Ignorance Is Not Cute
Dating is similar to interviewing for a job. At least for men it is. Men have to tout themselves, list their accomplishments — often more times than is necessary because women are half deaf and distracted by bullshit like neon signs they can’t pronounce.
Men list what they have to offer. They do so with a smile and then they allow a respectable time for the other party to reach a decision.
Women, on the other hand, just look cute — or slutty, depending on how old they are. I really couldn’t tell you which way it goes as they get older either; more cute or more slut. Women are more like whore-a-coasters. When they’re at an age that ends in 0 or 5, hold your arms up and say, “Whee!” because you’re in for a fucking ride.
Wait a minute. Dating is exactly the same as job interviewing for both men and women. Men list how good they are and women look cute and/or slutty. No woman has ever been hired because she was qualified. It’s just never happened. Men are too benevolent and know women need handouts. Women are hired as soon as they walk in the door.
But I’m talking about attracting the opposite sex here, not attracting sexual harassment. My point is that women think the best way to attract men (by being cute and/or slutty) is to act dumb as shit. Now I know I say a lot about how men are smarter than women on this site — way smarter. I may have even said that dead horses are smarter than women. And I stand by that because no dead horse has ever driven my car to the store with the parking brake depressed. If that’s not stupider, I don’t know what the fuck is.
How about shaving your eyebrows and then painting them on? Does that make you stupider than a dead horse? Yes.
Even with all that, not even I think women are as stupid as they act.
Ignorance is not cute. Every woman in the whole goddamn of Earth thinks it is, but it isn’t. Hang around some women some time and see for yourself. When they get together it’s like they’re having a Stupid-Off.
‘You don’t understand computers!? Wait til you hear what I don’t understand! Fucking Toilets! Or rain or some other bullshit! Is it angles crying? Is it from the ocean? Who the fuck knows! Wasn’t The Little Mermaid a great movie!’
That’s great. Congratulations. You’re so cute, you’re functionally retarded.
Maybe that’s why women have hissy fits when no one at all takes them seriously and all men constantly talk about how brainless they are behind their backs. Maybe they’re just acting ignorant like usual.
My point is that like so many of their other brain-ailments, women can’t help this one. The female species has playing the part of a helpless dimwit engrained in their collective heads like an Etch-a-Sketch you left out in the sun. Usually you can just cross your fingers and hope the last thing you drew on it wasn’t a dick or else Mom’s going to be pretty pissed off for no real fucking reason — like usual. With women, however, you have to do more than cross your fingers. You have to get a prenup.
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Great read. Another brilliant post that is as true as it is intelligent. I am 15 years old and the sheer amount i see this bullshit on a daily basis disgusts me. I hate hearing a woman acting like a fucking moron because she thinks its attractive or cute. I don’t want to fucking look at them…
Just the other day, a woman tried to refute my argument by using synonyms for the main point. I couldn’t tell if she was agreeing with me or not. Then I remembered that she was a woman, and probably didn’t know whether she was either.
Something I completely agree with! It bothers me to see females embarrassing themselves by acting so dumb that everything has to be spelled out for them. I would appreciate it if they quit complaining about being called dumb and actually acted like they were intelligent–proving that they’re not as harebrained as some males think.
But, eh. We’re asking for miracles here, because apparently, dumb = cute. The math there is amazingly inaccurate. I can’t get it through my head why any self-respecting female would think that embarrassing herself and working males’ opinions against herself, is cute. That’s just the most messed up thing I’ve ever heard of.
Sadly, that’s what females think. Being dumb attracts men.
Funny.
Cassie.
A kkk website is it? Racist are pure evil and i deal with them almost everyday. This doesnt compare at all.
Sigh typical women, doesn’t know when to stfu and always ends up insulting her self. Seriously you want to know why men rarely bother to argue with women? Its because if you talk long enough you’ll prove yourself wrong.
King Wang, you rock dude. These girls are hilarious coming on and pointing out stupid grammatical errors and mispellings when they themselves are much more prone to making them. It is clearly a much bigger deal when someone makes a mistake when writing a few sentences compared to a single mistake in an entire essay. How can Char be so retarded and not see the stupidity of her argument? For you women reading, the answer is evident but I’ll clarify; Char is a woman. At the same time she fails to realize that we men own language and can do with it whatever we please (naturally she fails to understand this). Otherwise the best arguments they can muster is how small our dicks must be or how difficult it is for us to get layed. I love it!! They come on and try to prove us wrong by reaffirming/confirming our arguments and not even realizing they’re doing it!!! LOL ITS HILARIOUS.
Fuck outta here you dumb bitch. This site says no god damn women!
Oh, man it just keeps getting better and better!!!!!!!Keep it up!
King Wang wins.
Someone should seriously keep track of these. Another one for the “It’s your fault I’m such a slut!”card.
I agree that a lot of women act stupid as hell, thinking they’re being cute and attracting male attention. But guess what? 90% of the time, men fucking think it’s cute! So stop bitching about it and find a woman with a brain in her head. I’m not acting stupid for anyone, and fuck you if you’re too blind to see the women that are actually worth your time.
Stupideverest- You are Mount Everest Stupid.
Stupendium- You are a giant book of fucking Stupid.
Liporroneous- Your lips are are Lipo’d, and constantly erroneous.
Hipporaltardifidity- You are a retarded speaking Hippo who happens to be calcified with stupidity.
And finally: Medulabloatichthyomoronicus- Your brain is not only devolved but also moronic (Wiley Coyote Style……….SUCK IT!).
I believe that is the stupiderest damned thing I ever did hear.
Here is a clue: English is a man-language. I get to chop it up how I see fit, because that is manly. Fucktard. How’s that? I got more, a whole bag full.
I mean seriously, being a cocksucker as you are, and whining about grammatical and misused verbiage? You are too lame to even show up to a fight with an argument……………..
you are rediculous. you say woman are stupider. stupider isn’t even a word jackass. I believe the phrase that you’re looking for is more stupid. Its obvious that you’re too lame to get a decent girl that you’re just fed up with getting rejected all of the time.
ok i just read my typo, and i feel like a complete fool.
******There’s a bit of a difference between a small grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blog/ article/ whatever you want to call that.
Theres a bit of a difference between a small Grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blogThere’s a bit of a difference between a small grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blog/ article/ whatever you want to call that.
Stupider or more stupid. What’s the difference? Your the one who thinks your a “women” instead of a woman
hmm, i just happen to be a women (laughing at this of course). However, I find it somewhat funny when you say that women are ’stupider’, when infact, its ‘more stupid’.
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I just thought you might like to know that you spelt angels wrong Dick.
And if you were misspelling it because you were making fun of a woman’s stupidity, you were talking about women jabbering together…not writing each other…so I doubt that even a dumb female would have said “angles”
:) Just thought you might want to know(probably not though :D)
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