Manginas Are My Hero

Not all men have money, good looks, talent, wit, charm, charisma, interesting stories, cultural insight, skills, athletic abilities, woman-attracting macho attitudes, an ability to eat an inhuman amount of food (or food based, non-toxic products), a sense of style, an easy going demeanor, a non-threatening posture, rich parents, or an in depth knowledge of anything and a desire to show it off. All men, however, are still men. That means they need to get laid.

So how do these men attract women? I’ll tell you how, by taking charge where women have failed for the last thirty years.

Manginas are my hero.

Who else but a man could possibly convince women that fighting the woman’s fight of feminism is not the most chauvinistic thing anyone has ever done in the history of the world?

I’ll tell you who, fucking no one but a man. Men are like Jedi masters when it comes to telling women what they want and think about anything.

It’s perfect natural and perfectly manly for a man to stoop so low as to cheapen his entire man-race just to get laid. You know why? Because men don’t need a collective pat on the ass for everything we do in life — including living it. We don’t need a sash that counts up all our achievements and chaffs our man-necks. That’s for girl scouts and the only thing I want to know about the Girl Scouts is when they sell their cookies and if they make their uniforms in a youth large because any adult woman who wears anything bigger needs to hit a fucking treadmill with her pudgy feet.

Let me give an example. I was celebrating a business achievement with some friends a few years ago and a woman asked one of my friends why we were celebrating. My friend told her he’d just gotten a promotion at work. Does that make him a liar or a scoundrel? Fuck no. It makes him smart. It makes him smart and also one lie closer to getting laid.

“Manginas” as they are called by all men everywhere with absolutely no fear of repercussion ever, display the ultimate and manliest form of both lying and sacrifice in the same way a fish breathes water — without even thinking about it.

And it is certainly a lie or a pack of lies — equality I’m talking about. See, Manginas are actually huge misogynists in man-disguise.

Personally I have nothing against mysoginism, or whatever it’s called. I wouldn’t call myself one, but that’s like not calling a rectangle a square. Both of them still know men are better than women. It doesn’t matter how many sides they have.

Manginas are the biggest misogynists on Earth because they know at heart — deep down within their man hearts that women can’t stand up for themselves against men without having at least one man-hand firmly on their ass propping them up. That’s why Manginas jump into social discussions like peacocks flipping their feathers all around. It’s a throw back to chivalry and it says the following:

Sweetheart, if you want anyone to take you seriously, shut up and let me do the talking.

As I see it, Manginas have balls of steel.

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Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 20:43:21 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Yep we totally get it too, you are totally in heat, and you tatally have no clue what to do about it.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 20:29:56 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

I think I finally get it… a bunch of fags were sitting around one day, and they were all pissed of at the lesbians, because they have feminism, and man-hating bull dykes, and they were like “Oh my gawd, like, wtf? We need our own club, we are like, so left out, ya know? We’re gonna show those bitches!” and thus http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com was born. You all are the male versions of “man hating bull dykes” except of course, your against the bam of the clam.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 20:23:29 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

HEY! Look what I can do!! I can google stuff and read it too, all on my own, unlike you really dumb macho men faggots.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangina

Urban dictionary defines a “mangina” as:

The act of tucking the male genitalia back between the legs, creating pseudo feminine genitalia.

Silly faggots… dicks are for chicks!

Comment by Matt
2008-10-23 13:50:30 - IP Man-Hash: 08536ed8c8e79

Cute.
But you forgot to mention the two sluts wearing tee-shirts for attention. I guess their daddies weren’t nice to them, huh?

 
 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-12 22:55:04 - IP Man-Hash: 2bb0524cbe9ca

if only we can bring the truths from lady

I think you lost everyone from laughter there Chill. Women telling the truth, HAH.

 
Comment by chilling
2008-06-12 17:24:43 - IP Man-Hash: df4917a7a75c7

Sir_Chancealot said:

Ah, another day with women spouting stupid crap as if it is truth. Female says “… and which of course, will also be left [sic] stressful for men as they maintain the patriarchial status quo. …”

Female, Can you please tell me which one of the following is less stressful for men?

The fact that men die younger than women?
The fact that the vast majority of on-the-job deaths are men?
The fact that a man is way more likely to be the victim of violence than a woman?
The fact that every study ever done shows that women instigate 1/2 of all domestic violence situations, but a man will be the one arrested if the cops show up?
The fact that a man can be arrested for RAAAYYYYPPPPEEEEE merely on a woman’s word, no demonstrable proof needed?
The fact that women are very rarely prosecuted for false rape allegations?
The fact that men are being saddled with outrageous child support payments, including for children that aren’t even theirs?
The fact that men are expected to make lots of money, but are bitched at by women for always being at work?
The fact that a woman can take 1/2 of a man’s assets, merely for having spread her legs for a time during marriage? (Can you say “prostitiute”? Good, I knew you could)
The fact that a man cannot legally hire a prostitute?
The fact that women use sex as leverage in a relationship?
The fact that when you bring up truths like this, and show how all women are like this, the first thing out of a woman’s mouth is “But not ALL women are like that”?
The fact that women are NEVER content to let men get together (whether in person or on-line) in peace, without running their bitch mouths?
The fact of the incredibly numerous legal double-standards that men have to endure?
The fact that women always have to spout off as if their feelings actually reflected reality?
The fact that dumb broads always have to try and have the last word?
The fact that women today want and demand their “rights” without having the least bit of a clue as to what responsibilities go along with those rights?
The fact that almost all criminals come from a home headed by a single mother?
The fact that T.V. and media rarely portray men in a good light?

