Manginas Are My Hero
Not all men have money, good looks, talent, wit, charm, charisma, interesting stories, cultural insight, skills, athletic abilities, woman-attracting macho attitudes, an ability to eat an inhuman amount of food (or food based, non-toxic products), a sense of style, an easy going demeanor, a non-threatening posture, rich parents, or an in depth knowledge of anything and a desire to show it off. All men, however, are still men. That means they need to get laid.
So how do these men attract women? I’ll tell you how, by taking charge where women have failed for the last thirty years.
Manginas are my hero.
Who else but a man could possibly convince women that fighting the woman’s fight of feminism is not the most chauvinistic thing anyone has ever done in the history of the world?
I’ll tell you who, fucking no one but a man. Men are like Jedi masters when it comes to telling women what they want and think about anything.
It’s perfect natural and perfectly manly for a man to stoop so low as to cheapen his entire man-race just to get laid. You know why? Because men don’t need a collective pat on the ass for everything we do in life — including living it. We don’t need a sash that counts up all our achievements and chaffs our man-necks. That’s for girl scouts and the only thing I want to know about the Girl Scouts is when they sell their cookies and if they make their uniforms in a youth large because any adult woman who wears anything bigger needs to hit a fucking treadmill with her pudgy feet.
Let me give an example. I was celebrating a business achievement with some friends a few years ago and a woman asked one of my friends why we were celebrating. My friend told her he’d just gotten a promotion at work. Does that make him a liar or a scoundrel? Fuck no. It makes him smart. It makes him smart and also one lie closer to getting laid.
“Manginas” as they are called by all men everywhere with absolutely no fear of repercussion ever, display the ultimate and manliest form of both lying and sacrifice in the same way a fish breathes water — without even thinking about it.
And it is certainly a lie or a pack of lies — equality I’m talking about. See, Manginas are actually huge misogynists in man-disguise.
Personally I have nothing against mysoginism, or whatever it’s called. I wouldn’t call myself one, but that’s like not calling a rectangle a square. Both of them still know men are better than women. It doesn’t matter how many sides they have.
Manginas are the biggest misogynists on Earth because they know at heart — deep down within their man hearts that women can’t stand up for themselves against men without having at least one man-hand firmly on their ass propping them up. That’s why Manginas jump into social discussions like peacocks flipping their feathers all around. It’s a throw back to chivalry and it says the following:
Sweetheart, if you want anyone to take you seriously, shut up and let me do the talking.
As I see it, Manginas have balls of steel.
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Yep we totally get it too, you are totally in heat, and you tatally have no clue what to do about it.
I think I finally get it… a bunch of fags were sitting around one day, and they were all pissed of at the lesbians, because they have feminism, and man-hating bull dykes, and they were like “Oh my gawd, like, wtf? We need our own club, we are like, so left out, ya know? We’re gonna show those bitches!” and thus http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com was born. You all are the male versions of “man hating bull dykes” except of course, your against the bam of the clam.
HEY! Look what I can do!! I can google stuff and read it too, all on my own, unlike you really dumb macho men faggots.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangina
Urban dictionary defines a “mangina” as:
The act of tucking the male genitalia back between the legs, creating pseudo feminine genitalia.
Silly faggots… dicks are for chicks!
Cute.
But you forgot to mention the two sluts wearing tee-shirts for attention. I guess their daddies weren’t nice to them, huh?
if only we can bring the truths from lady
I think you lost everyone from laughter there Chill. Women telling the truth, HAH.
just thought i put my 2 cents in…
i am amazed that nobody yet has challenged chancelot’s post (which i may add brought very good points bro) and the only ladies that posted after that have just come to insult.
if only we can bring the truths from lady an man’s sides, that might bring the peace we all are looking for and hopefully less divorce
Ah yes, ye olde “u dont wershup wiman so u mst b gey loll”.
I apologize if you haven’t had your fill of your father’s dick. It must be stressful to have your gaping anus empty on a Friday night.
By the way, this site says MEN are better than women. Fags don’t qualify.
Keep gorging yourself on cheeseburgers, you fat fuck, and they’ll have to move you by crane.
WHY IS IT THAT I’M GUESSING YOUR IQ IS AS SMALL AS YOUR DICK!? YOU TALK ABOUT BEING SO MANLY…WHY BE SUCH A *WHIMP* AS NOT TO PUBLISH YOUR *REAL* NAME. HAHAHA….I KNOW …BECAUSE YOU’RE A TOTAL LOSER AND A SPINELESS JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHAHA
You’re sooooooo right. You took away my delusions of manhood and made me realize what abject scum I am as opposed to Your Awesome Magnificence. Will you cuddle me now? :’_(
Sign up at the forums, welcome!
This is absolute, comedic f*cking gold! Not just because it’s true, but because it brings out the worst (best?) in women, which in turn makes the point of this website for you. Brilliant!
Sadly, I’ve only just discovered this website. As a man I find it a hilarious breath of fresh air. Bravo, Dick!
Nope. No gays here except for the common she whore.
Almost all modern women are bi or dykish.
I don’t get it, are you guys gay?
Only if the price is right.
Cookies are in spring, nuts are in fall. Prices are on the rise, so we’ve resorted to violence lately.
ahahahhah damn, sir_chancealot you shut her ass down.. that was some good solid shit, somebody oughta give this man an award.. big ups
This is something that sounds lovely, much as puppies, kittens, and unicorns sound lovely until someone has to clean up the mess they make.
-wolfe
Poor females. They have kids, then ditch their husbands because they know they’ll still have to pay. Then whine about it. THAT’s The American way!
Listen up females, most guys including me, do not CARE whether the human race has kids, how many, or who has them. There’s already too many people on the planet. Kids are cute, yes, and i like them, but i’m not having any. And i dont blame the kids just because cause their stupid, man-hating, cunt black-widow of a mom did a hit and quit on the jackass husband with the biggest paycheck she could find.
The problems with our society are 90% the fault of women. Men are the same big straight-line goofs they’ve always been throughout history. Men women see an easy way out, they will take it, every single time. Divorce and child support is the easy way out, apparently. Women think is funny, bizarre, and virtually non existant, cause they really DON’T think.
Women if you want to take the easy way, dont expect the rest of us to feel sorry for you, and dont be surprised if your next date pulls a Houdini the second you hint about another kid.
Female, engage brain first.
Dick, yes. The problem, women ought to give up sex like a handshake, ESPECIALLY if you hand out the benajmins.
Instead, we get to watch cops and guys handcuffed, just tryin to get laid. WHY. Something. wrong. here. I understand a hand grenade costs $55, a supply sgt has told me has much. My life is such (age 47) i’d welcome an IED. I’d join up in a hot minute (prior service) but too old. Dang it.
They’re known as “playas” in feminist manufactured pop culture, the degenerate grimey trash that all males should aspire to be. Tune into MTV and tune out of reality and get in on the Western Civilization cultural death countdown clock!
I call them scum.
Manginas suck at life and need to be shot!………That is what I think of you stupid egotistical Bastards!!!!!
Signed….Jesus!
P.S. Jesus says:You suck PENIS. O_o
Manginas suck at life and need to be shot!………That is what I think of you stupid egotistical Bastards!!!!!
Excerpt from topic origin:
“…women can’t stand up for themselves…”
You are so right!
I prefer a counter, desk, table, or some other sort of solid with which to get leverage - otherwise it’s like a silly game of ‘wheelbarrow’ and nobody’s ‘load’ gets anywhere.
However, if you have found an alternate and effective stance, do tell.