If History is a Stage, Women are the Gum Under your Seat.
Some people will tell you that women played a minor role in history. They’re wrong.
Women played no role in history. Zip, zero, zilch, nada, and fuck all. If you add them all up they equal women’s contribution to history: absolutely fucking nothing.
I was listening to a Wild-Eyed Crazy talk about the early domestication of dogs in a documentary. I’m a man so I enjoy that kind of shit. Why a woman was on a documentary that wasn’t also a sex documentary and also didn’t put her in a bikini, I do not know. However, this wacky broad posed a non-interesting theory:
The early domestication of dogs required extreme empathy. Thus, women did it.
Wow. That’s a doozy.
This is an example of what I commonly refer to as the woman cycle of dumbness. Women and their suppositions and cyclical-logic are like fire hoses that no one’s holding onto. No one has any idea where it started, it’s flapping all over the place, and none of it matters because if you stand there and try to deal with it, you’re going to get a twenty pound nozzle in your fucking face — a metaphorical nozzle of course. These aren’t men we’re talking about.
The early domestication of dogs required empathy? Let me guess, lady, you’re a crappy parent. Naturally I’m right. I knew immediately because I’m a man and all men know all things about everyone two seconds before they even meet them. That’s why men are so good in business.
One of the many things I’ve learned about women over the years is that they should never have a lot of things on their own. Pink slips, checking accounts, screwdrivers; mouths; and dogs. I guess you could call that Dick’s Big Five: What Should Be Completely Off Limits To Women.
All women do is fuck up dogs. A dog raised by a woman for more than five weeks is like a cream pastry puff without any cream in it. Would it be better if it had some cream filling? Technically, yes, but in the metaphor you can see what I’m doing there. I don’t need to walk you through it by the man-hand.
Women didn’t domesticate dogs. Fuck, you know what women did is just bitched every time a primitive man’s man brought a mud-ridden wolfe-mongrel into the cave! I can hear the shrill cries of it echoing in my DNA, ‘No paw prints on the shinnies!’ It’s been the same for a million years.
I’m sure at some point a revolutionary development will rock the world of women and their wacky delusions. One of them is going to figure out how empathy is responsible for inventing the wheel. And then we’re all fucked.
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May 28th, 2006 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 881406fb78124
johno said:
’single mothers’.
now there’s a phrase that says alot.
[b] Indeed it does say quite a bit, Johno. It says that women can make decisions without any responsibility for their actions.
you say men have empathy???
] You say that women have empathy? For causing all of this? Have fun mangina.
then why is there so many single mothers around this day and age???
Because they made a bad decision, and are funded for it. They are given support for being whores (sexual freedom) while the “father” is derided by shitbags such as yourself. Study biology and english Johno and then come back.
because men used them for sex and deserted them-with,clearly,NO
empathy for the woman or his child.
Just as women “used” them for sex to get the CSO and free housing? I call hypocrisy here.
also,men fucked up the world with violence and war.
People fucked the world up, however men where the ones to take the blame for it.
Strength and Honor
May 28th, 2006 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
How like a man to initiate abuse.
May 28th, 2006 at 6:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
You see, Steve, Female does the same thing here:
But the important thing is that SHE WASN’T INSULTING SOMEONE! She’d already done that in the first three paragraphs, after which spelling and grammar is unimportant.
Hope this clears thing up.
-Big Al
May 29th, 2006 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: a8dc73b6dd800
Ok I apologise Fem.
May 29th, 2006 at 6:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
And man-points for you, Steve, for apologizing even though she is fucking retarded.
-Big Al
May 29th, 2006 at 6:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
Careful Big Al, your eugenic side is showing again. It’s pretty much casting your immaturity into shadow, even.
Steve, if you are genuine, I accept.
May 29th, 2006 at 9:09 am - IP Man-Hash: d917ca6b1f977
Steve, you have nothing to apologize for. Fem wrecks abuse on the people who post here almost like she enjoys it.
She is fucking retarded. And worse still, she’s a fraud who insists she’s earned everything in her miserable life even though anyone can see she hasn’t.
-Dick
July 24th, 2007 at 3:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0adb091d42681
All you misogenystic fucking cuntsuckers in denial seem to forget that you came crying, sucking and whining out of a woman’s pussy. You are so intimidated and frightened by any female you can’t completely control, not to mention all misogenysts have mother issues and are most likely severely sexually repressed sadomasochists or homosexuals.
