Manginas Are My Hero
Not all men have money, good looks, talent, wit, charm, charisma, interesting stories, cultural insight, skills, athletic abilities, woman-attracting macho attitudes, an ability to eat an inhuman amount of food (or food based, non-toxic products), a sense of style, an easy going demeanor, a non-threatening posture, rich parents, or an in depth knowledge of anything and a desire to show it off. All men, however, are still men. That means they need to get laid.
So how do these men attract women? I’ll tell you how, by taking charge where women have failed for the last thirty years.
Manginas are my hero.
Who else but a man could possibly convince women that fighting the woman’s fight of feminism is not the most chauvinistic thing anyone has ever done in the history of the world?
I’ll tell you who, fucking no one but a man. Men are like Jedi masters when it comes to telling women what they want and think about anything.
It’s perfect natural and perfectly manly for a man to stoop so low as to cheapen his entire man-race just to get laid. You know why? Because men don’t need a collective pat on the ass for everything we do in life — including living it. We don’t need a sash that counts up all our achievements and chaffs our man-necks. That’s for girl scouts and the only thing I want to know about the Girl Scouts is when they sell their cookies and if they make their uniforms in a youth large because any adult woman who wears anything bigger needs to hit a fucking treadmill with her pudgy feet.
Let me give an example. I was celebrating a business achievement with some friends a few years ago and a woman asked one of my friends why we were celebrating. My friend told her he’d just gotten a promotion at work. Does that make him a liar or a scoundrel? Fuck no. It makes him smart. It makes him smart and also one lie closer to getting laid.
“Manginas” as they are called by all men everywhere with absolutely no fear of repercussion ever, display the ultimate and manliest form of both lying and sacrifice in the same way a fish breathes water — without even thinking about it.
And it is certainly a lie or a pack of lies — equality I’m talking about. See, Manginas are actually huge misogynists in man-disguise.
Personally I have nothing against mysoginism, or whatever it’s called. I wouldn’t call myself one, but that’s like not calling a rectangle a square. Both of them still know men are better than women. It doesn’t matter how many sides they have.
Manginas are the biggest misogynists on Earth because they know at heart — deep down within their man hearts that women can’t stand up for themselves against men without having at least one man-hand firmly on their ass propping them up. That’s why Manginas jump into social discussions like peacocks flipping their feathers all around. It’s a throw back to chivalry and it says the following:
Sweetheart, if you want anyone to take you seriously, shut up and let me do the talking.
As I see it, Manginas have balls of steel.
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May 29th, 2006 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: f82132372282f
LOL. Can I have some of what you are smoking man.
Oddly it does make some weird sense. But most maginas are door mats, few are actually real men. And then those few, who are like you described are the lowliest of men. Scum in my book.
May 29th, 2006 at 9:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d5c40ac258d40
WOW!
I hate my daughter,my mother,my grandmother and my nieces! i hate women! They’re useless! My mother didn’t raise me or take care of me…a pack of wolves did….MALE WOLVES!
Can i join your manly club?Please??? I hate women more than all of you manly men put together!
MAN POWER!
I love bitching about women and how crap they are! I LOVE BITCHING! I LOVE MEN!!!!!!
Ill never find love but i don’t care,cos I HATE WOMEN!
May 29th, 2006 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Unfortunate that you hate women since that’s not what this site is about. I suggest that if you’re serious about your hatred of women, you might find this link more to your taste. You might also want to get some professional help, especially since you certainly give off the vibes of being female yourself.
-wolfe
May 29th, 2006 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 14d75883d7862
Roflmao
Manginas sell out the human race for some ass.
Details at Eleven
I think the girly MrMan is onto something here, because the first step in becoming a rational female is to realize her own hatred for herself and other women. Then she may really start to appreciate men.
May 29th, 2006 at 1:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Good point, Billy.
-Dick
May 29th, 2006 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
wolfe, NOW women hate other women? This open letter from the NOW president seems to somewhat contradict your opinion there.
http://www.now.org/issues/media/mommywars.html
May 30th, 2006 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: d917ca6b1f977
Nothing NOW has ever said has or will ever contradict a man.
-Dick
May 30th, 2006 at 4:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
This is rather ironic, but Female has posted a link that proves my point. I’ll quote from her link (sorry to pollute the board, Dick):
This is something that sounds lovely, much as puppies, kittens, and unicorns sound lovely until someone has to clean up the mess they make.
But if we actually look at this pipe dream, we realize it is just that. It is not possible for a parent — of either gender — to choose not to work without financial strife. It is not possible for a sane parent — of either gender — to spend enormous amounts of time away from the family, buried in work, without feeling at least some degree of guilt and stress.
What they are saying is simply code for women believing seven impossible things before breakfast, and then ultimately becoming stressed, burned out failure-prone husks of humanity as a result of reality being unable to match NOW’s blandishments.
Ultimately, this is a rather harsh and cruel game to play with women: the teasing view that we can modify society (and maybe women!) to allow them to “have it all”, only to witness the colossal failure that ensues.
The kinder, gentler views that Dick espouses allow a more balanced view that in turn will match reality, thereby resulting in less cognitive dissonance and stress for women.
