Manginas Are My Hero
Not all men have money, good looks, talent, wit, charm, charisma, interesting stories, cultural insight, skills, athletic abilities, woman-attracting macho attitudes, an ability to eat an inhuman amount of food (or food based, non-toxic products), a sense of style, an easy going demeanor, a non-threatening posture, rich parents, or an in depth knowledge of anything and a desire to show it off. All men, however, are still men. That means they need to get laid.
So how do these men attract women? I’ll tell you how, by taking charge where women have failed for the last thirty years.
Manginas are my hero.
Who else but a man could possibly convince women that fighting the woman’s fight of feminism is not the most chauvinistic thing anyone has ever done in the history of the world?
I’ll tell you who, fucking no one but a man. Men are like Jedi masters when it comes to telling women what they want and think about anything.
It’s perfect natural and perfectly manly for a man to stoop so low as to cheapen his entire man-race just to get laid. You know why? Because men don’t need a collective pat on the ass for everything we do in life — including living it. We don’t need a sash that counts up all our achievements and chaffs our man-necks. That’s for girl scouts and the only thing I want to know about the Girl Scouts is when they sell their cookies and if they make their uniforms in a youth large because any adult woman who wears anything bigger needs to hit a fucking treadmill with her pudgy feet.
Let me give an example. I was celebrating a business achievement with some friends a few years ago and a woman asked one of my friends why we were celebrating. My friend told her he’d just gotten a promotion at work. Does that make him a liar or a scoundrel? Fuck no. It makes him smart. It makes him smart and also one lie closer to getting laid.
“Manginas” as they are called by all men everywhere with absolutely no fear of repercussion ever, display the ultimate and manliest form of both lying and sacrifice in the same way a fish breathes water — without even thinking about it.
And it is certainly a lie or a pack of lies — equality I’m talking about. See, Manginas are actually huge misogynists in man-disguise.
Personally I have nothing against mysoginism, or whatever it’s called. I wouldn’t call myself one, but that’s like not calling a rectangle a square. Both of them still know men are better than women. It doesn’t matter how many sides they have.
Manginas are the biggest misogynists on Earth because they know at heart — deep down within their man hearts that women can’t stand up for themselves against men without having at least one man-hand firmly on their ass propping them up. That’s why Manginas jump into social discussions like peacocks flipping their feathers all around. It’s a throw back to chivalry and it says the following:
Sweetheart, if you want anyone to take you seriously, shut up and let me do the talking.
As I see it, Manginas have balls of steel.
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May 30th, 2006 at 4:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34
Genius.
There are so many double standards in society concerning relationships between men and women. For example, when is the last time you have ever seen a poster or an article that says “Men in [insert topic]“. That’s right, never. Guess who has done all the major inventing, heavy-lifting in the entire course of the world?
I’ll give you a hint, it isn’t women.
-Mr.T
May 30th, 2006 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6bf7ca6da479f
Major masculine kudos, Chancealot. Excellent barrage of valid points.
Modifying (ahem, feminizing) men is exactly why there are manginas in the first place. They still overcome it and get some ass.
Can’t hold us men down ladies.
July 25th, 2006 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: afd6613f3668c
Manginas are very smart and sly guys. They will go out and lie but in the end they will get ass. That doesn’t mean other men respect them because as you know men have values by which we hold ourselves up. Honor, compassion, dignity, and other traits is what most men strive to achieve for, I can’t say the same for women since I really don’t alot of them do the same thing. But very good article, “you da man now dawg”! :D
September 24th, 2006 at 4:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
WOW! YOU SCREAM “MANLY”! LOLOL!!1.
September 24th, 2006 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
And thus we descend into abysmal 1337ness once more.
September 24th, 2006 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88c1e58dc3ca7
Excerpt from topic origin:
“…women can’t stand up for themselves…”
You are so right!
I prefer a counter, desk, table, or some other sort of solid with which to get leverage - otherwise it’s like a silly game of ‘wheelbarrow’ and nobody’s ‘load’ gets anywhere.
