Justice is Blind — and Sleeping
There’s a little court in America called the Supreme Court. For the most part, it is taken quite seriously. If courts were road construction, then the Supreme Court would be a collapsed freeway on top of a volcano. In other words, if you fuck up at the SC, then you’re fucked, pal. Unless you have some pull with God Himself, you just got busted for tacit collusion, plagiarism, or kiddie porn — whatever’s your poison, and now you are taking your man-ass to prison.
A recent trend in America has been to get women the fuck off this Supreme of Courts. That is because women have donkey brains and the attention span of mud. It’s also because women fall asleep during court.
That’s not a metaphor. The only woman on the Supreme Court, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, fell asleep during court last week. In total that makes the percentage of fall asleep’s in the Supreme Court perpetrated by women 100%, and 0% by men. That’s pretty damning evidence for kicking women the hell out of the courtroom for good if you ask me. Law is decided on logic and reason, not a bikini competition.
Court is a lot like a Monopoly game. If you miss a square during one of your first moves — by say moving 9 spaces instead of 8, you’ve changed the entire game. Maybe you landed on one of the railroads and you’re thinking, “Hot damn! Now I got a railroad,” but 100 moves from now you’re going to land right on Boardwalk with six hotels. Six hotels because I always end up playing Monopoly with a real fucker who thinks its okay to put multiple hotels on properties even though he can site no new and improved rule set for this. That’s a man for you, always improving on the un-improvable.
Monopoly is like the law because if a judge misses some integral shit in the beginning, like say an argument or an important logical imperative, you as an attorney could look like a total jackass in a hundred moves. That’s why as a general rule, it is inappropriate to fall asleep during a fucking trial.
I went skiing with some friends last week, and they had to carry their daughter down the slopes on the last run. She was tired. She fell asleep on the way down. Pretty reckless huh? To fall asleep whilst you are being carried down treacherous and snowy terrain. I thought that until I realized women and their narcolepsy get so much worse. This little girl could easily be on the Supreme Court one day. What will all of our societal brainwashing bullshit about how women can do more than squirt babies out like rabbit octopi.
Then I thought about it more. As a man, of course, I cannot stop thinking about something until I’ve reached a conclusion. Men have two mighty man-brains at their disposal: the conscious and semi-conscious man-brains. Men are like cows except with their thought digesters, and not stomachs.
I was thinking about it and I realized I have seen this kind of behavior all the fuck over the place: women falling asleep on their boyfriends in restaurants after two glasses of wine; women falling asleep in the passenger seat during long road trips when there’s a perfectly good blowjob to be enjoying — especially on her part.
Women just can’t get enough sleep. And why is that? It’s because pretending that they’re anywhere near as good as men at anything is a huge stress on their pea-brains. It’s like a regular man going and playing football with a squad of pros. After running the pitch for two hours, he’s going to fall down fucking dead. That’s everyday for every woman that has ever had a job that isn’t sewing.
QED
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March 6th, 2006 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Yea, men never fall asleep in court. Or if they do, they’ve got a good excuse for it.
“His retirement means that the investigation into the complaints made about Mr Dodd can no longer continue.”
Typical.
http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2005/s1353885.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200508/s1430733.htm
March 7th, 2006 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Well, let’s see, case A has a medical problem…shame on you for making fun of someone with a handicap. Case B, they were ruled unfit to be a judge.
So, what do we learn? Men are held responsible for thier actions, while women…not so much.
March 8th, 2006 at 1:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 3b440d3c156ea
Well played, Ripper. And mantastically correct.
-Dick
March 8th, 2006 at 3:13 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
It’s hardly well or fair played if you are going to moderate my responses now, isn’t it.
Ripper, Case A is the Supreme court judge? So she has a medical reason for falling asleep? Case B would be Judge Dudded ‘em real good? My arse, he has a sleep disorder, he’s just a selfish prick who couldn’t give two shits about the rape victim. Could he get any fucking ruder? Fuckwit. Cunt.
