Internet Dating is Sick and Wrong
Internet dating is sick and wrong. It’s like being a woman senator with tuberculosis. It’s sick and wrong, contagious as hell, and worse yet: it’s womanly.
Whenever I need to decide if something is good or fucked beyond all comprehension, I place the characteristics of said thing on a scale between manliness and womanliness and sum up the pieces. That’s how I know ringtones on cell phones are womanly and a loss of Man Points.
1. Ringtones are never as good the second time around — neither is a woman.
2. Ringtones have the same effect on people as a womanly perfume — everyone associates some sensory experience with you.
3. Ringtones annoy me during movies.
Three womanly strikes means it’s time to throw your cell phone in the trash because “vibrating” is also a loss of Man Points. Women like that.
If you’re going to date — which is something I advise against — at least date with your dignity and your balls intact. That not only saves you significant loss to your Man Points, it also increases your chances of ending up in a fulfilling, sexual “relationship”.
1. Internet dating is a perversion of technology.
Technology is meant to save lives and achieve the unimaginable; like landing on the moon or having a four hour erection. It’s not meant to do something any jackass with a twenty dollar bill and pick-up lines he memorized off the list below could do at a T.G.I. Friday’s ten minutes into Happy Hour.
Would you like a drink for free?
I just moved here from England. Is it true that American girls don’t like to give head?
Do you like dogs?
Dick Tip!
Pick-up lines are just like women. They’re all the same and for maximum effect, they should be used as often as possible.
On the scale of manliness vs. womanliness, perverting technology is as womanly as it gets. Women use technology to create problems, not solve them. That’s because technology solved all the problems a woman could ever have with the invention of duct tape. Once the mouth is shut, all of a woman’s problems magically disappear. It’s as if none of them existed in the fucking first place.
2. Internet dating is a perversion of sex.
The human sexual appetite has evolved over thousands of years. Women constantly criticize men for obsessing about sex, but perhaps women would all like to go fuck themselves. If it weren’t for sexual obsession, men would never have boned the hideous she-monkeys that comprised our species thousands of years before Christ was born. Without deviant monkey rape, there would be no “us”.
Attraction is a complicated thing, which I will now explain in layman’s terms.
For a woman, attraction is based on how much time and money it takes for a man to delude a woman into thinking it’s a good idea to fuck. This process continues indefinitely. In the case of men, attraction is based on how much time and money — and bullshit — a man is willing to spend on some trophy tramp for the privilege of fucking her. This process continues indefinitely.
Wait a minute, that’s not complicated at all.
And that’s exactly the mistake every woman on every internet dating site makes the second she clicks “Join”. Over-complicating something that a rat can do with its eyes closed by finding some other rat — or gerbil or whatever — to fuck. That means every woman on every internet dating site a neurotic nightmare.
3. Internet Dating is a perversion of “awesome”.
I would never want to date a woman who wasn’t impressed by my expensive watch. That means I’ll never use J-Date until it features the following question:
Impressive Watch? Yes / No
If YES, please provide a picture of said watch in the space below.
Being awesome means having a bunch of awesome stuff and not being afraid to use it. And internet dating caters to the exact opposite: an uninspired mass of crap and regurgitated nonsense that sums up everyone on the planet in two paragraphs and a quote from Family Guy. Women love internet dating for exactly that reason. They can browse endlessly and egotistically over the same bullshit and never make a decision because the flood never ends. For women, internet dating is like shopping for shoes and working at the Post Office all mixed in one.
Dick Tip!
Women on personals sites who say they like “Family Guy” or “Adult Swim” are fat as fuck.
Manclusion
You can’t pervert sex, technology, and “awesome” without striking out of Man Points. Internet dating is womanly and a sham. If you’re thinking about joining a personals network or emailing one of those sluts you’ve heard so much about on MySpace, just talk to a real girl instead.
Girls are dumber than shit and easy to talk to because of it. They don’t know how money, politics, or even their own orgasms work, and they’ll be forever grateful to you for teaching them. Man the fuck up and use the internet for what it was designed for: work or porn.
Just try not to do both at the same time.
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‘That’s because technology solved all the problems a woman could ever have with the invention of duct tape.’
If only men would grow the balls to use it for what it was truely invented for. Or at least grow the balls to start telling them to STFU again.
Mae Victoria – Little White Anal Chick And A Big Black Dick – Scene 2 – iANALPORNTUBE[.]COM
Truly there are no females on the internet. Just a bunch of guys, if you find a girl, she is most likely on a web-cam doing the one thing she knows how to do, besides cook dinner. Be a whore. 83
What if I have Cry of the black birds by Amon Amarth as my ringtone?, Do I still loose manpoints?
lol, DUH! You’re supposed to have RUSH as your ringtone! God. lol XD
I agree, Joan.
My ringtone is the segment of Rush’s show where he admits he’s all for the whimmin’s movement – as long as he’s watching it from “be-hind.”
But Internet dating is quite sick and wrong – false advertising.
So many of the whimmin are doing the cut-n-paste thing, because few guys want a chick with the shape of a callously street-level disregarded peanut – while spa(getty) (lee)ness would be much better.
The next time you’re in the audience, remind Dr. Fill to tell that fat nut to hit the treadmill – again.
menaremorehonestthanwhimmin.
My EX is on Pleantyoffish as CC97 the selfish money grubbing whore
She wont let me see my son but it’s ok for these weirdos that she meets online if you feel the need stop by her page and tell her to wake the fuck up.
