Luck Be A Lady Tomorrow, When I Don’t Need You
Men are luckier than women.
I’m not an idiot. I know that if a man flips a coin and a woman flips the same coin, they both have a 50/50 chance of getting one side or the other.
Actually, men probably have a slightly higher chance due to manliness.
It doesn’t matter anyway because men don’t dick around with games like flip the coin, where no matter how much you bet, you’re going to end up with the same amount at the end of the night. Men only bet when we’re guaranteed to lose. That’s why men love women so much. Women are a bad bet no matter how you stack your race card and no matter how young you bag them.
That’s also why men are better than women at Las Vegas.
Las Vegas is the greatest place in the world if you’re a man. First of all, you can smoke and eat a steak anywhere you want. You can eat a steak on a goddamn escalator and no one will stop you. That’s manly. There’s also no chance you’ll be having sex. There’s nothing manlier than that.
For some reason, the moment a woman arrives in Las Vegas, she expects some Saudi oil-baron prince or some kind of fucking movie star to show up and sweep her off her pudgy feet. No woman will admit it, but that’s what they’re all looking for across the craps table at the unwomanly hour of 11:30. Holy shit, a woman almost stayed awake until midnight! Make sure you don’t get her wet!
Research shows that you have to be in it to win it. That’s why men are luckier than women. You can’t get lucky sitting your fat ass on the couch all day. And you certainly can’t get lucky by not saying the biggest diamond in the world was found in South Africa when you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
Was it found in South Africa? I still have no idea, but I do know what I’m talking about.
Men are all rebels and maverick renegades. When we see a big wall of odds in our faces, we bet everything we have. Women just turn around and go the other way. That may work when you’re lost in the mall for the fifth time, but it doesn’t work in life. The cure for cancer is not where you just came from — neither is the cure for baldness.
Women think there’s a glass ceiling because none of them have actually climbed up and tapped on it. There is no glass, it’s just air that shimmers in a funny way because of all the manliness going on above it.
Women in Las Vegas ruin Las Vegas. They don’t know how to play any of the games so everything gets fucked up and slows down. A chimp on a remote control Rascal could refill my seven and seven faster than those cougar cocktail waitresses with their sagging turkey necks. And would it kill more women to put out in the City of Sin? Haven’t they seen the commercials? Who do they think those are for? Men?
Don’t be ridiculous. Men already know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. We don’t need it spelled out on a fucking billboard.
Men are better than women.
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Since when did the male sex give you permission to give your opion out loud, I may be new to the site, so i do NOT know yet how tolerant dick was with the lesser sex, or maybe he just ignored that, but it must be put to an end. Now i would like to comment on all average looking and ugly looking girls. Did you ever wonder why they guy you just had sex with leaves right away or, if he has e weak for you, wait till you’re asleep and then leaves? because all you are is a one night stand, nothing more, probably way less. All the hot chicks get married because they then are only a sex-object, bought with a ring, by the owner to make sure he is the only one to f her. and lesbiennes are even more scum then emo’s.
“There’s also no chance you’ll be having sex. There’s nothing manlier than that”
whaaatttttttttt?????
dick my man you are very wierd
Well Hillary, as shocking as it sounds, we still need women to have sex and carry our seed. I dont hate women - I just know I am better than them.
Please tell us where to find these women who are not at the bars. Perhaps McDonalds?
That is not what she meant.
She means that you need to interact with women that are not at the bars, but rather intellectual places.
I do not think that you speak the way you do on this the same that you speak in real life. Perhaps the men speak down upon them, but certaintly not to the extent that you curse us out on here.
Good news, you don’t need women.
So rather than complaing about us, why not give up women all together?
We suck out all money, cheat, are idiots, can’t provide a decent conversation, we are basically vegetables right?
Why not simply treat us as though we are lepurs?
Maybe that would solve all of your problems and you can do productive things rather than writing a hate story (yes, I consider the fact that Dick says, “want to help a woman? Punch her in the face” ha hate story) about how women are the spleen to society.
What she means, in other words, is that Men are better than women.
In the great words of Ice T — ‘Cancel that Bitch’!
Classic of a femi-nazi. Fat, disturbed, attention-whore. Wallowing in her own self-pity for lack of the honor to have a nice man-sized Marine cock in her. You women are all the same… you can’t just come on this site and give us MEN a logical argument. No. Of course you can’t because there is no logic in a woman’s brain in any sense of the word. Sorry honey, there is no pussy I can’t get. Last I checked us Marines are fuck machines and only get turned down if we want it that way. Let the food close the mouth, you’ve only furthered what all of us on this site believe. MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN! — P.S. Dick the article was MANificient!!
That’s because you’re getting a very narrow subset of women, which is skewing your perception. I recognize some sort of …bullheadedness… in myself that compels me to post where I’m not wanted.
Also - as Dick said in some other post. We ARE Schrodinger’s cat (though not quite in the way he puts it). You can’t observe us without interacting with us, and since you’re all pretty antagonistic you’re only going to be able gather very limited evidence about us.
It’s upsetting that the world is a vile puss spewing orb on a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot, etc. But it can be both upsetting and well known.
Got carried away.
It’s not upsetting.. it’s well known.
To be honest, I haven’t seen many female members of this site who don’t prove Dick right. It’s kind of upsetting to think that the majority of their sex’s representatives are, for lack of a better word, incompetent.
They certainly are alleviating all of those ‘prejudices’ about girls being bigoted, hypocritical, and contradictory. Note the fact that she claims she would like come back in ‘Second Life’ as a man and for us to create our ‘Third Life’ accounts to be female avatars in ‘Second Life…’ dolphins in Second Life I think… That is quite noteworthy - she hates men so much, and yet she would wish upon us the ‘gift’ of her gender and accept the awful implications of ours.
In the words of Freud, penis envy. It’s an innate psychological thing.
Players on Second Life:
Too many
Third life:
1 guy who loves a simulation within a simulation. I guess Second Life is just too realistic for him. Or her, sorry, wasn’t being PC.
I didn’t notice any vulgarity on this page until you and WOmen rule started posting…..you two sure are fond of f-bombs and genitalia slang
Her post made my dog vomit.
Please dear, leave it to the people who have sex to talk about it. You are fat. That is what makes up the man hating community: fat, nerdy, ugly and stupid femi nazis. Boo-fucking hoo. You cant get laid because you are fat. CRY ME A RIVER.
And leave it to woman to tell you how you should spend it. On her.
Selfish baby-boomer.
Unlike you, whose manlyness is very evident. Besides, you are here too.
Instead of saying it, which only so many people will listen to, why not write it in here, with more people, and eternal lifspan?
This is braver than screaming.
If I amused you, I woud have to agree, and skip my cookie.
But since I haded your behind to you in several different pieces and flavors, I will be eating it anyway.
And the whore reveals her true colors. She wants to fuck all of us.
And then she calls us worthless. Well, worth enough to spned your time on, you know, insulting and all.
You know what happens to women who say that?
They come back.
You are the one quoting the bible. And I do not see you as my equal, rather my inferior.
Well, at least when it comes to argumenting.
That’s got to be the stupidest comment so far. I should really keep track of these.
-Dick