I’m Keeping My What With You?
Has anyone ever put some serious man thought into the great trifuckta that is women and money.
They can’t make money.
They can’t keep money.
They can’t spend money.
So why the fuck do women work in banks anyway? Women don’t work as bouncers or as Secret Service agents.
I’ve decided to throw my mighty man brain at the issue.
Women bank tellers don’t know the first thing about money because they don’t know the first thing about expediency or taking things seriously. This is my fucking money we’re talking about. However I did make it, I worked my ass off because I’m a man and that’s what we do. I don’t want any smiles or pleasantries while I’m talking about my fucking money. I don’t want pens to be fumbled for. I don’t want to be flirted with. That’s actually the last thing I want when I’ve got my hand or my mind on my money — and my money on my mind.
Also, you can shove your promotional Spongebob checks up your ass.
Aside from tellers, women in the banking industry are non-existent. That’s why I always tell kids to be bankers. Little boys will grow into the vacation lifestyle of a permanent men’s club, and little girls aren’t listening to a fucking word I’m saying.
So why are women absent from the banking industry? Is it because no insurance company in the world could cover something so reckless? No. The real reason is because women can’t count and are afraid of money.
That right. They’re terrified of it.
That’s why women don’t make any money. They’re scared of it. That’s also why they spend it as quickly as fucking possible and why women’s purses are such a mess all the time. They like to stuff all their money in there like a Christmas turkey so that if they don’t see it, they can pretend it isn’t there — at least until they get to the store.
Money turns women on like Spanish Fly for the same reason. It’s like having sex in a restroom or someone else’s car. It’s exciting and thrilling because there’s an element of apprehension. Women are always ten times more turned on knowing that some money might be right around the corner, waiting to jump out and give them money rabies or whatever stupid thing women are afraid of.
And that thing is the following: If women had any money, then they wouldn’t be dependant on men. That’s what scares them. Women crave their place more than anything. If you threaten to take it away from them with a huge wad of cash, you’re essentially making them watch all the Freddy and Jason movies in series and at the same time and also giving them a mirror that reflects what they’ll look like fifteen years in the future.
Clock’s ticking, ladies.
And fuck, I just realized there really are no women in the Secret Service.
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And fuck, I just realized there really are no women in the Secret Service.
Did you ever meet a woman that could keep a secret? She has to tell at least one person, just to prove she knows one.
Women like money, men’s money. That’s it. The long and short of it. Even if she has money, she would rather manipulate him out of his. I can count on one hand the women I have known in my entire life that made a serious move to her wallet when it came to paying the freight. Gender equality? Heard ya.
Money Rabies! Ha! I almost pissed myself laughing! Almost, because I am not a woman.
I almost thought, “Work Herpes?”
No, they would all have it if it were herpes. And that would require doing work.
Blow me.
[I said that because I am a fucking genius]
The simple fact, that men are better than women, is more apparent in the military than anywhere else. I have seen many in my years to compare, and not one has been able to impress me as much as a male. Most of them actually, just try to get by with their smiles and tits in a world build by men. They certainly can not cut the cake in combat. So lets take away all of the bullshit that society and culture have built into us for just a moment. If us, the great men of this world made the decision that you will live as a subordinate, (as in the middle east), it would happen. We have the capability to impose our will upon you with force. We are stronger, smarter and bond with each other in brotherhood much better than you. There is not a woman that I have met that wears the uniform that can “excel” in war. You are too weak and laden with emotion to kill and fight without feeling. Do not forget all of the rights and luxuries that you enjoy in society today were GIVEN to you by men, and it is my brothers that have bled for them through the ages. And of course we all know that those who do not bleed and die for rights, but are given them do not truly appreciate them. What I am trying to say, ladies, is shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen.
That’s fucking awesome.
Amen to that. 85% of the military personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan are men. Yet, the media talk about the”brave men and women” serving in harms way as if they were equal. Obviously there is a disparate amount of sacrifice. It should read: Brave Men In Military Put Lives On Line
DallyWarma:: It’s just more of the feminist prpoganda to convince the population that women are actually pulling their wieght, which they aren’t.
If us, the great men of this world made the decision that you will live as a subordinate, (as in the middle east), it would happen.
Thats the simple undeniable truth. Women enjoy their current status because we allow them to.
Oh man, I love STI’s!
….we’re talking Subaru’s right?
Or it might just be that finding an elusive needle in a haystack is a very hard thing to do. That would be a more logical conclusion than implying Billy has some imagined deficiency. True?
What about homeless people and buskers? How are they going to survive in a cashless society? I think amputees are going to become more common.
I foresee many problems with these chips. What if you have a broken arm and have to wear a cast and your chip cant send the signal through the plaster? What if your chip malfunctions, you will have to have your partner or someone else always with you to pay for things until it gets fixed. This is going to be really annoying, I can see it.
Billy just because youve always managed to associate with parasitic scabs doesnt mean all women are like that. It says something about you if that is the only kind of woman you have ever come into contact with, probably that you allow women to act like parasites and then you complain about it.
Women don’t borrow, thats just a polite way of saying “I’m entitled to you hard earned money and of course you won’t eve see it again.”
Women simply suck as people
It already feels like that.
-wolfe
Don’t worry fellas, women won’t be albe to borrow a few bucks of your cash to spend when we’ve all got microchips instead of money. Not unless they cut your arm off and stuff it in their handbag for the trip to the convenience store.
I always fold my notes carefully and slip it into my wallet. Neat.
Yup. Folds with my wallet.
Kinda hard to crumple plastic money anyway, though you still see bills like that.
All women crumple their money. No man crumples his money. A man folds his money properly. ’nuff said.
apologies to Billy, the abuse was intented to “Women hear me roar”
Women are ” Dirty” “money Scabbing” , Selfish, Self orientated, gutless, heartless, Singleminded Rats,
Billy you Stupid DimSim, just go and grow yourself a big pair of tits , You disgust the male race,
Go work for a female, “if you can find one” !!!!
It’s too bad that women are too stupid to see that they treat everybody like shit most of the time and whine when they don’t get their way the rest of the time. Women make everyones life miserable.
Now go learn how to someone happy which is nearly impossible for your kind. You could start by Fukin off
You hate women because you are an ugly failure who can’t get a date.
By the way, I think a real man should have put an ax through your abusive, idiotic father’s skull. LOL
If he was ugly.. he’d love women because he wouldn’t have ever gone on a date with any of them to learn just how fucked up women are.
You sound like a fat single mom who is raising her kids with a bowl of mac and cheese and a TV for a babysitter while you hunt for a new source of income from a man all day as your fat ass gets bigger and bigger.
-cheers!
@Martin Sewell
cough, cough, cough, cough.
Wow, look at that; the word cough, four times.
Now try saying ‘4 cough’ five times very quickly.