Oh wow…that’s so fucked up!
another problem with internet dating is, this is the internet, men are men, women are men, and 12 year old girls are FBI agents.
better to have loved and lost than to marry the psycho
‘better to have loved and lost than to marry the psycho’
Wish I’d have learned this prior to my 24 year ‘relationship’ 19 of which were marriage, yup, ‘the pill didn’t work’, captured. Took her that long to wittle me down though to the point my mind rejected what I’d become. MAN again, TF! Long live single life (freedom)
Dick you forgot to mention that women who internet date are most likely fat as well, but they won’t tell guys that up front, they wait until they end up meeting in person and wasting the guy’s time.
-man-space invader-
Recently Sandra, it was proven your are a retard, that happens to speak like a parrot on crack cocaine.
Feel free to (A) have an argument or (B) shut the fuck up.
Either way, down the hall to the left, last door on the right.
Internet Dating is Sick and Wrong if you putting yourself out were and waiting for something good to happen. Most of girls are not even real, many losers just pretend to be a woman. It’s sickening me to spend so much time chatting with someone you don’t really know anything about. Big dating sites are simply pathetic, they offer you to find a perfect match. What is the point searching for perfect match, if you don’t even know that the person is real ?
Here is what I’m doing to weed out the fakes from the real. It’s not a dating site, but is solves fake people problem. I have this online ID, I send it to her and ask to see hers.
This service verifies the true identity of the person and his/her recent photo and lets him/her to open one time ID that can be sent to anyone. The ID is time limited, so no one can reuse it pretending being you. I’m asking girls to open an account and send me the invite to view their IDs, if they don’t want to I just move on. Truth be told that some were bitching about spending the 15 bucks, or that it was strange, but you know what for me that’s a sign. Its called IDlevel.com
Stop trolling – No one cares.
I don’t ignorantly assume my opinions are all right and only my opinions are right, but I get that vibe from you? I seriously didn’t come here to start some fight, just to simply respond to some of Dick’s posts. I casually read some of his posts/rants/whatnot every now and then when I have the chance. Recently I’ve decided to respond to some since I haven’t in ages. The last thing I need is some sort of lame internet drama. Oh yes, drama in it’s lowest form. I surely hope you’re not trying to do so? Hmm.
Sandra: You need to shut the fuck up and swallow my dick.
Bitches like you are marginally acceptable for two things: 1) Sucking cock, 2) Whining with a dick in your ass
Bleh. Same old argument, like all women. “I exist, and therefore am right”.
Nice long post though, and here I was fearing you had emptied your skull with the one-liners.
To no ones’ surprise whatsoever, you have more to say on the subject.
Actually, any subject ever. Yes, FINALLY you understand that your point of view is irrelevant, and no one wants to hear it, because it is the broken “equality” record that skips through womens’ vaccuous skulls.
Good for you, you actually DID figure that part out.
Sgt. Reyes, it is like Donkey Punching a Gopher. You just know it is funnier than shit, but it’s not like you didn’t know the Gopher would bitch about it.
Or, bitch MORE about it. They look at it like all women look at it, they are the only opinions in existence that are right. Hence, why they keep showing up to speak.
Until women straighten out I don’t see that there is any other ‘way of looking at things’, Sandra.
It’s fucked, Dick called it, women hate it.
- Sgt. Reyes
Hmm, last I checked, I’ve been living in the same reality as you or anyone else you see, rather than my own.
And I definately ‘understand’ your point… you need not worry on that part. I just choose to not believe in your opinion. But you see, if I allowed myself to get fired up (like some do) I would be like many of the people here who come and type in capitalization things such as “ohmagah you so stupid” [insert random angry babbling] or whatnot. I’d rather be levelheaded, collected, and sensible. If that bothers you, I don’t care.
And no, I don’t respond because I’m insulted. I respond most likely because the reason you respond. I’m actually rather hard to offend and that only can show that I choose not to feel inferior in any way or insecure in any beliefs I hold.
On another note, I suppose we just have different ways of defining things. See, when I think constant name-calling with every other word (by the way, I noticed you withheld a great deal in that last post and it’s appreciated- whether it was intentional or not..) I certainly don’t think “ah yes, what a debater”. You may.. but I don’t.
And believe me, I know as well as you that I’m not changing your point of view or beliefs on ANYthing. In all actuality, I really don’t care to. I respect your beliefs and am simply offering another way of looking at things. Or maybe just something to read, either way it doesn’t phase me.
Incorrect, but I don’t expect you to understand basic reality, it is quite obvious you live in your own. Of which, I hope the assholes figure out you are missing, and take you back. I easily deny an argument you are too slow to make, and not smart enough to debate.
The ones that get “fired up” are the ones that believe and are smart enough to understand, not a dried out parrot like yourself, constantly repeating another morons’ shit.
I seem bothered enough to send a fucking wannabe punk on down the road, and am not angry at all, though, at your intellectual level I can easily understand why you see it that way.
To Whit: I am simply better at debate, and insulting, than you will ever be.
Hence, why you keep posting. Elementary is when you cry about getting your ass PWned…….you know, like I keep doing to you.
Nice argument by the way……….oops, that’s right, you never had one, except the shit in your head called, “Personal Opinion” and lacks everything like Truth & Fact. Feel free to get one if you want..at any time.