-wolfe
May 30th, 2006 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
wolfe, she is not saying it that it is is possible for women to work or not work without guilt etc, she is saying that there shouldn’t be additional burdens put on women for doing so. Your comment
is not in disagreement with hers. You both believe that in this day, parent’s have to work and will suffer guilt for doing so, however, she is calling for some understanding about that.
May 30th, 2006 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: d5c40ac258d40
Haha jesus,relax,I’m only rippin the piss.
This site is hilarious! So stupid! Hehehehee!
Now if you’d exuse me I’ve got much better things to do with my time.
Byeeeee!
Have fun bitching or whatever your doin,boyos!
OH! You so MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNLYYYYYY!!
Grrrrrrr! Rar!
Go get em ya big manly tigerzzz!
May 30th, 2006 at 7:57 am - IP Man-Hash: aff34ad9d7a7e
MrMan, you sir/maam are a complete waste of precious air. Seek help before help seeks you.
This article is very true and I have seen quite a few guys suffer the loss of their pride and dignity, all willingly.
I simply identify the true losers in this equation and find better friends who don’t discuss getting laid 24/7 and who won’t sell you out for a shot of leg.
The reason the bar scene is so vile and boring to me is because guys will say anything, pretend any amount of interest just to get laid. Women naturally think these topics are a hit. Mainly modern culture type questions or health and beauty aids. Its all so surreal. Women say they are all strong independent types but they sure do need affirmation a lot.
*To heed off the “Im not like that, Im a real woman” just stuff it. I don’t hate women and I know that not all women can’t be intelligent or thoughtful, its just that most dont.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: d917ca6b1f977
Extremely well said, wolfe.
I am shocked at the excerpt you posted from NOW. As a rule I don’t read any of the bullshit women post to this site. That’s exactly why.
-Dick
May 30th, 2006 at 9:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
Funny thing is that you are right on as far as their motivations. Manginas know that the only way they will be getting laid is to manipulate a woman like a woman would.
This gets them laid, however it also gives them many girlfriends and also gets them divorces and child support.
All women are rally attracted to Real Men and Manginas are usually the rebound guy that brings them flowers everyday and always buys them whatever they want all the time.
These guys don’t make it around long enough to see their kids go to college.
They are hated by many men and then inevitably end up alone without any male friends either.
For taking such a huge risk just for pu$$y does take balls.
May 30th, 2006 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Damn right, Lukasz. I, Per-man-sonally, have never had a problem with Manginism. It thins the herd of women I’d rather not deal with anyway.
-Dick
May 30th, 2006 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
So you do believe in unicorns now? That’s very good.
That is true, but I think her point was to lessen ADDITIONAL unnessary things that add to the guilt/burden, such as the media enflaming rubbish conflict.
I dare say you haven’t had much practice.
You quoted one paragraph, which left out the context of the letter and unfortunately did not address what she suggested could be done to modify society. Her suggestions were quite good, but as they involve modifying MEN, I can see why you left it out.
and which of course, will also be left stressful for men as they maintain the patriarchial status quo.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 160c1d5d6fc66
Ah, another day with women spouting stupid crap as if it is truth. Female says “… and which of course, will also be left [sic] stressful for men as they maintain the patriarchial status quo. …”
Female, Can you please tell me which one of the following is less stressful for men?
The fact that men die younger than women?
The fact that the vast majority of on-the-job deaths are men?
The fact that a man is way more likely to be the victim of violence than a woman?
The fact that every study ever done shows that women instigate 1/2 of all domestic violence situations, but a man will be the one arrested if the cops show up?
The fact that a man can be arrested for RAAAYYYYPPPPEEEEE merely on a woman’s word, no demonstrable proof needed?
The fact that women are very rarely prosecuted for false rape allegations?
The fact that men are being saddled with outrageous child support payments, including for children that aren’t even theirs?
The fact that men are expected to make lots of money, but are bitched at by women for always being at work?
The fact that a woman can take 1/2 of a man’s assets, merely for having spread her legs for a time during marriage? (Can you say “prostitiute”? Good, I knew you could)
The fact that a man cannot legally hire a prostitute?
The fact that women use sex as leverage in a relationship?
The fact that when you bring up truths like this, and show how all women are like this, the first thing out of a woman’s mouth is “But not ALL women are like that”?
The fact that women are NEVER content to let men get together (whether in person or on-line) in peace, without running their bitch mouths?
The fact of the incredibly numerous legal double-standards that men have to endure?
The fact that women always have to spout off as if their feelings actually reflected reality?
The fact that dumb broads always have to try and have the last word?
The fact that women today want and demand their “rights” without having the least bit of a clue as to what responsibilities go along with those rights?
The fact that almost all criminals come from a home headed by a single mother?
The fact that T.V. and media rarely portray men in a good light?
Tell me, female. Which of these are less stressful for men?
May 30th, 2006 at 4:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34
Genius.
There are so many double standards in society concerning relationships between men and women. For example, when is the last time you have ever seen a poster or an article that says “Men in [insert topic]“. That’s right, never. Guess who has done all the major inventing, heavy-lifting in the entire course of the world?
I’ll give you a hint, it isn’t women.
-Mr.T
May 30th, 2006 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6bf7ca6da479f
Major masculine kudos, Chancealot. Excellent barrage of valid points.
Modifying (ahem, feminizing) men is exactly why there are manginas in the first place. They still overcome it and get some ass.
Can’t hold us men down ladies.