Tell me, female. Which of these are less stressful for men?

just thought i put my 2 cents in…

i am amazed that nobody yet has challenged chancelot’s post (which i may add brought very good points bro) and the only ladies that posted after that have just come to insult.

if only we can bring the truths from lady an man’s sides, that might bring the peace we all are looking for and hopefully less divorce

 
Comment by bomchih
2008-04-28 00:53:04 - IP Man-Hash: 19dcc72289450

Guy said:

I don’t get it, are you guys gay?

Ah yes, ye olde “u dont wershup wiman so u mst b gey loll”.

I apologize if you haven’t had your fill of your father’s dick. It must be stressful to have your gaping anus empty on a Friday night.

By the way, this site says MEN are better than women. Fags don’t qualify.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-26 10:11:20 - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

A female said:

WHY IS IT THAT I’M GUESSING YOUR IQ IS AS SMALL AS YOUR DICK!? YOU TALK ABOUT BEING SO MANLY…WHY BE SUCH A *WHIMP* AS NOT TO PUBLISH YOUR *REAL* NAME. HAHAHA….I KNOW …BECAUSE YOU’RE A TOTAL LOSER AND A SPINELESS JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHAHA

Keep gorging yourself on cheeseburgers, you fat fuck, and they’ll have to move you by crane.

 
Comment by A female
2008-04-26 09:48:50 - IP Man-Hash: 355a2c4da79d2

WHY IS IT THAT I’M GUESSING YOUR IQ IS AS SMALL AS YOUR DICK!? YOU TALK ABOUT BEING SO MANLY…WHY BE SUCH A *WHIMP* AS NOT TO PUBLISH YOUR *REAL* NAME. HAHAHA….I KNOW …BECAUSE YOU’RE A TOTAL LOSER AND A SPINELESS JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHAHA

Comment by Candide
2008-11-26 18:44:00 - IP Man-Hash: 94d405aa0c19e

You’re sooooooo right. You took away my delusions of manhood and made me realize what abject scum I am as opposed to Your Awesome Magnificence. Will you cuddle me now? :’_(

 
 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-04-02 08:22:32 - IP Man-Hash: ca9281e5b76eb

Sign up at the forums, welcome!

 
Comment by Man
2008-04-02 08:14:21 - IP Man-Hash: 95da5994ff121

That’s why Manginas jump into social discussions like peacocks flipping their feathers all around. It’s a throw back to chivalry and it says the following:

Sweetheart, if you want anyone to take you seriously, shut up and let me do the talking.

This is absolute, comedic f*cking gold! Not just because it’s true, but because it brings out the worst (best?) in women, which in turn makes the point of this website for you. Brilliant!

Sadly, I’ve only just discovered this website. As a man I find it a hilarious breath of fresh air. Bravo, Dick!

 
Comment by Billy
2008-01-10 10:56:57 - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f

Guy said:

I don’t get it, are you guys gay?

Nope. No gays here except for the common she whore.
Almost all modern women are bi or dykish.

 
Comment by Guy
2008-01-09 23:34:20 - IP Man-Hash: b18833a218514

I don’t get it, are you guys gay?

Comment by Candide
2008-11-26 18:45:41 - IP Man-Hash: 94d405aa0c19e

Only if the price is right.

 
 
Comment by Lindsay
2007-12-28 23:09:01 - IP Man-Hash: d5d33bd6cae68

That’s for girl scouts and the only thing I want to know about the Girl Scouts is when they sell their cookies and if they make their uniforms in a youth large because any adult woman who wears anything bigger needs to hit a fucking treadmill with her pudgy feet.

Cookies are in spring, nuts are in fall. Prices are on the rise, so we’ve resorted to violence lately.

 
Comment by L
2007-07-17 18:22:59 - IP Man-Hash: 930c268c67caf

Sir_Chancealot said:

Ah, another day with women spouting stupid crap as if it is truth. Female says “… and which of course, will also be left [sic] stressful for men as they maintain the patriarchial status quo. …”

Female, Can you please tell me which one of the following is less stressful for men?

