Ignorance Is Not Cute
Dating is similar to interviewing for a job. At least for men it is. Men have to tout themselves, list their accomplishments — often more times than is necessary because women are half deaf and distracted by bullshit like neon signs they can’t pronounce.
Men list what they have to offer. They do so with a smile and then they allow a respectable time for the other party to reach a decision.
Women, on the other hand, just look cute — or slutty, depending on how old they are. I really couldn’t tell you which way it goes as they get older either; more cute or more slut. Women are more like whore-a-coasters. When they’re at an age that ends in 0 or 5, hold your arms up and say, “Whee!” because you’re in for a fucking ride.
Wait a minute. Dating is exactly the same as job interviewing for both men and women. Men list how good they are and women look cute and/or slutty. No woman has ever been hired because she was qualified. It’s just never happened. Men are too benevolent and know women need handouts. Women are hired as soon as they walk in the door.
But I’m talking about attracting the opposite sex here, not attracting sexual harassment. My point is that women think the best way to attract men (by being cute and/or slutty) is to act dumb as shit. Now I know I say a lot about how men are smarter than women on this site — way smarter. I may have even said that dead horses are smarter than women. And I stand by that because no dead horse has ever driven my car to the store with the parking brake depressed. If that’s not stupider, I don’t know what the fuck is.
How about shaving your eyebrows and then painting them on? Does that make you stupider than a dead horse? Yes.
Even with all that, not even I think women are as stupid as they act.
Ignorance is not cute. Every woman in the whole goddamn of Earth thinks it is, but it isn’t. Hang around some women some time and see for yourself. When they get together it’s like they’re having a Stupid-Off.
‘You don’t understand computers!? Wait til you hear what I don’t understand! Fucking Toilets! Or rain or some other bullshit! Is it angles crying? Is it from the ocean? Who the fuck knows! Wasn’t The Little Mermaid a great movie!’
That’s great. Congratulations. You’re so cute, you’re functionally retarded.
Maybe that’s why women have hissy fits when no one at all takes them seriously and all men constantly talk about how brainless they are behind their backs. Maybe they’re just acting ignorant like usual.
My point is that like so many of their other brain-ailments, women can’t help this one. The female species has playing the part of a helpless dimwit engrained in their collective heads like an Etch-a-Sketch you left out in the sun. Usually you can just cross your fingers and hope the last thing you drew on it wasn’t a dick or else Mom’s going to be pretty pissed off for no real fucking reason — like usual. With women, however, you have to do more than cross your fingers. You have to get a prenup.
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January 27th, 2007 at 11:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
Woman: I bet in your dreams, your smelly little pecker is HUGE and there are tons of women who want you. Not. LOL
Flush yourself, you worthless little prick…………………….
June 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3749180597ff
This website is full of hatred thanks to women. If you don’t like the comments, then why can’t you be the “bigger” person and just brush it off.
All the women want to do is complain about this site. WELL, THEN GET OFF OF THE INTERNET.
June 27th, 2007 at 5:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Occasionally a group of women will post violently hateful messages posing as men.
A more desperate act from women I have almost never witnessed.
-Dick
June 28th, 2007 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: dcf90cb0dcfe1
Dick’s articles never express any hate towards women. Also, can you please provide an example KKK website that this site can be compared to? You seem so certain that they are the same, but you have no proof.
You don’t understand? Here, you can get informed at this site: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com.
Read the articles and try to understand what Dick is saying. Then, if you don’t agree with something, state your fact-supported opinions without calling men gay or accusing men of having small penises.
Just because we think men are better does not make us gay.
Why wouldn’t we talk to our mothers?
June 28th, 2007 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
Do you have so much hate in yourself that you have to come here and spread it around?
Leave.. this is a site for men only.
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
I just thought you might like to know that you spelt angels wrong Dick.
And if you were misspelling it because you were making fun of a woman’s stupidity, you were talking about women jabbering together…not writing each other…so I doubt that even a dumb female would have said “angles”
:) Just thought you might want to know(probably not though :D)
Manfred Mann: Do Wah Diddy Diddy
October 1st, 2007 at 9:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 8cd4bc3377e90
[...] benevolent and know women need handouts. Women are hired as soon as they walk in the door." Ignorance Is Not Cute _____________________________________ Pursue [...]
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc8d38e7e048a
hmm, i just happen to be a women (laughing at this of course). However, I find it somewhat funny when you say that women are ’stupider’, when infact, its ‘more stupid’.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Stupider or more stupid. What’s the difference? Your the one who thinks your a “women” instead of a woman
October 7th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc8d38e7e048a
Theres a bit of a difference between a small Grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blogThere’s a bit of a difference between a small grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blog/ article/ whatever you want to call that.
October 9th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc8d38e7e048a
ok i just read my typo, and i feel like a complete fool.
******There’s a bit of a difference between a small grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blog/ article/ whatever you want to call that.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 301242714b774
you are rediculous. you say woman are stupider. stupider isn’t even a word jackass. I believe the phrase that you’re looking for is more stupid. Its obvious that you’re too lame to get a decent girl that you’re just fed up with getting rejected all of the time.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I believe that is the stupiderest damned thing I ever did hear.
Here is a clue: English is a man-language. I get to chop it up how I see fit, because that is manly. Fucktard. How’s that? I got more, a whole bag full.
I mean seriously, being a cocksucker as you are, and whining about grammatical and misused verbiage? You are too lame to even show up to a fight with an argument……………..
January 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Stupideverest- You are Mount Everest Stupid.
Stupendium- You are a giant book of fucking Stupid.
Liporroneous- Your lips are are Lipo’d, and constantly erroneous.
Hipporaltardifidity- You are a retarded speaking Hippo who happens to be calcified with stupidity.
And finally: Medulabloatichthyomoronicus- Your brain is not only devolved but also moronic (Wiley Coyote Style……….SUCK IT!).
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 31debd98bdcb9
I agree that a lot of women act stupid as hell, thinking they’re being cute and attracting male attention. But guess what? 90% of the time, men fucking think it’s cute! So stop bitching about it and find a woman with a brain in her head. I’m not acting stupid for anyone, and fuck you if you’re too blind to see the women that are actually worth your time.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74d25c292c6b8
Someone should seriously keep track of these. Another one for the “It’s your fault I’m such a slut!”card.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: fd49bea5a1eb8
King Wang wins.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 839398b767971
Oh, man it just keeps getting better and better!!!!!!!Keep it up!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: f834e8084316e
Fuck outta here you dumb bitch. This site says no god damn women!
May 1st, 2008 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c582593fbcdab
King Wang, you rock dude. These girls are hilarious coming on and pointing out stupid grammatical errors and mispellings when they themselves are much more prone to making them. It is clearly a much bigger deal when someone makes a mistake when writing a few sentences compared to a single mistake in an entire essay. How can Char be so retarded and not see the stupidity of her argument? For you women reading, the answer is evident but I’ll clarify; Char is a woman. At the same time she fails to realize that we men own language and can do with it whatever we please (naturally she fails to understand this). Otherwise the best arguments they can muster is how small our dicks must be or how difficult it is for us to get layed. I love it!! They come on and try to prove us wrong by reaffirming/confirming our arguments and not even realizing they’re doing it!!! LOL ITS HILARIOUS.