Heather Mills McCartney is a One-Legged Bitch
Having one leg and being a tremendous bitch have nothing to do with one another in the case of Heather Mills ex-McCartney. Or perhaps they do. I’m unfamiliar with the circumstances that led to the loss of her leg so I can’t be sure.
You see, as a man I have a natural revulsion to celebrity drama-news — something I shall start calling drews because it’s an amalgamation of the two words ‘drama’ and ‘news’ and it sounds completely pointless and stupid. I hate drews like I hate the plague.
Wait, I know how losing a leg and being a bitch could go hand in hand. Perhaps Heather Mills was at a sob-fest for endangered bears and accidentally used a honey-based body moisturizing cream that she stole from one of her hippie friends just an hour before. Every idiot knows bears love honey.
Lady McCartney (as she would prefer to be called even after the divorce) has what I call the Trifecta of Bitchdom. They are as follows:
1. Gives a shit about animal rights.
2. Fucked some rock stars.
3. Was a topless model.
You’ll find in life that the Trifecta of Bitchdom is necessarily a progressive one. That is to say animal rights leads to topless modeling in the same way a non-stop train to Whoreville leads to a town full of whores. Is it Whoreville? No one fucking cares.
Heather Mills and rock legend Paul McCartney are getting a divorce and if I know anything about divorce and women, I can say for sure it’s 100% her fault. I can prove it too!
Women who throw themselves into political causes and social agendas are not right in the head if you know what I mean. They’re an egg short of a dozen. They’re a blanket short of a picnic. They’re a soda short of a six-pack. They’re a leg short of a pair (no pun intended). They’re fucking insane.
Women who try to fix their husbands “problems” (”problems” like hair that isn’t dyed, loyal publicists who aren’t sacked, and names of said husbands who don’t appear before those of said husbands’ life-long friends and band mates) are one thing. But when they take it to a global level they’re playing the same game in a totally different league. Like how video game football is in a different league than the fucking World Cup.
That is a game called Hide and Go Seek. Women hide from their problems and their raving psychoses seek them out and self-destruct the whole fucking shit four years down the line. Sometimes it’s in the form of the pool boy and sometimes it’s in the form of a bitter resentment of hard work, celebrity, and success.
Also, you don’t marry some dude whose wife just died. It’s extremely low class.
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No abaddon, what bunny wunny and Ray said is quite true, but not in the way they think.
What has a short attention span, mundane life, does amoral things to cope and get attention, can’t be held reponsible for their choices?
A child and and a woman. Now, if we could tweak the system to give women the same voting rights that children have…
Luka: the big fucking difference between Japanese women running their household and family and the same practice in the US… Japanese women don’t take their hard working husband’s money and save it up to steal his children and run off with the 18 year old grocery bagger or soldier.
chunda: The reason multiculturism doesn’t work is because people of Northern European genetic ancestry are the least clannish and weakest when it comes to group evolutionary strategy. The same people who invented the “Liberal Democratic Experiment” are those who spawned feminism which is bound to destroy it. The Muslims, their Sharia Law, and their posession of vast oil reserves gaurantees their survival and that of the rising Asian economic power if they can cooperate rather than bicker. China has proved it has no qualms about exchanging weapons for sweet oil deals. Seems like a match made in Heaven so far.
If Westerners can’t use their dying “Liberal Democratic Experiment” to create unlimited energy sources that give them a technological edge that assures the dominance of representative government and a culture of galloping indvidualism, people will look back on the American Republic as a project in wreckless idealism.
Actually some could argue that in Japan women have a lot more power than the men. It is the woman who controls the family finances and really the man is just a wage slave putting his hard earned wages under her full control. Yet she does have a lot more responsibility over the family..her realm is in the household and finances, his is making the money and going up the career ladder.