The fact that men die younger than women?
The fact that the vast majority of on-the-job deaths are men?
The fact that a man is way more likely to be the victim of violence than a woman?
The fact that every study ever done shows that women instigate 1/2 of all domestic violence situations, but a man will be the one arrested if the cops show up?
The fact that a man can be arrested for RAAAYYYYPPPPEEEEE merely on a woman’s word, no demonstrable proof needed?
The fact that women are very rarely prosecuted for false rape allegations?
The fact that men are being saddled with outrageous child support payments, including for children that aren’t even theirs?
The fact that men are expected to make lots of money, but are bitched at by women for always being at work?
The fact that a woman can take 1/2 of a man’s assets, merely for having spread her legs for a time during marriage? (Can you say “prostitiute”? Good, I knew you could)
The fact that a man cannot legally hire a prostitute?
The fact that women use sex as leverage in a relationship?
The fact that when you bring up truths like this, and show how all women are like this, the first thing out of a woman’s mouth is “But not ALL women are like that”?
The fact that women are NEVER content to let men get together (whether in person or on-line) in peace, without running their bitch mouths?
The fact of the incredibly numerous legal double-standards that men have to endure?
The fact that women always have to spout off as if their feelings actually reflected reality?
The fact that dumb broads always have to try and have the last word?
The fact that women today want and demand their “rights” without having the least bit of a clue as to what responsibilities go along with those rights?
The fact that almost all criminals come from a home headed by a single mother?
The fact that T.V. and media rarely portray men in a good light?

Tell me, female. Which of these are less stressful for men?

ahahahhah damn, sir_chancealot you shut her ass down.. that was some good solid shit, somebody oughta give this man an award.. big ups

 
Comment by Heinrich_Himmler
2007-06-07 16:51:54 - IP Man-Hash: 5223cce311c25

wolfe said:

This is rather ironic, but Female has posted a link that proves my point. I’ll quote from her link (sorry to pollute the board, Dick):

How can our society better support mothers and caregivers so that they can choose to work either outside or inside the home—whether it’s full-time or part-time—without additional guilt, financial strife or other barriers?

This is something that sounds lovely, much as puppies, kittens, and unicorns sound lovely until someone has to clean up the mess they make.

-wolfe

Poor females. They have kids, then ditch their husbands because they know they’ll still have to pay. Then whine about it. THAT’s The American way!
Listen up females, most guys including me, do not CARE whether the human race has kids, how many, or who has them. There’s already too many people on the planet. Kids are cute, yes, and i like them, but i’m not having any. And i dont blame the kids just because cause their stupid, man-hating, cunt black-widow of a mom did a hit and quit on the jackass husband with the biggest paycheck she could find.

The problems with our society are 90% the fault of women. Men are the same big straight-line goofs they’ve always been throughout history. Men women see an easy way out, they will take it, every single time. Divorce and child support is the easy way out, apparently. Women think is funny, bizarre, and virtually non existant, cause they really DON’T think.
Women if you want to take the easy way, dont expect the rest of us to feel sorry for you, and dont be surprised if your next date pulls a Houdini the second you hint about another kid.

 
Comment by Heinrich_Himmler
2007-05-27 11:40:41 - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9

Female said:

wolfe, NOW women hate other women? This open letter from the NOW president seems to somewhat contradict your opinion there.
http://www.now.org/issues/media/mommywars.html

Female, engage brain first.

It makes him smart. It makes him smart and also one lie closer to getting laid.

Dick, yes. The problem, women ought to give up sex like a handshake, ESPECIALLY if you hand out the benajmins.
Instead, we get to watch cops and guys handcuffed, just tryin to get laid. WHY. Something. wrong. here. I understand a hand grenade costs $55, a supply sgt has told me has much. My life is such (age 47) i’d welcome an IED. I’d join up in a hot minute (prior service) but too old. Dang it.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-10-09 13:05:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3946ac26b06b1

Stimulation said:

Manginas are very smart and sly guys. They will go out and lie but in the end they will get ass. That doesn’t mean other men respect them because as you know men have values by which we hold ourselves up. Honor, compassion, dignity, and other traits is what most men strive to achieve for, I can’t say the same for women since I really don’t alot of them do the same thing. But very good article, “you da man now dawg”! :D

They’re known as “playas” in feminist manufactured pop culture, the degenerate grimey trash that all males should aspire to be. Tune into MTV and tune out of reality and get in on the Western Civilization cultural death countdown clock!

I call them scum.

 
Comment by Sneaky Castro
2006-10-09 11:13:15 - IP Man-Hash: 37b6bd16a47c2

Manginas suck at life and need to be shot!………That is what I think of you stupid egotistical Bastards!!!!!

Signed….Jesus!
P.S. Jesus says:You suck PENIS. O_o

 
Comment by Sneaky Castro
2006-10-09 11:11:57 - IP Man-Hash: 37b6bd16a47c2

Manginas suck at life and need to be shot!………That is what I think of you stupid egotistical Bastards!!!!!

 
Comment by smrtpants
2006-09-24 17:28:31 - IP Man-Hash: 88c1e58dc3ca7

Excerpt from topic origin:

“…women can’t stand up for themselves…”

You are so right!

I prefer a counter, desk, table, or some other sort of solid with which to get leverage - otherwise it’s like a silly game of ‘wheelbarrow’ and nobody’s ‘load’ gets anywhere.

However, if you have found an alternate and effective stance, do tell.

 
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