the whole point-it prooves that you are so easy to wind up.GET A GRIP MORONS!!!
Have just read that on top of the £80 million my friend Heather will get she has been offered an extra £20 million to hand over the kid-
KERCHING!!!!!
November 12th, 2006 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Reassuring to know she’s as much your friend as you are her’s, or the 2 of you anyone’s. Who knows what the 2 of you might have achieved in cahoots. Who knows, Laodicea might have fallen.
- Supertramp - The Logical Song
November 12th, 2006 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2af982316d00
You are the scum of existance.