Thank God for Europe where its still ok to be a man.
have you ever been to europe onevoice?if not,you’re in for a big shock,or not.women are just as much bitchy cunts here as anywhere.goto japan or the middle east somewhere if you wanna find a real male society.that’s 1 good thing i have to say about muslims,they know how to treat thier women.;)
A-MEN.
i think muslims are fine when they don’t live near me.i think it’s kind of obvious by now that the whole intergration thing is bullshit.we just ain’t ready.surely its best to send em all home and leave em to thier own devices in there own country.pull out of iraq man.it’s not our problem,we made it ours.
i’m not racist,i am equally biased against all.i’m not sexist either.i’m a pragmatist.women are women and men are men.we are very different with differing qualities.ha.men are good at thinking,inventing and such important things.women are good at chatting,having babies and making life miserable.thus,we couldn’t live with out each other.what would women do without men to change light bulbs,earn money,invent clever contaptions such as cars and pushchairs.if women didn’t need men to concieve,the world would be fucked.women would have been struck in the stoneage.i’d be surprised if they’d even worked out how to rub 2 sticks together to make fire.though i’m sure when they would of got older they would have still invented bingo and knitting.
i think the jap’s have the right idea,thier women know thier place.
power to huMANity.
eastern or western?
Western Europe because of demographics and the “multicultural experiment” with Muslims.
Eastern Europe.. or atleast Russia is sitting on vast oil therefore cannot be finished by the rule of economics.
I suggest you take a look at the signup script…
eastern or western?
one voice: Europe is finished.
Funny, nunnery reads so much like hatchery.
- KCPK - We Will Rock You
I think this is a harsh attack on the depravity of modern women, but I am forced to agree with it if Ray and Bunny insist women really are this dreadful, destructive and deceitful. They should know about women:
-short attention spans
-can’t commit or be faithful
-non-rational destructive risk-taking behavior with no benefit to family or society, only self.
-excitement at above
-’sniggering’ over the destructive results of above
-formation of destructive gossip networks (the word sniggering, and its connotative meanings, remains revealing).
-women are prone to be adulterers and fornicators (harsh, but Ray said it, and Bunny backed her up).
If I thought that way of my own gender, I would have to heed the advice of the Bard. So to Bunny and Ray, I suggest a careful reading of Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1, especially towards the end. Hamlet’s advice to Ophelia is particularly apt.
-wolfe
woman are really boring because they are to busy trying to compete with men. Everything a woman has in Australia America and Canada is from pitty for them. Nothing more. Thank God for Europe where its still ok to be a man.
Most surveys today suggest 70% of women cheat. Same percentage initiates the divorce.
Its not surprising they get bored.
You see women are boring as hell. They need constant attention because they are boring. As the saying goes “Only boring people get bored.”
Women are pathetic as humans.
The key word in my post was some Women.
I will always defend the fact that there are always exceptions to the rules.
-Thats the dumbest thing i’ve heard in awhile bunny wunny.-
-Strength and Honor-
@ bunny wunny - Ray is hardly the voice of reason when he is saying women have a short attention span and have problems with commitment. He is also saying that all women have fucked up lives that they need sex to make it worth livng.
Amen Ray
Finally a voice of reason.
Lets see the usual morons argue with that one.
Oh maybe they wont seeing as you are probably a man so they will discuss it rationally without whinging that women suck/are cunts/twats blah blah blah…………
The reason some women get bored might be because they have a short attention span? Or they have problems with commitment? Or that their life is just so fucking mundane they can barely cope?
An affair is a perfect cure to an uninteresting marraige, don’t you think? Excitment and the risk of getting caught, plus it means that then they can have something to snigger about amongst their friends.
It will still be a marriage, just the wife would be an adulterist.
And the man may never know.
@Billy, this may be true in some cases but the reason that some women get bored because they aren’t getting any from thier man. And how would having an affair put interested in the marriage, it won’t be a marriage if a third person is involved.
BS… Women encourage each other..
I’ve seen many times. The woman comes over whining about how bored her life is now. The freinds say, “what you need is an affair to put some interest back in your marraige.”
Women are shit