So please, either find a licensed psychotherapist and get over your goddamn hatred and maybe try fucking women who have more than two brain cells to rub together, pay a dominatrix to dress up like your mommy and take a nice steaming pile on your chest, or call up that cute personal assistant you met on Craig’s list and get to poop shute pumping you fucking queenie with a weenie. Don’t blame all women for your inability to have genuine foresight about the female you choose to have as a wife, girlfriend or fuckbuddy and try to live your sorry ass life without a plethora of repeated mistakes all in the guise of “I am the man and am better than a women wah, wah, wah.”
July 24th, 2007 at 3:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
How odd for a women to be able to spell ‘plethora’ but not ‘misogynist’. But like all women, she’s obsessed with homosexuality and all things anal. The first word in her ‘queenie with a weenie’ line certainly reveals her otherwise-concealed contempt for her own gender. I admit, sadomasochism is new as a suggestion. I’ll have to add it to the Laws of Women if we see more of it.
-wolfe
July 24th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1c132f6631e
Point being?
*BEEP* Ad hominem detected. Shutting down Mercy.exe.
You cannot possibly prove that.
Besides, that implies that there are women that I cannot control.
Of course there are, but I am giving most a run for their money.
But why should I, even if I found one that proved able to call it, be afraid?
Prove your statement, or eat your words.
And of course you have to bring up sex, seeing as it is the only possible way of controlling men you have at your disposal.
But this is the Internet. The one place in the world, where your pussy pass is ineffective.
Shit! More than two braincells? A woman? What is this, Star Trek?
Just joking.
You had it coming, though. For insulting your fellow women like that.
Someone certainly has some sick fantasies. And it ain’t me.
How is that empowerment going for you?
Oh, so its OUR fault that womem like you are all over us?
Repeated mistakes? A “real” man learns from his mistakes, twit.
Obviously, you are not one.
Note how she brings up sexuality.
Thats a clear sign she is trying to shame you into caving in.
The same goes for witholding sex in marriage.
It is just a power game.
And the best way to win, is never to play it.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9888544e58a87
And so was her reference to scheisse. She is one deviantly sick bitch, and I doubt her suggestions are representative of women as a whole.
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
women have contributed to society, it only has gone unnoticed
and the reason that you are able to state everything that men have done is because that women were denied the chance to get an education.
January 26th, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24096154ae4f
I put it to you, fellows and gentlemen, that women were not always as they are today. I agree that modern women are completely useless, except in their undeserved ability to produce men, however, I believe that had they been this useless for millions of years, the human race would have evolved to exclude females from the species.
Thoughts?
January 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
And when women were finally able to get an education; they still did shit with it. Any new female Einsteins recently?
Heh. Fuck no.
- Sgt. Reyes
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee5510402bfea
A very funny take on things. I won’t even bother reading the heated debate that’s going on here. I’m a Psychology major, and right now I’m studying the effects of feminism on young males. It’s disgusting to witness the trickled-down opinions. Our public school system is built upon a method that teaches young girls better than boys(proven). Just look at the college student male-female ratios.
Not to knock women as a whole, but I don’t know more than 5 rational women in my college of 23,000. A tragedy. On my own behalf, I think Marie Curie was awesome. Her developments in science keep me from blowing 8 kinds of smoke. Have fun, and play nice.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Rationality? A woman?
I’m surprised you found 5.
- Sgt. Reyes
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 66336cf683b74
Quite frankly I think either they were faking or he was so shocked to find one with any kind of sense that he believed them rational.
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Social chameleons. Exactly!
- Sgt. Reyes
April 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
No doubt, she’d say she couldn’t have done it without Pierre’s support.
Without a man’s love & protection, it is next to impossible for a woman to find any real purpose with herself.
Creating other human beings is the highest purpose therein contained; everything else seems empty as a womb. No kidding, a chick could be naturally born & processed w/ an IQ on record of 140+, and she’d toss it all aside for a chance at fufillment w/ a guy.
Is this handicap? Some think so, some ridicule. Madame Curie achieved to her husband’s credit.
May 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8ff1d5c8278b
There is always some moron who points that one out, usually in a case like this when it wasn’t a formal letter. Not to mention, who the hell said he was speaking English? It was probably some man-shortcut because he was just too busy taking care of man-business. Just like a woman to not be able to keep up with the convo…