MABTW Stickers vs. Amelia Earhart

Look closely at the above picture and see if you can find my addition to a memorial constructed in honor of North Hollywood’s most accomplished daughter, Amelia Earhart. Most accomplished daughter, that is, who didn’t use her vagina to earn her place in the books.

Real female accomplishment takes the form of Melinda Gates, Hillary Clinton, or Paris Hilton. No one paid $49.95 to see Paris Hilton read a map. Melinda Gates isn’t worth billions because she dreamed up Microsoft Bob. Women accomplish with their cunts, not their brains.

In case you missed my addition, here’s a better picture.

Men Are Better Than Women stickers are on sale in packs of 5 for $5, 15 for $10, and 50 for $25. Use the PayPal buttons below to get yours and send your best work to dickmasterson@gmail.com

*MABTW Stickers are intended for personal entertainment purposes only. Use of MABTW for illegal acts including harassment and vandalism is prohibited. Any indication contrary to this is coincidental, intended as humor, or has been staged.


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Comment by SMash
2008-06-20 23:38:37 - IP Man-Hash: 18e783a46990a

Hey Tony…. I’ll go you halves in a rape charge… whadda you say pal?

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-20 23:16:58 - IP Man-Hash: 18e783a46990a

Fuck the hell up Tony you cunting square asshole. Suck the ranger’s dick, bring him to motherfucking pain. Suck the sheets up my asscrack and act like my balls are full of oxygen and you’re drowning bitch.

 
Comment by Tony
2008-06-20 22:46:58 - IP Man-Hash: aa51256726888

That pic is completely photoshopped with the sticker attacked to the statue never actually happened. If one of the feminazis came to this site and complained to the authorities you could be charged with vandalism based on that pic alone (with your face smiling right beside the stickered statue.

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-20 20:13:56 - IP Man-Hash: 18e783a46990a

Do you reckon Earhart got smashed by some Cage?

 
Comment by SPG
2008-06-20 18:27:33 - IP Man-Hash: 16b7bb419f50e

Classic Dick.
Keep up the goodwork.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-20 17:05:36 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

Detached said:

Amelia Earhart is proof that men are better than women. A man of her accomplishments would be forgotten (and many have I’m sure.)

Also, she is proof that modern feminine entitlements mean squat since, if she was so esteemed by her peers, she had no modern quota system and was surely being actively oppressed by men (cough).

The beauty of this stick is that most women don’t even know the meaning of >. They probably think it means men turn into women or some such silly shit.

They do have a smaller brain. Its science.

“The beauty of this stick..” (I thought you were talking about the statue!)
C’mon, she looks like a skinny, weak guy. Evidently, she filled her under-dealt bra and womb w/ the sky and a plane crash and possibly a POW gang bang. Remember, she’s not the idiot chairman of something-or-other committee that voted the statue in. Write to them, tell them why you think it’s retarded.
Dick-the stickers are bitchin’! Some one should put them over the restroom door logos at Walmart…sit back and enjoy the show.

 
Comment by Wayland
2008-06-20 13:52:29 - IP Man-Hash: 9b4dfa7b260ab

Owned. Stickers are a great way to get the message out. Niiice.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-06-20 13:43:10 - IP Man-Hash: d0cccfe7ceafd

Neil said:

Dick, you will become a very wealthy dude!

Not on stickers I won’t. I ordered them in bulk so I could make them as cheap as possible. At 50 for $25, I’m making pennies a sticker. They’re more of a guerrilla marketing tool than a product.

In other words, order as many as fucking possible and have fun with them.

-Dick

 
Comment by Stuffgirlslike
2008-06-20 13:34:35 - IP Man-Hash: c8ccd1382ab9a

Your stickers are a bit expensive.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
Comment by Neil
2008-06-20 12:23:02 - IP Man-Hash: a3db87f5de1e8

Also, with the colossal number of fuck ups that women perpetrate, we should be ordering these by the gross! Dick, you will become a very wealthy dude!

 
Comment by Neil
2008-06-20 12:19:18 - IP Man-Hash: a3db87f5de1e8

Now we know what to do with any colossal fuck up perpetrated by a woman - just put a sticker over it, or her fat ass, whichever is greater!

 
Comment by Neil
2008-06-20 11:57:23 - IP Man-Hash: a3db87f5de1e8

Re: Women Smasher -

“So she crashes a plane, and gets a statue? I don’t fucking get it. With this logic, shouldn’t there be thousands of statues of pilots that have crashed planes? What the fuck is going on here.”

At least she gets to keep the propeller.

 
Comment by Neil
2008-06-20 11:54:03 - IP Man-Hash: a3db87f5de1e8

Dick,

You’re the shit! That’s about as irreverant as it deservedly gets…

Neil.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-06-20 10:20:18 - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e

I want some MABTW Bumper stickers! =D

 
Comment by Kevin B
2008-06-20 10:05:06 - IP Man-Hash: 29dfcaa199e52

Excellent!

 
Comment by Detached
2008-06-20 09:35:56 - IP Man-Hash: 18087a5623cca

Amelia Earhart is proof that men are better than women. A man of her accomplishments would be forgotten (and many have I’m sure.)

Also, she is proof that modern feminine entitlements mean squat since, if she was so esteemed by her peers, she had no modern quota system and was surely being actively oppressed by men (cough).

The beauty of this stick is that most women don’t even know the meaning of >. They probably think it means men turn into women or some such silly shit.

They do have a smaller brain. Its science.

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-20 07:28:57 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

Holy Shit. I’m ordering these ASAP. Along with a copy of MABTW. Haha.

 
Comment by Women Smasher
2008-06-20 06:03:30 - IP Man-Hash: 6964c4c40c0c5

So she crashes a plane, and gets a statue? I don’t fucking get it. With this logic, shouldn’t there be thousands of statues of pilots that have crashed planes? What the fuck is going on here.

 
Comment by Dibbler
2008-06-20 02:16:26 - IP Man-Hash: 275e6e7eca881

Genius! Oh what fun I can have with these..

 
Comment by mehdi
2008-06-20 01:39:11 - IP Man-Hash: 66680ef6454c2

dick, you are brilliant.

 
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