MABTW Stickers vs. Amelia Earhart
Look closely at the above picture and see if you can find my addition to a memorial constructed in honor of North Hollywood’s most accomplished daughter, Amelia Earhart. Most accomplished daughter, that is, who didn’t use her vagina to earn her place in the books.
Real female accomplishment takes the form of Melinda Gates, Hillary Clinton, or Paris Hilton. No one paid $49.95 to see Paris Hilton read a map. Melinda Gates isn’t worth billions because she dreamed up Microsoft Bob. Women accomplish with their cunts, not their brains.
In case you missed my addition, here’s a better picture.
Men Are Better Than Women stickers are on sale in packs of 5 for $5, 15 for $10, and 50 for $25. Use the PayPal buttons below to get yours and send your best work to dickmasterson@gmail.com
*MABTW Stickers are intended for personal entertainment purposes only. Use of MABTW for illegal acts including harassment and vandalism is prohibited. Any indication contrary to this is coincidental, intended as humor, or has been staged.
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Actually, I would amend that final line to:
Women have never legitimately earned their way through life without relying upon their vaginas.
As a matter of fact, women manage to support themselves through the agency of the vagina alone. The vagina is the only key to a woman’s financial success and happiness; it is the raison d’etre of her very being; a woman can do and achieve nothing without relying on that frigid appendage as a stepping stone in a world of male patriarchal dominance.
Lookit’ Numbnuts - on rare occasion, some women may be better than most men at a rote task like playing chess or cleaning a house, but on a composite and recurring basis, men are always better than women. How many different ways do we have to say it?! That woman plays chess like Rainman counts toothpicks. So what and who cares?! Both savants are still functionally retarded. Check…
Whether recognized by polite society or not, women are just attention grabbing whores whose primary function is to trade sex for economic gain. Call it whatever you want - marriage, prostitution, or equal rights in the workplace; women have never legitimately earned their way through life without relying upon male superiority. Otherwise, name an exception. Check mate.
Not important enough, though, for you to remember how to spell her name.
your a homo emelia airheart was a true pioneer for womens rights
Lmfao!!! Rofl, that close up picture is so funny and true.
Dick, you know I love ya and I agree with you 99.99% of the time, but…give credit where credit is due, man. Just because women are vastly inferior to to men on average, it does not follow that there aren’t a few women out there who have some value besides their vaginas. Sure, even the most accomplished females are still far beneath the most accomplished men, but they are superior to the majority of men. For instance, the female chess player, Judith Polgar, could never hope to defeat Bobby Fischer, Kasparov, Anand, Kramnik or any other of the top male players in chess, but she can play chess better than 99.99999% of men. Shge would kick both our asses at chess, the game that demands the most stereotypically male mental traits like visuo-spatial processing and pattern recognition. Emilia Erhart’s accomplishment were not that extaordinary, and she certainly didn’t deserve a statue, but she still accomplished more in her life than the overwhelming majority of men. Which is even more extraordinary when you take into consideration that she was born with the severe handicap of being female. Give crdit where it is due, man.
P Coderch
I think Marc Lepine is the second greatest Canadian national hero after Louis Riel. Every Canadian woman ought to look up to him.
Matt said (Re: Sex in the City):
I’d let Charlotte give me a blow job. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Alpo.
Stick one on Marc Lepine’s mom’s house
In a body of water unfortunately. But I like the way you think you sick bastard.
Where was Lacey Peterson’s carcass found?
HAha wow neil your imagination impresses me.
#1 Is my favorite LOL!!! fuck those old wrinkley sex and the city broads. i cant believe any guy would want to fuck them, gross.
Bumper Stickers here I come!
MABTW stickers - just like branding a cow! That’s what I’ll use these for. Every bitch I’ve ever had will have one of these plastered on her ass (like her jeans or something…if I cover her ass cheek with a sticker, I won’t be able to spank it!) That’s my Man Challenge for the second half of 2008.
Also good uses:
1. On “Sex and the City” movie posters.
2. On the front door of “Curves” gym.
3. On the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.
4. On a Toyota Prius.
5. On a box of tampons.
6. On the mirror of a Ladies’ Room.
7. At a “Women’s Studies” seminar.
8. To mark an accident caused by a woman (instead of a chalk drawing).
9. At the Jenny Craig or Weightwatchers facility nearest to you.
10. Sent to a bridal shower or bachelorette party.
11. As a wedding desecration…Oops, I meant wedding decoration.
Fantastico.
Probably not to worry, SMash-mouth: if the dog rolled it’s eyes and wagged it’s tail as it shot it’s load down your throat when your raped it, it will probably not want to press charges on you. Your lucky with this dog, but watch out about the next one–it may not be so satisfied. Better keep your technique up.
Fuck you dick(head), ‘editing’ now are you cunty?
Bonehead Wop.
It just looks cropped in because of the color contrast. My money is he just lightly placed it on there so he could remove it easily! =D
hahaha if it never actually happened and was photoshopped as you claim, then how could he be charged with vandalism?
But yeah, you’re right, he clearly made the effort of visiting the statue and having a photo of himself taken next to it but he didn’t bother to spend 1 second of his man time putting the sticker on it.
Can Tony file a charge for the dog that you claimed you raped earlier?