Life In A Cage

When I think of a man I think of several things: successful, smells great, nuclear explosions of brilliance and poignancy. When I think of a woman, I usually think of something retarded, like a mule or a donkey with no real friends who can’t drive and has a lifespan that stretches well beyond her years of usefulness.

Maybe that’s why women are always so pissed off. Donkeys are stubborn because they have hooves and can’t do anything. Women are opinionated loud-mouths for the same reason. They just don’t have the hooves.

Amber Willits is this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go, Willty. Amber has done what all other women have failed to do in the face of impending success.

She shut her fucking mouth.

You can read about it below, but I’ll give you the manst of it here. Professional baseball super-athlete Reggie Willits, built a cage for his wife to live in to help him with his baseball career.

What a surprise, it worked.

That’s what I was talking about earlier when I said explosions of nuclear brilliance. Building a cage for your wife just as your career is taking off is nuclear brilliance.

Any time a woman gets a whiff of some success brewing up in the man-kitchen of a bustling male career, she gets her Felix the Cat Magical Bag of Fuck-Ups out and goes to work wronging the rights. Bitching at inappropriate times, making snide and un-clever remarks in front of your workmates, remembering her birthday; these are poison to a career.

This cage that Reggie Willits built wasn’t an actual “cage”, it was a batting cage in his bedroom, but it proves my point. Success for a man means buckling down, honing skills, and basically anything that would fit into a montage. Success for women means anything that happens during a movie.

Not to the actors, I mean to you while you’re watching a movie. Success for a woman means shutting the fuck up, going to the bathroom when nothing is happening, and getting popcorn for everyone on your way back.

Women and their Nature of Ruin will wreck every single thing you as a man ever put your life to. You’re a man. You could build the Great Wall of China or invent a great cereal like Frosted Flakes.

Take a lesson from Amber Willits. If you don’t do those things, it’s probably some woman’s fault.

The Manliest Wife in Baseball.

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23 Comments in 20 threads.»

Comment by Tim
2009-12-18 01:43:03 - IP Man-Hash: f547ccb115b43

What about beating ? To straighten out the feminists we need to beat them, if they don’t follow the duties beat them, beat them in a way so as not to injure them that required hospital, but enough force to discipline them, like kids sometimes needs disciplining.

Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-18 06:26:33 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

That might cause even more ruckus.

 
Comment by Ash
2009-12-18 08:45:55 - IP Man-Hash: 9f3acea691e89

Beating bitch’s down is not a good option, Sure by slapping a bitch we would get a certain amount of temporary satisfaction. They do have it coming, and hey, a good open hand slap to the face will allow them to keep their dignity. That’s a lot more than what they would allow a man to have truth be told. Seriously though, reverse a few laws that allow bitch’s to act like out right bigots, I could leave it at that.

 
 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-03 06:52:42 - IP Man-Hash: 9e1efbc6a7989

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!

 
Comment by Harry
2009-10-03 16:18:09 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

‘has a lifespan that stretches well beyond her years of usefulness.’

It’s probably terrible of me to say it but the truth is still the truth. Even nature realises there’s a cut off point to a females role.

 
Comment by sofie
2008-11-15 15:41:44 - IP Man-Hash: be6818bd850a9

woow thats realli impresive xD

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-29 20:35:20 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Haha, this post gets me every time. XD

 
Comment by S.M.
2007-08-02 13:54:28 - IP Man-Hash: e2defa37182ec

A spanking? ha ha ha. That would be so funny to witness.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-08-02 05:20:17 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Logial deduction ≠ projection

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-08-02 05:16:37 - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7

Female said:

You men sure do project quite a lot.

Like accusing men of homosexuality?
Oh, I see. You get a vagina pass. Nope, I don’t buy it. As much as I hate to keep handing your fat ass to you on a platter with five different sides, I must admit that being too used up to argue without a double-standard is no excuse. In fact, you only have yourself to blame for being so used up to begin with.

 
Comment by Female
2007-08-02 04:56:01 - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4

You men sure do project quite a lot.

Comment by Banderman
2009-08-27 20:13:39 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

‘You men sure do project quite a lot’. That thought is so meaningless and dumb it does not deserve a response, so we shall not grace it with one. Thank you, Ollie. You’re welcome, Stan.

 
 
Comment by diamatik
2007-08-02 04:43:32 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Female said:

Urgh

Looks like someone is a bit jealous that she hasn’t been spanked in a while.

 
Comment by Female
2007-08-02 01:06:20 - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4

Urgh

 
Comment by KellyMac
2007-08-01 22:28:13 - IP Man-Hash: 75e08daf4c4cb

Ooh, Ian. Promises, promises…

 
Comment by Ian
2007-08-01 21:03:24 - IP Man-Hash: 0a9dcb184af3f

Women need a regular SPANKING! That will keep them in order. No less than five minutes with a wooden paddle and believe me, they´ll do anything for you after that…It works!

 
Comment by GILBERT
2007-07-21 18:14:00 - IP Man-Hash: 8f335d5753584

Dan the Man said:

>> When I think of a man I think of several things:
>> successful, smells great

Men smell great? What kind of homo shit is this? The only thing that smells great is 19 year old pussy. Everything else is a booby prize.

WELL AT LEAST DICKS DON’T BLEED LIKE PUSSIES I DON’T KNOW YOU MIGHT BE A BLOODSUCKER OR SOMETHING PLUS THOSE DISGUSTING VAGINAL INFECTIONS THEY HAVE I TRULLY THINKS IT DOES MAKE IT SMELL VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD BY THE WAY I’M 100 % STRAIGHT BROTHER BUT THE DISGUSTING VAGINAL INFECTION OF GARDENELLA THAT MIGHT WIFE HAS TRULLY MAKE ME THINK THAT MY OWN FUCKING GENDER IS MUCH BETTER !!

 
Comment by Dan the Man
2007-07-11 14:45:40 - IP Man-Hash: d8ab9f5749633

>> When I think of a man I think of several things:
>> successful, smells great

Men smell great? What kind of homo shit is this? The only thing that smells great is 19 year old pussy. Everything else is a booby prize.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-07-05 19:04:33 - IP Man-Hash: 1ab399ac0b441

biff said:

“I may have thought that a few times,� she acknowledged. “But I never said it.�

That one line is priceless.

It is amazing how women want successful men but never the actions that bring success.

“why don’t we ever spend time together?” Well, do you want a bum who never leaves the house or a rich lawyer for a husband? guess what, rich lawyers know what the sunrise looks like from the office. They probably know what 10:pm traffic looks like too.

They want the bum to fuck and boss around all day and the lawyer to pay for both their lifestyles. It’s called marriage and when the lawyer finds out and raises hell he’s a “posessive neanderthal sociopath”.

Get it?

 
Comment by biff
2007-07-05 15:21:11 - IP Man-Hash: 99f8edf443d9d

“I may have thought that a few times,� she acknowledged. “But I never said it.�

That one line is priceless.

It is amazing how women want successful men but never the actions that bring success.

“why don’t we ever spend time together?” Well, do you want a bum who never leaves the house or a rich lawyer for a husband? guess what, rich lawyers know what the sunrise looks like from the office. They probably know what 10:pm traffic looks like too.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-07-04 13:43:44 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

She is well deserving of this prestigious award. She is a role model to women everywhere.

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/sports/pros/angels/abox/article_1 750502.php

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-04 12:05:28 - IP Man-Hash: e84509b7b47fc

By the way that is me, I’m just in Inverness!

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-04 12:04:40 - IP Man-Hash: e84509b7b47fc

Let’s see the feminist bitches call that and every other man of the month article ‘hate speak’.