March 8th, 2006 at 3:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 3b440d3c156ea
What was that? “Please, sir. May I have another?”
-Dick
March 8th, 2006 at 9:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Rape victim? I thought the case ended up being a “not guilty” verdict.
So that’s no fucking victim. and it was a case with a jury, and they were awake enough to figure out she’s a lying “cunt”, as you put it.
March 21st, 2006 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
I would have to say your 100% accurate. Women get tired sooo easily. They are allways wanting falling asleep. In the strangest places too.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 731deeec32aec
its kind of sad that people like you actually have a place to air such ideas on the net. I am a man and damn proud of it but guys like you are really just a bomb waiting to go off. I do wonder if you are married and if so i just gotta say that she must really like you a lot. The fact of the matter is that we are all different both gals and guys. Tolerance and acceptance is the name of the games. Sure they pull a lot of shit most of the time but its cause pussies like you let them. if you put a woman in her place properly not by being insulting then you’ll have her in your pocket for life. Either you have had a lot of bad experiences with women or your sorting out some deep rooted issues either ways you better get yourself looked. Don’t hate the players hate the game if you cant play then fucking sit on the sidelines man.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
When your wife becomes an overweight virago and you will become a hen-picked shell of a former man, then you will be played and you will eat your proud words. “Sexygalsloveme” pseudonym doesn’t fool any of us–we know your just a hipster dufus who jacks off to chubby-lovers internet porn.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
So NMH - you are a rabid misogynist afterall….
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d6126c763030
I don’t think so. His cockiness offended me and so for me that’s an offer to sharpen my wit upon him. That’s one of the great things about this site; a poster can switch from serious argument/debate to juvenile, playground-like one-upmanship at will. Both acts are extremely manly. Although some posters go to either one of the extremes and mostly stay there.
Also keep in mind that I have received four death threats from two individuals, and a threat for castration, so I cant be too rabid of a misogynist.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’d apologize but insincerity is feminine.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
What’s it like having to spend every waking moment of your fleeting existance securing of your right to females?
You are the easiest of targets.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:20 am - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
I dunno…. hen-pecked… to insult a man …. I think that’s using an insult against women to insult a man - suggesting that all women will belittle their husband unless they’re ‘kept in their place’. Its no different from male ‘bonding’ through degrading women. If you want to insult him as an individual do that , but hen-pecked - that’s a nasty stereotype that give guys like SOTS a feeling that he is entitled to be a wife-beater or they may become the dreaded hen-pecked husband. Also saying ‘overweight’ about his wife again. Insulting a man by implying that all women become overweight after they are married. Sharp wit is focused - you seemed to be bludgeoning half the human race when you’re aiming for one man.
April 5th, 2008 at 3:54 am - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Also I admit he comes across as a smug prick….obviously not the brightest lamp in the street.
What’s all this bullshit women ‘pull a lot of shit most of the time’ WTF is that supposed to mean?.. Is he some sort of self-appointed narcissist love-guru who who thinks he has the overview of human behaviour? He also seeks to ‘put a woman in her place’ which is apparently in his ‘pocket’. I don’t know what calibre of woman would stand that for long… athough he says he gets her there ‘not by insulting her’. I reckon it can only be through hypnosis.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 4030bb16df53b
Ill be the first to admit that I am a work in progress. Thank you for your tips about wit, Agents. Yes, its quite possible that misogynist seeds have been previously deposited in the psychies of the posters here and this site is the water that makes them grow, and that I may be adding to this (although think I maybe a shower compared to the thunderstorm of say CS). I will think about what you have said.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Wife beater?
That’s hilarious.
April 5th, 2008 at 7:04 am - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
I know, but you represent the voice of actual intelligent reasoning on this site from a male perspective - so it looks worse when you go there. But thanks for being so conciliatory - you take criticism much more gracefully than I do!
April 5th, 2008 at 7:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 96e26e2a83088
You’ve made your point well, and this will stick with me. Thanks.