However, if you have found an alternate and effective stance, do tell.
October 9th, 2006 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 37b6bd16a47c2
Manginas suck at life and need to be shot!………That is what I think of you stupid egotistical Bastards!!!!!
October 9th, 2006 at 11:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 37b6bd16a47c2
Manginas suck at life and need to be shot!………That is what I think of you stupid egotistical Bastards!!!!!
Signed….Jesus!
P.S. Jesus says:You suck PENIS. O_o
October 9th, 2006 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3946ac26b06b1
They’re known as “playas” in feminist manufactured pop culture, the degenerate grimey trash that all males should aspire to be. Tune into MTV and tune out of reality and get in on the Western Civilization cultural death countdown clock!
I call them scum.
May 27th, 2007 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
Female, engage brain first.
Dick, yes. The problem, women ought to give up sex like a handshake, ESPECIALLY if you hand out the benajmins.
Instead, we get to watch cops and guys handcuffed, just tryin to get laid. WHY. Something. wrong. here. I understand a hand grenade costs $55, a supply sgt has told me has much. My life is such (age 47) i’d welcome an IED. I’d join up in a hot minute (prior service) but too old. Dang it.
June 7th, 2007 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5223cce311c25
This is something that sounds lovely, much as puppies, kittens, and unicorns sound lovely until someone has to clean up the mess they make.
-wolfe
Poor females. They have kids, then ditch their husbands because they know they’ll still have to pay. Then whine about it. THAT’s The American way!
Listen up females, most guys including me, do not CARE whether the human race has kids, how many, or who has them. There’s already too many people on the planet. Kids are cute, yes, and i like them, but i’m not having any. And i dont blame the kids just because cause their stupid, man-hating, cunt black-widow of a mom did a hit and quit on the jackass husband with the biggest paycheck she could find.
The problems with our society are 90% the fault of women. Men are the same big straight-line goofs they’ve always been throughout history. Men women see an easy way out, they will take it, every single time. Divorce and child support is the easy way out, apparently. Women think is funny, bizarre, and virtually non existant, cause they really DON’T think.
Women if you want to take the easy way, dont expect the rest of us to feel sorry for you, and dont be surprised if your next date pulls a Houdini the second you hint about another kid.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 930c268c67caf
ahahahhah damn, sir_chancealot you shut her ass down.. that was some good solid shit, somebody oughta give this man an award.. big ups
December 28th, 2007 at 11:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: d5d33bd6cae68
Cookies are in spring, nuts are in fall. Prices are on the rise, so we’ve resorted to violence lately.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: b18833a218514
I don’t get it, are you guys gay?
January 10th, 2008 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f
Nope. No gays here except for the common she whore.
Almost all modern women are bi or dykish.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 95da5994ff121
This is absolute, comedic f*cking gold! Not just because it’s true, but because it brings out the worst (best?) in women, which in turn makes the point of this website for you. Brilliant!
Sadly, I’ve only just discovered this website. As a man I find it a hilarious breath of fresh air. Bravo, Dick!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: ca9281e5b76eb
Sign up at the forums, welcome!
April 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 355a2c4da79d2
WHY IS IT THAT I’M GUESSING YOUR IQ IS AS SMALL AS YOUR DICK!? YOU TALK ABOUT BEING SO MANLY…WHY BE SUCH A *WHIMP* AS NOT TO PUBLISH YOUR *REAL* NAME. HAHAHA….I KNOW …BECAUSE YOU’RE A TOTAL LOSER AND A SPINELESS JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHAHA
April 26th, 2008 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Keep gorging yourself on cheeseburgers, you fat fuck, and they’ll have to move you by crane.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 19dcc72289450
Ah yes, ye olde “u dont wershup wiman so u mst b gey loll”.
I apologize if you haven’t had your fill of your father’s dick. It must be stressful to have your gaping anus empty on a Friday night.
By the way, this site says MEN are better than women. Fags don’t qualify.